[Comprehensive] Go away, scumbag

Xiongba is a daughter lover, as long as it is related to his daughter, he will do it himself. There is only one thing that he will never compromise on, and that is to play games with his daughter. Her daughter is already seven years old, and she is an out-and-out brat.

What she likes to do the most is to let people play childish games with her, even if she is childish, her spirit will still be destroyed.

The three senior brothers were also deeply affected by it. When they heard that You Ruo was going to play a game, their faces changed drastically, and there would be no trace of any of them anywhere in the world.

Only Wen Chou can't do it, because his biggest task is to make this little ancestor happy, so he can only be tortured by You Ruo.

In the huge room, I saw a little girl who looked like a doll sitting on the carpeted floor. She looked lazy, but her expression was somewhat different from the calmness and calmness of this age. A somewhat wretched, but flattering man in his thirties lay in front of the little girl, only to hear the little girl's tender and crisp voice:

"A man fell into the river and struggled a few times. When he climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair wasn't wet."

Wen Chouchou finally heard from the mouth of the lady that he would do it, hahaha, he was so happy, he was finally able to raise his eyebrows in front of the eldest lady, and there is nothing more proud than showing off his prestige in front of the eldest lady, so Before You Ruo finished speaking, she hurriedly said that You Ruo continued, excitedly saying:

"Miss, this ugly person knows, because this person is a monk and he has a bald head."

In this era, if you are not a monk, you are not allowed to kick your bald head.

After hearing this, You Ruo picked up the three-character scripture in his hand, tapped Wen Chou Chou's head, and gave Wen Chou Chou another look. He seemed very dissatisfied with Wen Chou Chou's answer, and said slowly, "Of course I know he is a monk." , I haven't finished my sentence yet, why are you so anxious to answer, I mean, what will this bald man say when he comes ashore?"

"Ah," came up with something to say.

"Could he be dumb?" You Ruo cast a slanted glance at Wen Chou Chou again, very dissatisfied with the servant Xiongba sent her, how could there be such a stupid servant, do you know it by ear.

Wen Chouchou's expression had already betrayed him, if you saw Wen Chouchou's expression, you could guess what he was thinking.

Wen Chouchou is sad, really sad, this young lady's question is harder to guess than guessing Xiongba's mind, Wen Chouchou lay on the ground after thinking hard, and scratched his hair desperately, but felt a lot less hair than before, and was even more worried. To accompany the eldest lady down again, he will first become a monk to watch, lying on the ground despondently said:

"Ugly don't know."

"Stupid, he will definitely say that luckily he is a monk, otherwise if his wife and mother fall together, who should he save?"

You Ruo explained contemptuously, imitating the appearance of a monk and speaking the answer.

Can you be more nonsensical?

The corner of Wen Chouchou's mouth twitched. If this continues, he will cry.

You Ruo hates iron for being weak, and decides to give Wen Chouchou another chance to restore his image, lest he can't bear the blow. If Wen Chouchou finds out about his intentions, he will definitely hug You Ruo's thigh and cry, yelling, "Don't use it." Give him a chance to restore his image, he doesn't want an image at all, he just begs the eldest lady to let him go mercilessly, otherwise he will feel that this world is too crazy and he is not fit to live.

But how could Wen Chou Chou guess You Ruo's thoughts?

Then he heard the You Ruo crisp voice again:

"Let me ask again, the monk walked all morning in the barren mountains and was very hungry. He happened to pass by an apple tree and suddenly an apple fell in front of him. How would he react?"

"Chou Chou thinks that monks should eat apples right away."

"Idiot, if you don't ask yourself, it's a thief. Will you let the monk crack it?"

"Then did he just leave?"

"Wrong, he can sing, you are my little apple, no matter how much I love you, I can eat it after singing."

After You Ruo finished singing Little Apple, she was a little out of breath, her face was pink and tender, even cuter than before.

But Wen Chouchou can't feel You Ruo's cuteness at all, it's really not cute at all, just like a bear child.

Staring at the carpet in front of him, all the things Xiongba used for You Ruo are the best, including this carpet, which is said to be bought at a sky-high price, it is soft and warm when sitting on it, and you won’t feel the ground at all Cool, but Wen Chou Chou was not in the mood to appreciate it at the moment, but said powerlessly:

"Is there a difference?"

When Wen Chouchou finished speaking, he felt a fishy sweetness in his throat.

"Why not? He exchanged his talent for an apple. This is a transaction, so it's not considered stealing."

In this barren mountain and wild ridge, whoever watches you dance to Little Apple, can Apple understand it? If it really understands, then its first thought is how not to be eaten.

After Wen Chouchou finished listening, he spat out a mouthful of old blood and fell to the ground motionless.

You Ruo looked at Wen Chou Chou who was in the shape of a corpse, and sighed, this world is really too boring, all her things are useless, she is so well protected by Xiong Ba, so she only sleeps and eats every day, she It feels like she is going crazy, but before she goes crazy, she always has to pull a few backs.

In the evening, I went to visit Xiongba who is the overlord of the martial arts. Although Xiongba is very good to her, she still needs to establish a good relationship with Xiongba, and of course, also establish a good relationship with the three senior brothers, so as not to meet each other in the future. Xiongba's study room, sure enough, Bu Jingyun, Nie Feng, and of course a close brother Qin Shuang are all there.

Xiong Ba looked serious, while Qin Shuang, Nie Feng, and Bu Jingyun looked like they had done something wrong, probably messing things up.

You Ruo looked at the faces of the three of them, and felt that this was the time for her to sell favors. The three of them were more innocent when they were young. Whoever treats them well will be remembered for a lifetime. In the future, if they really want to go to that TV series At this level, the three senior brothers will definitely know that they are good, and hold their hands high, especially Bu Jingyun, who looks cold, but he is a person who values ​​love and righteousness. If he helps him, he will definitely repay himself in the future. Small alms, big return, the deal is very cost-effective.

So he put on his cute signature smile, stepped into the threshold and said:

"Father, Ruo'er has come to see you."

When Xiongba heard the voice of his precious daughter, his complexion softened a little, but when he saw the cute smile on You Ruo's pink and tender face, his complexion softened a lot. Yu Chongni, seeing his daughter standing three meters away from him, waved to You Ruo and said, "It's Ruo'er, come, come to Daddy's side."

You Ruo walked up to Xiong Ba obediently, then climbed onto Xiong Ba's thigh, hugged Xiong Ba's neck, looked at Xiong Ba with an innocent face and smiled: "Daddy, are you angry?"

"How come, even if you are angry, when Daddy sees Ruo'er, no matter how angry he is."

Xiong Ba touched You Ruo's face, it was as tender as tofu, her daughter was really too cute, the guys in front of her couldn't compare at all.

"Then since daddy is fine, you can play games with me." You Ruo's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he looked at Xiongba expectantly, his eyes were as bright as purple grapes, very pretty.

Xiongba's heart softened even more.

But Xiong Ba was not taken in by his daughter's eyes, his eyes flashed, and he said with a smile: "Daddy is very busy, I don't have time to play with you."

Seeing the disappointment on her daughter's tender face, she said again: "Let the three senior brothers play with you, okay?"

"But they are not as good as daddy!" You Ruo despised the three senior brothers.

"If you teach them more, they will get used to it. You see, Dad didn't cooperate well before, but now he has the best tacit understanding with you. It's not through practice."

Yes, they are all refined, a handful of bitter tears.

Sure enough, You Ruo nodded and said:

"Okay then, I'll take the three senior brothers away, daddy can continue to work."

Xiongba let go of You Ruo, and said lovingly:

"Go."

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As soon as the four of them went out, they saw Kong Ci standing there. Kong Ci was in charge of serving Qin Shuang and Bu Jingyun Niefeng's personal servant girl. Seeing the young master being trained, she felt worried and had been standing outside for an entire hour. Hearing Xiongba's scolding just now, she didn't know what to do, she originally wanted to ask the eldest lady for help, but she was timid, and she just came to the Tianxiahui, so she didn't dare to disturb the eldest lady, so she could only wait outside and worry about it.

Fortunately, the eldest lady still came, she had heard that Xiongba dotes on the eldest lady.

Sure enough, it didn't take long to see the three young masters and the eldest lady coming out together.

Kong Ci said happily:

"My maidservants see the eldest lady and the three young masters, the three young masters, how are you all doing?"

"It's okay, thanks to You Ruo."

Qin Shuang patted You Ruo's head and said.

You Ruo looked up and pouted and complained:

"The elder brother said he was grateful, but he didn't express it at all."

"Then why not invite you to eat your favorite baked sweet potato, but don't let the master know, otherwise there will be no next time, okay?"

"Well, since you're so sincere, I'll reluctantly agree." You Ruo acted as if she was being nice when she got a bargain.

She doesn't really like roasted sweet potatoes, but she just likes the atmosphere, and because she has a bad stomach, Xiong Ba won't let her eat things that tend to accumulate food, and it's a little exciting to eat secretly, especially if she doesn't get caught, she will look forward to it next time.

"If you like it, I'll make it for you." Qin Shuang stroked You Ruo's hair without suggesting, with a good brother look on his face.

And Nie Feng was obediently standing beside Qin Shuang. As for Bu Jingyun, who looked like a bear that I don't want to play with you, they were all a bunch of bears.

You Ruo shook her head, as if Bu Jingyun gave her a lot of headaches, she didn't know that she was the one who gave others headaches the most, everyone in the world was most afraid of her sudden whim and wanting to play the youngest game again.