[Zhongyingmei] I want to dye my hair

Little Angie's teeth are healed.

In order to celebrate that she was able to eat sweets again, she said that she would go out for a ride with her parents in that sexy violet sports car.

Of course, it was the clown who proposed the wave.

Harry has been busy recently swallowing and rectifying Tiger's unlucky gang and the small gangs attached to it. Now that he has finally found time, he thinks it's good to relax.A family of three going out for a drive or something, it's warm to think about.

Papa Clown suggested, Mummy Harley agreed, and little Angie naturally had no objection.

I happily stepped on the furry little satchel, stuffed a bunch of candies into it, and went out with my dear parents.

Unbeknownst to the joyous Angie, this is the last reunion of the clown family.

Violet sports car speeds through the cold night.Gotham is very cold in winter, but it can't extinguish the fire of evil in people's hearts.Pure white snowflakes, the size of a goose feather, drifted down, forming a pile of crystal white snow, temporarily covering up the filth of the city.

In the snowy night, few people go out.And because it is Gotham, there are very few vehicles on the road.This is also convenient for the clown family.

Whether it is speeding, going the wrong way or running a red light, there is no one who obstructs the eyes.There are unlucky policemen on the roadside who are on duty tonight, but they just huddled in the car and couldn't get out.When I saw a purple vehicle whizzing by with the sound of an expensive engine, I didn't even think about chasing it.

The little rookie who had just been in Gotham for less than a month saw the speedometer flashing wildly and wanted to drive after him.But he was stopped by the co-pilot's old colleague.

"Stop your thoughts, rookie. I don't want to accompany you to die." The experienced old Youtiao said to him.

Everyone in Gotham knows that the violet sports car is the Joker's favorite car.to run after him?I'm afraid it's because I think I've lived in Gotham too long.

Snow is still falling.

But this speeding violet sports car didn't intend to slow down at all, instead it was getting faster and faster.Fortunately, the clown's driving skills are good, otherwise the car would have overturned long ago.

"Wow!!" Harley cheered, holding a bottle of vodka as he sped past a big bend.

The clown also had an excited smile on his face, and reached out for another bottle of spirits held by the little baby in his arms. After taking a big sip, he stuffed it back into little Angel's arms.He hugged An Qi, and An Qi held the wine in his arms.Accompanied by the glamorous and sexy Halle, she is a winner in life.

Drunk driving, speeding, driving violations, clowns accounted for it all.

A bottle of spirits bottomed out, perhaps a little tipsy.The clown rolled down the car window to let in the cold wind and diffuse the smell of alcohol.

As soon as the cold wind came in with the snowflakes, Harry shivered, followed by another cry of excitement.Little An Qi shrank her neck in the cold temperature, and reached out to hold the hat that was almost blown away.Because the other hand still needs to hold Dad's wine bottle, he has no time to take care of the hair that is smeared on his face indiscriminately with the wind.

These days, the little girl's hair color has lightened a lot, becoming golden.Coupled with those honey-colored eyes and pale complexion, there is no trace of Asians.Only by looking closely at her delicate facial features can it be seen that she is of oriental descent.But nine out of ten thought she was of mixed race, and the remaining one thought she was a local at all.

Wayne Manor on the other side of Gotham, the underground Batcave received such a message.

It was a screenshot of Twitter, and the person in the photo was little Angie wearing a rabbit ear hat and carrying a furry messenger bag. It seemed that it was taken tonight.The little girl in the photo has crooked smiling eyes, and her soft, smooth blonde hair hangs down her cheeks along the brim of her hat.Anyone who reads it will think that this is a soft, cute and well-behaved child.The background of the photo is purple. Judging from the pale and slender hands around her waist, it should be an adult wearing purple clothes.

Attached to the photo is the following sentence: She is so cute, isn't she? :)

At the end, there was a smiling face that seemed to be full of malice.

Without having to find out the source, Bruce confirmed who the person holding the child was almost instantly.

Bruce, as Batman, already knew that the Joker had adopted a girl by his side.But he has not found out any relevant information about the child.It was as if the child did not exist at all.

I have been hostile to the clown for so many years, and I know his bad character well.Bruce didn't think the clown would adopt a child, and in order to protect her, he blocked all information about her from outsiders.Bruce, who has experienced the clown's ruthlessness and insanity many times, tends to think that the clown is cultivating an assistant, or "heir", similar to him and Robin.After all, the clown girl Harley Quinn has appeared, and it is not impossible to have a mini version of the little madman.

Thinking about it this way, the clown's behavior of not making any big moves and not showing his figure after escaping from Arkham also has a deducible logic.

"Master, I think you should take a look at this." Ah Fu waved his hand, and a picture appeared on the electronic light curtain on the controller.

The content of the photo is the Violet sports car running wildly under the night of Gotham, because of the extremely fast speed, the photo is a little blurry.But the touch of green from the windshield is extremely conspicuous.

"This was five minutes ago."

Bruce's blue eyes darkened slightly, and he turned to change into his bat suit.

"Turn out all the surveillance cameras on the street, Ah Fu."

……

"Buzz-buzz!"

Little An Qi, whose face was covered with hair, heard the sound of an engine that obviously did not belong to the Violet sports car.She held down the hair and freed the eyes from it.As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw a strange-shaped car following the car from the rearview mirror.The car was pitch black, almost blending into the night.

"Father, what is that?" The little girl tilted her head.And her parents were laughing maliciously.

"It's Daddy's old friend, Baby."

The clown licked his scarlet lips, his eyes excited and fierce.

"Okay, we're going to play Fast and Furious with our old friends."

"Omm—" Stepping on the gas pedal to the bottom, little Anqi pressed her back against the clown's chest, watching the buildings outside the window turn into afterimages and retreat quickly.

The clown's favorite car is one of the rare sports cars in the world, and the motor and engine are naturally top-notch.But no matter how good the speed and performance are, it can't compare to the Batmobile built with money and technology.

The Violet sports car is speeding all the way, followed by the black Batmobile.

"It can't go on like this." Batman said in a deep voice, "Ah Fu, you control the car."

After finishing speaking, he got out of the sunroof of the Batmobile. With his strong physical fitness and the addition of his battle suit, he seized the opportunity when the distance between the cars was the closest and let him jump from the Batmobile to the roof of the Violet sports car in one jump.

"Angang~" Harley screamed strangely, "I can't let you interrupt our family's warm moments. Go to hell, you big black bat."

—Big bat?

An Qi's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth with her hands.

Isn't that the big bad guy Dad said?

Angie was in surprise, only to hear Harley suddenly say to the clown with some anxiety: "Pay attention to Lu Pudding."

At this time, the vehicle had already driven to Gotham Street, which was built on the banks of the Gotham River.On the right is the building, and on the left is the sparkling river of unknown depth.

"I know dear, you can't swim. Ahahaha..." The clown let out a strange laugh, causing little Angie in his arms to look up at her.The light-colored pupils met those dark green eyes, An Qi pursed her lips, feeling some bad premonition in her heart.

"Pudding!!" Harry screamed.

really!

I don't know the reason for the snow on the ground, but the tires slipped under a sharp turn.The Violet sports car that was going backwards on the road completely lost control and rushed straight towards the guardrail.

Little An Qi froze for a moment, then clenched her fists, as if exerting strength.At the critical moment, the people in the car obviously felt that the speed suddenly slowed down for a moment, and then became faster.

An Qi's eyes widened, as if she had suddenly exhausted herself, her already pale face looked a lot more sluggish, and her pale golden hair seemed to be dimmed.She looked up at the clown, her light-colored eyes were full of perplexity.

"Almost forgot about you baby." While speaking, the clown picked him up and threw him out of the car window without hesitation and without stopping for a moment! ! !Then, the expensive Violet sports car burst through the guardrail, opening a huge hole in the ice.

"..." An Qi closed her eyes, the expected pain did not come.She was grabbed by the collar and carried in the air.

——It was Batman. At the moment when the sports car was about to fall into the river, he used his grapple gun to hit the street lamp on the side of the street, and jumped off the roof of the car with his strength.And at that time, he saw a little girl flying out of the car window, and without thinking about it, he stretched out his long arms and grabbed her.

From losing control of the sports car to Batman rescuing little Angie, the whole process took only a few seconds.

Because of the exhaustion of her abilities, An Qi is now out of strength, and her eyes are a little dark.She didn't slow down until Batman landed lightly.

Seeing the ice surface with a big black hole broken in the middle, An Qi instantly thought of Harry, who couldn't swim.

"Mommy!" Angie made a gesture to rush forward, but Batman grabbed her by the collar, and her short legs could only toss back and forth on the spot.

"Let go of me! You big villain." Because her ability was exhausted, An Qi could only fight back in other ways.She greeted Batman with a pair of small hands, but the hands were too short, and the small claws were still half the distance from Batman's chest.An Qi obviously discovered this too, and used both hands and feet, but in vain.I didn't even see the corner of other people's clothes.

- so angry!

Little Angie puffed up her cheeks and glared at Batman, panting.Like a fierce little beast.

The child in Batman's oblique hand.This child is a harmless little cub who is still trying to show his bluff with his teeth and claws.

——Milk fierce?

He did see "milk", but as for "fierce"?Not at all.

It seems that they also feel that others are unmoved.Little Angie came to her senses, and softly begged Batman, "Can you let me go? I'm going to save my mommy, she can't swim."

No one can refuse Angie's eyes, not the Joker, nor Batman.

The light amber eyes seemed to be filled with honey.Warm and sweet, with a sincere look inside, you can see everything at a glance.

"Oh~" The heart of the old man watching through the camera felt soft, and a sigh-like voice came through the communicator.

—What a lovely little girl!

Maybe, when things are over.You can discuss the child's whereabouts with the master.

Ah Fu, who was thinking this way, silently clicked on the tablet and opened a folder.Inside was the adoption application form used by the Wayne family when they adopted the first and second children.

"..." Batman silently turned his eyes away, glanced at the calm river, saw that the water hole that had been smashed hadn't moved yet, Batman put Angie on the side of the road.

"Stay here and don't move." Batman ordered, taking off the cloak behind him and wrapping it around the cub.Then, his vigorous figure walked to the side of the road and jumped into the icy river.

The river is not deep, but not shallow either.It is enough to drown a person who cannot water.

Batman swam past the headlights, which were still on.The driver's door opened, and the clown was no longer here as expected.There's just one Harley, floating next to the sports car.It should have swam out through the broken windshield, but passed out before swimming to the surface.

Though thinking so, Batman did not relax his vigilance.

He moved closer to Harry.Sure enough, before he grabbed the man's arm, the latter suddenly opened his eyes and attacked him with a dagger drawn from nowhere.

Harley, who can't swim, has no experience in fighting in the water.Batman didn't have time to waste with her, so he reached out and grabbed Harry's arm to restrain her.Batman, who treats the villain coldly and ruthlessly, has no mercy at all. Seeing that Harley is still resisting, he pinches her on the back of the head and throws her into the car.

"lb!"

There was a faint muffled sound in the water.Harry had passed out.

Only then did Batman have the time to take Harry to the surface.

When the two came ashore, Batman heard sirens.He glanced at the end of the street, and sure enough, he saw faint red and blue flashes of light from the glass of the building.

"Mommy!" Angie trotted over.Because she ran too fast, she slipped and almost fell into the snow.When Batman saw her, he quickly caught her.

The little girl doesn't care about that. "Where's my dad?"

Batman froze for a moment, then said: "Run away." He really couldn't imagine that a child called the clown father.Also called so naturally.

Fortunately, this child has not been raised by the clown to become a little madman.It's better to keep her away from this pair of lunatics in the future.

Thinking so, Batman decided to take the man away first.Angie, who was wrapped in Batman's arms, stretched vigorously towards Harry.But she found that she seemed to be getting farther and farther away from her mother.

"Let go of me!" Little Anqi glared at him with what she thought was a fierce look, "Let go of me! Mommy!"

"The police are here," Batman said in a deep voice as he heard the approaching sirens. "She'll be fine."

"You lie! Mommy will be locked up! Just like you locked up my dad!"

"Your dad?" Batman shoved Angie into the Batmobile, "He threw you out of the window, knew Harley Quinn couldn't swim, drove the car into the river and ran away alone, that's what you call dad. "

This sentence.It seemed to have hit An Qi's sore spot.

Although she is young, she also knows about this matter.

Before the sports car fell into the river, An Qi tried to stop it with her own abilities.She had never tried to control such a large vehicle before, and it was a bit difficult.But the speed of slowing down for a second or two is definitely enough for the parents, whose skills are much higher than ordinary people, to take her away.But what An Qi didn't expect was that she tried her best to stop the car, but instead of stepping on the brakes, the clown stepped on the accelerator to the end!

Seeing that Angie was silent, Batman parked the car in a dark alley, and saw that nothing happened during Harley being taken away by the police, and then drove the Batmobile back.

After 10 minutes of silence, Batman suddenly spoke.

"You're too young to need a guardian." A normal guardian.

"I'll find you a new family to adopt you. As for the clown, he's a lunatic. You should stay as far away from him as possible." Batman subconsciously took on a teaching tone.

"You are the lunatic! Big lunatic!" An Qi suddenly became violent, "Don't say that about my father and mommy!"

She can feel hurt when the clown throws herself out of the window, and resents the clown who drives his car into the river and walks away alone.But that's their family's business, and they will solve it by themselves.An Qijue does not allow others to say that clowns are not!

For Angie's fierce reaction, Batman chose to deal with it coldly.

When the car reached the gate of Wayne Manor, he stopped the car, picked up the man with one arm, and held him in his arms.

"What are you going to do?" Little Anqi's eyes widened, thinking of her father's words, she finally felt a little scared.

——The big black bat will catch you back to the bat cave and eat you!

Little Angel, who didn't want to be eaten, struggled separately.Pale and soft little fists kept hitting Batman's chest.

"Let me go, let me go!"

How strong can a little girl's hands be?

For Batman, it's no different than scratching an itch.On the contrary, it was little Anqi, whose hands hurt from the beating.

Unable to attack this place, An Qi rolled her eyes and changed places.

This time she stared at Batman's arms around her.Hugging his forearm, without even thinking about it, "Aww" is just a mouthful.

But the cub overestimated the sharpness of his own teeth and underestimated Batman's defense.

What will happen when the small deciduous teeth bite the strong arm?

After hearing the sound of "cracking", both of them stopped moving.

Batman: "...←_←"

Little Angie: "...⊙﹏⊙"

After staring at each other for three seconds, little Anqi belatedly spits out her... front teeth.

Little Angie: "...QAQ"

"Wow... wow--Dad!" Weeping loudly! ! !

When Ah Fu came out to "receive" Batman.I saw the little girl in my master's arms crying so heartbreakingly.While crying, I was so wronged that I wanted to find my father.While speaking, the missing front teeth and bleeding gums were so eye-catching.

Ah Fu: "Master, how can you do anything to a child?"

The old butler frowned disapprovingly.

Master Bruce whose vest was stripped: "..."

——Obviously she did it herself!