Back to the year when my husband was the worst

All kinds of swear words went over in Xu Qingran's mind.

Suddenly remembered the blind date at that time.

When Xu Qingran was young, he made an outline for his life. The point of starting a family was 25 years old. When he grew up, he felt that it could be extended indefinitely. Time to start a family.But when the middle partner introduced Zhou Yai to him, he didn't know why he went there.

It may be that Zhou Ya's photo was taken very well.

It may also be that Zhou Ya just returned home.

Facts have proved that after the meeting, Zhou Ya really gave him a feeling of knowing. There is a booth in the coffee shop, a glass bottle, a rose and two cups of coffee on the table. It took less than 10 minutes from sitting down to deciding to get the certificate. The two of them I didn't even bother to wait for that little time. I didn't go back until I got the marriage certificate and ordered another cup of coffee.

After receiving the certificate, Mr. Xu suggested foolishly, "Then let's go back and continue talking."

No matter how many times I think of this kind of thing, Xu Qingran feels stupid, and there is no one else, but the newly born legal husband always cooperates with him with a smile, so that Xu Qingran is dazed and at the same time He came to a conclusion that Zhou Ya is the only gentle species surviving in the universe.

Now it seems that Zhou Ya is more cautious than anyone else when he throws away his skin.

Every time Xu Qingran turned around after choking someone, he hid in his seat and was thinking hard about what kind of rope he would use to tie up this ostentatious flower.

Damn, report Zhou Ya for cheating on marriage.

"Fuck." Xu Qingran yelled countless times, turned around and walked to the sheep's seat, and knocked on the table: "Yang'er, is there anything you don't understand?"

"I've only written two questions..." Sheep withdrew his hands awkwardly, "Have you finished writing?"

"No, whatever you want, two questions are fine." Xu Qingran stuffed his pen into his hand, "I saw that show outside... that person is not there, just your male god, the one who is chatting with the ignorant elementary school girl now, take it casually." Go over and ask him the question, hurry up."

"What's the question?" asked the sheep.

Xu Qingran: "Ask whatever you want, just bring the person back to the classroom!"

The sheep was pulled staggeringly, and was sent out of the door with simple questions for keeping the hand feeling. Their class, Xu Huang, issued two imperial edicts. One was to use all means to get Zhou Ya back to the classroom, and the other was not to expose that they were Xu Huang's request. made.

"Why can't it be exposed?" Liu Chengyuan caught up with the scene where the imperial decree was issued, wondering.

Xu Qingran: "It's about a man's dignity, you don't even understand it."

"Fuck, are you scolding me?" Liu Chengyuan straightened his 1.9-meter body, his chest muscles almost hit Xu Qingran.

"No." Xu Qingran sat back on the chair, shoulders slumped, looking lazy and irritable, "Don't hit me, it's annoying."

"What's bothering you?" Liu Chengyuan sat down to enlighten him in line with his duty as the squad leader, "Is your mentality unstable?"

Xu Qingran: "Yes."

Liu Chengyuan clapped his hands: "It's okay, I did a survey, and 90.00% of the people at our stage have mental instability. This is normal and must go through a stage."

"...The two of us are definitely not talking about the same thing." Xu Qingran didn't want to listen to his enlightenment.

"Isn't it test anxiety syndrome?" Liu Chengyuan said to himself, "I also had it last time. Last monthly math test, my test room happened to be thumping. Do you know that feeling? I don't know what's wrong with me. My whole body was stiff, my palms were sweating, and my heart was beating very fast. I felt like I had just come back to read the words on the test paper after finishing the optional filling, and I didn’t dare to look back... Wait, don’t go, even if you’re not talking about this We can also talk about other things, and those people in the liberal arts class still say that everything is connected or something, the reason is the same."

Xu Qingran was pulled hard by this man and didn't go away. He didn't know where to go, so he had to sit down and listen to him continue.

"Are you suffering from chest tightness now?" Liu Chengyuan was blinded, turned his head and saw the sheep clumsily gesticulating with Zhou Yai outside, as if suffering from aphasia, "Is there anything you really want, now?"

"Stuffy." Xu Qing kept watching out of the window from the corner of his eye, and his rambunctious tone was inexplicably murderous, "I really want a rope now, and one may not be enough. That kind, a dog rope, tied to the in people, you know?"

I don't know, Liu Chengyuan trembled, and asked cautiously: "Well, brother Ran, your dog ran away?"

Xu Qingran paused: "Almost, maybe spring is coming soon."

Liu Chengyuan: "..."

But isn't it autumn?Moreover, he has been in the same class as Xu Qingran for so many years, and he has never heard of when he raised a dog.

At the critical moment, Xiao Nuannan’s class leader had a flash of inspiration, and he glanced out of the window again with unimaginable eyes, and his understanding line rarely hit a little bit: "Brother Ran, I have heard a saying, what is it called, between friends?" Taste."

Xu Qingran: "..."

Seeing his expression, Liu Chengyuan continued to probe: "Is it because you are unhappy that Brother Jair is in contact with others?"

Xu Qingran: "..."

Coincidentally, Liu Chengyuan's memory was also spent in strange places: "The people who went upstairs to me recently are very familiar, do you remember that there are several small groups in the school forum, your support club, the people who came up recently are all Is it your fan?"

"..." Xu Qingran didn't speak, and felt that Liu Chengyuan's word was a bit fanciful.

"Now your fans are on good terms with your brother..." Liu Chengyuan's eyelids twitched, and he finished quickly, "I'm just giving an example, don't stare at me! It's not because you ignore your fans, so people only If you can find another new love, if you don't want to part with your fans, then go out and get in touch with them more!"

"..."

Although what Liu Chengyuan said was not the same thing, but Xu Qingran felt that it was not so unfeasible.As a result, a scene that the majority of students love to hear and see appeared. Xu Qingran, a romantic figure who claimed to be in retreat, reopened the window for business, as long as others did not disturb his former deskmate studying.

"The senior, can you walk the playground with us again?" The girl blinked her eyes, pointed at the little sisters around her, and then pointed at herself, "I'm going to transfer schools soon, and the one I can't bear the most in No. [-] Middle School is the senior."

The senior's teeth hurt a little, chatting is one thing, walking the playground, no, it's too much.Xu Qingran hesitated, and suddenly heard Zhou Ya's voice: "He's not free, I'll accompany you to the playground."

Xu Qingran turned back in shock: "You fucking say it again?"

Zhou Ya repeated it.

"I'm free!" Xu Qing frowned.

Zhou Ya stared at him: "You are not free."

Xu Qingran kicked over: "You are not free, did you hear that when you are not free!"

"...Well, let's go to the playground by ourselves." The girls were trembling, and for some reason, they had a sense of déjà vu when they saw their parents arguing?illusion?

Everyone in Class Nine said that this is not an illusion. They have had this sense of sight for a long time. They usually listen to their class' "parents" quarreling when they are tired from doing problems every day. This is the first choice program for Class Nine to relieve boredom every day.

But people who have heard parents quarrel have a consensus, that is, parents do not have to fight each other to the death, but they must suppress the quality of life of the spectators. If they are far away, if they are in school, the most is video onlookers, WeChat onlookers , circle of friends watching, just watch and laugh at this kind of time, the treatment at home is much worse, sometimes you will face the fate of the two of them face to face, and you have to be caught in the middle as a microphone.

Such as Longshi and Lu Chen.

"Who's that in front?"

"Brother Ran."

"What about the back?"

"Brother Jair."

"why?"

"...Brother Ran wears white clothes, Brother Jair wears black clothes."

"Who asked you this!" Longshi scratched his hair angrily, "I asked you why they are so far apart!"

The road to the cafeteria is long and fragrant. This window serves a long time for meals. There are three on the upper and lower floors of the cafeteria.

At the point where Longshi and the others came down, there were not many people coming and going on the passage.

The front and rear ends are also surrounded by two big forum figures, not to mention how eye-catching they are.

"Let's have fun." Lu Chen sighed, "Or if there was a quarrel, don't ask me, I don't know anything."

Longshi: "..."

He couldn't understand the style of these two more and more.

They used to sit together and play behind his back all day long, but now they are separated by a corridor like a thousand ravines.

Oh no.

They would challenge each other across the hallway.

"Tell him not to sit next to me." Xu Qingran said to Long Shi.

Longshi and Lu Chen looked at each other, and Lu Chen turned to look at the sheep again.

Zhou Ya came back from cooking at the window, and Xu Qingran turned on the silent mode again.

Zhou Ya heard this sentence from Long Shi's mouth, raised his eyelids and glanced at Xu Qingran, then sat next to Lu Chen: "Tell him not to sit across from me."

Xu Qingran: "..."

Longshi: "..."

Lu Chen: "..."

Oh shit.

There was a physical education class in the afternoon. After the heavy rain, the weather cleared for several days. Today, the sun issued a high temperature warning. They went downstairs and had no place to go. They went back to class to play Werewolf with the girls.

When Xu Qingran played this game, he was always inexplicably overwhelmed by wolves. Today, when he got the cards and turned them over, he was a wolf again.He looked up at Zhou Yai on the opposite side, trying to see from his face what cards he got.

Zhou Ya saw it, pointed to the cards that he had pressed down, and asked him if he really wanted to know.

Xu Qingran said that he was not interested.

"What did Brother Ran get?" Chihuahua acted like a god, asking everywhere to create suspense.

Xu Qingran rubbed the back of the card: "Werewolves."

This kind of self-explosion is usually half-truth and half-false, and everyone laughed to death: "Oh——Three years, you finally admit that you are a wolf, well, I will blew myself up, and I am also a wolf!"

"All right, all of you are wolves." Chihuahua turned around and asked Zhou Yai: "Brother Yai, are you also a wolf?"

Zhou Ya smiled: "Yes."

Xu Qingran: "..."

He had a strange premonition.

Sure enough, the first night when the werewolf opened his eyes, Xu Qingran was distracted. He opened his eyes late, and just as he opened them, Zhou Ya raised a finger and pointed in his direction.

Zhou Ya met his eyes and was stunned for a moment: "Are you a wolf too?"

Xu Qingran's voice was filled with the pain of being betrayed: "You actually want to kill me?"

Yang Zhen and Lu Chen, who were both wolves, were dumbfounded: "Damn it, are you sure to tell me?"

Zhou Ya apologized: "...I forgot."

Xu Qingran: "Damn Zhou Ya! Are you trying to kill me!"

Zhou Yai pushed the pot smoothly: "No, I want to kill the person next to you, you are too close to him."

Lu Chen next to him:?

Lu Chen was speechless: "Brother, I am also your team friend, okay?"

Yang Zhen contemptuously said softly, "If I didn't see how handsome you are, I would have picked up the knife. I finally won the wolf card once."

The crowd couldn't hold back, and burst into laughter with the special effect of hitting the wall.

This game can't continue and can only be refreshed and restarted. Xu Qingran is as lucky as ever, but the style of being a wolf has changed too much compared to before.

Xu Qingran was originally a sloppy wolf, so calm, everyone guessed that he was definitely a wolf, but the remaining two points should be uncertain, because he was forcibly dragged every time Come and play, not so positive every time.

Several times he played to the point where his teammates would not play and directly betrayed him. Xu Qingran would say "Huh?" in a half-dream, causing his pig teammates to ask in confusion, "Is it you? It seems to be you..."

This time, everyone could smell Xu Qingran's wolf smell.

"Please open your eyes at dawn, the one who died on the first night is...the first night was safe." Chihuahua blinked, "Please start the first round of discussion."

There is nothing to discuss, the witch saves people.

Xu Qingran wiped his lips to avoid Zhou Ya's sight.

Then Zhou Ya died the next night.

That's right, as long as Xu Qingran gets the wolf card and uses Zhou Yai, the first sword, he won't be able to kill him on the first night, and will continue to kill him on the second night.

Zhou Ya finally stood up and walked to Chihuahua: "I'll be God, let's see if that wolf cub can kill God together."

Xu Qingran showed a bloody smile: "God, calculate your love line, have you reached the end?"

Zhou Ya spread out his hands and motioned him to look: "Your ones are still mine, don't be afraid."

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