Coquettish slut dead poor monk

Seeing that non-mainstream, the poor monk was shocked.

I saw that face that was older than the poor monk was riddled with grooves and tears, and then he knelt on the ground with a plop.

"Master! Wujing has been waiting for you here for many years, and you are finally here."

The monkey immediately stood in front of the poor monk, and his blind piercing eyes naturally saw that the strangely dressed monster in front of him was the monster at the bottom of the river!

And he is most jealous of water, thinking that if the master pulls him down, he really doesn't know how to drag this fat man up.

The poor monk glanced at the eldest disciple standing in front of him, and was completely moved for the first time.

However, at this time, it is time to give up the love of children, after all, the poor monk still has other things to do.

"Wu Jing!"

Sha Wujing raised his head, it was like rain on elm bumps.

This simple man moved me with his most sincere tears.

The poor monk glanced at him, and tried his best to suppress the disgust in his heart, "By the way, I haven't given you a name yet, how do you know your own name?"

Monk Sha was very happy, "Master, although you can't give me a name, you can give me a surname! Why don't I follow Master's surname Tang!"

The monkey jumped up in front of him and said seriously, "Hey, you monster! You misunderstood, Master's layman's surname is Chen, not Tang!"

Monk Sha leaned back, with a flexible waist, avoiding the hidden weapons thrown out of the monkey's mouth, and tried to argue: "Isn't the master called the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty?"

The poor monk never thought that they would gossip so much, and it's not the point to gossip.

It is obvious that the poor monk has long been beyond the Three Realms and is not in the Five Elements.The mother whose fate is tragic, and the father who has died and gained fate, have nothing to do with him.

Although he is nicknamed Tang Sanzang, his common name was given by his master, and his surname is Jiang!

But he can't let this matter slip away. These two apprentices are so gossip, and their IQ is not enough. If there is another name, shouldn't the next topic be to discuss how many fathers he has?

"There is no need to argue, Wujing, I just want to say one thing, since you are determined to join my Buddhist sect, then you must remember..."

"Apprentices should put the master first!"

"No, what I want to say is that you have a second senior brother." Saying that, the poor monk jumped up and grabbed the monkey's long hair. "Let's go, Gao Laozhuang!"

The monkey shook unsteadily, picked up the poor monk on his back and started on his way.

"Master!" Sha Wujing didn't catch up, the poor monk looked back, and sure enough, he saw the poor monk's little white dragon with that non-mainstream.

"I will come back as a teacher!"

This time Wukong was smart, and when he couldn't find the way, he stomped his feet to find the land and mountain god.

The mountain god Tutu worshiped the monkey and showed him the way.

When I arrived at Gaolaozhuang, it was the time when Gaolaozhuang held a wedding.

The poor monk and the monkey looked at each other and found that it was just in time.

There was Mr. Gao at the door to welcome the guests. Maybe the poor monk was not a mortal, but an immortal, so he came up with his servants to strike up a conversation.

"The benefactor is very polite."

Master Gao said kindly, "I wonder who this eminent monk is?"

I gave the monkey a look. After all, the poor monk has a noble status, so how can I flatter him personally!

At this time, the importance of apprentices or followers is reflected.

Before the monkey could speak, many people were shocked, and their faces were not as calm as before.I don't know if I was shocked by the monkey's fairy face or the poor monk's compassionate face.

When the monkey finished explaining to Master Gao in a serious manner, everyone looked at the poor monk as if they had been brainwashed.

That look is exactly the same as the brainless fan of the poor monk in the previous life saw himself!

There is no doubt that the poor monk has a fairy halo!

"Elder Tang's visit today really makes the humble house flourish!" Master Gao earnestly invited me in, "Hurry up and invite Elder Tang to come in to have a rest and eat some vegetarian food."

"Master Gao is too polite."

Master Gao is indeed a big family, and the tables placed inside are enough to feed the fathers and folks from all over the world.The poor monk kept his eyes on him, looking for the bridegroom who should be wearing a wedding dress.

Hall no.

There is no under the banquet table.

There is no toilet.

Could it be that he went to a new house?

"Amitabha."

The eldest apprentice said alertly: "Master, what's the matter?"

"Lost for the teacher."

The apprentice pointed to the two people standing at the door: "There are servants over there."

"We're all coming from someone else's backyard... It's not appropriate to reveal our identities."

"..." Monkey didn't say anything, and probably agreed with the poor monk's words.

The poor monk never talks nonsense, just like this time, after all, the two servants have already walked over on their own initiative, the backyard is important, it is not a man like a poor monk and a monkey like a monkey who looks like a monster in clothes. !

Sure enough, when the two servants came over, they were frightened by Wukong's appearance.Then crying, running and falling, I went to the front to find someone.

It's really rare and strange, a layman who has never seen a monster!

However, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time. Even if the poor monk has the aura of the protagonist, and there are cheats like Wukong, he can't stay long.

"Hey, is there anyone outside? Help!"

The poor monk's ears were sharp, and in a panic, he heard someone shouting, so he stopped his apprentice: "Apprentice, is there someone calling for help?"

Wukong was serious, "Master, don't you hear it wrong?"

"Help!"

The poor monk looked at him with a serious face, he really regarded the teacher as a deaf man!Then he said viciously: "Obviously there is, listen, it's still so loud!"

"Master, Mr. Gao is a kind person, and no one called for help." Wukong dragged the poor monk through the backyard.

The poor monk didn't believe it, and slammed on the brakes hard, "Wukong, your golden eyes have failed, and your ears have also failed? I heard it clearly as a teacher!"

Maybe Wukong saw that the poor monk was really angry, so he didn't stop him, and apologized with a playful smile.

But can the poor monk be persuaded with one or two kind words?

It must not be possible!

It takes one or two hundred sentences at least!

When Wukong took the poor monk to the place where someone shouted for help, he saw a handsome man in red clothes tied to the bed.

The poor monk's breath was stagnant, and he couldn't help but wipe his eyes, what the hell!What a handsome man!

"Master, what's wrong with you!" The monkey stretched out his hand and pinched the poor monk among the people.

The poor monk recovered from the pain, and the handsome man who called for help also recovered.

"Help me, benefactor!" The handsome man was full of bitterness.

Even the benefactor has been called... If he is not saved, he will be saved!

The poor monk pretended to be profound and said: "Let me guess, benefactor, you are not Marshal Tianpeng, are you?"

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