My mom always wants to break me

I, Chen Xi, female, heterosexual.

I am now experiencing the most severe three-view shock in my life.

That is--

My mother wants to break me! ! !

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After I followed Ms. Chen Meili to the study, I saw her go to the corner and start rolling the carpet.

Gan Chu stood there, watching the thick carpet on the floor being rolled up, and then I saw that there was a bookshelf with a sliding door hidden under the carpet.

After Ms. Chen Meili opened the sliding door of the bookshelf, I realized that it was because her old man dug a hole in the ground near the corner, and buried the bookshelf with such a sliding door there.

It's also thanks to the fact that our house lives on the first floor, which is why she made such a fuss.

If our family lived on the second floor and upwards, judging from this depth, her hole would probably have leaked the ceiling downstairs.

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"what is this?"

I was scared to death.

Those martial arts masters in martial arts novels like to dig holes in the mountains to hide cheat books, so what does Ms. Chen Meili mean by this?Could it be that he dug a hole at home to hide cheats?

"□□"?

"Evil Resisting Sword Art"?

Or "Sunflower Treasure"?

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"These are all precious books that I worked hard for my mother and collected. There are many out-of-print works that were obtained at a high price because of my mother's visits to colleagues and three visits to the thatched cottage—"

"speak English."

I also convinced her.

Ms. Chen Meili is a 30-year-old woman, she is still so careless, she seems to be crawling on her insteps every day, and she doesn't bite anyone.

"...These are all Lily's novels that I worked so hard to collect!"

It may be because I forcibly interrupted her drama addiction, Ms. Chen Meili puffed her cheeks embarrassingly, with an expression of reluctance.

My spine went limp again, and I collapsed on the ground, looking at Ms. Chen Meili in horror as if I were watching a miracle.

I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it!

She actually hid some of these things at home!

And I never found out!

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"Why, do you have an opinion?" Ms. Chen Meili pointed her nostrils at me again.

"No."

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How could there be no opinion? !

Well, although I have opinions, I can’t show it at all. After all, in this three-acre land, she, Ms. Chen Meili, is a great, glorious and correct leader of the people (although I am the only one leading the people), leading the people The best candidate for the masses to strive for a well-off life (economic strength determines the right to speak), and any words and deeds that go against her will are current violence (the punishment is to deduct pocket money by her).

——But it's true that her current route is a bit feudal.

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"Not the best!" Ms. Chen Meili came over and kicked me.

I understand.

In order to prevent her from kicking me again, I quickly crawled to the cave.

Then I hit a big shock firmly.

I shook it and saw that there were at least four hundred novels in my eyes.

——Four hundred Lily novels.

Terrible.

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"These books are reserved for you to practice Lily Dafa."

Ms. Chen Meili stretched out her fingers and pointed at the hole, "I was going to show you after you graduated from high school, but I didn't expect you to be so early. Tsk tsk, the kid is really precocious now." .”

"Mom... pay attention to your wording..." I couldn't laugh or cry.

"Talking!" Ms. Chen Meili kicked me again and said, "——you must practice hard, so that you can think about it. If you can't bend yourself before, I will drive you out of the house for my mother!"

"Mom... are you serious..." I suddenly felt that I had a little high blood pressure.

"nonsense!"

Ms. Chen Meili glared at me, "Starting from this month, write me a post-reading review every month. Also, from now on, these big poisonous weeds that promote heterosexual thoughts, praise and praise the heterosexual hegemonic society are not allowed to be read anymore. Of course, Jin Gu Wenliang's martial arts novels are excluded."

"Why?" I asked.

Ms. Chen Meili said nonsense in a serious manner: "There are Jiqing everywhere in life. In order to cultivate your eyes for discovering Jiqing, referred to as 'Jiyan' for short, you have to read these martial arts novels every now and then, and write about the heroine here. The fanfiction of the supporting actresses is shown to my mother, for example, Zhao Min and Zhou Zhiruo, Yaoyue and Lianxing, Xiaolongnv and Li Mochou—and so on.”

While talking happily, Ms. Chen Meili's halazi was about to flow out.

The treacherous and cunning face is vivid on the paper.

"You're just trying to benefit yourself from public affairs, aren't you?" I rolled my eyes until my eyeballs were about to twist.

Chen Meili, that bastard bastard!

What evil did I do in my previous life, and I fell for such a crazy mother in this life!

If I had known today, I would have simply frozen to death on the bench outside when I was a child. It would be better if I closed my mouth and eyes and everything would be over, rather than being tortured here.

"Well, it's just for the benefit of the public." Ms. Chen Meili didn't intend to deny it.

"Fascist..." I lost my temper completely.

"What?" Ms. Chen Meili's ending sound was quite threatening.

"Onboard!—Ulla!—" I held up my hands in a gesture of support.

"Huh!" Ms. Chen Meili stopped fussing with me.

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"Mom, I have one more thing to ask you." I said boldly.

Anyway, my current situation is already like this, and it can't be too bad.

"Say." Ms. Chen Meili glanced at me, quite impatiently.

"It's just...why haven't you found a girlfriend yet?" I asked her cautiously.

There is an old saying that "accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger". I think that when I accompany Ms. Chen Meili, it is also like accompanying a tiger. Whenever it is inappropriate to disobey her, she will turn her face and bite me, regardless of the past relationship. point.

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"Alas... the water in the West Lake is all my tears..."

Well, her old man is here again.

"What's going on?" I asked.

Now it was Ms. Chen Meili's turn to be exhausted.

She whimpered on the floor and told her own story.

Although there is a lot of nonsense, I can still extract some useful information from it——

It roughly means that Ms. Chen Meili is an attack, um... she thinks she is an attack, but her middle finger is born with osteoporosis, so she always struggles to get along with others. Girlfriends are like that.In addition, Ms. Chen Meili is a person with strong self-esteem, and she is unwilling to lie under other people's body to be tactful and happy, but angry, she fasts and recites Buddha, and becomes a layman who has drunk wine and meat.

Although it is relatively subtle, for Ms. Chen Meili, this is indeed not an unacceptable reason. After all, her old man has a rather incomprehensible brain circuit, so she If you feel that the dignity of being a hero is more important than your sexual life, and you would rather do it yourself than pretend to be someone else, it is understandable in a sense.

At least I personally feel that although this is unexpected, it is reasonable.

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After hearing Ms. Chen Meili's bloody and tearful accusation, she shifted the focus of the topic to sexual orientation, and started discussions around "women have no straightness, men have no straightness", in order to achieve the effect of brainwashing me.

First of all, Ms. Chen Meili expressed her deep sorrow and deep condolences for my accidental growth into heterosexuality due to the neglect of family organization.

Secondly, Ms. Chen Meili attributed the matter to "it's not your fault, it's all the fault of this heterosexual hegemonic society", and she repeatedly said that she would break me up, so I can rest assured.

—Anyway, I'm not worried at all.

As soon as I was about to make a final struggle, I heard Ms. Chen Meili say: "If you can find an unobtrusive and positive image from the so-called legal books and audio-visual publications, it tells the story of same-sex love. If you tell the story, I will believe your evil."

It may be that I read less, but I am speechless.

So I can only believe in Ms. Chen Meili's evil for the time being.

Let me keep a low profile for the time being, and wait until I find a work praising same-sex love stories from official publications, and then use it to slap her in the face.

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Since then, I have succumbed to Ms. Chen Meili's coercion, read Lily's novels against my will, wrote my post-reading reviews against my will, and showed her fan literature against my will.

It is really full of absurd words, bitter tears, endless grievances and uselessness.

Sad husband!