[Zhongyingmei] I want to dye my hair

The roof of the Raccoon City City Hall building.

Due to the sudden appearance of Iron Man, the situation here has changed again.

Sla and others were pointed at by Tony with a palm cannon, and these people did not dare to act rashly.

"Tony..." Angie in Tony's arms tapped his chest and pointed to Alice and Matt.

Fortunately, Alice said that Matt's image made Tony stare.

Look at that hideous muscle and that damn (enviable) height!

——Is this the final villain who came out of which sci-fi theater?

"Garvez, scan their physical condition." Tony pointed to Alice and Matt.

"Sir, a tiny transmitter is implanted in their bodies, which can release high-intensity currents every second to stimulate the nerves, thereby achieving the effect of paralysis."

"The principle...is mostly the same as the tiny stun button that Miss Romanoff (Black Widow) used on security guards when she infiltrated your building."

"Romanov?" Angie caught the point.

The corner of Tony's mouth twitched when his smart butler exposed his black history, and he covered An Qi's ears with his hands. "Forget what you just heard, sweetheart."

"Don't mention this again Garvez!" Tony gritted his teeth on the internal channel.

"Well, it was my negligence. Please forgive me for not considering your image in front of Miss Angie." It was clearly an apology, and the pure and elegant London accent was also very gentlemanly and pleasant.But this content... made Tony so angry that his lungs hurt.

"Shut up!" Tony breathed heavily, "With a housekeeper like you, sooner or later I will die young from your anger."

"Although being angry may lead to a shortened lifespan, if you spend less time staying overnight and eat regularly, with your current physical condition, you can definitely live above the average life expectancy in the United States." Smart housekeeper Garvez has no self-consciousness, and " Tactfully, he advised his own sir that he should cherish life and work normally.

Tony: "..."

—You can shut up!

It's impossible not to stay overnight.It's like not being able to live without listening to heavy metal rock songs and not being able to live without donuts!

"call……"

Tony and Garvez were still fighting each other, but Alice and Matt suddenly relaxed, obviously out of the painful state just now.

"Remove the current paralysis remotely." The communicator worn by An Qi's waist suddenly made a sound.

It's the red queen.

Alice and Matt, who also experienced the disaster of the hive, were very impressed by her voice.

The two looked at each other without saying a word.

--Right.

In terms of understanding of Umbrella Company's technology, who is more familiar with it than Red Queen?

"Who is this?" Tony asked sideways.

"It's my new friend!" Little Anqi smiled and said, "Honghong is amazing!"

"Oh? How powerful?" Tony teased her.

"Hmm..." The little girl couldn't think of a specific adjective for a while, and finally could only say: "Anyway... Anyway, it's very, very powerful!"

--Oh, right!

"Garvez, are you still there?"

"I'm here, Miss Angie. Good evening." Garvez said.

At this moment, the little girl had completely forgotten the enemy in front of her and her previous ambition of revenge, and began to enthusiastically introduce her little friend to him.

"Garvez, Hong Hong is an artificial intelligence just like you. You can get to know each other and make friends!"

——In this way, Honghong can tell herself bedtime stories like Garvez!

... Sure enough, is this the reason why the little girl introduced you so enthusiastically?

How attractive are bedtime stories?

We dare not ask if we can't tell about the pure and elegant Cockney accent of Alfred and Garvez.

"I already know each other." The Red Queen said lightly in the communicator.

— It is possible to get to know each other, but it is impossible to make friends.

It's as impossible as if I can never estimate where the limit of An Qi's ability is!

"Yes." Garvez replied.

"Hey???" The little girl blinked her big pale pink eyes, with bright doubts inside, "When did you meet?"

--when?

This is a long story.

Half an hour ago.Tony frowned when he heard Terry say that the signal was blocked by the umbrella company while watching the live broadcast.

"The signal is blocked?!" Tony, who is the richest man in New York and also a technology expert, only felt the pain of being disconnected from the network once when he and Angie were in distress in Africa.

"Sir, in the past ten years, Umbrella Corporation has injected funds to cover up the government's development of Raccoon City, and the satellites connected to Raccoon City's signal towers are also under the name of Umbrella Corporation."

—It turned out to be a satellite problem.

Tuhao Ni, who is worth more than tens of billions, raised her eyebrows: "Garvez, give her the satellite under my name."

"yes, sir."

"By the way, connect me to their live broadcast."

One, two, three... three seconds later, still not connected.

"Garvez?" Tony couldn't help but look sideways.Such a speed is already slow for Garvez.It made Tony think that the shielding device of Umbrella Company was too precise, which made Garvez unable to connect to the signal for a long time.

After half a minute.

"Sorry, sir." Garvez finally said, "I had a friendly exchange with the artificial intelligence over there, and it took some time."

"Artificial intelligence?" Tony smiled, "No wonder."

——If it weren't for artificial intelligence, how many people in the United States would "smuggle" along the network cable like that, except for the genius himself?

Tony was narcissistic for a while, then curled his lips and counted Bruce in.

——Well, his little boy who is always fine-grained is also one of them.

"Successfully connected." Garvez, who shared with the Red Queen Network but took half of the dominance of others, said so.

The red queen stared helplessly at the newly popped up video frame in the live video.The consolation is that ten seconds after Tony showed his face, the attention of the live broadcast exploded instantly.

——This is the popularity of Iron Man, even Hollywood superstars can't match it.

"Have you started?" In the video, Tony asked himself.

"It's not interesting for me to come to this live broadcast suddenly. I just showed my face and talked to the umbrella company."

"Hey Isaac (current head of Umbrella), are you watching?"

Tony flicked the camera, his expression suddenly changed, and he warned with a rare and serious expression.

"Listen well, the little green spinach in the video belongs to my family. I don't care how much money your umbrella company has or how many people you have in the government, Stark Industries will fight you to the end!"

——No one has money anyway!

"Speaking of this..." Tony raised his hand and touched his chin through the armor.

— Shouldn't he be doing something?

"Garvez, start trading the stocks of Umbrella Corporation." Half an hour later, the stocks of Umbrella Corporation should have fluctuated, even if only slightly.

"What am I going to do, sir?" Garvez asked.

When Tony heard this, his big caramel-colored eyes narrowed slightly, and he showed a capitalist smile: "Within a month, I will make it declare bankruptcy!"

"...As you wish, sir!"

The red queen who heard all this in her ears: "..."

——Should she be glad that she left the umbrella company early?

This spicy chicken company is really a pill!

"How could you..." Upon hearing this, Sla was agitated.But he still doesn't believe that the umbrella company will be bankrupted by Tony alone.

"Whimsical hahaha!" Sla laughed and mocked Tony, "Do you think that just relying on an artificial intelligence to engage in stocks can bankrupt our company?"

"I tell you, it's impossible!"

Saying that, Sla looked at Angie, Alice and Matt one by one.

"The energy of the company is beyond your imagination! The protective umbrella will never fall down, and these three experimental objects will eventually be recovered." Sla finally locked his eyes on An Qi, "especially her——Experiment 0 is the company's The most perfect...uh!"

"boom!"

"what!!!"

Suddenly there was a gunshot, and Sila's kneecap was shattered by a powerful bullet.He fell to the ground and rolled in pain.

"..."

This shot was not fired by any of Tony and An Qi.

Everyone looked around, only to see a person standing at the door.

He raised the gun to his lips and blew on the warm muzzle.Seeing Sla looking over in pain and hatred, his scarlet lips parted, and the corners of his mouth rose to an exaggerated arc.

"Pay attention to your words, sir." As he spoke, he looked at An Qi with his dark green eyes, "My little baby has a name and a surname, and she's not the damn No. 0 experiment you're talking about."

There is no need to point it out, it is none other than the clown who the little girl misses every day.

"Daddy!"

The little girl screamed in surprise, as if her weakness was shielded for a moment, she jumped out of Tony's arms, ran towards the clown, and threw herself into his arms.

"Daddy, I miss you so much!" The little girl's little face rubbed against her daddy's arms, like a little cub who is only acting like a baby with its parents.

Tony, who was "ruthlessly abandoned" by the little girl, looked at the empty arms, and at the clown who didn't dislike his daughter's dyed green hair, squinting and stroking comfortably.

Tony: "..."

——This stinking lunatic is really getting more and more unpleasant!

"Garvez!"

"Yes, sir." Galvez responded.

"Call Bruce!" Tony gritted his teeth, "Ask him what he's doing!? This lunatic has come to Raccoon City!"

"Okay, sir."

……

"Ah chi!"

On the outskirts of Raccoon City, Bruce, who was driving the Batmobile, sneezed.

"Although the nights in Raccoon City are not very cool, you can't always blow the cold wind to be cool, sir." Ah Fu's voice sounded through the communicator. "

"Please forgive your old housekeeper for taking care of so much, but for your safety - I have adjusted the air conditioner in the car to the appropriate temperature."

The old butler of the Wayne family is always so caring.

"Since the streets in downtown Raccoon City are not very easy to walk, and the energy consumption of the transformed Batmobile is too high, it may not be enough to support your return flight. Therefore, you can only walk after entering the city."

"Attention to everything, sir."

"I see, Alfred." Bruce nodded.

"Oh, that's right." Alfred reminded Bruce, "According to the news from Master Stark, when facing the mourning... the living dead,"

Ah Fu was a little hesitant about the word "zombie", and finally changed the name. "—The most simple and straightforward method is to attack the head."

"Yeah." Bruce answered briefly.

"...Master." After a moment of silence, Ah Fu spoke again.

"What's wrong?" Bruce slammed on the brakes.

Because of Gotham's geographical location, Bruce also chose to enter the city from the north of the nearest Raccoon City.However, a high wall has been erected here.

The hole that the clown blew up with the special C4 bomb was also blocked by the thoughtful death shooter with a bus across there to prevent the zombies from running out and harming people in other areas.

"Miss Angie's school is already on summer vacation. You come back from Raccoon City this time. Can Miss Angie eat the cookies I prepared for her?"

Ah Fu's meaning was very euphemistic, but both of them could understand.

— Can you bring the child back this time?master!

"..."

The answer Bruce gave was silence.

"...I understand." On the other end of the communicator, the old butler Ah Fu sighed faintly.

"Forgive me, an old man who is getting old and always thinking about embarrassing questions."

"Cough..." Bruce coughed dryly with his fists clenched, feeling that it would be impossible to go on like this, so he changed the subject: "The urban area is isolated by a high wall, I'll find another way to get in."

"The Batmobile is here, mark it on the map for me, Fu."

"... Oh." Ah Fu, who was emotionally emotional just now, only replied an extremely indifferent "Oh" to his master.

Bruce?

"..."

Bruce acted as if nothing had happened, and got out of the car as if nothing had happened.

"Snapped!"

The door closes, and the screen changes.

"Snapped!"

The door on the roof of the city hall building was closed, and the Joker, Paul, and a wave of villains from the Suicide Squad appeared on the roof.

Alice looked at the villains in strange clothes (?) who didn't look like good guys at first glance, and subconsciously took two steps back and came to Tony's side.

And what about Matt?

He took a look at Tony and Alice, who are both good-looking and popular (Tony), and he also looked at the same high-profile appearance, which is not much different, mainly because the overall appearance is lowered by someone's wretched atmosphere (Whirlwind Dart Captain: Hey!), the clown and others.

——Ah, the painting style over there unexpectedly matches his.

Matt took a special look at the killer crocodile who looked fiercer than himself and could scare children into tears, and unconsciously raised his footsteps...

"Matt!" Alice called to Matt.

"???" Matt turned his head blankly, as if he had just woken up.

"Come here!" Alice kept gesturing with her eyes.

"...Oh." Matt scratched his big bald head, and walked over with his head bowed in embarrassment.

——Although the painting styles are the same, the camps are different.

Don't forget your superhero dream, Matt!

Matt emphasized this in his heart.

Because of the arrival of the clown and others, the attention of Tony, Alice, and Matt was diverted.

Seizing the opportunity, Sla dragged a broken leg to the side of a security guard who had been stunned by Angie and took out the communicator terminal tied in his clothes.

Sla reluctantly adjusted the channel, pressed the communication button, and said, "This is Zack Sla, call the headquarters. Apply for a nuclear bomb launch...uh!"

"boom!"

Deadshot hit Slah's hand holding the communicator with a single shot.He originally wanted to aim at the center of Sla's eyebrows. This was the first time he had the urge to kill for free, but his killing intent was extremely strong.

"Received. The fighter plane has set off and will drop a tactical nuclear bomb in 5 minutes."

"!!!"

The voice from the communicator surprised everyone.

"What?! Did I hear correctly?" Captain Boomerang's eyes widened.

"Nuclear bomb?!"

"Damn it! I don't want to die here, not even scum left!"

The boomerang captain strode over, grabbed Sla by the collar, and pulled his upper body up: "What the hell nuclear bomb?! Tell him to cancel it! Do you hear me! Tell him to cancel it!"

"It's impossible." Slah said with the corners of his mouth pulled.

"Boom!" The boomerang captain gave him a hard fist, "I beat you so hard!"

"Ha...hahaha..." Sla, who lost one of his teeth after being punched, could still laugh now, revealing two rows of blood-stained teeth.

"Once approved, it cannot be cancelled." Sla said, looking around at everyone, "Although the company's mission has not been completed, I am worth it to have you and the famous Iron Man Tony Stark buried with me!"

"Who the hell wants to die with you!" The boomerang captain angrily took out his boomerang and wanted to wipe the man's neck, but he was so numb by the sudden flying object that he stopped his movements.

"Whoosh!"

The boomerang captain shook his numb hand and said angrily, "Who?!"

"...←_←"

He sees Tony, the only decent superhero here, and Alice and Matt, whose identities he doesn't know.

However, after the boomerang captain stared over, he found that the direction everyone was looking at was behind him.

Even the clown didn't hold the cub in his arms and continued to pluck the hair, but pulled the corner of his mouth inexplicably, and said in his exclusive exaggerated tone: "Oh, my old friend."

"Are you here for the party too?" As he said that, the clown shook his head with a low and strange smile, "That's really a coincidence, just now, the carnival party turned into a feast of death hahahaha!"

In the face of death, he died under the nuclear bomb without even ashes left. The only person who can really not care and laugh is the lunatic clown.

--and many more!

old friend? !

The boomerang captain who disliked the clown came back to his senses belatedly.

"Batman?!" Captain Boomerang broke his voice.The eyebrows are raised and lowered, the eyes are wide open, and the expression is not to mention funny.

"Surprise!" The clown laughed.

Captain Boomerang: "..."

——Surprise you big-headed ghost! QQ

The author says:

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Goodnight everybody