[Zhongyingmei] I want to dye my hair

Westchester County, New York, USA.

Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters, referred to as X Academy by outsiders.

This is a vast manor. It is said that it was originally the ancestral home of Professor X, and was later converted into the current X Academy by him.

The main purpose of Professor X's establishment of this school is to recruit and train the mutants whose number has increased dramatically since the [-]th century, and at the same time provide shelter for the mutants who have nowhere to go.The teachers in the academy teach and guide the underage mutants how to use and control their superpowers correctly. After they graduate, they can choose to integrate into human society or stay in the academy to become teachers or support staff of the X-Men.

In the future, little Anqi will study here for a period of time, knowing how to understand and fully control her abilities.

As the principal of Academy X, Professor X Charles was waiting at the gate early on.Along with him, there is Magneto King Eric who is holding the attention of all the teachers and students in the school.

After discovering that it was not Hank who pushed the wheelchair but Magneto, the whole school, from the teachers to the students, all looked meaningful, with an expression of "I knew it".I don't know what they "know".

X Academy is the home field of Professor X.

He combed all his dark brown half-length hair back, revealing a perfect hairline and smooth forehead.This hairstyle is a traditional and retro gentleman's head. Coupled with his hard-to-manage dark blue suit, his eyes are even more eye-catching.It is like a vast ocean, boundless as far as the eye can see, containing everything.

The Magneto behind him is still in the tight purple combat suit, but he has just removed the cloak and helmet on his body.The face with profound features was still expressionless, with a heroic look between the brows and eyes.

An Qi saw her, hugged her daddy's thigh, and squatted behind him.The little girl grabbed the hem of the clown's waist, tilted her head slightly, revealing a pale pink eye, and looked at the two timidly.

Professor X, An Qi is not afraid.She is mainly targeting Magneto.

Ever since Magneto came out and the little girl found out that she had mistaken her father, she was always inexplicably weak and guilty when facing Magneto.In particular, her father always had a straight face, a look of bitterness and hatred, and he was not at all as kind as her clown father.

Although he has a straight face, his complexion is normal, which is much more normal than a man who looks like a ghost when he smiles: ...

Compared with the clown, it is obvious that Magneto looks kinder.However, who made the clown perfect in the eyes of the little girl.

"Welcome to Academy X, An Qi." Professor X smiled and was gentle.

As for the pale green-haired man in front of him?

Sorry, just skip it.

Although it's a bit rude, choosing to ignore the clown is already Professor X's greatest tolerance.

why?

Let's rewind the timeline to that night in Midway.

"Mr. J, let's talk." Professor X said.

Professor X was extremely polite, he didn't ignore the clown and take An Qi away just because he was the No.1 that An Qi knew and was related to her by blood.Of course, seeing the little girl cry so sadly, I also know that she doesn't want to leave the clown.

But Papa Clown didn't appreciate it at all.Perhaps in his eyes, the four men present were all very bad.

"Well, I don't think we have anything to talk about." The clown shrugged, with a flamboyant smile on his pale face, looking...

"True or false!" Tony snorted, "Can you not laugh?"

——It made him sick to see that smile.

Hypocrisy aside, it's ugly!

"..." The clown's smile didn't change, and he gave Tony a sideways glance, "You have nothing to do here, cans."

——Cans?

Tony instantly looked like a cat with fried fur, his big caramel-colored eyes were about to burst into flames.

"Can? He called me a can!" Tony put on his mask, as if he was about to fight the clown, but was stopped by Bruce.

"Tony."

"Don't stop me! I want him to know how much armor I have in this can..." Tony was furious.

"Tony!" Bruce shouted, interrupting Tony's words.

His chin raised calmly, Tony looked in the direction he indicated, and met a pair of watery pink eyes.

The little girl just stopped crying, her delicate and delicate nose was red, and her eye sockets were also bright red. With those pale pink eyes, she looked like a sad little white rabbit.Tony seemed to have seen the drooping rabbit ears on the little girl's head.

"..." Tony was silent for a moment, his anger was extinguished by the cleanness in those eyes.He gave the clown a hard look, raised his index finger and gritted his teeth at him: "For sweetheart's sake, you green-haired monster."

"???" Little Angie, who also had green hair dyed, patted her hair and tilted her head to look at Tony.

"Hey, sweetheart, it's not about you." Tony opened his mask and tried his best to grin.

"Any color you dye looks good, um...green looks good too." Tony ignored the little girl's forgiveness, violated his own aesthetics, and started talking nonsense.

I have to say that there is no one left with double standards like this.

Because of Tony's interruption, the atmosphere that had been condensed due to the clown's non-cooperation was strangely relaxed.At least Magneto half-raised his hand and put it down again.

Although, he also felt that a rowdy man really looked like a can...

Professor X spoke again: "I think we should talk, Mr. J."

As he spoke, he glanced at the little girl next to the clown: "About Angie's question. I hope..."

"???" The sobbing little girl raised her head when she heard Professor X mentioning herself.An Qi, who had a throbbing pain in her head after crying for a while just now due to the exhaustion of her abilities, blinked a little sluggishly.

"There's nothing to talk about, Professor." The clown interrupted Professor X in a deep voice, his eyes were dangerous, like a dragon coveting a treasure.

"Close your little ears, you little bastard." The clown rubbed the little girl's little head hard, and the little girl who was shaking back and forth with his big hands was confused.

——daddy, ears!How do you close this?

The little girl felt innocent and wronged.

The clown seemed to feel a little embarrassed, so he picked up An Qi and prepared to leave this place.Angie, who looked like she was five or six years old, was easily hugged by the clown.The little girl's weight is not as heavy as a machine gun to the clown.

"Have you lost weight, baby?" The clown ignored everyone, like an old father who was chattering with his daughter every day, hugged An Qi, turned around and left.

"Ang???" An Qi was stunned by her daddy's jumpy question, touched the little flesh on her face, and nodded seriously.

——Daddy said she lost weight, so she lost weight... huh?

"Clown!!!" The clown's defiant attitude made Magneto's expression even colder.He spread his five fingers, and was about to launch an attack. He taught this man with a bad attitude, but Professor X raised his hand and pressed his wrist.

"Charles?" Magneto looked down at him, his eyes full of disapproval.

He began to regret bringing his old friend out.If it was me, I would have taken the child over long ago, and I would never talk nonsense with this psychopath!

Magneto was extremely angry, but he saw the handsome and elegant man in front of him, with deep blue eyes, and said firmly, "This is about Angel's future."

Sure enough, the clown stopped in his tracks.However, he didn't look back.

--future?

"I am her future," he said.

For some reason (the Dionysian factor), he lived a long life.It is absolutely possible to raise the little girl in my arms, and then watch her go through this life.

Of course, Daddy Clown didn't think about his daughter's future love or even marriage at all.Don't even think there's anything bad about it.

"But if she is allowed to find out, Angie may not have a future, Mr. J."

Hearing this, the clown finally stopped being indifferent.

He turned around suddenly, his pale face looked like a ghost crawling out of hell under the cold moonlight, terrifying and ferocious. "Pay attention to the consequences of what you say, Professor!"

"???" Tony and Bruce also turned their heads to look at Professor X.

——What does this man mean by this? !

Professor X narrowed his eyes slightly, and said softly: "An Qi has fused the DNA of me and Eric. The purpose of the laboratory should be to create super mutants with the abilities of both of us."

"However, An Qi is not the only test subject in that laboratory." Professor X's eyes darkened, "Maybe An Qi doesn't remember, but I have seen many children like her in her eyes, even grown ups."

"The X gene is inherently irreproducible. They imposed my and Eric's genes on someone..." Professor X's words were exhausting, but everyone could imagine it.

——Gene mutation, or gene sequence collapse directly!

Tony suddenly thought of Angie's ever-changing gene chain, and his face froze.

"An Qi has great potential, but there are also hidden dangers. Not only her own genetic problems, but also her abilities."

"The abilities of mutants gradually strengthen with age. Some children with extraordinary talents and potentials cannot control their natural abilities because they are too young. This often leads to some irreparable consequences in the end."

On this point, Professor X has the most say.Because, he has seen too many children like this...

"Speaking of which, your purpose is just to take my little one to go to your school?" The clown hugged the ignorant little Angie with one hand, covered his mouth with the other, and replaced it with the tattoo on his hand. He smiled and made a big laughing gesture.

"My child, I can teach myself." He said, and turned his head to ask An Qi: "Is it, Daddy's little baby?"

"... Ang?" The little girl tilted her head belatedly.

"She is not your child!" Magneto couldn't bear it anymore, "Don't get too carried away, clown."

"Hahaha, am I not? Is it still you?"

"—a provider of DNA?"

Magneto was laughed at by this person: "You don't even have a DNA."

The clown first laughed, and when he heard what Magneto said, he suddenly put away his smile and said with a dangerous look: "I raised her for two years!"

——Sure enough, he was right in planning to blow up this man from the very beginning!

Oh, and now there's one more.

... The clown, who was thinking about what material to use to kill this unsightly man, glanced at Professor X again, and the killing intent in his heart remained undiminished.

——It is best to solve it together.

"Come on, I have raised this girl for more than three months." Tony rolled his eyes, feeling that the clown has no merit at all. "Although it's not long, legally speaking, I am the guardian of this child."

After finishing speaking, Tony asked his smart butler in a low voice: "Is the adoption process over, Garvez?"

"Not yet, sir." The smart butler replied,

"..." Tony pulled the corner of his mouth, looking like he had a toothache. "Hack that impressively efficient office. This isn't England. Let 'em go, Garvez."

Bruce, who also applied for adoption but was stuck until now: "..."

——Why is he not at all surprised that he made a fool of himself...

Before Bruce could say anything, he heard Tony's smart butler say, "Approved, sir. From now on, you are Miss Angie's guardian."

Tony thought he was poking secretly, but in fact everyone noticed his little trick, which made all the four men present turn their heads to look at him.

——Why is he (Tony) joining in the fun at this time!

Being stared at by the four bosses, Tony not only didn't feel uncomfortable, but snapped his fingers very proudly, and looked back at them with a look of stinking fart: "OK, she is now Angie Stark."

"Come here sweetheart, go home with Dad. I'll buy you a block of candy for you to roll around, and swimming is no problem."

Her brain throbbed with pain, and the little girl who was leaning on her daddy languidly straightened up when she heard that there was candy, like a little squirrel smelling the aroma of food.Her pink eyes shone slightly, looking at Tony.

"..." A second later, the little girl realized that her daddy seemed to be very unhappy, and chose the former between kissing the clown and a dozen candies.

The little girl tilted her head and leaned on the clown's shoulder again, rubbing her little green head, obedient and flattering.

——Although candy is good, daddy is more important!

However, what the little girl wants to express more is: daddy, don’t push yourself too hard, Angel PP hurts QAQ

The newly promoted old father, who was hurt by the little girl's actions, had a terribly stinky face, and the other three who also saw Angie's dependence and importance on the clown were also quite... subtle.

And what about the clown?

This pale and gloomy man had an exaggerated smile on his face, laughed silently, and looked down upon the four of them with a victorious attitude.

"...So why are we talking nonsense for so long? Why don't we just start fighting?" Tony questioned soulfully. He felt that the person in front of him really deserved a beating.

"Hands won't solve the problem, Tony." Bruce shook his head.Although he also has an itchy fist feeling... Cough cough!

But Bruce, who is always calm and rational, knows-why did they "get along" in an unbelievable way from beginning to end?The left and right are just because they value this little girl and respect her personal wishes.

——The most important thing now is An Qi's choice.

"That's sometimes." Tony was gearing up, eager to try, "I think now, we can only solve it by doing it."

——You can't solve the problem with your hands, but you can't solve it without your hands either!

The five of them are currently divided into three camps.The Joker villain side, the two mutants side, Tony and Bruce side.

If Magneto's previous "feats" are disregarded, only the Joker is in the evil camp.Tony felt that they could beat this annoying lunatic to the ground before discussing Angie's problem.

——At least the professor and Magneto can understand human speech.

The clown who "doesn't understand human language" shrugged his shoulders, with an attitude that you can do whatever you want, and I will accompany you to the end.

"Enough!" Magneto glanced at his old friend and saw that he didn't seem to want to make a move. Annoyed, he vented his anger on others, and glanced at Tony and Bruce, "It's nothing for you here, you can I'm leaving."

"What's none of my business?" Tony stared with his eyes on his hips, "I'm the guardian of this child!"

"Guardian? Ahahaha!" The clown laughed loudly, thinking that this person is really ridiculous.

"What else do you have besides this?" Magneto dismissed it, even despised it.

--guardian?The guardian status obtained by hacking the government system under their noses?

Tony: "..."

The clown has feelings for Angie. Magneto and Charles are blood fathers, and they can teach Angie to use abilities.What does all this... have to do with Tony Stark?

"...I still have money!" This was the feeble rebuttal of a certain richest man, "I can build this kid a candy house the size of a castle."

Bruce, who is also rich: "..."

Professor X, who runs a school at home and is not short of money, smiled and said nothing.

The clown dad, who owns a gang with a large territory in his hands, naturally won't worry about money, will go back and praise Paul, who has been working hard.

Last year, because the Brotherhood had too much expenses, it was only by relying on the help of old friends that the people under him could spend Christmas well. Magneto: "..."

——Why is there so much nonsense in this can!

The scene person feels a little pain in his knee.

……

The Shura field of five old fathers (?), unexpectedly and expectedly ended with such a funny and sand sculpture scene.

After all, with the cute Tony around, no matter how serious and serious the painting style is, he will bend it.

Although the process was unsatisfactory, the clown finally compromised slightly and asked Angie to come to New York.After all, he still has things to solve...

"Three days." Three days, enough for him to go back to Gotham and ask Paul and others to settle accounts with that Amanda Waller.

"It's unrealistic," Professor X shook his head, "it will take at least three days to prepare for the operation and recover after taking out the nano-bomb in An Qi's neck."

Not to mention, An Qi had to re-examine her body and learn how to use her abilities.

"At least half a year." Professor X stated his conservative estimate.

"Five days." The smile on this pale man's face was no matter how nasty it looked.

"..." No matter how good your temper is, you will be angered by someone's shameless "bargaining" method.Not to mention, the current Professor X is not the bald old man who has a big tolerance in the future.

It has been circulating in the school - don't make the professor angry! Professor X's good temper is actually tempered by his old friend who has a bad temper.And his infinite patience is only available to his legendary "old friend".

[You know that I can directly erase An Qi's memory of you, right? Mr. J. 】Professor X's voice sounded in the clown's head.

——He now somewhat agrees with Stark's words, why not fight?

Anyway, with him and Eric around, the winner will be my side.

It has only been a few years since the academy was founded, and the pompous spirit on his body has not completely settled down, a certain professor thought darkly.

Faced with Professor X's threat, the clown laughed out loud.

"Ahahaha!" The clown laughed tremblingly, as if someone had poked a laughing point.After he stopped laughing, he wiped away the physiological tears from the corners of his eyes, and pointed at Professor X to everyone.

——“Ilikehim.”

……

In this way, after reuniting with Papa Clown for a day, An Qi was sent to Academy X by her daddy before expressing her missing.

"Daddy..." At the time of parting, the little girl tugged at the clown's trouser legs, with tears in her eyes, reluctant to part.

The kissing father stroked the faded soft fur on the top of his daughter's head than the clown: "Have fun, baby."

"Wait until daddy finishes what he's doing..." The clown's words faded away.In the car three steps away, he was still doing his old friend Batman.He didn't want a big black bat to disrupt his rhythm from his next plan.

As for Professor X who can listen to people's hearts, the clown just ignored him.After all, mutants aren't as "nosy" as Batman is.

The pale-skinned man in front of An Qi smiled maliciously, patted her little head again, and rumpled her long snow-white hair that was softly scattered behind her head into a messy bird's nest.

Then, the man withdrew his hand, lifted his feet and walked away, striding like a meteor, as if he didn't miss it.

"Daddy! You have to remember to miss me!" The little girl jumped and waved her hands, seeing the clown got into the car without looking back, she pursed her mouth and burst into tears.

"Ugh..."

The clown who got into the sports car glanced at the side mirror, his face was unclear.

"Click!" This is the sound of handcuffs gripping the wrists.

"Oh, I thought there was no need for this based on our friendship, old friend." The clown raised his handcuffed hands, but he didn't care much on his face, and even laughed lowly.

Bruce doesn't care what the Joker says. "The biological company under the Wayne Group has set up a laboratory, and researchers will take out the nano-bombs in the necks of the dead shooter and others. Amanda Waller will also solve it..."

"So?" The clown raised his eyebrows.

"So, before that, you stay in Arkham honestly!" Bruce said in a deep voice.

"Oh, my old friend, you are in a difficult situation. Unless...you go to Arkham to chat with me every day and night, hahaha..."

The Joker goes in and out of Arkham like no man's land.

Arkham couldn't trap him at all.

This point, the two are well aware.

Bruce gritted his teeth, his cheeks puffed up and down because of this action.

"So, I borrowed Tony Stark's smart butler to keep an eye on you 24 hours a day!"

Asking Bruce to send a small loan to his house to borrow a smart housekeeper or something... Now he still has Tony's face that looks surprised but really deserves a beating in his mind.

"..."

Now, it fell to the clown to grit his teeth.

"You've changed, old friend."

——Began to play cards unreasonably.