Buddha, give me another smile

[-]. Come on, return to your seat!

Xifeng Yuxue smiled mischievously, because his little Yu'er was exhausted.He looked expectantly at the yawning man.

Xifeng Yuzu didn't give face, saying: "Let's talk about it when we have a chance."

West Wind Yuxue choked.Listening to the movement outside, I also knew that it must be another day.

Because, the vengeance is coming.

"Daughter-in-law, do you like candied haws?"

"?" Xifeng Yuzu froze for a moment, thought of something, twisted his face and said, "How dare you!"

"Hey!" Xifeng Yuxue grinned, "Then I'll make you a rainbow scarf!"

These words made Xifeng Yuzu lean back, but the colorful appearance of seven younger sisters strung together by this man and hanging around his neck appeared in his mind. He suddenly felt weird, and he shouted: "How dare you!"

"Miss, thank you for your hard work, I see that my husband will give you a meeting gift!" Said Xifeng Yuxue and rushed out of the carriage.

Xifeng Yuzu was half a beat too late, and when he was followed by him, he saw the seven-colored women fighting fiercely around a group of dark reds!

In fact, it is wrong to say that, because there is no such thing as a deal.

Xifeng Yuxue didn't fight them at all, she just teased them like a cat teasing a mouse!

"My lord, don't hurt them!"

"Naturally!" Xifeng Yuxue responded, "A scarf with holes is not warm!"

Of course not warm!Xifeng Yuzu choked, and quickly yelled again, why was he taken away, how could those seven be turned into scarves!

Xifeng Yuxue didn't care about the people who came with him, he spread his hands and embraced them, creating a whirlwind.

In the blink of an eye, without exception, the seven women were brought into the cyclone by him.

Seeing this, Xifeng Yuzu immediately rushed over and followed into the cyclone.

Xifeng Yuxue was not willing to hurt his little Yu'er, so she stopped quickly and said, "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?"

"Break!" Xifeng Yuzu shouted loudly, and in the blink of an eye, the cyclone brought up by Xifeng Yuxue disappeared.

"Take it!" He shouted again, raising his hands above his head, supporting the seven figures, he turned around and pushed, "Go!" The seven figures formed a row and were pushed towards Xifeng's ancestral residence by him.

"Scarf!" Xifeng Yuxue looked at the seven people flying far away, and took a step after them.

Xifeng Yuzu said helplessly: "My lord!"

As soon as he caught the man who was chasing the scarf, no, the man who was chasing the seven younger sisters was stopped at the waist, and in the blink of an eye, the two arrived at the Xifeng ancestral residence.

"..."

"How fast!"

"My lord..."

Xifeng Yuxue ignored him, dragged him into the hall of the main courtyard, rushed in without stopping, and said: "Old man Xifeng, the king brought his wife back home, hand over the dowry!"

"..."

Just as the historian picked up a cup of tea, when he saw the people rushing in, he dropped the teacup in his hand in fright, and jumped up because it was hot.

"My lord..." Xifeng Yuzu looked at Xifeng Yuxue and patted his forehead. His lord really came back!He said to his father, "Don't pay attention to him." He pulled Xifeng Yuxue out of the hall.

The historian looked at the broken teacup on the ground, but didn't realize what happened for a long time. He twisted his neck and poured another cup of tea. As if nothing happened, he picked up the book at hand again and started reading.

"..." Xifeng Yuxue was speechless. Is he just so invisible?How could it be like he had never appeared before!Following Xifeng Yuzu out, he said aggrievedly: "Daughter-in-law..."

"The residence of Xifeng ancestor is the place where Xifeng ancestor is enshrined."

"I know this."

"Xifeng Patriarch is the guardian god of the dragon veins of the Xifeng Kingdom."

"You said this. I am the heir chosen by the dragon veins, and you are the guardian chosen by the dragon veins."

"No, that's different." Xifeng Yuzu glanced at Xifeng Yuxue, and said: "The old master of the previous dynasty didn't think about government affairs, and was licentious. The ancestor of Xifeng led the army to revolt, causing thousands of people to live in misery, and the people are in dire straits."

"It's not his fault."

"Everything in the world has a destiny, but the first emperor violated his destiny." Xifeng Yuzu glanced at the people who defended his ancestors, and said: "So at that time, he was besieged in Fanyin Mountain, and the destiny was to let him die here."

"!" Xifeng Yuxue looked at the speaker, not knowing what he was going to say.The people who should have died did not die, not only did they not die, but they established the West Wind Kingdom... What does this have to do with Azu?

"It happened to be that day, when the Buddha passed by Fanyin Mountain, he encountered something interesting, and then, something bad happened."

Xifeng Yuxue looked at this "bad thing" and was even speechless. Hey, the bad thing is that my great-grandfather won the battle at Fanyin Mountain. Not only that, he also established Xifeng Kingdom and became the emperor?

Xifeng Yuzu didn't pay attention to the wild thoughts of the person around him, and looked quite embarrassed. After thinking for a while, he tilted his neck and said: "Anyway, the ending is that the ancestor emperor believed that it was the white jade lotus in the cold pool of Fanyin Mountain that saved him. , so enshrine it."

"!" So it was Bai Yulian who was enshrined? !

"That's why the Xifeng royal family respects jade."

"But, what does this have to do with you being enshrined?"

"..." Xifeng Yuzu sighed, and said helplessly: "As soon as I opened my eyes, I was sitting on the white jade lotus. I didn't know what happened, but I was surrounded!"

"!"

"I want to run, he won't let me."

"Hehe..." Xifeng Yuxue couldn't laugh or cry, of course not, this is a person without destiny, the best barrier to protect the country!He said: "Then?"

"I had no choice, so I pointed to a handsome-looking person and asked him to be my companion."

"That is……"

"The later historian."

"!"

"So I became the Patriarch of Xifeng. The First Emperor built me ​​a place for people to worship, and asked the historian to accompany me."

"..."

"I don't want them to surround me and say that the one who can't see me is the heir to whom the destiny belongs."

"Daughter-in-law..." Is it okay to fool people casually like this? !

"I found out later that you really can't see me!"

"Huh?" Xifeng Yuxue was stunned, and said: "But I was able to see it later!" Regarding these pasts, he still has only a half-knowledge, and his mind is completely confused!

"Fighting on the front line, the first emperor rushed out with soldiers and horses, and managed to turn defeat into victory. When he came back, he found that your mother gave birth to you in the camp near Hantan."

"..." This is another shocking news, but... what is the connection between them?He said, "Daughter-in-law, what exactly are you going to say?"

Xifeng Yuzu glanced at the idiot and said, "I was born in a white jade lotus, and you were born when a white jade lotus was in full bloom."

"so?"

"I always thought you were my lotus seat, because the Buddha had sex that day and saw you blooming and smiled, so that you had spiritual consciousness and reincarnated as an adult."

"!" Xifeng Yuxue glared at his wife.

"Later, I felt that maybe I was the one, because the lotus flower bloomed to make the Buddha smile, and you are the heir chosen by the dragon's veins."

"Daughter-in-law!" Xifeng Yuxue was about to go crazy, and said, "Can we talk properly?" He couldn't understand this daughter-in-law's brain circuit at all!

"Yes." Xifeng Yuzu answered happily, and said, "I don't know what I am, I was born like this, and I have never changed in these years. And you were originally a human being, growing up slowly from a baby. What you learned I don’t need to learn it, but you may not know what I know.”

Daughter-in-law, are you telling me that I am your cheater?Xifeng Yuxue asked with a bitter face, "So?"

"So, whether you are my lotus seat or not, I will treat you as my lotus seat from now on."

"daughter in law……"

"Come on, return to your seat!" Said, Xifeng Yuzu stopped, and the two had arrived in front of a small building on a high place. Xifeng Yuzu pushed open the door and signaled Xifeng Yuxue to enter.

"...Daughter-in-law..." This...can't be true!