[Korean Entertainment] If not

My name is Jin Shixi and I am 9 years old.

Gold is the gold of gold, the world is the world, and pity is An Jinxi's pity.

Because the teacher asked everyone to write a weekly diary during the summer vacation, so Mommy bought me a diary with a blond-haired anime character printed on it.

Mommy said that this man was her favorite, named Arthur Kirkland.

——But, isn’t Mommy’s favorite man me?

When I raised my head and asked Mommy like this, Mommy was stunned for a while, then screamed and said "so cute" and rushed to kiss me.

...Well, I'm used to it.Because mommy likes to do this to me since I was a kid—showing off?I don't have it!Because I also like Mommy the most!

My mommy is the most beautiful woman in the world, even men are not as good-looking as her.

Mommy taught me this sentence, although I don't know why Mommy wants to compare with men, and I don't know why Dadbi and Uncle Zaizhong look so ugly when they hear this sentence, but I still like Mommy the most. Mickey!

My mommy is a superstar, as long as I stand on the street and call her name, the whole street will turn their heads to look at me.

But Uncle Hiiragi Yun said that it was because of them because they thought I was a lunatic...Hmph!I don't believe Uncle Zhongyun's words. Mommy said I'm the smartest, so I'm not crazy!I hate Uncle Hiiragi Yun the most!Next time I will put a lot of chili peppers in Uncle Zhongyun’s bowl when he comes to eat at home—this is what Uncle Guixian taught me. To kill, but also to come together openly and secretly.I think Uncle Guixian is right, but why did I feel so cold when he told me?

My mommy is super awesome.

She can sing and dance, she can write songs and compose, she can be coquettish and cute, and she can easily kill and set fire... Well, what seems wrong?In short, Mommy is the best!Many celebrities call Mommy Senior, even Dadbi and uncles call Mommy Senior—but why Dad is older than Mommy? ...Ahhh, I can't say it's old, but Mommy said it has a taste, just like the old chicken soup made by Uncle Han Ji, the older it is, the more flavorful it is, the better it tastes!But why did Dad's face turn darker after I said that? ——Well, Dad really is like what Uncle Guixian said, moody. Sure enough, I like Mommy the most, but I hate Dad the most!

Mommy always says that I look like Dad, but I don't think so. I'm obviously much more handsome than Dad, and I like Mommy more than Dad!

—My daddy is a big bad guy.

Daddy is good-looking, but very mean.Mommy said that this is called a femme fatale. Although I don't understand it very well, what Mommy said is right!

Every time Mommy and I agreed to sleep together, Dad would come out of nowhere and threaten me that boys should be independent and not always rely on others, otherwise they would be spoiled.

Humph, I don't believe it!I'm not an idiot, if that's the case, why would Dad sleep with Mommy more than you? Isn't it dependent on Mommy, isn't it afraid of the dark?

But Uncle Zhengzhu said, when Princess Jin speaks, I just need to listen... By the way, who is Princess Jin?

Uncle Shiyuan also told me that it’s fine to complain about things like this in your heart, and not let others hear you.Even if I don't know what sarcasm is, I still think he's right - it would be great if Uncle Shi Yuan was my dad.

Apart from Mommy, Uncle Han Ju and Uncle Guixian, Uncle Siwon is my favorite person.

Uncle Shi Yuan said that I am a little prince because my mommy is a queen and my daddy is a princess.

I don't quite understand, aren't only girls princesses?Is Daddy a girl?

Although I don't understand, I like that Uncle Shi Yuan calls me Xiao Wang.Of course, I think Uncle Shiyuan is more like a prince than me; I told Mommy, and Mommy also thinks it is very similar, but Dadbi is the only one who says he doesn't, and his face is still dark in a mess-as expected Dadbi is an idiot.

Uncle Han Ju is my favorite person besides Mommy.

Uncle Han Ju is gentle and handsome, and he will cook a lot of delicious food... Uncle Han Ju's chicken soup is the most delicious!Yellow soup with pork ribs, thick juice sprinkled with various seasonings and green onions... Well, I can't write any more, or my mouth will drool.

Uncle Han Ju is not only good at cooking, but also many girls like him.

When Mommy and I went out wearing sunglasses last time, I saw a lot of girls screaming loudly while hugging Uncle Han Ju’s photo; Mommy said it’s called star chasing—it’s amazing, Mommy understands everything!

But why so many girls like Uncle Han Ju, but Uncle Han Ju is still not married?

I asked Mommy, and Mommy was silent for a while, but said she didn't know.

I didn't quite believe it, but Mommy looked like she was about to cry at that time; I didn't dare to continue asking, so I hid the question and went home to ask Dad.

Daddy was annoying, but sometimes he knew a lot.

But after I finished asking, Dad was silent for a long time, and finally said he didn't know.

- I think I'm angry!

Daddy and Mommy are playing tricks on me!

I want to run away from home!

So today I stuffed my little notebook into my little schoolbag and ran away to Uncle Yunhao's house.

Uncle Yunhao was startled when he saw me, and asked me if I had told my parents about it, I said yes, and then Uncle Yunhao believed it.

——Uncle Yunhao is such an idiot.

I feel like I just crushed Uncle Yunhao in terms of IQ, just like Mommy said.

Uncle Yunhao's house is very big.

I heard from Mommy that Uncle Yunhao originally lived with Uncle Zaizhong and the others, but later because they both got fat and the house was too small to live in, they lived separately.

But the corners of Uncle Yunhao's mouth began to twitch after hearing what I said. He told me not to listen to Mommy's nonsense, and Mommy is teaching the children bad.

Then I asked Uncle Yunhao if he knew everything.

Although Uncle Yunhao doesn't know everything, at least he knows better than me.

——Hmph, it seems that when I have a question to ask him, I will not care about it like him.

I asked Uncle Yunhao why Uncle Han Ju is not married yet.

Uncle Yunhao was stunned for a while, then told me that this was the same reason as his not getting married.

I suddenly remembered that Uncle Yunhao wasn't married either, so I asked Uncle Yunhao why he wasn't married either, and whether there were no girls who liked him.

Uncle Yunhao has many girls who like him.

I do not believe.

Uncle Yunhao just smiled and didn't say anything to me.

I counted my hands several times, but Uncle Yunhao ignored me.

Adhering to the idea that the prime minister can support others, I will not bother with Uncle Yunhao that he ignores my mistakes.

I raised my head and asked Uncle Yunhao again if the girls who like him are not good-looking. (Actually, I still don’t quite believe that many girls like Uncle Yunhao)

Uncle Yunhao instead asked me what it means to be good-looking.

——What does it mean to look good?

I bit my finger, thought about it, and said, Mommy looks good like that!

Uncle Yunhao smiled and answered me, your mommy is really pretty like that.

I seemed to suddenly understand something.

I bit my finger, tilted my head and asked, Uncle Yunhao, do you like my mommy?

Uncle Yunhao seemed to be stopped by my question. After a long silence, he nodded and said with a smile, yes.

I'm surprised, Uncle Yunhao really likes Mommy?Does Uncle Yunhao want to be my stepfather?

After hearing what I said, Uncle Yunhao couldn't laugh or cry, and asked me why I had such an idea.

I didn't answer him, I just patted him on the shoulder very calmly and said, Uncle Yunhao, you are late, Uncle Shiyuan is my stepfather, you can only be the third one now.

Uncle Yunhao didn't speak, but the corners of his mouth twitched again.

Originally, I only comforted Uncle Yunhao for his pity, but who would have thought that Uncle Yunhao would be so hateful!He even told Dad and Mommy my whereabouts.

Looking at Dad and Mommy at the door during dinner, I feel my heart is broken, and I will never love again in this life.

——Uncle Yunhao, I hate you!

I don't want you to be my third father!

... woo woo woo, butt hurts qaq

Dad beat me, but Mommy didn't stop him.

I have to run away from home tomorrow!

After writing so much, my diary should be finished, right?

On xx, xx, xx, Jin Shixi Ji

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--"Ha ha ha ha!"

After reading her son's diary, An Jin was overwhelmed with joy, almost going crazy from laughing.

She rolls around on the bed with a diary laughing.

Jin Xiche sat on the edge of the sofa with a sullen face and gritted his teeth.

"Ha, no, I'm laughing to death."

An Jinxi smiled and said, "Brother Che, you are so thoroughly disliked by Baby Shixi!"

She couldn't help laughing again.

"Yeah! An Jinxi, you're never finished!"

Jin Xiche turned his head angrily, and glanced at her menacingly with his beautiful phoenix eyes.

She immediately sat up obediently, shut her mouth, and pretended nothing happened.

However, the smile in her eyes and the corners of her mouth that she couldn't hide no matter how hard she tried, still announced everything arrogantly.

Jin Xiche narrowed his eyes, walked over, hugged her in his arms, let her sit on his lap and snorted coldly, "Oh, did Miss An want to find a stepfather for Shi Xi so soon?"

Subconsciously went upstairs to his neck.

She was taken aback for a moment, then remembered what was written in Shi Xi's diary, and immediately laughed and fell into his arms.

Jin Xiche's teeth were itchy, but he had no choice but to grab someone and kiss him a few times.

Unable to make a sound, he was passively kissed several times.

An Jinxi waited for him to finish kissing, hugged herself in her arms, took his hand with a smile and played with his fingers and said, "You shouldn't hit Shixi today."

"Hmph, if you don't say it, the next time you run away from home, you may go to Yunhao's house."

Letting her hold his hand, Jin Xiche put his arms around An Jinxi's waist and said, "You are so courageous, I don't know who will be abducted next time."

"It's up to you."

An Jin smiled, leaned over and kissed him on the cheek.

Then he leaned on his shoulder and said, "But to be honest, I also think Brother Geng and the others are old enough to find a wife."

"Of course I should look for it. To save them, they will always miss my wife."

"Short oil, which vinegar barrel has been overturned?"

An Jinxi couldn't help but teased with a sneer.

"Your home."

As he said, he leaned over and kissed her lips.

——The room is cozy.