[Zhongyingmei] I want to dye my hair

"Sweetheart, you are not allowed to run around anymore, do you understand?" Tony squatted in front of the little girl, speaking earnestly.

——God knows how tense his heart was just after seeing the fighter plane explode.

Fortunately, the child is fine.

Tony sighed softly in his heart. Since the richest man in New York started raising a baby, he has become more and more aware of the "difficulty" of an old father.Thinking about it this way, I can suddenly feel a little bit considerate of his old man (Howard)... Bah!

——Impossible, whether I was a child or a teenager, I was a genius, why would people worry so much?There is no comparison.

A certain richest man in New York snorted proudly, completely forgetting how rebellious he was when he was in school.Arguing with Howard Stark, the Cold War, etc., has long been a common occurrence.

"Hmm..." The little girl pouted her lips, a little cautious after being found disobedient, and also mixed with a little grievance.

"I want to help you..." The little girl grabbed one of Tony's fingers wrapped in a battle suit with one hand, and whispered.

A little girl with a sweet voice.After finishing speaking, she raised her head, blinking her pale pink eyes.

Tony?

The old father Tony looked at the soft appearance of his little sweetheart, and his heart was about to melt.

Of course, it would be even better if he didn't wear this horrible forgiveness double ponytail.

"Okay, just this once." Tony compromised.As he said that, he paused the hand that was stretched out to pluck the hair, the color really made him unable to do it, not to mention that he was still wearing a battle suit.

"Hey hey..." Knowing that this test has passed, the little girl laughed, a little silly.

"There is basically no threat now," Tony looked up at the sky, and there were only a few giant blood-sucking bees flying in the sky.

"Roar!!!"

"Yang palm!"

Just as Tony finished speaking, he heard a loud noise not far away.

He turned his head to look, and the corner of his mouth twitched in the next second: "..."

I saw the big green man climbed onto the building opposite the Stark Tower at some point.After shredding the giant blood-sucking bee pinched in his hand, when he looked up, a giant blood-sucking bee flew past his eyes loudly.Hulk, who felt that he was being ignored, or even provoked, roared, and flew forward with a vertical jump.

then……

The letter sign on the top of Stark Tower is scrapped.

"Zi la la!" After the two broken letter signs were broken, several wires hidden inside inevitably wound up on Hulk.Immediately, golden electric sparks burst out from the big green man's body.

"Ho... ho ho! Tickle!" The voltage that usually kills people became itchy when it came to Hulk.But Hulk didn't like the feeling, frowning and swinging his arms and feet back and forth, throwing the wires away.But because he was too tall and strong, and the range was too large, the two letter signs on the left and right of Hulk closest to him were also scrapped.

"Stark", there are only five letters in total. At the beginning, t and a were broken, and then s and r also fell down, leaving only the letter k struggling to support.

Hulk managed to get away, and when he saw the only letter "K" left, he didn't know whether he was thinking about the experience of being entangled in wires just now or just looking at the only letter still standing in front of him. "It was also called.

Tony?

Tony's breathing was stagnant, and he felt as if his stomach was twisted.

"I'm not angry, I'm not angry, there's nothing to be angry about. It's just a few lights, not much money, don't be angry..."

After silently chanting a series of such words in his heart, Tony ordered his smart butler to make a financial loss report.

"When Banner wakes up later, you can send it to him." It doesn't need to be said clearly, there are only two words - lose money!

"Uh... sir?" The smart butler hesitated for a moment. "I just checked Dr. Banner's financial situation. I'm afraid he won't be able to pay the bill."

"Huh?" Tony raised his eyebrows, then reached out and grabbed a certain cub's back collar to prevent her from running around.

"Since the accident of Dr. Banner's research on the gamma bomb and the appearance of the Hulk, his life has been... difficult?" The intelligent butler euphemistically gave such an adjective.

Dr. Banner, whose real name is Robert Bruce Banner.He was originally a world-renowned physicist, but in an accident, he was irradiated by a large amount of radiation from the gamma bomb he made, causing his body to mutate.Whenever he gets emotional and his heart beats faster, he turns into a Hulk named Hulk.Because Hulk is as powerful as a super legion alone, he was targeted by a certain villain general in the military who was ambiguous with Hydra, and became a wanted object.

In the past few years, while avoiding the military for freedom, Banner controlled his emotions, concealed his identity and wandered around the world, looking for a place where he could live a normal life with his anonymity.

Before New York was invaded by giant blood-sucking bees, after receiving the mission, Natasha traveled across the ocean to find him in a corner of India.Later, under Natasha's lobbying, he hurriedly got on the fighter plane and flew back to the United States.

The current Dr. Banner can be said to be penniless with zero property.Don't talk about paying Tony a light card. After Hulk "goes back" after a while, Dr. Banner, who is left with only a pair of pants, can't even pay for clothes.

"Then let him stay and work! The money will be deducted from his salary." Yi Tony stuck his neck and refused to let go.With his worth, it is nothing to hire a physicist, even the highest salary can afford it.In fact, it doesn't matter whether you work part-time or not, and money doesn't matter. A certain richest man just wants to vent his sulking.

"Emmmm... sir, is this too capitalistic?" Tony's smart butler said.After all, Dr. Banner is also Tony's teammate who fought side by side.

"Capitalism? Ha!" Tony snorted, as if he heard a funny joke, "Are you telling me a joke? Garvez, this is America!!!"

And the United States-this is a country subdued by capitalism.

"Ang?" Hearing Tony's voice was much louder, the little girl who had been absent-minded all this time came back to her senses, looked up at Tony, and blinked her eyes blankly.

"What capitalism' huh?"

"It's okay, sweetheart." The old father Tony felt that his girl was still young and needed to stay away from the true face of the cruel society.

Tony stretched out his hand subconsciously, paused and paused, and in the little girl's suspicious eyes, Tony closed his eyes, and followed the little girl's left ponytail, stroking her head.

It's also embarrassing for this old father, even though the little green-haired girl with such a sad head still looks good.But with his eyes open, he really couldn't do it.

--so!Can this bad aesthetic be saved? !

Tony gritted his teeth, wishing to shave off the green hair of someone with crooked Angie's aesthetics.

……

"Whoosh!"

"Oh!"

An arrow pierced through the air and shot into the abdomen of the giant blood-sucking bee. The arrow was attached with a special miniature bomb to detonate.After a loud noise, the disgusting yellow mucus splashed, and the vampire bee fell apart.

——The last blood-sucking giant bee in the sky of Manhattan has been wiped out.

"Captain, all targets have been cleared." Barton, with the best eyesight, reported on the communication channel after looking around twice from the commanding heights.

"Good job, Barton." Captain America replied, "The ground has also been cleaned up, everyone has worked hard."

—Look at this speech.

Tony pouted.

——Dry!It's like a veteran cadre who lived in the last century.

"Phew! Guys, are your stomachs starting to growl already? How about we go have a meal?"

The first victory of the Avengers' war, if it is not inopportune now, Tony probably will have a reception party.

"I know a Brazilian barbecue. It is said that even if the earthquake and tsunami hit." Although this is a bit exaggerated, Tony asked his smart butler to "take a look". Sure enough, the Brazilian barbecue has receded from the crisis. After the kitchen comes out, it enters the business state in a second.

"Address?" Barton touched his stomach, which was empty.He likes to enjoy the beauty of food, and his heart was already moved when he heard Tony talk about barbecue.

"Fifth Avenue, opposite the back door of the shopping mall." Tony said, and asked his smart butler to send the coordinates to everyone so that they could not find the place.After all, the place is a bit off.

"I want it too, I want it too!" When the little girl heard that there was something delicious to eat, she grabbed Tony and raised her hand, as if she was afraid that Tony would not take her there. "Tony, I want to eat meat too! Eat meat!!!"

"Of course, sweetheart." Tony showed his face, picked up the little girl, and flew into the air.The golden-red iron man quickly skipped over the road, shuttled between the buildings and forests, and arrived at the destination in a short while.

"Meat meat!!!" The little girl ran into the barbecue shop smelling the smell of meat.

After taking her seat, An Qi looked at the empty bosom, belatedly remembering that she seemed to have forgotten something.

"Clap!"

The owner brought a plate of pre-dinner snacks and put them on the table.

"Wow..." The little girl stuffed it into her mouth impatiently, then narrowed her eyes in satisfaction.

As for what was forgotten?

--that's not important!

Eat and think later.

"Hey, hey?"

The unicorn that was abandoned on the spot looked around, tilted its head and let out a suspicious cry.

It didn't look so big for a while, why did the person disappear?

"Baby!"

The confused unicorn didn't know what was wrong, and suddenly straightened its body, a red light flashed in its big black eyes, and looked around vigilantly.

"!!!" Suddenly, it turned its head, its right eye fixed on a direction in front of it.

There, a young man appeared at unknown time.

The man has a slender figure and a straight suit. Under the light flaxen bangs are a pair of silver-gray eyes, which are indifferent and indifferent.

With such a pair of silver-gray eyes, there was only one person beside Angie, the doctor from Gotham Hospital.

However, the unicorn does not know that this man is also a doctor.In its eyes, he has only one identity - one of the seven monarchs of hell - the lazy king Belial.

"..." The unicorn pawed the horse's hooves soundlessly.Although the vigilance in my heart relaxed a little, my body became more tense.

"You're actually here?" The brows of this elegant and indifferent young man who didn't seem to have anything to do with the word "hell" raised slightly.

"Since you're here, he must be here too." As he spoke, he took two steps forward, and the unicorn's hooves moved, but it didn't retreat after all.

As he spoke, he glanced at the unicorn's flawless white fur, and frowned, seemingly dissatisfied.

"What does this look like? Change back." Beryl's tone was indifferent, and it didn't sound like a reprimand at all.

"Don't forget your identity, Nightmare." He called out its name.

unicorn?

The unicorn froze, its big dark eyes glowed, innocent and wronged.She looked like a girl who was forced to take off her clothes by hooligans, that was called unwillingness, that was called bearing humiliation.

Belial glanced over with an indifferent look, and the unicorn was startled.Then, a shocking scene happened.

Originally representing a kind and holy unicorn, its pure white and flawless fur dissipated and dissolved like foam, turning into a horse with no fur but only a skeleton.It looks like an undead creature summoned by a death mage in a Western fantasy novel.Black air emerges from the skeleton, surrounding the bones and turning into substance as "flesh and blood".And the silver single horn with metallic luster on top of its head has also become a blood-colored bone horn, and the place where the big black eyes originally grew is empty.A second later, two red beads appeared in the black hole-like eye sockets, like burning fireballs.

This is what a unicorn really looks like.In other words, it was not a unicorn at all, but the head of the seven monarchs of hell—the crown of Satan, which is Lucifer’s mount—Nightmare.

Nightmare is a name, but also a race.Nightmare is the demon horse of hell, and only a horse similar to the position of "patriarch" among the demon horses is eligible to be named "Nightmare".

"Take me to find him," Beryl said.

"Roar!" Nightmare let out a roar that didn't belong to a horse at all, and flames ignited under the four hooves, and flew up.

In fact, Nightmare has long been exposed.Unicorns can't fly.And flying—how could it be a unicorn?

Belial calmly fell behind Nightmare, wondering why the No. 1 mount in hell would have the habit of pretending to be a unicorn.

— Forget it, it's none of his business, he didn't bother to think about the reason.After all, he couldn't escape his relationship with his unreliable "brother" who was also the owner of Nightmare.

"Ah!"

The big guy who watched the little girl eat more and more happily sneezed inexplicably, his red eyes flickered, and seemed to be a little more bloody...