those people and those things

In the middle of the night, Camus was about to call Aphrodite.Milo slapped him aside: "If you don't sleep, someone else will sleep, and wake up tomorrow morning."

"No, I'm in a hurry!" Camus slapped her back, grabbed her cell phone and started dialing under the quilt, Milo muttered that now you know what to do in a hurry, and stopped making trouble with Camus, and just lay on the sidelines and listened.

The phone rang more than 1 times before the other side picked it up. When I answered it, I got angry and cursed without repeating words for [-] minute. When the other party took a breath, Kamiao said in hindsight: "Hello, Aphrodite? "

"You still want to be the president of the country? I'm busy!" Abu never concealed his temper with his acquaintances.

"What are you busy with?" Camus asked without thinking, while Milo was about to fall to the ground in embarrassment: Is my brain squeezed by the ass of a donkey? He also asked people what they are busy with, what can they do at night...

"Busy fucking people!" Abu didn't think too much, and both sides were embarrassed for a while after shouting.Camus coughed: "Then, I'll call you after you finish fucking..."

"What's the matter, you can do it quickly/force/baby!" The anger over there immediately rose, and Kamiao quickly asked: "Well, I just want to ask you, Shura... Shura..." Can he have anything? In 1 minute, Abu's anger level was off the charts, and before he could ask a question, Milo finally grabbed the phone: "He just wanted to ask you, has Shura ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend?"

"You're asking about this stupid thing in the middle of the night!" After Abu shouted, he still thought about it carefully: "Don't say it, it seems that it has never happened before. I remember that there were a few girls in his class who had a crush on him when he was in elementary school. But at that time, everyone was just a kid, and it wasn’t really a relationship. Later, he went to junior high school, I went to drama school, and he went to the army. I didn’t know about it during this time, and he didn’t say anything about it.” Abu paused, "Why did Camus ask you this?"

"What else can he do? He likes Shura, but his mother wants to introduce someone to Shura. This makes him anxious..." Before Milo finished speaking, Kamiao violently grabbed the phone and said "fuck" Happy helped me bring it to Diss, immediately pressed the end of the call, and then beat up Miro: "You are a fart! You are a fart! See if I don't smash your mouth..."

"Noisy (referring to the noise) what is it!" Dad Kamiao next door was woken up by the children, and slammed his elbow on the wall: "Sleep!"

Camus over there immediately stopped, and listened to Miro for a while: "My father won't hear it..."

"No, we didn't speak loudly and we were covered by the quilt. That's why you made a lot of noise when you hit me just now..." Before Milo finished speaking, Kamiao breathed a sigh of relief and covered the two of them with the quilt. He continued to beat Milo in a muffled voice under the covers.

Milo and Camus came out of the bedroom together the next day, and the two families were no strangers to it.Mi Luoniang, who came over for breakfast, said, "If you turn over the window, turn it over. Turn around and close the window. What should I do if the heating cracks?"

The corners of Miro's mouth twitched: "Why are you trying so hard to like Shura? Our relationship is recognized by both parents. Let's talk about it today." Kamiao kicked Miro again.

"It's just right, you can sleep with Xiao Miao, and leave your room for Nuonuo." Mi Luo's mother said again, Mi Luo expressed no objection, and Ka Miao wanted to blow his hair, but Mi Luo gave him a look: "Do you still want to let me go?" Shall I give you advice?Immediately withered down and acquiesced.

After breakfast, Minos Milo and Camus went for a walk in the yard.Next to the military compound is the garrison barracks, and further away is a small airport, because it is used as a backup during wartime, and only planes take off and land during exercises. It is always empty on weekdays, but it is strictly guarded.The three of them searched around and found that they couldn't get in, so they searched for other places.There is only a layer of barbed wire separating the barracks dormitory and the compound. There are soldiers running with a few German black backs. The three of them watched it for a while and thought it was meaningless, so they had to go home.

"Speaking of which, Shura's birthday is tomorrow." Milo mentioned, and Camus slapped his forehead: "No, I was scared and forgot. It just happens to be fine, why don't we ask him out for dinner tomorrow to celebrate?" celebrate?"

"You play, and I won't get involved," Minos said. "You have to pretend to be good when you come here, but it can suffocate me. I will go to Luni's house tomorrow to surprise him."

"Then let's take a companion? I remember that Luni's house and Shura's house are on the same bus route." The three of them made up their minds and decided on tomorrow's itinerary.

The next morning, when Camus and Miro got off the bus, Shura was waiting under the stop sign.As soon as Kamiao saw Shura, her attitude changed, but she wanted to get closer (referring to getting close), and walked three steps back and two steps back. Seeing that Miro was making trouble, he slapped Kamiao on Shura with one palm. I went in my arms.

Shura didn't mind either, he patted Camus on the back and asked, "What do you want to play?"

"It's your birthday, you decide." Camus blushed the same color as her hair, and she didn't know where to put her eyes, so she had to stare at the pile of shit under the tree root.

"There's nothing interesting in the countryside..." Shura thought seriously, and helped Camus wrap up the loose scarf hanging around his neck: "It's cool here...how about we watch the slaughter of sheep?"

Miro slipped his foot: "Is this how you celebrate the year of birth?" Camus was also surprised: "Ordering a cake for a meal is the normal mode."

"Listen to you." Shura said, "But there is really no place to order cakes here..."

"I know, the two of us came here mainly to hold you hostage, and you can go anywhere if you are caught." Milo said, holding Shura's arm boldly, and raised his head to signal Camus to follow suit, and Camou immediately went to grab the other arm. , the three of them stopped a tricycle in the middle of the road*, and went to the nearest county market.

Regardless of whether a town has developed industrial agriculture or not, the entertainment industry always runs ahead with a passion that is out of touch with the economic situation.Although the county where Shura's hometown is located is not as high as the city's consumption level, the quantity and quality of the karaoke, dance hall and bathing centers are not inferior to the city's, and even the setting of the red light district is even more blatant.The two city children, Kame Miro, came here, but they opened their mouths and looked left and right as if they had never seen the world.Shura, on the other hand, had never been involved in these things at all, and was rarely at a loss when facing Liu Ying, who was blowing smoke rings and wearing heavy make-up to solicit customers.The three of them stumbled to find a cake shop. When choosing cakes, Milo suddenly gave a wicked smile: "It's not bad if your birth year is broken."

Asura was about to ask what happened, when Camus slapped the counter: "Waiter, give me the biggest cake!"

Milo poked his head and looked: "No, you, this is a birthday cake for the elderly, it's so big that the three of us can't finish it."

"I can't finish eating!" Ka Miao slapped the counter viciously again: "What's written on it? Give birth to a precious child early!"

"Don't listen to him, don't listen to him, just write happy birthday." Milo tugged at him and said in a low voice, "I didn't ask Shura to find someone else. I hope you will succeed this year."

Camus was still angry, and the waiter asked again: "This is sandwich, do you want pineapple or strawberry?"

"Pinch the pineapple!" Camus broke away from Miro, and put his hands on the counter: "Pieces or chunks? Crushed pieces! Chop it up for me! Otherwise, the birthday star will not move!"

Shura didn't know why Camus suddenly exploded, but Milo understood that it was a slip of the tongue, which reminded Camus that their mother was going to introduce Shura to someone, so he quickly interrupted along the fruit sandwich.Finally, they managed to get it right, and inquired about the address of a relatively large karaoke hall nearby, and after instructing the clerk to deliver it, the three of them went to sing to their heart's content.

Shura didn't have any sense of entertainment, even though it was to celebrate his birthday, the birthday star ordered a few military songs and sat with a castanet to watch Camoumiro toss.The two boys ordered a case of beer, blew (pointed to the mouth of the bottle) and sang blushingly, then began to pick up nursery rhymes and shout: "Under the bridge in front of the door~ I passed a group of ducks~ Come and count~ Two four six seven eight~" After the cake was delivered, Camus was still a little sober, cut off half and said, "This half is for Shura's parents, thank them for giving birth to Shura, hehe." Then he grabbed the other half with one hand, even the cream Sponge cake with sticky pineapple chunks inside grabbed his hands, turned around and slapped Milo on the face.Milo was not as good at drinking as Kamiao, but he didn't drink as much as the other party, so he fell on Shura in a daze, his head was on Shura's crotch, and he immediately rubbed the birthday boy with cream.

Shura helped Miro up in embarrassment, while Camus downed another bottle of beer, drinking the last bit of sanity, grabbing two handfuls of cream and preparing to "decorate" his small face.Milo didn't have a weapon at hand, so he wiped his face with one hand and took a handful of Shura's crotch with the other hand according to the local conditions, and went to fight back unsteadily.

The two brats over there had a shameless quarrel, and the sober one didn't know how to deal with himself, and was staring blankly. Kamiao sat on Shura's lap with a creamy pineapple face, touched Shura's face and said : "I'm patronizing and playing, the birthday star hasn't eaten the cake yet..." Looking back at the half that was left, "It's for uncles and aunts..." He approached Shura again: "Why don't you lick my face?" right, huh?"

Milo was lying on the coffee table, and when he heard this, he suddenly woke up halfway from the wine, and immediately secretly took out his mobile phone, aimed at the two people on the sofa, and pressed the video button.

*Three-wheel bouncing car: a simple taxi converted from a scooter for the disabled, usually with a steel frame as the roof and wrapped in a transparent thick plastic sheet, which can squeeze two or three people. It is a cheap but dangerous and often obstructive taxi. Transportation tool for urban-rural fringe.