Buddha, give me another smile

Two, this must be a dream

Thinking of this, he threw himself forward, pawing on the beauty, holding all kinds of love and affection in his arms, and said: "It doesn't matter if you are dumb! Daughter-in-law, I will treat you well, and you must treat me well too! "

"..."

"Not to mention anything else, I have to eat meat for three meals a day. Don't worry, I won't turn myself into a pig. I also have pocket money every day. I smoke a small cigarette occasionally and hang out with my brothers. Bar, I still need a car, Jeep, how handsome! Look at your house, a rich man! You can definitely afford it! Don’t be stingy!"

"..."

"I don't want too much, 100 yuan a day, 30 days a month, this is a basic salary of 3000 yuan, double wages on weekends, and overtime pay. If you make me do this or that, the salary will be calculated separately. I don't dislike you. Dumb, don't dislike me for being poor. We use the AA system, and we calculate every sum clearly. If you hit a cannon, you will get a bonus of 500 yuan. After all, you are the one who is being served. Don't worry, I guarantee that the goods are genuine. Good work, you are satisfied."

"..."

"But you can't torment me too hard, it's not worth it if it breaks! I still expect this to eat!"

"..."

Zhang Tiaotiao talked about the train, and as soon as he finished talking about the conditions, he started to do it, and practiced the phrase "you are satisfied".Nonsense, of course you have to work hard, the hot wedding night, although the bride can't move or speak, but for Zhang Tiaotiao, this beauty is the gold master!

Tsk tsk tsk, this feeling!He touched the beautiful face, a shelled egg is nothing more than that!

He couldn't help drooling, approached wetly, and happily scented one on the thin red lips!The whole person is happy like a fish that fell into the ocean!

Staring, he looked carefully again, his saliva still remained on the red lips, and the light was shining backwards, how could they be so beautiful!This made his heart tense, and he almost couldn't hold back, so he disarmed!

"Daughter-in-law, you are so pretty!" He muttered obsessively, and stretched out his hand to untie the beauty's clothes.

It's a pity that this daughter-in-law can't cooperate with him!At such a time, how much he wished to hear a shy cry!

If he could push his chest a few times with those gentle little hands while yelling no, it would be perfect!

Heh heh heh heh!After all, animals are trained like this!

He fumbled through the clothes for a while, and found that the waist was narrow and fleshless, just what he wanted, and his limbs were slender. If he could stand up, he would be a standard model figure!He really likes it!

He pulled the other person's belt and wrapped it around his fingers, looking flirtatiously at the beauty in front of him.This feeling is extremely pleasant!No wonder there are always people who say, "Death under the peony flower is also a romantic ghost"!

It's better to die on a beauty than to choke to death on a popsicle!

Thinking of that popsicle, compared with the warm and fragrant nephrite in his hand, Zhang Tiaotiao almost cried with joy.

This is life!

God treats him well!

"Daughter-in-law, I want to sing, okay?"

"..."

"By the way, you can't speak, so I'll sing!"

"..."

"Belt, you float down, show your waist and let me come~"

"..."

"Clothes, you open up quickly, and the plump breasts come back soon~"

"..."

"Girl, open your legs and let your husband break in~"

"..."

"Fahai, you don't understand love, even the Buddha can fall in love..."

"..."

"..." Suddenly, Zhang Tiaotiao stopped the movement of his hands, and also stopped the unsettling lyrics. He stared helplessly at the motionless beauty in front of him.

The beauty has been stripped half naked by him, so he can also see that this beauty...

amount……

The beauty has pectoral muscles, the beauty has the Adam's apple, the beauty has that under the waist, and there is a reaction!

This unscientific!

Zhang Tiaotiao hurriedly touched himself again. Could it be that his body is actually a woman?This beauty is not a daughter-in-law but a husband?

No!Even if he turned into a woman, he couldn't lie down immediately!

He no longer has the fun of taking off his clothes while singing, but strips himself clean in threes and fives!

He looked at himself nervously, flat.At a glance, he can still see the valiant little brother between his legs.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly pulled up his pants, looking at the person in front of him, he wanted to cry but had no tears!

Oh leak!I am a good straight man, why did I appear on the marriage bed of two men!This must be a dream!

What the hell is that!

However, before he had time to think about it, he was grabbed by the other party, rolled over and crushed under him!

"No!"

"..."

"You liar, can't you move?"

"It's noisy."

Zhang Tiaotiao was startled, and became even angrier: "Aren't you dumb?"

Before he had time to say more, the beauty had wrapped his hands together with the sash he had flirted with just now.

"What are you going to do?"

"..."

When he came back to his senses, his hands were up and he was tied to the head of the bed.This is the difference in strength!His whole body was stripped clean in an instant. This beauty looked soft, but she was so strong!He couldn't break free.Now regretting to death, he should have tied him up while the other party was immobile!

"Liar, you can't do this to me!"

The beauty rolled her eyes at the noisy man, tore off the last soft fig leaf on Zhang Tiaotiao's body, squeezed it into a ball and stuffed it into the chattering mouth.

"Woooooooo..."

"Belt, you float down, show your waist and let me come~"

"Woooo..."

"Clothes, you open up quickly, and the plump breasts come back soon~"

"Ugh..."

"Girl, open your legs and let your husband break in~"

"Wow!"

"Fahai, you don't understand love, even the Buddha can fall in love..."

"Woo! Huh! Mmm..."