[Zhongyingmei] I want to dye my hair

"You owe me a perfect vacation, Lucifer." Beryl's indifferent silver eyes glanced at Lucifer opposite.Seeing that the other party was in a translucent soul body, he raised his brows slightly: "How long have you been wandering around like a brainless ghost? My dear...brother'."

The last two words clearly made people hear a bit of ridicule.

According to the age-ranking algorithm used by human beings, Beryl, the first angel, is the oldest and most experienced, but because a certain "old man" is too partial, he, the "oldest" angel, has to call the way Xifa is called "brother".

Belial, who was rumored to be a "brother" because he couldn't beat Lucifer, said he was just too lazy to fight.Because of his temperament, Beryl didn't bother to think about whether it was because of the bad taste of their father god or... no, no.

It's not about seniority that Beryl cares about now.He could see the reason for Lucifer's translucent ghost-like state at a glance.

—Lucifer was injured.

As the hell lord of the main world, coming to such a small derivative world, there is no need to go to the earth like in the main world and find a shell (host) to support it.In the main world, the earth is guarded by a big boss, who is simple, rude and unreasonable. If anyone dares to go to the earth to be a demon in his spare time, he will be taught to be a human being with a blasting hammer.When the big brother is in a bad mood, he may be carried like a little chicken to talk to their father god, and then dismantle the heaven again, while their father god just looks on.No way, who made their father God a holy father who doesn't like to fight and only likes to reason? (Actually, I can't beat it, otherwise I will fight in the morning.)

It may also be because of this that they like to run to other small worlds when they are on vacation.Those who like to be quiet like Belial (actually lazy) will find a small world that is at most a small world for vacation, while other hell lords who like to make troubles will choose a place with high combat effectiveness and very chaotic layout. world to make trouble.

There are many gods in the main world, and the heaven and hell headed by their father god are not very strong.Simply, although it is not strong, it is not the weakest either, and there are quite a few small worlds under its name.This small world is one of many small worlds they preside over.

Cough, for some inexplicable reason, the centers of many small worlds under the name are all centered on the West, while the Eastern mythology system or the so-called hermits and practitioners do not exist.And the small world that Belial is in now is a derivative world that couldn't be smaller, so let alone the mythology system, even the country to which the big guy in the east belongs has become a background board.Presence is the same as nothing.

Here, there is no "shadow" of the boss, and the restrictions on the earth are almost equal to nothing compared to the main world.When they descended in their real bodies, they appeared in their real bodies.After all, not everyone is like Lilith's collector, who collects beautiful human shells as beautiful clothes. It's like a dark hell version of Nuan Nuan.

However, what Beryl didn't expect was that Lucifer, the majestic head of the Seven Lords of Hell, could still be injured in a small derivative world.

If this is passed back to the main world, where will the face of the Seven Sovereigns of Hell go?Cough, although it's probably possible... It's not too much face.

As his thoughts tossed and turned, Beryl thought more and more, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that his dear "brother" was unreliable.

"I thought it would be outrageous for Lucifer in this small world to open a bar and have another Lucifer have a baby with humans for no reason." Beryl glanced at Lucifer up and down, and turned on the taunting mode, "No Thinking about it, your true self is even more... unbearable to look at."

——His "brother", although he likes romance and is a bit romantic, but his own strength is still impressive.

As for the reason why he was still injured here... there was only one reason that Beryl could think of.

"What? Falling in love?" Beryl twitched the corners of his mouth, and smiled.

This Lucifer, sooner or later, will be brain-dead by his own love!

"Okay, Belial." Lucifer waved his hand, "put away your weird sarcasm. It's rare for me to take a vacation, so what's the point of talking about a romantic relationship here? At most, I have a baby with you. After all, it's not Everyone is like that vicious woman Lilith, while dating me, secretly staring at my position and plotting to kill me."

The corner of Beryl's mouth twitched, what happened 800 years ago, does this man still have the face to mention?If it wasn't for him...wait a minute! ! !

"You gave birth to a child?!" The man, who was so indifferent as if he didn't care about anything, lost his composure, his silver eyes narrowed slightly, and his voice raised a lot.

"It wasn't born by me, it was my lover at the time." Lucifer crossed his arms in front of his chest, and his translucent body could not help but float backwards.

"At that time?" Beryl raised his eyebrows, grabbing the key word.

"Yeah, at that time." Lucifer narrowed his blood-red eyes slightly, lost in thought, "My memory is a bit confused, and all I can remember is that I was in a relationship, and then she was murdered and gave birth to a child. It didn't take long before it died, and I went to get revenge and fought with someone."

Generally speaking, he is also vague.At that time in the underground base, he didn't even remember who he was, but he vaguely remembered that he seemed to have a daughter, who was about the same age as the little girl he had transformed into. Judging from that image, it should be a little baby with black hair and black eyes.From this point of view, his lover should be Asian... right?

As Lucifer thought about it, he muttered the words in his heart: "Speaking of which, I am quite familiar with the breath of the little girl I met two days ago. Although her hair color changed after a while, but Its original color was white, so it should not be my little cub."

"A little white-haired cub?" Belial also flashed a figure in his mind, and then sneered: "Ha ha."

—Don't deny it!That little white-haired cub is his, mother, yours!

No wonder the cub's breath was so familiar at that time, similar to but very different from the Nephilim in this world.It turned out that this guy did the wrong thing!

Seeing Belial sneering, Lucifer couldn't help but glanced at him with an inexplicable expression on his face: "What are you laughing at?"

"Laugh at you stupid." The indifferent handsome young man opened his mouth and sprayed a mouthful of venom.

——Not only stupid, but also unaware!

After speaking to Lucifer, Beryl suddenly thought of something and frowned.This time, the look at Lucifer was not only sarcasm, it was as if the person in front of him was hopelessly stupid, and it was unbearable to look directly at him.In addition, there is a bit of sullenness towards whom I don't know.

"You always knew you were stupid, but you didn't expect that you were stupid enough to be incompetent. It's okay to hurt yourself, but you even let your offspring have their arms cut off! Lucifer, I will truthfully tell my father about this matter. God said it."

——The old man was a bit gossip and annoying, but at least he was kind-hearted.I don't know if he will show mercy to the cub because it is the first offspring of his favorite stupid son.

Although this matter is a bit troublesome, Beryl has never liked to find trouble for himself.but……

A small figure inevitably flashed across his mind.

— Forget it, for the sake of the little cub's obedience and manners.

Belial, who could barely be considered an uncle, said so much and thought so much, but Lucifer, who was a father, only paid attention to one point—"What? Someone pulled out my daughter's wings?!"

Belial: "..."

—The idiot is hopeless.

……

On the other end, little An Qi, who had no idea that her real father was being dissed by her "uncle", was hugging Tony's thigh and refused to let go.

Last night, Angie's two little friends, Emma and Winsty, were picked up by their families, and her daddy, the clown, disappeared without knowing where, together with the green Uncle Loki.

Now, seeing that Dr. Banner's bomb is about to be completed, the little girl who knows that Tony is going out to fight against the vampire bee doesn't want to stay here.

"Tony, just let me go! Let me go! I can help you!"

"No, sweetheart." It was rare that Tony's father resisted his little girl's coquettish offensive, but Yan Sheng refused.

"Listen, sweetheart." Tony squatted down and looked at Angie.The handsome face that is always full of smiles towards the little girl on weekdays does not have much expression, and looks very serious.

"Hmm..." Seeing that the little girl lowered her head and pursed her lips after being rejected, Tony couldn't help laughing from the bottom of his heart.

He looked at the little girl with big caramel-colored eyes, and coaxed: "Sweetheart, I promise, I will fly back immediately after completing the task this time, and then take you to eat the best donuts in the United States, how about it?"

——If you don’t bring them with you, they can still eat them.Anyway, I already know the address.

Little Angie muttered in her heart, but she knew that Tony would not let her go no matter what.

Helpless, the little girl kicked the floor with her toes, her light-colored mouth pursed and pursed.After a long while, he managed to squeeze out a sentence: "Then, then...then you have to protect yourself, and you must not hurt the duck."

The little girl's voice was sweet and waxy, soft and soft, and the end of the sentence was slightly raised, revealing a lot of care and worry.The life-and-death moment in Tony, Africa, is something that the little girl still cannot forget.

Such long-term Ai Ai, such obedient compromise, is really too painful.

"Of course, sweetheart. I promise!"

Seeing this, Tony's heart almost softened to water, and he instantly turned into a silly father mode. He raised a bright smile, held his little girl's face and kissed her face forcefully.

"Giggle!" Tony's mustache scratched his face a little itchy, causing the little girl to hide with a smile. When the former saw her, he held his face and didn't let her go. Rub on.

Children are easily distracted.No, I quickly forgot that I was holding Tony's thigh reluctantly just now and wanted to go out with him to deal with the blood-sucking giant bee.

One big and one small, laughing and making a fuss.

Not far away, the American team in casual clothes folded their hands in front of their chests, smiling with relief and emotion.

——Unexpectedly, Howard's sons all have children.I heard before that this kid has a bad reputation, he is a bohemian playboy.However, it now appears that that is an exaggeration.

This old friend's son will be a very good father.

Natasha came over, glanced back and forth and knew what was going on.

"Are you surprised?" Natasha asked with a smile, Captain America raised his eyebrows silently and glanced at her.

Looking at the big and small ones in front of her, Natasha couldn't help sighing: "Anyway, I was very surprised at the time. The first time I saw him, I thought he was some kind of spy wearing an electronic mask."

Hearing this, the captain smiled: "He will be a good father."

"Maybe?" Natasha turned her head and winked at Captain America, "It's just that the old father is too strict."

Hearing this, Captain America also shook his head silently.

--really.

After all, who wouldn't want to get close to such a cute little girl.But Tony is like a tense old father in this respect. Everyone looks like a bad guy who wants to abduct his little baby, just like a wolf guard.

All the Avengers saw this, and the idiotic and sweet Thunder God of the Jingu Palace stared at Tony almost as if he was about to hit someone, laughing and teasing the little girl.

"However, having said that..." Captain America turned his head, "I didn't see the child's mother. Did Tony divorce her?"

Natasha: "..."

——No, it wasn't Tony's birth at all!

Although this child is cute, he is the son of a clown family!

Captain, wake up!Don't tell me you didn't see the clown's exact same complexion as that girl!

……

An hour later, the sky was slightly brighter.Dr. Banner's gamma bomb has finally been modified.

After a short break, the superheroes are ready to go.

The little girl followed Tony step by step, reluctant to part.

It was only sent to the elevator door, and Tony pushed people back.

"Go back, sweetheart." Tony rubbed the little girl's little head, and before leaving, he didn't forget to explain: "The glass in the living room is broken, you go back to your room or go to the candy house downstairs, don't play there Son."

"You uncles and aunts won't go too far. I'll leave you a communicator. If you have any trouble, please contact them. As for other things...let your little smart housekeeper or Garvez do it."

In fact, Tony is not worried about Angie staying here alone.However, because of the blood-sucking giant bees, the whole of Manhattan has been sealed off, and the place where the blood-sucking giant bees swept through yesterday has been evacuated overnight, and the buildings are empty.Compared to entrusting Angie to the government for protection, Tony is more assured of the defense system of his Stark Tower.After all, Stark Tower can be regarded as Angie's home, and the government?

Ha ha.

After the extraordinary ability demonstrated by Angie yesterday, he can't guarantee that those policies with a strong desire for control and love of conspiracy theories will make small moves when he is not around.

"I'll be right back, sweetheart, dear."

"Okay." The little girl lowered her head in disappointment, and everyone entered the elevator one by one.

Seeing the elevator doors closing slowly, the little girl suddenly raised her head, fearing that Tony would not hear her, and shouted loudly: "You must come back! I'll wait for you to come back and take me to eat donuts!"

The elevator doors closed, blocking the knowing smiles on everyone's faces.Tony in the battle suit also smiled in a low voice—it would be nice if this child left.

The avengers marched towards the enemy's lair against the dawn.

"Om-"

A second after the sound of the engine sounded, several black cars wandered away.

"Bangdang~"

No one noticed that the water well cover at the back door of the Stark Building moved slightly, and this small sound was completely covered by the sound of the engine just now.

"Buzz...buzz..."

There was a small buzzing sound, which was different from the sound of the engine starting just now.This is... the sound of insect wings vibrating...