Interstellar octopus cute

Qi Xiaojiu got up from the bed, put on clothes that didn't fit carelessly, and stood in the stinky, dirty garbage disposal station where flies and mosquitoes danced together, feeling a bit unreal.

It is a majestic monster in the transformation period. Last night, in order to save his daughter-in-law who ran away, he used the technique of double cultivation to pass through all the original energy in the demon core, stabilized the energy of Lan Xiao's runaway, and purified his energy ills by the way. Kill two birds with one stone.

However, due to the mutual repulsion of energy, a few tiny cracks appeared on the demon core that was not completely stabilized at the stage of transformation. Although it was not serious, it could be cured by raising it, but now it is precisely because of these tiny cracks that he cannot transform. Returning to the original form, he can only exist in this human form that is not aggressive enough or leaky enough.

Hey ~

Also, who can tell him why the daughter-in-law was so grateful and soft-spoken in his mind before going to sleep, but when he opened his eyes, he was alone in this garbage dump.

After thinking about Yusheng for a while with a blank face, Octopus decided to run away from home.

Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮

He has always been the one chasing after his wife to make her feel that he is not important at all.

So he decided to run away from home and let his wife think about the importance of herself to him.

But before that, he can only adapt to human life first, after all, it will take some time for the demon core to recover.

The optical brain that he bought with Lan Xiao before has always existed in his internal space, Qi Xiaojiu took it out and imitated Lan Xiao, put it on his wrist, and quickly left the garbage disposal station that was about to suffocate him to death.

Two hours later, Qi Xiaojiu, who was hungry and growling, dragged his legs that were almost useless, and was knocked down by the bright sun.

When he opened his eyes again, his eyes were blindingly white.

"The patient in bed 33 is awake."

When Qi Xiaojiu was conscious, there was a white coat standing beside the bed, talking to him.

"Young man, you have to be careful, otherwise—oh, by the way, you were sent by the patrol, and you have to pay for the medical expenses yourself. It's a total of [-] credits. After the drip is finished, you can go to the payment office by yourself. Hand it over, don't think about running away, otherwise you will find that voluntary and coercive are completely two concepts."

After the doctor finished speaking, he turned and left, leaving Qi Xiaojiu alone to stare blankly at the drip bottle above his left hand——

I really want to drill.

Qi Xiaojiu, who was still a little tired, fell into sleep again. When he was fully awake, the needle on the back of his hand was gone, and the bottle that looked easy to drill was also gone.

"You wake up, wake up, hurry up and pay the fee, or the security guards will come and bomb you later."

A young woman in a pink nurse uniform smiled at Qi Xiaojiu, kept packing her things, and then opened the door to leave.

Qi Xiaojiu lay down for a while and felt much better, so he got up, changed his clothes, left the room, and walked outside——

I was intercepted by the security guard at the door, and I packed it and sent it to the payment office.

After the chaos, Qi Xiaojiu, who was confirmed to have no money and identity, was taken away by the Union Police Station.

After a series of unknown inspections, it was confirmed that Qi Xiaojiu was not an orc spy, not a special race in the alien alliance, but an ordinary human being, and the alliance police station began to screen criminal records.

Three hours later, the Alliance Police Department, who hadn't found out anything, had to make a hard decision. This guy just came out of nowhere.

In view of the fact that the other party has a good attitude of admitting mistakes (I really don’t understand what the other party said, so I don’t know what to say), and a positive attitude of cooperation (because I want to leave early), the staff of the Union Police Station received a moral education and gave a free copy of the Union Basic Life Guide, after pressing an anti-detection hardware on its optical brain, they released the person.

This anti-detection will not disturb the normal life of citizens, nor will it collect his privacy. It will only feed back the content sent by its optical brain to the police station when it sends information outside the alliance, which is equivalent to an anti-spy detection system. .

This is what the alliance did to those suspicious personnel, and it was approved by a unanimous vote of the parliament.

Qi Xiaojiu, who regained Yusheng's freedom, stood at the gate of the Union Police Station, closed his eyes and took a deep breath——

The air is so nice.

Walking to the side under the shade of a tree, Qi Xiaojiu sat down on the grass with no image under the surprised eyes of the citizens passing by the door, browsing the basic life guide of the alliance very seriously.

In view of various accidents or possibilities, this kind of basic life guide is written with audio. It doesn’t matter if you can’t read the words, as long as you can understand the words, if you can’t even understand the words, then I’m sorry——

You are definitely not human.

Three minutes later, the 3% non-human octopus looked up at the sky at a 100-degree angle.

The big demon who lived for more than 500 years and just took shape said that he knows a lot of human words, but only one kind. The Lan family of the Human Alliance is the only family that has inherited the Chinese civilization of the ancient earth. They usually communicate at home. Chinese, he can understand.

Although the Chinese language is still in the human education system, the number of Chinese descendants in the Human Alliance is not dominant. There are human descendants who use English, Russian, and various languages ​​on the ancient earth. Therefore, the language in the ancient ball era, In today's Interstellar, it can only be regarded as a small language that is not commonly used.

The current human alliance basically uses interstellar lingua franca, a language that humans of all races and nationalities can understand. Regarding this, the antique little octopus, who can only understand Chinese, expressed a very confused face.

He tried to use his demon sense to communicate with those passing humans, but unfortunately, there was no response.

The big demon was depressed.

Ever since, on the lawn to the right of the entrance of the Union Police Station, there stood a figure in ill-fitting clothes, looking up at the sky.

The police officers patrolling the lobby on the first floor observed Qi Xiaojiu for a long time, until the other party stood in the same position like a wax figure for two hours, out of humanitarianism, he still walked out.

"Do you need help?"

Qi Xiaojiu, who heard the voice, looked away blankly, looked at the young policeman in front of him, and blinked.

"You—can you understand me?"

The octopus still looked at him blankly.

The little policeman held out his hand——

Qi Xiaojiu retreated warily.

The little policeman stopped quickly, raised his hand with a smile, and pointed to the optical brain worn on his right hand with his left hand.

Qi Xiaojiu tilted his head in doubt, and after watching for a long time, he found that the other party had kept this movement, and raised his hand with a light brain with some hesitation.

The little police officer who had been waiting for a long time saw him raise his hand, and his smile became brighter. He turned slightly sideways, and changed to an angle that would allow Qi Xiaojiu to clearly see his operation. After taking one step, he looked at Qi Xiaojiu expectantly and encouragingly.

No matter how stupid the octopus was, he understood that the other party was helping him, so he smiled gratefully at the other party, and then followed suit.

Qi Xiaojiu's cooperation made the little police officer smile even happier. The two of them taught one another, and soon Qi Xiaojiu learned how to use the optical brain——

translation system.

"Thank you"

Qi Xiaojiu said something sincerely to the light brain, and then raised his hand to point the light brain at the little policeman.

It's just that the little police officer at the moment didn't look at Guangnao, but at Qi Xiaojiu's collapsed face.

"You can talk, why don't you talk"

The little police officer was very speechless, he could communicate with him as soon as he opened his mouth, and he wasted the boss's time, which was a waste of his love.

"You know how to say that!"

Qi Xiaojiu felt the excitement of meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land.

"Although there are not many people who learn Chinese, as long as they are Chinese descendants, they are all learning. Also, don't I look like Chinese? Black eyes, black hair, yellow skin, that's right!"

"It's very good of you to understand me, I'm really wondering what's in it now?"

The little octopus excitedly poked the basic survival guide in his hand, and asked anxiously.

"It's really about getting a job and earning credits so you can survive in the league."

This basic survival guide in the police station is just like the introduction manual in the library. It is just for display. He really didn't expect that someone would look through it so seriously.

"Credit?"

"It's money."

Hearing the word Qian, the big demon realized instantly.

In the era when he lived, even fishermen used copper coins, which were round and hard, and could be used to buy things.

The place is different, and the name is different.

"Where can I find work?"

The little police officer still has a little impression of Qi Xiaojiu. Although he was only on patrol, he also clearly witnessed Qi Xiaojiu being brought in and released. Coupled with the survival guide in his hand, he 90.00% nine sure this guy is 'Suspicious Person'.

Distributing this basic survival guide to every suspicious person is also an unwritten rule of the Alliance Police Department.

"Do you have a registration status? If not, you can't get a job and get credit."

Qi Xiaojiu shook his head. After he came out of the garbage disposal station, he either lay down on the bed or was taken to a closed space to sit. He listened to a completely incomprehensible Arabian Nights for a long time, and then he was here. What identity to register.

The little police officer sighed, and decided that good people will do it to the end.

"Come with me"

The little policeman took Qi Xiaojiu to various departments. Half an hour later, except for Qi Xiaojiu, who was a little (very) dissatisfied with the age column, he had successfully become a member of the Human Alliance. He politely thanked the little policeman Say goodbye.

From now on, he is a chapter with status.

Citizens in the alliance live their daily lives, they need credit points for basic necessities of life, they have freshly released penniless articles, they leave the police station and plan to find a job first, then earn money and eat.

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Touching his uncomfortable stomach, Da Yao decided to change the order, eat first, and then find a job to make money.