[Zhongyingmei] I want to dye my hair

Extra episode: Damian who accepts the invitation to play a guest role

After the Stark Tower incident, Angie, a walking nuclear weapon holding the book of fate, lived an unexpectedly peaceful and peaceful life.

After school started, An Qi was still in the mode of being freed.From Monday to Friday, Angie is picked up by Tony's friend and driver, Happy, to and from school.I was free on Saturdays and Sundays, and I went to and from the old fathers to send warmth to the "left-behind elderly".

Most of the time, Angie plays with her little friends, Emma and Winsty.After all, children... are playful by nature.

Such a peaceful life passed day after day, and An Qi gradually changed from a ferocious beast cub to a little cutie who is no different from an ordinary child now.Even the very handy superpower inherited from Eric's father's genes is rarely used, and he finds the joy of doing it himself.

Today is the weekend.It's rare that An Qi didn't go out to "send warmth", nor did she play with her friends.

Angie is the only one in the Marbury villa.

The little girl leaned half her body on the coffee table in the living room, looking at the math homework spread out on it, with a look of bitterness and hatred on her face.

"Well... this is not a duck." An Qi's small face was wrinkled into a bitter gourd.

— But it doesn't matter.

"The teacher said—leave out the questions that you don't know how to do, and just listen carefully in class tomorrow." At the end of the speech, the little girl's tone became visibly brighter.

"Yeah, this way doesn't work either."

"This is also..."

"There is also this..."

5 minutes later.An Qi let out a long sigh of relief, as if she had finally won after a hard fight.

"Okay! It's done!" The little girl put down her pen and put away the math homework that hadn't been written twice.

"Hmm... I don't know when Tony will come back today." An Qi glanced at the time and rubbed her belly.

It's already one o'clock in the afternoon, and Tony couldn't have dinner with Angie again today.

"An Qi, lunch is ready. Please move to the restaurant." The smart butler said.

"Okay." The little girl responded obediently and went to the dining table to finish.

After a while, An Qi's lunch was brought to the table one by one by Xiao Dai holding up the mechanical arm.

"Thank you, Derby."

"..." The cute little robot waved its mechanical arm to indicate that you are welcome.

After lunch, An Qi took a nap on the sofa with her tablet computer in her arms.

In two years, it was enough for Angel to thoroughly understand all kinds of electronic products.Angie herself has grown from a little girl who looked no more than 12'[-] years old to a little girl who finally looks like [-]'[-] years old.Although her actual age is already [-] years old.

Now An Qi not only knows how to play games, she also learned... to play social software.

This social software was recommended by Emma at the beginning. The three girls have a small group, and they usually chat on it.But after An Qi figured out this social software, it wasn't just for chatting.

She paid attention to everyone she knew, and learned to read the headlines updated every day.

The two richest men, Tony and Bruce, accounted for half of the hot searches on this software.Because more and more superheroes have risen in recent years, and villains who come out to find a sense of existence to retaliate against society are also constantly jumping, so there will never be fewer topics about them, and they are compiled by the media every day like a series. Various dramas come.

For example, Tony bought another candy company for Angie, and Bruce had two more adopted children and so on.

There are more topics and more attention.There are good and bad things about this stuff.There are those who like superheroes, and of course there are those who regard them as dangerous.Fans of superheroes and anti-fans are under commenting on various news every day, and stage a war of words.At this time, An Qi will also join the army of fans and contribute to the battle against black fans and keyboard warriors.

However, An Qi was young, and her swearing at others was childish and harmless words like "You are a pig" and "You eat fart".After reading the thousand-character "little composition" that didn't even contain repeated phrases, An Qi was immediately "shocked as a man of heaven", and decided after learning from the pain - to invite the navy!

Angie, holding a huge amount of pocket money, was unconsciously reminded by her new friend Osborn. In addition to smashing big red envelopes in the superhero fan base every day, she also spent huge sums of money to buy a few drinks that she used to eat in the entertainment industry. Jun Studio, their job for the next year is to become superhero brainless braggers and black fans to fight to the end.

Regarding the behavior of inviting the navy, Miss An Qi is not justified, but also strong!

——Although I can't scold you, I'm rich!

If you have money, go hire it, and see who can beat who.

snort! ╯^╰

Seeing that Heizi came out again, An Qi clicked on a few navy work groups.

An Qi appeared, and all kinds of flowers were scattered in the work group.

"Welcome to the patron's father. Today, should we scold directly or follow the procedure?"

"Of course it's a procedure? Upstairs, have you been in the entertainment industry before? Don't you know that one fan is the top ten black?"

"That's right, that's right, if you don't operate well, you will become a fan of the brains, and it will easily ruin the popularity of passers-by."

Several studios were coming and going in the group, and An Qi was almost dazzled.

"Go to work quickly! Someone is blackmailing my father Tony again."

Work group: "...Okay boss, no problem boss!"

After work, several studios chat privately with each other.

"By the way, why does the boss call Stark Tony Papa?"

"I don't know, maybe it's her daughter's fan."

"But didn't Stark even get married?"

"Don't you know? Stark adopted a little girl a few years ago."

"That's right. Hey, tell me, our boss isn't the adopted daughter of the Stark family, right?" This person was right, because An Qi exposed herself by saying "I have to do my homework" in the group before. .

"Ha! How is it possible! Stark protects his adopted daughter like something, and bought a candy company for his adopted daughter last month. How could he let her get in touch with this kind of thing? And buy a navy? Impossible La!"

"Hey, that's all I said."

As it turns out, the truth is often in the hands of a few.And if the "minority" is not firm enough, it will let them brush shoulders with the truth.

After going to the "supervisor" of the work group every day, An Qi clicked on another function of the software - "Hello, stranger".

This is something like a drift bottle.Everyone here is anonymous, and they can publish it in the square, or write a letter that no one will read and put it in the letter pool.

Coincidentally - Angie and Harry Osborn met through this function.

At that time, the poor little Harry was complaining about his father in the square.The good baby An Qi met, comforted him a few words, and gave him advice on how to get along with his father.An Qi is confident in this aspect, after all, she has several fathers!All types - there's no one who doesn't like her!

The two children are not very old, and they come and go in a childlike manner, and they quickly made friends.And met in advance at a private dinner.

Talk too far.

Harry's complaints about his dad brought up the topic, and countless teenagers turned into tap water and began to complain about their parents.

Now the popularity of "tucao parents" has faded by most.Angie clicked on the "Stranger" square, and found that Harry's first post about his father's complaints had an extra reply comment.

Clicking on the little red dot, An Qi saw the comment about digging a grave.

The ID name of the comment is - "Furry is very cute".

I don't know if this person knows that he is digging a grave, not many people will pay attention or what, this person uses it as a drift bottle.

His reply went something like this:

[I have a father. Although he is serious and less serious, I know he is a good father.

He has made great contributions to this city and the world.

—He is a hero!I adore him.

This is my dad. 】

Angie?

Angie: "...???"

Children, do you have a lot of question marks?

Yes, you are right.This person's reply was not like a complaint, but more like a show off.

Of course, An Qi still didn't understand her delicate mood, so she just replied in a friendly way: "Your dad is really nice, but mine is also nice. How many dads do you have?"

Coincidentally, the other party is online.

"???" The other side gave Angie several question marks, "Areyoukiddingme?!"

Fourth Younger Damian, who was far away in Wayne Manor, said that he also had a lot of question marks, and felt that the other party was a fool.

"Papa can only have one!" he returned.

"Why? I have several fathers." The little girl was confused but took it for granted.

"You're lying!" Damian felt that the other party was bragging.

"I don't have ducks." Angie said innocently.

"Oh, forget it." Damian sneered disdainfully, "Even if you have several fathers, they can't compare to my father alone."

For some reason, the smoke of war began to fill the air.

"You bragging!" An Qi's face darkened.

"Oh, I'm telling the truth. You can't be envious." Fourth Young Master was so proud.

"Not rare! You are only one, but I have six fathers!"

- I have Papa Tony, Papa Charles, Papa Eric, Daddy and Father Lucifer!And last but not least Dad Bruce (just making up the numbers)!

"Which father is very powerful! Even stronger than your father!" The little girl was provoked by the other party's attitude.

Ah, the flames of war are on!

Draw your sword, young boys and girls, fight for your father!

Thus, the war of words between the two children started.

In this battle of "fighting fathers", is Angel, who has gathered thousands of Mary Sues, better, and Damian, the Fourth Young Master of Wayne, who also lights up the halo of the protagonist, is in an invincible position?

Below, please watch the live broadcast——

Okay, now the scene has reached a fever pitch.Our No. [-] contestant, Damian, did his trick - "I'll take off my dad's vest!"

Damian: "My dad is a superhero!"

Angie: "My dad has superheroes too!"

Angie said it was normal.

Damian: "My dad is super rich, the richest man in Gotham."

Angie: "My father is rich, and he is the richest man in New York."

oh?It seems that our No. 2 contestant, An Qi, knew the opponent's unique move, and counterattacked with the unique move—"My dad just picks up his vest!"

"Stark?" Damian in Wayne Manor was taken aback, "Could it be bragging?"

But whether it's true or not, the "battle" has already begun.What if he doesn't reply and the other party thinks he has surrendered?

then……

Damian: "My dad... my dad caught an Arkham criminal."

Damian was thinking hard, but he didn't have the consciousness that he was about to take off his father's underpants.

Angie: "My dad blew up Arkham."

Oh, that's right, Mr. Ugly.

Damian: "Me! My dad beat Superman!"

Angie: "My dad beat me too."

Well, still ugly.I fought with Luther, and later he felt that it was meaningless and turned back.

Damian: "My dad doesn't give face to those stinky politicians, he fights alone, one against a hundred."

Angie: "My dad went straight to the stadium to threaten the president."

Congratulations, the scene person won the first kill.

"Crack!" Damian slapped the keyboard angrily, feeling that he was at a disadvantage.

--damn it!Directly threatening the president or something, very... handsome!

What should I do if I suddenly feel that I can't compare?

But the father-controlled boy will never admit defeat!

After racking his brains, Damian finally remembered one "advantage" about Bruce that he didn't recognize.

"My dad never kills!"

"My dad kills people like hemp!"

—Double Kill! ! !

"Ahhh!" Damian scratched his hair, angry and resentful. "Why can his father kill people?!"

Congratulations to the ugly master who has hidden merit and fame for winning a double kill for An Qi.

Damian: "My dad, the billionaire richest man in Gotham, has dated countless Victoria's Secret angels!"

"Tony's father said that those are bad habits. After raising me, he changed it. (Originally changed it to private, but then he was busy saving the world every day and had no time)"

Damian: "..."

——The playboy next door seems to have not asked a cover girl for a long time, so several newspapers even teased him whether he is "not good enough".

That was the truth, and Damian couldn't argue with that.

Triple Kill! ! !

"puff--"

At this time, there should be a sound of blood matching.

Congratulations to Tony's father for leading by example and winning the triple kill.It seems that the difference between raising a daughter and raising a son is really big.Bruce really should learn more from Tony.

"Ahhh!" Damian was about to go mad with anger, "You're lying!"

"Does your dad dare to eat shit?!"

"Why not?"

"Then my dad dares too!"

Angie: "Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

Damian: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

... ←_← These two children are already on top, like two little mentally retarded.

"I'm so mad!" Damian slammed the keyboard wildly, "Do you dare to disclose your identity?"

Without further ado, An Qi signed off as anonymous.

After the two followed each other and became friends, Damian played a voice.

"Do you dare to take it?"

—Why not?but……

"You want me to pick it up? I don't want to lose face?"

"You just don't dare!"

"Who wouldn't dare?!"

——Just pick it up, hum!

Angie: "Hello?!"

Damian: "..."

Hearing the other party's sweet and glutinous female voice, Damian was silent for a moment.

—Female...female?

"Why don't you talk anymore?" The little girl put her hands on her hips, "Are you afraid?"

Damian?

Damian: "...huh!"

——Women can't be so arrogant!

"You are afraid!"

"Since we can't tell the difference, let's compare." Damian rolled his eyes and decided to do it himself, "I am my father's best son!"

Damian is very confident in his fighting ability.

——Those three elder brothers in front are all scumbags.

Angie is not to be outdone: "I'm the only daddy! I'm the little angel, sweetheart, and big baby of daddies!"

I'm the only one!

me one!

One!

——Quadra Dill

The tsundere father accused Damian of his real name, but he would not admit it.

"Then come out and compete! Don't worry, I won't kill you."

——The weak are not worthy of letting him use the knife.

"Hmph! It's not certain who will kill who!"

Damian, who had just calmed down a little bit, exploded in an instant: "Big words! Come out if you have the guts!"

"Come out, come out!"

"Where are you?"

"Marbury!"

"Wait!" Damian hung up the phone, and was about to hack into An Qi's phone to search for a location, but found that the other party's firewall was unexpectedly stable.

So, he had to send another message: "Where is Marbury?"

"Ding--"

An Qi didn't reply a word, only sent her a location.The location is Tony's beach house.

--sure!The attitude is very arrogant!

Angie's appearance made Damian grit his teeth in hatred.

——Be sure to teach her a lesson!Let him know the consequences of angering himself, even women!

"Ah Fu, I'm going out for a while!" Damian put down his earphones and drifted away like the wind.

The old man who watched the whole process in the bat cave raised his eyebrows, and took a sip of black tea with a calm expression.It seemed that there was no intention of dissuading or informing Bruce at all.

"Master Damian has an unruly temper, so it's good to go out and sharpen your spirits." After the old man finished speaking, his glasses flashed white, and the smile on the corner of his mouth made people tremble.

——This old man doesn't look like a nice person.

Super black belly!Identification is completed.

……

the other end.

"Miss An Qi, this is an impulsive decision." The smart butler had no choice but to speak.

"An Qi, don't worry about him, just now you sent him to intercept." The red queen came out to attack him.

"You misunderstood, I didn't. I was just thinking about whether to sense sir, he's coming back soon."

"Don't tell Tony!" The little girl pouted, "You're on my side!"

"..." The smart housekeeper was embarrassed, "Okay. But sir has the highest authority, so I can only not take the initiative to mention it to him."

"Yeah! Jia Jia is the best, hehehe!"

"Hmph!" A certain artificial intelligence snorted coldly, expressing its dissatisfaction.

"Honghong is the best too! Hehe..."

Red Queen: This is more or less...

……

Half an hour later, after practicing the piano, Harry logged into his account and found that his comments were 99+.

Harry: "???"

Harry clicked on the comment, and then: "...←_←"

It took a few minutes for Harry to play "I have a dad!", "I have several dads." as a replay of the opening battle.Harry, who was smart since he was a child, felt that this matter was not over yet.

then?

Harry decided to make a phone call.

"beep--"

"Hello? Is this Mr. Stark, please?" The childish voice that hadn't changed was very immature. Tony looked at the caller on the phone - Norman Osborn, with a question mark on his face.

"Garvez, do you have a virus?"

"No, sir." The smart butler said that he would not take the blame.

"I'm Harry, Harry Osborne. I'm Angie's friend." Harry identified himself.

"Oh, little Osborne." Tony, who had just flown back to the Avengers base after a big battle, took off his battle clothes and poured himself a glass of whiskey to relieve his fatigue.

"What do you want?" Tony added ice cubes to the glass, then lemons, without haste.

"It's like this..." Harry explained the cause and effect, "I was worried about the continuation of the matter, so I called Angie and asked Angie. The other party said that she would have an appointment with Angie... um..." Said the last two Words, Harry was quite embarrassed.

As soon as the crystal wine glass that Tony brought to his lips stopped, the whiskey that had just been mixed suddenly became stale.

"A date?" Tony's ending sound rose, breaking his voice, with an expression of disbelief.

——His sweetheart is well-behaved and obedient, soft and cute, just like the old father's caring little padded jacket.How could it be possible to make an appointment with someone else?

It must be that brat's fault!

"Garvez," Tony snapped his fingers with a sullen face, "find out who is that stinky brat who spoiled my sweetheart?"

"It's Mr. Wayne's fourth son——Master Damian." The smart butler replied, "Oh, yes, sir... Since you asked, I have to say——he is almost at your villa gone."

Tony: "..."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?!"

"Well, Miss Anqi won't let me bring it up to you."

Tony: "..."

——The child's authority is too high is also a trouble.

Tony put on his suit again, "Garvez, call Bruce."

"...What's the matter?" The call was connected, Bruce was catching up on sleep, but suddenly woke up, a little depressed.

"What's the matter?" Bruce's attitude like a normal person annoyed Tony, "How do you control the child? Let him run to my villa and have a date with my sweetheart?!"

"Sir, Master Damian is here." The smart butler broadcast it in real time.

"Did you hear that! He's here! He's here!" Tony gritted his teeth, "If Sweetheart gets hurt... just wait!"

Bruce?

Bruce felt that the pot came a little suddenly.

Bruce, who was woken up and didn't say anything, was scolded all over his face, wiped his face, and also made a phone call.

"Hey?"

"Clark, give me a ride." Bruce got up and got dressed.

Clark, who sat in the office and concentrated on writing news and did not go out for activities: "???"

Two minutes later, Bruce and Tony arrived together.

In the courtyard outside the villa, two children had already started fighting. emmm... More precisely - it was Damian who was beaten unilaterally.

"You cheated!" Damian yelled, he was being pressed across the back of his heart by his own dagger at the moment, as if he was carrying a big stone on his back, unable to move.

"I didn't!" An Qi said confidently, "Honghong said that you are very powerful and good at fighting. If I didn't fight back, I would have lost."

"That's what I trained myself!" Damian objected.

——Although...Although, being recognized as great...Hmph!I didn't feel happy.

"But I've always fought like this! My mom gave it to me, and I got it from Eric's dad."

Damian said he didn't want to hear about such a complicated relationship.

"Let go of me, let's fight again."

"I was unprepared just now, not this time!"

"No way!" An Qi lowered her head and made a face at him, "Slightly slightly... ah!!!"

"You plucked my hair!!!" The little girl was angry.

"let me go!"

"I won't let it go! Unless you let go of my hair first!"

"I won't, you let it go first! You little liar."

"I'm not a little liar! You big villain!" Angie got angry and kicked his face with her foot.

"You dare to kick me!?" Damian was furious and began to fight back.

Angie: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Damian: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

As soon as Bruce and Tony came in, they saw the two children rolling together, using their hands and feet together, which was inseparable.

However, because these two are restrained by each other, it is not easy to meet each other, and the output basically depends on roaring.

"Damian! Let go." Bruce's expression was subtle.

"Let go of her, you bad boy!" In contrast, the old father Tony's big eyes were almost breathing fire.

The two adults each picked up their own cubs and separated them.

"Smelly bastard!"

"Liar liar!"

The child was flapping its short arms and short legs in the arms of its parents, like a lion cub with its hair shattered.

"Okay, sweetheart." Tony quickly reassured.

Who is Angie?

With so many fathers, suing can be said to have learned the essence.

"Tony, he plucked my hair!" The little girl glared at Damian angrily.In the end, it was okay if he didn't stare this time, but with that stare... he stared at several white hairs wrapped around Damian's fingers.

"Hair!" The little girl subconsciously touched the place where she had just been pulled, and finally touched a few white hairs that had been plucked off.

Now, the little girl panicked.

The little girl covered her head with her hands, terrified, her mouth was constricted, her eyes were red, and her tears were ready to burst: "Woo...hair! Tony, I'm going bald! Wow——"

"She...she..." Damian was taken aback. "Why are you crying? You look like a child, not strong at all!"

"Woooo..." An Qi glared at him, and continued to complain about acting like a baby with tears in her eyes.

"Tch——" Damian turned his head away from looking at her, but his eyes flicked there from time to time.

——Why did she cry?

Did you win?

As if not.

With this doubt, Damian was taken back by his dark-faced father.

night.

Silence is today's Wayne Manor.

"Damn it! It's so hateful! Why should I be beaten!?"

In the bedroom, Damian, who was lying on the bed with his hot ass on his face, finally understood the benefits of "not being strong".

—It's treacherous! ! !

Damian bit the corner of the quilt resentfully when he thought of the completely different treatment he received from Angie after he came back.

——…Mistake!

The author says:

Damian: This is not the script I had in mind! ! !Add money!

I saw that it was mentioned in the comments, and I just wrote it with the brain of a bear child.

I don't know much about this ancestor, and my one-sided understanding is that this is probably a brat.

Next, it should be the school routine of several children.

Finally, sell a wave of pre-acceptance Amway - the articles received in the column, a martial arts, a comprehensive manga, are all happy sand sculptures.I have posted the introduction.The cuties give a wave of advance purchases!

After changing jobs in "Comprehensive Martial Arts One Sword Show the World", I became number one in the world!

"I always thought that the reason I was a rookie was because I couldn't learn the mental method well."

"Later, I found out that I had ordered the wrong skill points!"

"after that……"

——She became number one in the world! ! !

At the age of 13, Ling Xiuyi, the eldest princess of Daqing, swung a sword to repel the rebels and became famous since then.

People in Jianghu were very suspicious of this, and laughed at no one in the court for treating a little girl doll as a master.

One year later... Jiang Huren: ... Hiss!damn it!What is the origin of that little girl with a sword on her back! ?

A certain marquis: Princess, Nan Wang contacted Ye Gucheng, seeming to have the intention of treason.

Ling Xiu: Ang?knew. 【Go out with sword】

A certain god: This matter still needs... a princess?Princess!This matter needs to be considered in the long run...

Ling Xiu: Huh?That's troublesome!Or... you can talk about it after I finish chopping.

A certain god: ...

This, my lord, do you see...?

The old emperor: Xiaohua, you can do it, Xiu'er can do whatever she says.

Come on, bring my jade seal and smash walnuts for Xiu'er!

Shenhou: ...It is God's blessing that Daqing has not destroyed the country until now.

A certain Phoenix: Love has not appeared until now, I always feel it is because of her.

A handsome bandit: I think it's because of her that the relationship hasn't appeared yet.

A certain Tanhua: Love until now... No, it's because of her! ! !

Villains: Yes, it's all because of her! ! !

I reported it, she cheated!And rubbing people on the ground!

Ling Xiu: No, I can't even defeat you, I don't have the confidence to go back to the realm of comprehension

"Zongman hasn't decided on a name yet"? Come on!Let's plant trees together!

Once you travel to the world of high martial arts, how will you survive?

Of course it's a thigh hug!

"Wow!!!" The three-headed little loli hugged Grandpa Ban's thigh, pointed at Hei Chang on the opposite side and complained: "Papa Ban! Daddy hit me!"

Madara: "..."

Hei Changzhi: "...I didn't."

This relationship...does everyone understand?

Anyway, the two clans Uchiha and Senju haven't figured it out yet.

What do you do after holding your thighs?

[Ding——Jinjiang System 003 is at your service... In order to build a beautiful home, please continue to work hard. 】

"003, these garbage dumps..."

【My dear, this is Meteor Street. 】

"Isn't there garbage sorting... Forget it. Burn the garbage first and then plant trees. Mudun—the birth of the tree world!"

After that day, everyone in Meteor Street was brainwashed by a single sentence: If you want to get rich, build roads first, have fewer children and grow more trees.

Kuruta: Yo~ what a coincidence.We have just planted trees.

Head of a brigade: Mistake.

"Get up! Digging holes, planting trees, watering... Can't you do something so simple?

You guys are the worst class I've ever taken to plant trees! "

Phantom Troupe: ... Get out!