Kuai Chuan is not a person

Since that day, Qiuqiu has regarded himself as a boyfriend. Once Chu Lan put him and another female bear in a rocking car, and was severely accused by Qiuqiu after returning home.

"Do you know how can you put me and Lan Lan together to sleep together?" Qiuqiu's bear face became rounder and rounder, like a bright moon. He was raised very well, and even Mao Mao The light was smooth and smooth, Chu Lan looked at his round face and couldn't help stretching out her hand to pinch it.

His palm was immediately covered by a pair of small fleshy claws, and Qiuqiu's chubby claws ruthlessly pushed his hand away.

Chu Lan corrected when she knew she was wrong: "Sorry, I will pay attention next time."

His panda is really unreasonable.

Lan Lan is actually a female bear who is only less than one year old. The ancients said that men and women have different seats at seven years old, so my own cub can only be said to be too precocious.

Moreover, he clearly saw that this wandering bear often hugged and sucked other red pandas, kissing and screaming, so that the soft white fur of the other red pandas became tangled up, but now he is talking about himself .

The owner was helpless and actively admitted his mistake.

Chu Lan picked him up, held him in her arms, and gently rubbed his belly, but what she said made Wen Xi's eyes darken.

"Tomorrow you will be assessing subject one, are you ready?"

The life of a panda bear is not as easy as Twolegs imagined. They have to go through difficult and complicated tests such as drinking milk, escaping from prison, riding a wooden horse, etc., in order to become a respectable and excellent academically.

Subject [-] is the most basic part of riding a wooden horse. The panda cub is carried on the toy pony at the base, and its paws hug the pony's head to maintain the balance of the bear's body. It needs to shake at least five times while sitting on the pony. It is considered to have officially passed the assessment of subject one.

In the previous assessments of drinking milk and jailbreak, Qiuqiu has achieved outstanding results. After all, he is a mature panda mixed with a bunch of ignorant red pandas. If he can't get good results, it would be a shame Bear face.

In the first round of assessment, in the process of drinking pots of milk, as soon as the iron gate was opened, Wenxi ran towards the distant pot of milk with his short legs at a speed of [-] meters. Making a graceful arc, buried her round face in the iron basin, drank the basin of milk as quickly as possible, and hugged Chu Lan's thigh proudly.

And because Chu Lan often makes milk for him, Wen Xi is not like other red pandas, who has an extraordinary attachment to pots of milk. After drinking, he shakes his face and leaves gracefully, while the other red pandas turn into food Iron beast, the important thing is that the iron basin is not loose, it seems that Wenxi is very aggressive, and an extra [-] points are added.

The second round of assessment, jailbreak, means that in order to exercise the survival ability of giant pandas, the breeders will set up a wider partition door in their living environment, allowing them to slip through the wider iron fence interval. In the past, after successfully climbing to the other side, they would be rewarded with a pot of sweet milk.

In this round of assessment, Wen Xi encountered many of the most tragic things in the life of panda Xiong - Carmen.

He was rounder than other pandas of the same age, and his head was even more round. Although he was cute, but on the way out of prison, because of his big head, he got stuck in the gap between the iron bars, and his chubby body was stuck in the gap. Watching side by side with one after another of the little friends who escaped successfully, Wen Xi used both hands and feet, and then found himself stuck even tighter.

It is said that the panda is a liquid creature, it is all a lie!

Seeing that less than half of the panda cubs escaped successfully, Wen Xi wanted to cry, but if he stuck in such a shameful way, he might be expelled from the panda family.

Fortunately, the little Huihui next to him still has a conscience. Because he is born gray, he needs to grow up to become pure black. He looks like a washed-out panda toy, so he is called faded by everyone. Wenxi usually I love hugging and sucking him the most, they are relatively close bears.

Fatui was small, and had already slipped through easily. Seeing that Wenxi was stuck in the middle, he anxiously circled around him. The little milky voice babbled, and successfully attracted Chu Lan from outside the door, and hugged Wenxi with a smile. Going back, he rubbed his head.

Wen Xi looked at the iron fences with a deep face, feeling that Xiong Sheng had encountered an extremely difficult challenge, he resolutely decided to cheat, hugged Chu Lan's thigh with a whimper and did not let go of his claws, his black eyes widened to look at Chu Lan. Lan, there seemed to be four words written on the face of the bear——

Want to go through the back door.

He is chubby and really difficult to drill. Chu Lan was afraid that he would get stuck again, so she simply opened the door and hugged him to the other side, and cheated openly in front of all the bears. However, because Qiuqiu's behavior was so cute, the audience in the live broadcast room voted for the bears At that time, most people still voted for the "Best Prison Break Award".

Asking for help to successfully break out of jail is exciting and exciting, what's wrong with it?

Humiliated Carmen's Qiuqiu's results in the second round of the jailbreak assessment were also very good, and all the pandas lamented the injustice of Xiongsheng.

Because the videos of these two rounds of assessments have been posted on the Internet and received a huge amount of hits, Qiuqiu is now an Internet celebrity panda with a lot of traffic.

As soon as the panda becomes popular, there will be burdens of idols. At this time, Wen Xi sighed with his cheeks on his hands, thinking how to resist that rickety toy wooden horse tomorrow. If he accidentally fell off his ass, he might be made into a Countless embarrassing emoticons quickly spread in the world of Twolegs.

What a shame.

Wen Xi turned into a human form, but the skeleton of his hands was slender and beautiful. At this moment, he held his chin and sat in the living room thinking hard.

The door squeaked, and Wen Xi didn't need to look to know that Chu Lan had come home from get off work, because he waved goodbye to Chu Lan only 15 minutes ago at the main body at the base, and counting the time, it was almost the same.

But he still jumped up and trot to the door, staring at Chu Lan with bright eyes.

Chu Lan: "Huh?"

Wen Xi's soft lips touched Hu Hu's cheek lightly, like petals blown down by the warm wind in spring, lightly falling on the sparkling water, causing ripples in Chu Lan's heart.

He raised his eyes to look at Qiuqiu, Qiuqiu obviously kissed him actively, but turned his eyes to look elsewhere, his fingers unnaturally grasped the corner of his clothes, his ears were slightly red, but he tried to remain calm.

"Qingqing said that when her boyfriend comes home, she should kiss him. This is called a home kiss."

Chu Lan laughed: "When did you play with that little guy again?"

Wen Xi replied obediently: "I had a video with her in the morning, and she taught me that every morning kiss, departure kiss, home kiss, and good night kiss are all essential and justified."

He sighed inwardly: "Qingqing is such a spiritual little girl, I want to frame the little red flower she gave me."

Chu Lan had nothing to do with these two little guys. Fortunately, Qiuqiu was a bear who was easy to fool. He changed the topic casually, and sure enough, the new topic attracted the little panda.

"Tomorrow, the live broadcast platform will conduct an interview with the parents, just before subject one. You can take the opportunity to ride a small wooden horse and try out your feelings."

Having raised a panda for so long, Chu Lan is well aware of the burden of being an idol of her little panda, and she thinks deeply about him.

Wen Xi was very moved, and then kissed Chu Lan on the cheek.

He said solemnly: "When expressing gratitude, you should give a warm kiss!"

Chu Lan felt as if he had been gently scratched by his fluffy little paw, unable to describe the subtle feeling, he straightened his face: "Who taught you?"

Wen Xi was embarrassed to let Qingqing's cutie take the blame again, coughed twice, and said embarrassingly: "I figured it out myself."

Chu Lan raised her eyebrows, very sternly: "You are wrong, not everyone can express their gratitude like this."

Wen Xi hurriedly said: "You can only do this to your boyfriend!"

Chu Lan nodded solemnly in agreement.

His panda, how can he kiss others casually, and it is not allowed to kiss others casually.

The next day, Chu Lan was wearing an isolation gown, and he took off the mask. He stood on the green grass of the base to answer the questions in the live broadcast room. His figure was tall and straight, and he looked like a green pine tree from a distance.

The rolls huddled together behind him are also very eye-catching. In the eyes of the audience, the moment when Chu Lan’s dad takes off his mask and faces the camera is extremely precious. The group of soft balls behind him are so cute that they make people slap their thighs .

To watch Daddy or Roll, that is a question.

[May I ask why Chu Lan's daddy chose the profession of a breeder? 】

"Because Rolling is so cute, I want to get in close contact with them. I can feed them, bathe them, and walk around with them." Chu Lan turned her head and glanced at the playing black and white balls, her eyes were smiling, and the corners of her mouth curled up. Clearly enjoying the job.

[I feel like this is a question of abducting me to become a breeder, I don’t listen to it, I don’t listen to it, I don’t listen to it]

[I feel like my dad is showing off to us, jealousy makes me unrecognizable. 】

[May I ask which panda in the base is your favorite? 】

Wen Xi, who was lazily lying on the grass basking in the sun, staring at the little wooden horse not far away, heard the camera brother read out this question, his whole body trembled for a moment, and he stood up abruptly.

Although he was fleshy, he ran very lightly, like a dumpling of glutinous rice thrown out, quickly rushed to Chu Lan's feet, hugged his thigh, raised his head, his eyes were watery, and said, "You say, you My favorite panda is not me".

Chu Lan looked down at him for a while, smiled for a while, and then looked at the camera.

"My favorite panda...of course is Qiuqiu."

[Wow, when Daddy said this, his eyes were gentle and bright, and the love almost rushed out of the screen along the network cable and overflowed onto my face. 】

[Maybe this is love. 】

Chu Lan bent down to hug Wen Xi and answered the last question.

【Excuse me, do you have a girlfriend? 】

Chu Lan said without hesitation, "No."

[Then the young ladies who like you in our live broadcast room have a chance. 】

Chu Lan said without hesitation, "No."

[So do you have someone you like? 】

Chu Lan thought for a moment, and answered objectively: "No."

The only bear he likes is the one in his arms.

The author has something to say:

Chu Lan: My ideal person is a peerless little panda. One day he will hold a small bamboo shoot, ride a small wooden horse, escape from prison and run to me, asking me to nurse him :)