Xiaoyanbao's counterattack and scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

Shen Mu leaned forward to block his mouth, and took off his clothes. The kiss was so simple and rough that Lu Shinian's hands and feet were so soft after being kissed, he just hung in Shen Mu's arms and let him move. It didn't take long. It was stripped clean.

Shen Mu saw that Lu Shinian's eyes were charming, and he fell limply in his arms, and said with a low smile: "Here I am thinking about the emperor's serious correction of state affairs, and then thinking about the king that everyone looks up to but lying under me right now." , I can't hold back just imagining it."

Lu Shinian felt a little ashamed to move here, but after hearing what he said, he was more excited, and his body began to tremble slightly.

Shen Mu thought he was afraid: "The emperor is not willing?"

Lu Shinian struggled and reprimanded angrily: "The general is getting more and more aggressive."

Shen Mu forcefully put his legs on his shoulders, wrapped his arms around him and said, "Will the emperor not know how much I can enter?"

It took Lu Shinian a while to realize what he meant, and immediately blushed, turning his head aside.Brother, what you enter is not a ruler, but a foot, every time there is a feeling of being pierced in the stomach.

Shen Mu lowered his head and kneaded his butt, and said in his mouth: "The emperor's butt is so white, is this place welcoming me?"

He squeezed hard and raised his face to look at Lu Shinian with a half-smile.

Lu Shinian flinched, pressed his lips together tightly, and endured great pain.

Shen Mu lightly smiled and said: "Since the emperor wants the military talisman so much, there is no reason not to try it after getting it."

Lu Shinian's eyes widened, full of panic, he glanced at the tiger talisman that was placed aside, and looked at Shen Mu with a trembling body, "Big brother, don't be kidding, it will kill you."

Seeing his little movements, Shen Mu felt indescribably happy, gritted his teeth and licked the mark on his earlobe: "I won't hurt the emperor."

Lu Shinian relaxed slightly, thinking it was a heavy mouth when he came up, it scared me to death.

Seeing his relieved look, Shen Mu laughed twice, pulled the bulky man over and looked at Lu Shinian, a cold feeling spread from his skin.

Lu Shinian's eyes widened, the big brother didn't mean anything.

Shen Mu: "Why is the emperor nervous, I just want to give the emperor a stamp."

With the weight off his shoulders, Lu Shinian stared at Shen Mu with a humiliated look.

Shen Mu picked up the bulky one and rubbed it on the Indonesian on the desk, lightly rubbing it on Lu Shinian's snow-white buttocks, the red and white is really cute.

Lu Shinian was speechless. Could it be that this was stamped before selling the pig, but the blue color has changed to red.

Shen Mu kissed that place, said: "The emperor is now a member of my Shen family."

Lu Shinian: Hehe, the whole world is mine, when did I become yours.

Shen Mu rubbed Lu Shinian's buttocks, leaned over in front of him, and said with a low laugh: "Your Majesty, don't worry, if you feel that this big seal is not easy to use with the Emperor, then I still have a private seal. A private seal is much more useful than a military talisman, what if the emperor doesn't want it?"

Lu Shinian was taken aback, private seal, what is a private seal, is it Shen Mu's own seal?

Shen Mu took out a rectangular seal and said: "If the emperor wants a minister, he will give it to you, but even if the emperor does not want a minister, he still wants to give it to the emperor as a token of love."

Lu Shinian didn't understand what he meant by what he said, so he might have to stamp it, thinking of his butt, it really looks like pork waiting to be marketed.

Lu Shinian froze when something cold touched him, and his voice was terrified: "What are you doing?"

Shen Mu: "I heard that the emperor has met with Imperial Physician Xu?"

Lu Shinian didn't know why he suddenly mentioned Xu Qing, and replied instinctively, "He came to check on me."

Nonsense, I have to have a comprehensive physical examination once a month, otherwise I don't know how I died in the end.

Shen Mu's face showed a grievance: "I know whether the emperor is in good health. Didn't I check the emperor inside and out every night?"

Lu Shinian gritted his teeth: "Shen Mu, don't go too far."

Shen Mu's grievance was even worse: "It's the minister who went too far, so much that the emperor wanted to reprimand the minister for his fault in front of Imperial Physician Xu."

Lu Shinian felt cold all over his body, flinched, and gasped loudly: "I didn't."

Shen Mu took a deep breath and pressed hard: "Is it still unclear if there is an emperor?"

The sharp edges and corners of the seal pierced Lu Shinian's skin with pain. Tears overflowed from the corners of his eyes. He grabbed Shen Mu's shoulder and said, "Shen Mu, it hurts."

He is in pain, so Shen Mu's heart is naturally also in pain.

His tone immediately slowed down, and he kissed away the tears from the corners of his eyes: "Your Majesty, I will not pursue the matter of Concubine Qi for the time being, but the matter of Xu Qing hopes that you can keep a distance from him."

After all, Concubine Qi committed suicide by herself, which is very easy to solve, but Xu Qing is usually trembling, it is really not easy to find out what is wrong, and for a while, he wanted to find a better reason to get him out of the palace quietly. is impossible.

The private seal was pushed deeper and deeper, and Lu Shinian repeatedly nodded in agreement, holding Shen Mu's arm tightly with both hands and looking at him with tears in his eyes.

Everything you say is right, I'm dying of pain.

But Shen Mu didn't stop moving his hands, said: "Even if the emperor agrees now, he still has to give some punishment, if it doesn't hurt, he will do it again next time."

Lu Shinian gritted his teeth: "..." This bastard has been talking nonsense, what a man he is.

There was constant crying and begging for mercy in the room, which gradually stopped until late at night.

In the early morning of the next day, Lu Shinian sat down on the dragon chair with his head drooping and listened to the ministers' report on the recent situation, and another officer brought up the matter of the military talisman.

Lu Shinian raised his face abruptly, stared at Shen Mu and gritted his teeth and said, "General Shen has already handed over the soldier talisman to me."

Everyone raised their heads to look at Shen Mu, Shen Mu took two steps, lowered his head calmly and said: "Yesterday, the military talisman was handed over to the emperor, and a private seal was handed over at the same time."

Everyone was full of surprise. What does it mean to submit a private seal? Does it mean that the emperor's meaning is the general's meaning in the future?

I kept guessing in my heart, but I still replied "yes" respectfully.

Lu Shinian was restless sitting on it, his face was flushed, and he stared at Shen Mu's smiling face with hatred. Because of sitting, the private mark in his body became more and more obvious, but that person's face was indifferent, but his eyes were Full of desire, seeing Lu Shinian limp in hands and feet, he immediately stood up. Fortunately, his robes were wide enough to hide his embarrassment.

"Since the matter has been resolved, if there is nothing else, let's retreat." Lu Shinian waved his hand, and before the people below had time to speak, he quickly turned and left.

Everyone: "..." Why don't you call out if you have something to do and leave the court if there is nothing to do, the minister still has something to do.

Ever since Shen Mu came back from the border, Lu Shinian felt that he was becoming more and more slack about the serious business of going to court. Sometimes he couldn't get up the next day, so he just announced that he would not go. After all, even if he wanted to force Some people don't want to support it.

Lu Shinian knew from personal experience what it means that the king will not come to court early, and thanks to the blessing of the heavens, everything in the world is peaceful and there is no need for him.

Qinghe tremblingly followed behind to protect the driver. During this time, the emperor's temper became more and more eccentric. Although it was not difficult to get along with, it always seemed strange. It's just that the emperor always liked to be alone, and he didn't know what happened. , and did not dare to ask presumptuously, so he had to swallow all doubts in his stomach.

Lu Shinian was a little road-crazy, and no one dared to walk ahead of him in normal times, just in case he went the wrong way. Every time he went down to the palace, the route he took was always the same, and it never changed.

As I walked, I felt that the seal was falling down because of the lubricating effect of the grease, and I couldn't hold on any longer. I just wanted to see the three characters of Yangxindian when I looked up.

Lu Shinian couldn't bear it. The sharp edges and corners irritated his skin because of the rubbing, and the pain was severe: "I didn't expect the ancients to play this kind of fun."

After all, the clothes are still in good condition, and the system doesn't need to be locked up. He can still talk to him, but his attitude is much colder, and he said, "Aren't you looking forward to it?"

Lu Shinian was shy, but it still hurt more, he flattened the corners of his mouth: "Expectation is anticipation, and I really enjoyed it last night, but how could I have the mind to do other things after stuffing it inside?"

The system snorted coldly: "You didn't see doing other things when you didn't have that thing."

Lu Shinian: "..."

"How can you say that? I plan to visit Qi Anran recently. Doesn't it mean that the fate value has not increased?"

The system sneered: "Do you still remember her?"

Lu Shinian inexplicably felt a chill go down his back, and said with a sneer, "I saw that the fortune value had been rising before, so I wanted to let it rise first."

Indeed, after letting Qi Anran come out of the cold palace before, he completely forgot about this person. He only occasionally thought about it when he heard the system report the fate value, but he went out again soon.

System: "Hmph."

Lu Shinian: "...", why do I always feel that my relationship with the system has been adjusted now, and I am begging the system to do things.

Lu Shinian walked with no other distractions, all his thoughts were on clenching his legs and hurrying back to the bedroom.

Qing He whispered beside him: "Your Majesty."

Lu Shinian raised his head in confusion, "Huh?"

It's just that Lu Shinian knew what was wrong before Qinghe had to speak.

Qi Anran finally couldn't sit still, and was finally willing to let go of his noble figure to seduce him. Thinking of this, Lu Shinian was a little eager to try and slap him in the face, but now his body is completely weak, Qi Anran came at the wrong time up.

Lu Shinian took a quick glance, and knew that Qi Anran must have dressed up on purpose. These days, his figure was much thinner than when he saw it in the cold palace last time, and there were faint marks of sunken cheeks. Thinking about it, even if he was out of the cold palace, because he had something hidden in his heart, he would still be having a bad time.

Although Li Chengzhe was not punished for the last disaster relief food incident, but because this matter was handed over to Mr. Li for preparation, after re-counting, it was found that Li Chengzhe brought more silver taels and food than reported that day, so that later Mr. Li When I was in charge of this matter, I couldn't gather enough food for a while, which caused a lot of trouble for the disaster relief.

Fortunately, as Shen Mu said, the food money that was robbed from Li Chengzhe ended up in the hands of the refugees, but in a different form, and it was Lu Shinian's hope that no harm would be done to the innocent.

But there was no punishment last time, and it is impossible not to take some measures this time.

Unable to think of other ideas, Lu Shinian simply restrained his feet. No one in the court said that Lu Shinian was wrong. They all felt that this should be a lesson. The sixth prince has experienced too little. Okay, if you want to join the government and engage in official career, it is still a bit difficult.

Even the people under the empress dowager who originally wanted to stand by Li Chengzhe's side to beg for mercy couldn't open their mouths. What Li Chengzhe did from the beginning to the end was quite unpopular. If he lied about his majesty, then he would be serious about his deceit and desertion, and he could lie about disaster relief. It seems that the real person is still different from the rumored Mr. Pian Pianjia.

Presumably Li Chengzhe couldn't come to Qi Anran during this time. This woman has no nourishment of love and admiration of all kinds of cannon fodder, and because she violated the oath at that time, she begged to be out of the cold palace but was left out in the cold. Naturally, there are all kinds of servant girls around I often point fingers at her, no wonder the value of Miserable Fate rose so quickly some time ago.

The fighting power of ordinary eunuchs and court ladies is amazing enough, not to mention the batch that Shen Mu specially prepared for Qi Anran, their skills are not a joke.

Qi Anran wore a light green gauze dress with a long skirt reaching the floor. She was elegant and without any decorations. Her bangs were combed casually but neatly, and her hair was loosely pulled back, just like the way Lee Seung-hyun dressed when he first met her. .The waist has been lenient, not only because of the thinness, but also because I need to hide my stomach.

Lu Shinian looked at her with a smile in his eyes, yes, Qi Anran was pregnant, and it belonged to Li Chengzhe.

She can wait, but the child cannot wait.

In the original book, Qi Anran, at the instigation of Li Chengzhe, hooked up with Li Chengxuan to visit her in Lenggong, and the two immediately had a relationship. Although the difference was more than a month, the child was still born early.

Lu Shinian looked around her waist twice. Many things were different. I don't know if this child... is still there.

Qi Anran stopped in the flower group, always so haggard, even the gorgeous flowers around her could not conceal her beauty, there was a small lake beside the flowers, a few white cranes croaked their necks, and sometimes they pecked at the calm water surface, leisurely and contented , A gust of wind drifted by, tiny petals were flying all over the sky.

She stood in front of a gorgeous red peony to appreciate it, but it was really the touch of blue in the glamorous fragrance that caught the eye, and she was really a beauty like a flower.

But obviously Lu Shinian didn't have such cultural attainments. He only spent his time in school going in and out of bars, drinking and drinking, and now he only thought of red and green. safely?"

Qi Anran seemed to have just discovered Lu Shinian, turned around in panic and immediately knelt down: "Your Majesty."

Lu Shinian moved his legs and stretched out his hands to help, but in the end he said in place, "Get up."

Qi Anran stood with lowered eyebrows, with a square handkerchief twisted in his hand, he wanted to speak but didn't know how to say it.

Lu Shinian said in a low voice: "An Ran, are you... looking for me?"

Qi Anran's face turned pale, and she bowed down with panic all over her face: "I don't dare, I just passed by by chance."

Lu Shinian looked at her and said, "It's still early, so you came to enjoy the flowers?"

A trace of humiliation flashed across Qi Anran's downcast eyes, and it disappeared immediately, biting his lower lip and saying: "The emperor hasn't visited my concubine for a long time."

It took Lu Shinian a while to say: "An Ran once said that she doesn't like me to go more often."

Qi Anran was furious, his arms tensed up to resist the desire to turn his head and walk straight away, and said in a crying voice: "The emperor once said that he loves his concubine in this life."

Lu Shinian sighed and said, "I only have you as a woman." Men don't count.

Qi Anran held back tears: "Does the emperor's previous words still count?"

Lu Shinian turned his face away, and suppressed the expression on his face: "Naturally, I asked An Ran before if he thought clearly?"

Qi Anran stopped crying and said: "Anran has considered it clearly since the emperor left that day, voluntarily moving out of the cold palace is proof, Your Majesty."

Lu Shinian originally wanted to continue talking with Qi Anran, but he stood there for too long, and the seal tended to fall off, so he quickly contracted his sphincter and said hurriedly: "I have important things to do today, I'll go to another day Look at An Ran."

Regardless of what he said, Qi Anran was still kneeling on the ground, stiffly walking towards the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Qi Anran, who was behind him, looked at his retreating back, gritted his teeth and tore at the handkerchief: "Li Chengxuan, one day I will let you taste the feeling of being involuntarily controlled by others."

It's just that Cheng Zhe is still locked up in the mansion by this person, and many things are inconvenient to do, otherwise, how could she act in advance.

As soon as Lu Shinian turned around, he heard the system prompting that the misery value had reached 70.00%. He didn't know why it suddenly rose, but he couldn't take it anymore, and just wanted to hurry to the bedroom.

Outside the hall, Qinghe and the others retreated habitually and consciously. When Lu Shinian pushed the door, he was picked up. The feeling of weightlessness in the air dazzled his eyes.

Lu Shinian was angry for a while, he still hadn't forgotten how this man shamefully stuffed the seal into his body this morning, threatening himself not to take it out without permission.

Shen Mu: "Why did the emperor come back so late?"

Lu Shinian glared at him, pretending to be a fart, why don't you know why I came back so late.

He didn't speak, but he didn't struggle either.

Shen Mu smiled: "The emperor is angry?"

Lu Shinian didn't answer, but just stared fixedly at the stack of memorials piled up on the desk behind Shen Mu, his eyebrows furrowed tightly, he didn't know when he would be able to correct so many, he wrote them one by one, and wrote them down by hand. It's about to break, I have never been so serious about homework before.

Seeing his displeasure, Shen Mu hugged him and gently put him on the couch, and whispered in his ear: "Do you know that your beloved Concubine Qi is pregnant?"