I'm Afraid I'm Now a Salted Fish

Putting on the trousers while being hugged by a kiss is quite exhausting, not to mention that Mr. Song is so energetic that he fell in love with him halfway through wearing them.

Half an hour later, he took Chi Song in his arms and took a shower before putting his pants back on.

After finishing the work, both of them were quite tired, and they didn't want to bother with cooking and stir-frying. They rummaged together by the refrigerator for a long time, and dug out a bag of dumplings.

It was wrapped when they were first together, and they wrapped too much in one go, leaving a lot.

The dumplings rolled up and down in the pot, and the warm aroma of cooked noodles condensed on the kitchen glass, forming sheets of steamy dew.

After re-covering the fabric sofa with a floral cover, Chi Song lay on it to play with his phone and check Weibo.

When he opened Weibo at [-] o'clock, he was startled, stretched his neck and shouted to the kitchen: "Zhi Huai, did you buy me fans?"

Song Zhihuai shouted from the air: "What?"

Chi Song turned over and got up, ran to the kitchen with his slippers on, and handed the phone to Song Zhihuai in horror.

Except when posting advertisements, the company will post his account. On weekdays, Chi Song’s Weibo is all managed by himself. First, he is reliable, talks less, and is not a person who provokes troubles. Second, It's because he's not popular.

Chi Song, who is not popular, gained [-] fans for nothing in just half a day, and he gained another ten out of thin air on the way to the kitchen.

Song Zhihuai was also amazed: "Not bad."

Chi Song's eyes widened: "Didn't you buy it?"

Capitalist Song Zhihuai said: "If I want to buy it, I'll buy it for you for one hundred thousand million, or just [-]? Is there any spare parts? I don't want to lose face."

Chi Song was right when he thought about it, and felt that it was not good for him to have wronged his husband, so he simply tiptoed and kissed Song Zhihuai.

Chi Song is not tall. Baidu Encyclopedia rounded up and falsely reported 180, but in fact it was only 177.5. Compared with Song Jinzhu who is almost 190, he can be said to be a cute Corgi.

Holding a spatula and wearing an apron, Song Jinzhu readily accepted Chi Song's kiss.

He asked, "Did you post any Weibo?"

Chi Song frowned: "Not today."

As he spoke, he clicked on his Weibo.

Next, he was dumbfounded.

He pinched the claw machine in a daze, and said in panic: "...I posted the wrong Weibo this morning."

Like some celebrities, Chi Song has a trumpet.

Of course, this trumpet is not used to vent negative emotions. Chi Song has a good temper and a gentle temperament. He has never encountered troubles that cannot be resolved by "going for a run in the gym and hugging Mr. Song".

This number is purely for the Siamese cat of Xiuchi Song's family.

When Chi Song was abroad, he picked up a Siamese kitten. When he picked her up, she got pneumonia and was very ill. Chi Song took her to the hospital and took good care of her. He used a needle to mix goat milk for the kitten. Feed her drop by drop.

Later, the kitten recovered from his illness, so he stayed at Chi Song's house and refused to leave.

When I was abroad, the cat was called "Moon", a little moon.

After returning home, the cat was named "Song Yingjun".

Do as the Romans do when you come to the country, and be at peace with the situation.

And probably because things follow the owner, in contrast, Little Siam prefers to be called "Song Yingjun".

Chi Song's trumpet is specially used to broadcast Song Yingjun's daily life.

Cats are not easy to shoot, but Song Yingjun from Chi Song's family can use them as tabletops. Chi Song couldn't help showing off, so he often took some small videos and released them.

To put it bluntly, besides being an actor, he is also a cat blogger.

Chi Song also had his own considerations for not combining the main account and the trumpet account.

In the entertainment industry, there is no shortage of black fans. Even if he is as transparent as Chi Song, there are still a group of people who diss him. They think he is ugly, short, big-faced, ordinary-looking, dull, and uses too much force when acting. , I want my red heart to break through the sky.

He was afraid that putting Song Yingjun's daily life on the main account would make Song Yingjun scolded as well.

But this morning, he accidentally posted to his main account what he planned to post on the small account.

In that short video, Song Yingjun was holding his nose and yawning. Chi Song's hand came out of the mirror, and he hooked Song Yingjun. The voice transformed by the voice changer had a sleepy little nasal voice, and said gently: "Song Yingjun Handsome, come here."

Song Yingjun walked over obediently, leaned his face on Chi Song's fingertips, and rubbed them attached.

Once a star trumpet is discovered, it will be an inevitable disturbance.

There will always be people who are willing to turn from the first microblog to the last one. If they can find one that likes their opponent’s black material, or one that disses their ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, everyone will be high for a long time.

But Chi Song's trumpet is clean, he doesn't pay attention to anyone in the circle, he doesn't even swear, there are only cute things on the screen, and he will discuss with everyone which brand of molar stick is good, which brand of cat scratcher tasteless.

Heizi followed the trail and touched it, but returned disappointed.

Normal people fumbled around and looked through a few, most of them were addicted to cat smoking and couldn't extricate themselves.

Chi Song was worried: "Will no one scold Song Yingjun?"

Song Zhihuai found it quite funny: "Normal people can't do it. As for those lunatics, why do you care about them?"

Chi Song still didn't dare to read the comments, and put the phone straight into Song Zhihuai's arms: "Look, is anyone scolding her?"

Song Zhihuai took the kitchen paper to wipe his hands, took the mobile phone, and while scanning the comments at a glance, said: "It's not like you haven't been mentioned on the Internet, why do you care so much about being handsome?"

Chi Song said without thinking: "I can scold those who scold me in my heart. Song Yingjun can't scold them, how wronged."

Song Zhihuai asked: "What are you scolding them for?"

Chi Song, who didn't know how to curse at all, was at a loss for words.

After a long while, he managed to choke out five words: "...that's really bad."

Song Zhihuai laughed heartily, lowered his head and kissed Chi Song's forehead.

... so cute.

Flipping through the comments, Song Zhihuai handed the phone back to Chi Song: "There are three comments that said bad things about Yingjun, and a total of three hundred comments were scolded by the comments below." Much more powerful.

Chi Song blushed slightly: "Three hundred....I didn't have so many replies on any Weibo before."

After speaking, he realized that standing in front of him was his second boss.

He was a little apprehensive: "Am I in trouble?"

Song Zhihuai said: "The boss is covering you, not afraid of getting into trouble."

Chi Song hugged Song Zhihuai's waist and rubbed him emotionally.

Soon, Chi Song, who was wearing cotton slippers of SpongeBob SquarePants, came out of the kitchen with a table and chopsticks and a mobile phone.

And Song Zhihuai, who was wearing Pai Da Xing cotton slippers, put the cooked dumplings one by one onto the plate.

Song Yingjun, who was sleeping in the room, smelled the fragrance, ran into the kitchen, and meowed meekly.

Song Zhihuai opened the cupboard, skillfully filled a few spoonfuls of cat food, and put them in Song Yingjun's special bowl, which had Brother Octopus's bitter Wen Qing face printed on it.

He put down the cat food bowl, and Song Yingjun began to eat with restraint.

Back then, Mr. Song was a well-known yuppie in the circle, with first-class family background and taste, wearing a pair of high-end gold-rimmed glasses, seven points of extravagance, three points of ruffian, he could play freely and let go Down.

...and now, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick and Squidward are a happy family.

Before going to bed, Chi Song had gained more than 3 followers.

Chi Song was very happy, blushing with excitement, and said to Song Zhihuai, "They seem to really like my cat."

Song Zhihuai could hear a bit of sadness from this sentence.

... Chi Song is an actor, but the attention this accident has attracted is not because of his acting skills.

Every year, a large number of TV dramas are produced in China. Headed by Mango TV, CCXV, Tomato TV, Lychee TV and Blueberry TV each have a large number of output. Regardless of the quality of the TV dramas broadcast by these channels, because the platform is first-class, More or less can get more attention.

As for the TV series that Chi Song joined, almost all of them were broadcast on local TV stations.

The attention is average, the quality is average, and it can even be called a thunder drama. It belongs to the kind that young people will turn to the channel with a glance.Grandpas and aunts like to watch it, but most of them are the protagonists. At most, when they see Chi Song, they will boast to their family members, this guy looks like a juicy boy, and his acting skills are good.

And the young people who have been amwayed can't wait to see it for 2 minutes, and they are run away by the plot.

Despite this, Chi Song is still working hard to take on dramas, so that his professional skills will not go to waste, and treat every bad drama as a first-line resource, and write down one after another in his experience notes.

Xianyuchi Song is not just hard work, he likes acting very much.

Also, Song Zhihuai remembered very clearly what happened when he brought Chi Song to meet his friends for the first time.

When someone saw Chi Song, he called out.

"Hey, aren't you that who?" He knocked on his forehead in distress, and finally knocked out the name from his memory, "Little Baizi!"

Chi Song held a glass of cocktail, his eyes brightened: "Yes, I'm Xiaobaizi."

Others asked one after another, "Who is Xiao Baizi?"

The man clicked his tongue: "Little Baizi, don't you remember? The murderer protagonist Bai Yao in "Hayami Murder Incident", when he played Bai Yao when he was a child!"

As he said, he patted Chi Song on the shoulder affectionately: "He sings so well! I remember when he grew up to kill someone, he still hummed that song....Isn't it?"

Chi Song nodded obediently: "Yes."

The man handed over a microphone: "Come on, sing it again, sing that, insects fly, right?"

Saying that, the man winked at Song Zhihuai.

Song Zhihuai was furious.

He could see that this group of people didn't really like Chi Song's character at all, they just used him as an actor for fun.

But Chi Song didn't seem to notice it at all, and said, "Okay."

Song Zhihuai grabbed the microphone and threw it on the sofa: "What's the matter?! Let's go!"

After dragging Chi Song out of the KTV, Song Zhihuai was outraged: "Do whatever they tell you to do? Are you being bullied like this?"

But Chi Song dispelled Song Zhihuai's anger with just one sentence.

"Others ask me to sing, I won't sing casually." Chi Song looked at Song Zhihuai and said seriously, "...but those people are all your friends."

Chi Song is very good, very good, but also very clear.

He knew that Song Zhihuai's friends were teasing him, and he knew that those who followed him were only paying attention to his cat.

But he won't be too angry, he just thinks that as long as everyone is happy, it's fine.

Unfortunately, Song Zhihuai didn't think so.

For Chi Song, he blacklisted many of Meng Lang's friends, and for Chi Song, he was able to turn this oolong incident into a boost for Chi Song's career.

After Chi Songwo fell asleep in his arms, Song Zhihuai picked up his phone and contacted the company's PR department.