The European King's anchor hits the African Chief God [e-sports]

Gu Feizhou was momentarily at a loss for words.

Lin Jinou continued: "I think we can't let my brother be wronged. There is nothing in the hotel, except that the 'things' are well-equipped, which saves you from going to the store to buy them, so..."

As the young master spoke, he began to undress again.

"..."

Gu Feizhou was half helpless and half contemptuous of himself. He looked at Lin Jinou, pressed his forehead with some headaches, then put his legs down, and went straight to the bathroom.

One morning, he was teased three times, and if he didn't solve it, he was afraid that he would leave some psychological shadow, and the young master's sexual happiness would be no longer guaranteed.

On the bed, listening to the sound of the toilet flushing, the young master scratched the hair on his head in frustration.

Am I too frustrated, or is Gu Feizhou too difficult to tease?

Lin Jinou decided to ask the majority of netizens for help.

He posted on a very well-known anonymous forum:

What should I do if my boyfriend refuses to applaud me?

This forum has a lot of traffic, and soon, there will be a reply below:

1L: Girl, this is a good man!

2L: Is the first floor serious?

3L: The first floor looks like a little sister who has never had a serious relationship.My sister is here to tell you that there is no cat who doesn’t steal sex, and there is no man who doesn’t want to throw his girlfriend down. If he refuses to make out with you, there is only one reason, and that is that he doesn’t love you enough.

Lin Jinou: "..."

What kind of logic ghost came to this conclusion?

Gu Feizhou doesn't love him, how is it possible?

Gu Feizhou obviously loves him badly, how about Lin Jinou? !

The young master automatically ignored these replies that seemed fake and hard to be self-righteous at first glance, and continued to read.

12L: Harm, what does this mean?It's nothing more than the landlord, your boyfriend has a hidden disease!

Lin Jinou scrolled through the forum with a dazed look on his face.

Just at this time, Gu Feizhou finished solving his personal problems. He looked at Lin Jinou and asked, "Should we continue to rest for a while, or go back directly?"

The reason why the Eldest Young Master "framed" Gu Feizhou to the hotel was to do something shameful, but now it is clear that this good wish is going to be wasted, so it is better to go back.

"I can go back directly," Lin Jinou said, "but aren't you tired? It will take another two hours to go back."

"It's okay," Gu Feizhou nodded, "Sit and play with your phone for a while, and after I pack up your things for you, we'll set off."

Lin Jinou didn't comment on this issue, but just kept staring at Gu Feizhou.

Gu Feizhou's expression was inexplicable, he hesitated for a while, and then said: "Do you want to ask me any questions?"

Lin Jinou blinked his eyes, but his eyes still stayed on Gu Feizhou's face, and he asked slowly: "Boyfriend, are you not good at that?"

Gu Feizhou: "..."

The master is almost laughed at by the child's innocent question. After the college entrance examination, once the child is liberated and has no limits, he can compose a song "Everywhere". But he took into account Lin Jinou's age, His strong sense of morality made him unable to take that step, but now, he is considered by the other party to have a hidden disease?

He stared at Lin Jinou, raised a malicious arc at the corner of his mouth, and asked, "Boyfriend, do you remember how sore your hands were when you turned on the manual transmission?"

Lin Jinou: "..."

Grass.

Almost forgot about this.

Hot chicken netizens, don't compare blindly if you don't understand.

Just relying on the terrible endurance of my boyfriend, if he can't do it, I'm afraid that almost all the men in this world will have to go to the Andrology Hospital to register to see a specialist clinic.

Gu Feizhou looked at the silent eldest young master, couldn't help laughing, walked over and rubbed the dull hair on the other's head, and said with a smile: "Imagination is quite rich."

Lin Jinou: "..."

The two casually ate some natural pesticide-free vegetables from the farm at the foot of the mountain, and then continued to walk into the city. After all, it was an underground relationship that was being discussed without telling the parents of both parties, and today happened to be the weekend, and Lin Ranxia was at home. People didn't dare to waste any more, after Gu Feizhou sent Lin Jinou home, he went straight back to the countryside.

Lin Jinou spent almost the whole day on that forum today.

He was lying on the bed and swiping his phone. He didn't expect that the post he posted was pushed to the homepage of the forum. Everyone in the anonymous forum didn't care much. Lin Jinou glanced at it. His post has become a place for girls to sue their boyfriends. It was posted together, and the accusation was divided into two groups, but neither of them was a good word.

One group said that being with a boyfriend who is not good enough is really too much suffering, because their sense of morality prevents them from cheating physically; the other group said that being with a boyfriend who doesn’t love them is really too much suffering, and warned the majority of sisters Ladies, when looking for a boyfriend, you must find the one who loves you, not the one you love, otherwise you will suffer.

Lin Jinou looked at the mysterious direction of this post, and felt a little magical, and he seemed to know why things turned out like this, because the name of the post contained the word "boyfriend".In an era when homosexuality is still not tolerated by most people, when everyone sees the word "boyfriend" in a post, the first reaction is that the poster is a girl.

But in real life, the most indispensable thing is big pig's hooves, so as soon as his post was posted, it immediately aroused the crazy complaints from the young ladies and sisters, and they couldn't stop.

So, the young master sent a new post:

My girlfriend won't applaud me, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent.

Lin Jinou said in his heart, now we can't misunderstand that this post is from a girl, right?

However, the young master only guessed one of them, not the other.Soon, new replies poured into the thread.

1L: Forcing other girls?The scumbag is dead!

2L: Where did the scumbag come from?roll!

3L: Get the hell out, you scumbag!

4L: Why are you looking for a girlfriend?Can't you go directly to Pao.you?

5L: Use this building to tell the passing sisters that when you meet that kind of cheating, scumbag man, just step on a few of his high-heeled shoes and it will be right.

Lin Jinou clutched his crotch, dumbfounded: "..."

Very good, this time I finally stopped treating him as a poster as a girl, but who can tell him——

Why did he suddenly become a "dead scumbag"?

Where did these netizens come from?Such a rich imagination? !

How many of his hands do you want to step on?

His boyfriend was the first to disagree!

The young master was so angry that he wanted to drop his phone. He thought about it again for a long time, and felt that the key to the problem was that everyone still had a one-sided understanding. They didn't realize that the person who posted the post was male and his partner was also a male, otherwise there would always be Influence the evaluation and judgment of netizens.

Lin Jinou posted the third post:

I'm a guy, but my boyfriend won't applaud me, what's going on?

1L: Why are there so many posts about the subject applauding recently?

2L: Did I drift away?Why am I a solo mother who clicked into this post?

3L: emmmmmmm... Are all the gays this flamboyant now?

4L: Sure enough, when men flirt, we girls have nothing to do.

Lin Jinou: "..."

Is this really the worst session of netizens he has ever seen?

Can't you grasp the key point of the matter?

Physical education teachers can't teach you such poor comprehension skills!

The young master was as tired as a dog, and continued to scroll through the posts. There were a lot of replies, and it didn't take long for him to turn the page.

132L: My fellow gay tell you, as long as you take off your pants, stick up your butt and call your husband, I don’t believe that the other party will remain indifferent, unless he has hidden diseases.

When Lin Jinou saw this building, he sighed with relief in his heart, and said that he had finally found a fellow man, but after a closer look, he only wanted to ask three words:

What the hell?

Why is he poking his ass?

Lin Jinou typed indignantly:

The host replied to floor 132: I am one, thank you [/smile].

Soon, the other party came back:

"Reply to the host: What the hell? I thought they were sisters, but I didn't expect you to be 1!!!"

Holding the phone, Lin Jinou rolled his eyes on the spot.

Sure enough, is the gay circle full of lonely people wandering around the world? !

And, who is your sister?

Immediately afterwards, the other party replied:

"Reply to the poster: Sir, do you want a date? If your boyfriend doesn't applaud with you, I can! Add vx: baoer999."

Lin Jinou: "..."

Fuck off!

The spicy chicken forum is not reliable at all!

As soon as he woke up the next morning, Lin Jinou felt the cold and wet sheet on the bed sheet, which was nothing surprising, he was about to die, and it was quite normal to have this kind of dream.

However, what's abnormal is that he dreamed that he called Gu Feizhou "husband" in his dream, and his butt was pouted, which is exactly what the hungry gay in yesterday's post said.

There is everything in the dream, so the young master finally fulfilled his long-cherished wish in the dream and happily did an I.

It's just that there is a discrepancy with reality... or, in other words, with the reality that the young master thinks in his heart.

In the dream, he was the one below.

The point is, after waking up, Lin Jinou felt very happy!

That post, that gay is poisonous!

The young master sat on the bed, covered his face and sighed.

However, in all fairness, apart from the difference in the upper and lower positions, the young master thinks this dream is very perfect and pleasant!

As someone who passed the college entrance examination with almost 700 points, transformed from a scumbag to a top student in the eyes of others, Lin Jinou felt that he had some experiences that he could selectively learn from.

For example, calling "husband" or something.

——After all, in the dream, when Gu Feizhou heard him call "husband", he couldn't suppress the prehistoric power in his body, and then he was so confused.

Now a boyfriend, and later a husband.Since it was a matter of time, the young master felt that it would be okay to advance the date.

Lin Jinou is a real fighter in some aspects, and he is really nervous, if calling "husband" can bring you a pleasant experience, then why not do it?

Thinking of this, Lin Jinou took a taxi to the countryside after a simple wash and meal—the premise of a pleasant experience is that two people have to meet.

When he arrived at Gu's house in about seven or eight minutes, he clicked on the top avatar on WeChat and sent a voice message:

"husband?"

The transmission speed of radio waves was very fast, almost at the same time, Gu Feizhou clicked on the voice of his own children.

The young man's voice belonged to the clear one, but the word "husband" carried the laziness unique to boys, and it sounded like a kind of unsatisfactory lust.

Gu Feizhou's pupils suddenly widened, his hands trembled, and his fingers pressed randomly on the keyboard.

Lin Jinou received a string of garbled characters.

Your Ouhuang father:?

The author has something to say: Harm, look at the one who excited the great god.

At this time, if you call your husband while doing something, you won't be so excited?

I envy the little bird brother.

The next chapter will be live~

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