Drunken Master

The oxygen content in the lungs has been pushed to the lowest limit, Pei Yan's consciousness began to blur, and his movements were slow.The underwater stunt frogman rushed towards him, covering his mouth and nose with an oxygen breathing device.

He seemed to see someone's shadow, that familiar silhouette, a big hand from the water, slowly and with difficulty, struggling to grab his chest!But his clothes had been torn too badly before, so he didn't catch it at the first time, the clothes were scratched even more, and there was a "tear" sound, causing him to fall out of his hand...

He fell deeper and deeper.

A few more hands stretched out from all around, grabbed him quickly, and lifted him out of the water...

Everyone broke out of the water almost at the same time!

Suddenly exposed to the blue sky and white clouds, the midday sun shone on his face, making him dizzy.The instant entry of oxygen caused a tingling pain in the lungs.Pei Yan felt exhausted as soon as he opened his mouth to breathe. His eyes were white and his muscles were weak. He was pulled by a group of people and dragged onto the speedboat one by one.

"You drifted past the predetermined position just now!!"

"You fucking almost drowned just now!!"

"Fuck me, I was scared to death, several of us reached out to grab you but didn't catch you! You were pulled into the ocean current by the fucking steel cable, you idiot!!"

"OHMYGOD! It's better for us with long arms to catch you in time, and those with short arms can't catch you!"

A group of stunt frogmen stood wet on the deck, yelling loudly, speaking English at a fast speed and with a southern accent, which could not be heard very clearly.Someone beat his chest, and someone replaced him with a medical oxygen mask.

Pei Yan was lying on the boat on her back, the shadows of the blue sky, tropical flowers and birds were in her trance vision, it was so beautiful...

He was sent back to the shore by the speedboat, and he rolled on the beach like a sack, feeling weak and with sore muscles.

The water and the sand make a muddy soup, completely without the burden of idols.Wipe your hands, first wipe your face with mud.

Many people walked around him, watching him.Several people squatted down to help him relax his muscles, stretching and kneading his limbs for a while.

When Pei Yan was dizzy, she saw Zhuang Xiao squatting beside him.Among the hands rubbing his arms and legs, there must be a pair of Zhuang Xiao's hands.

When he closed his eyes, he could feel which hands belonged to Mr. Zhuang. It really felt different.

"Stop rubbing." Pei Yan hummed in a low voice.

"Muscles are hard and prone to cramps and injuries. I'll rub them for you." Zhuang Xiao said with a serious face.

It wasn't hard at first, but if you rub me again, it will really be hard, it will scare you to death... Pei Yan complained in her heart.

It's all rubbed to the bottom of the thigh.

don't knead my eggs...

He was really exhausted, he didn't want to move, and he was besieged by a group of stunt martial artists, and he was powerless to resist.Uncle Pei looked up at the sky and could only count the passing birds...

Zhuang Xiao stretched out his hand to try his forehead, then covered it with his hand, and pressed it tightly for a while.

"Why..." Pei Yan smiled bitterly in her heart.

"Have a fever, you?" Zhuang Xiao said.

"No, no, not that weak." Pei Yan said.

"It's really hot, go back to the hotel and rest." Zhuang Xiao patted him on the face with concern, like patting a child, or like patting a younger brother, very easy and natural.The man then ran across the beach and called the ambulance man onto a stretcher...

The palm was finally taken away, and Pei Yan felt that he really had a fever this time, damn it, his face was so hot.

A person like Zhuang Xiao is either a seasoned flirt with rich experience and deep secrets, or an iron rod that is too straight, with no taboos and no ideas.It should be the latter...

He looked up at the blue sky, and recalled a certain thrilling moment under the water, the blood color permeated the surrounding water, at that moment, Zhuang Xiao roared silently, and swam towards him desperately trying to save him, that really poked him Heart, so that he can almost pretend to be sentimental to make the picture real.

Sure enough, only being weak can attract people's sympathy. He is usually used to being stubborn, so he is too strong.

This island is simply poisonous, the climate is unbearably hot and humid, there is a large area lying down in the hotel, all kinds of big and small problems.

Baby Tony also suffered from heatstroke while filming on the beach today. He even suffered from heatstroke and diarrhea when he posed for the camera for close-ups. It may be because he ate badly, dehydrated, and his face was all white.

Tony strolled out of the room to breathe, his face was pale, and he just got up after squatting on the toilet for a long time.

Pei Yan just opened the door and came out, and met unexpectedly in the corridor.A pair of suffering brothers quickly hugged each other to comfort each other.

Pei Yan gestured with her hands and asked, "Sweetheart, are you having diarrhea?"

Tony nodded: "It's unlucky, it keeps pulling."

Pei Yan pointed to herself: "I just vomited in the room."

"Are you okay? Be careful of the virus." Tony said seriously, "In this wild place, rats, seabirds, and mosquitoes can all infect the virus."

Pei Yan made an exaggerated expression: "Isn't it? I thought it was just getting seasick!"

Tony looked at him affectionately: "I heard what they said, it was too thrilling to be in the sea just now... Thank you for your hard work."

Two strong men from the stunt team came out from the next room, grabbed Pei Yan with even more exaggerated expressions, and pretended to be a zombie opening its mouth to bite his bald head!

Pei Yan didn't show any weakness, and bit the other person's face back. A group of people came and went and gnawed each other into a ball, comparing whose mandibles were more flexible and whose mouth could be opened to the widest.

Apart from filming, we got to know each other well, the relationship is actually quite good, very pure and happy.

The boss of the stunt team pinched his shoulders and said sincerely: "You kid is so fucking lucky!"

Pei Yan shrugged: "I am insured."

The stunt crew said, "Damn it, your insurance almost used up! Go buy a lottery ticket!"

Pei Yan's heart moved, and he gestured again: "Well, at that time... since when did you find out that the situation was abnormal? I mean, I drifted past the position, as if I was caught in a vortex. At that time... At that time, Mr. Zhuang Is there? How did he react?"

Pei Yan didn't know what he was asking, and guessed that the other party didn't understand what he was asking.

A group of zombies in the stunt team said in a hurry: "Mr. Zhuang is also there, everyone is scrambling to swim over to catch you, idiot! If you don't catch you, you will really drift away with the tropical current!"

Pei Yan is just asking for psychological comfort... Are you acting with me, or are you really worried about me?

Tony stroked his bald head affectionately: "Take care, baby, have a good rest, it depends on you."

Pei Yan stretched her neck wildly and bit the handsome Tony on the face: "Happy cooperation!"

A group of people laughed and laughed, dispersed and went back to their houses.

Pei Yan still prefers to live in an optimistic atmosphere, live in the sunshine, and never feel sad and feel sorry for herself.There is nothing in this world that is worth his sorrow, and there is nothing he can't live with.

The old guy in the stunt team told him: "Ian, don't forget to buy a lottery ticket. Really, this is the rule."

Lie on the big bed in the hotel room, Pei Yan answered several overseas phone calls, and his agent, company assistant, and best friend took turns to bombard him with condolences.

Johnny Wu said on the phone that after finishing the business, he would go to the island to meet him the next day and take care of his daily life.

Pei Yan covered herself under the bed sheet and hummed: "Your son is about to die, come quickly, Dad..."

Johnny Wu said: "Oh, Dad, my heart hurts so much! If you hurt me, my old heart will be crushed..."

Pei Yan was so numb that she shivered: "I'm sick! Please spare me."

His two best buddies, one named Yuan Chao and the other Wang Jue, sent him a video from China, and two big faces appeared on the screen.

"Sunburned? Are you sunburnt like this?" Yuan Chao leaned closer to the screen and stared at him.

"Hey...the whole body is covered with wounds, both physically and mentally devastated." Pei Yan told the truth in front of his own people.For a second, it seemed like a complete drama, and finally returned to his true colors. He stuck out his tongue at the two buddies, and his eyes suddenly turned red. He was really exhausted physically and mentally.

"It's as if you've been fucked... Who did it to lay down such a fierce person like you?" Wang Jue said.

"The pimples on your face are too obvious, and you have a secret phobia, can you stay away from me?" Pei Yan stared at the two big faces gloating on the screen, rolling her eyes.

"Are you okay, old Pei?" Yuan Chao changed into a concerned expression, "The future film star, I think you are not in a good mood, come and talk to my husband if you have something on your mind."

"Get lost," Pei Yan said with disgust, "You deserve to be my husband too?"

"Yo, who is worthy of you, master?" the two guys asked jokingly.

"Did you meet a large 'banana' with thin skin and beautiful stuffing that suits your eyes in the crew?" Wang Jue laughed wretchedly, and his words became more and more vulgar.

"Yellow bananas or white bananas? Go abroad for a while, don't change your taste, you won't like a black banana one day, right? Don't mess around, baby!" Yuan Chao shouted.

A few buddies usually talk nasty things like this at the wine table, and they don't take it seriously.

When "it's all right", I don't take it seriously, and my "husband" yells "Broken Chrysanthemum" all day long;

"Get out," Pei Yan said in a low voice, "I don't have any bananas. I've seen a lot of persimmons, eggplants, pumpkins, and sunflowers, and none of them are satisfactory."

"You are too high-sighted, really, I think that Du, Du was the big boss last time, although it didn't matter much, at least he was very loyal to you, and he spent a lot of money..." Yuan Chao said.

"I didn't like it, so don't mention it to me." Pei Yan said coldly, "Am I short of money?"

There will never be no shortage of temptation in this circle, he will never be short of companions, but he is also not short of money, the master has high eyesight.

Someone knocked on the door twice, then pushed the door open and walked in. The acquaintances were not polite to him.

Zhuang Xiao walked over with a large plastic bag.

Pei Yan was startled, what seemed to be a red-hot soldering iron in her hand, subconsciously flipped the phone screen upside down!

"Don't touch the black banana, your little chrysanthemum can't take it, it can't hold it—" Yuan Chao is still talking, the voice has never been so loud, it is deafening in the room.

Pei Yan pressed the phone keys a few times indiscriminately, and quickly stuffed the phone into the bed, damn it, hell...

Zhuang Xiao's expression was calm, he probably didn't hear it, he didn't have the panic of "stepping into a dangerous trap and losing his innocence" at all, he was as calm as ever.Zhuang Xiao pointed to the plastic bag: "I bought it for you."

Pei Yan smelled a smell of meat: "The rice you bought?"

Zhuang Xiao said: "There is no good food on the island. Lao Bao bought it from the city. He brought extra meals for a group of foodies in our team and delivered it by seaplane. I asked him to buy some food for you by the way. "

Pei Yan opened the bag and took a look: "Preserved egg porridge, crispy roast duck, scallion chicken...thanks."

He was still very touched: "You know I like to eat these?"

"Meat," Zhuang Xiao asked him with an expression on his lips, "Who doesn't like to eat, don't you like to eat meat?"

Pei Yan lazily leaned back under the blanket, grinning at this handsome man.

Zhuang Xiao added: "I heard from your assistant two days ago that I went to a Cantonese restaurant in Chinatown to buy crispy duck for you. I think you must like it."

Pei Yan nodded: "Well, thank you 'temporary assistant'."

"Have a good night's rest, don't try to be brave again." Zhuang Xiao told him, "Today is really a bit dangerous, I'm terrified."

Pei Yan covered her heart, and opened her mouth with a surprised expression: "Ah——are you really frightened?"

The two were competing for acting skills, Zhuang Xiao squinted at him, put a fist on his chest, and trembled a few times: "You are just a mortal in the flesh, do you think you are a submarine? Shen Bo Can you float up again?!"

Pei Yan smiled unreservedly, always with this bear look of indifference.

"Think about the people who are still lying on the bed... This kind of thing is not a joke. There will always be opportunities for filming, and money can be earned slowly. Your own life is important." Zhuang Xiao said.The scene that flashed before my eyes at that time was that I tore my clothes and let go of my chest. It was difficult to move an inch underwater, and I couldn’t get it back. I was really scared... He was the one with "short arms" Yes, they didn't catch anyone.

Pei Yan watched Zhuang Xiao come in and leave again, and she didn't stay in his room for too long without mother-in-law.When I went out, my back is so handsome, my back and buttocks are well muscled, and I have a great figure...

The smell of meat that he discerned in his mind and soul came from this place.

This person sometimes seems to be very close to him suddenly, but in fact he is very far away, very far away, and has never been close before.He knows the other person a little bit now. Mr. Zhuang is kind to everyone around him, very loyal, and good at being a human being, but this person is cold in nature, and he is separated from everyone.

Zhuang Xiao never had a deep talk with him, nor did he try to have a deep friendship.It's just filming a scene, and when the show ends, the people leave. It's like this in every crew.At most, there are some people who have their brains out of their minds, and wantonly make wild shots in the crew, and then break up after the end, who else can they be serious with?It's not the first time that Pei Yan joined the filming group.

Pei Yan took out her mobile phone from under the blanket, and the video was still not turned off.

The movement in the video has exploded, Yuan Chao and Wang Jue squeezed their faces together, desperately squeezed into the camera, and yelled at the same time: "Hey old Pei, who is that 'temporary assistant' just now!"

"It's not who, don't ask." Pei Yan pretended to be cool.

"I heard that person talking. It's very magnetic and cool. It looks like a yellow banana, or is it our own? In this way, we let go of our heart for you. I'm afraid your little tender chrysanthemum will not be able to hold it. Oh." The two bastards kept bickering endlessly.

Facing the faces of the two bastards who were shamelessly inquiring about the military situation, Pei Yan said solemnly: "You have to ask whether his chrysanthemum can hold me or not.

"I've always been on top, and those who don't have enough internal strength can't carry me. Anyone who is not afraid of death and wants to taste it, come here?"

……

These are all nonsense jokes between close friends, not serious.

Yuan Chao and Wang Jue are two of his middle school classmates, two bastards with whom he is very close. This kind of dirty relationship is commonly known as "iron egg".

Now one is a theater manager, and the other is a shareholder and personal trainer of a health club, which has nothing to do with Pei Yan's own career.It is precisely because there are no scruples or interests involved in peers that the sincere friendship between each other can last for a long time.He went home after the play, and a few of them would hang out and drink at the bar when they were free, verbally fuck, share some of the most secret thoughts, and relax.

There are no true friends in the show business circle, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, one face on stage, another face off stage.It is impossible for his real friends to be insiders, and he dare not reveal his private life to insiders.

Pei Yan ate half a box of crispy duck, and then opened the plastic bag to find that there were two bottles of mosquito repellent and antiitch water of different brands in the bag.

He also brought the necessary daily necessities in his own suitcase, pretending to be sloppy with nothing.It feels very warm that someone still cares about him and takes care of such a stinky newcomer...

The next day, a group of martial arts practitioners in the morning found Mr. Pei on the beach again who got up early.

The island is quiet and the scenery is stunning. The morning light shines through the water vapor layer by layer, sprinkled on the roofs of the scattered houses, and the masts of white sailboats and gray fishing boats are lined up on the pier.

Zhuang Xiao was wearing a vest and trousers, with a white towel around his neck. Seeing him, he was surprised: "Why don't you rest? Come out to practice?"

"Seven kilometers off-road." Pei Yan also put a towel around her neck, with a golden light covering her head.

"It doesn't matter if you miss a few days of practice, it won't happen." Zhuang Xiao said.

"I know I'm missing a day of practice, and the audience will see it if I miss another few days." Pei Yan lowered his head and gestured to draw the outline of his most proud abs, "Yesterday I ate too much crispy duck and scallion chicken. , the heat is too high, I want to evaporate all the duck fat!"

The two ran on the beach along the coastline.The island is not very big, so it is easy to go around half a circle. The coastline is very tortuous, and the reefs are scattered, but they always draw an arc to guide them in places where there seems to be no way...

Zhuang Xiao intentionally took Pei Yan's situation into consideration, slowed down his pace a little, looked back at him occasionally, and waited for him.

The morning sun shrouded the white sandy beach, and the panting sound of running echoed fiercely in my ears, and sweat dripped down my temples.Looking back with a very masculine look, the side face is moist and moving.

……

After returning from morning exercise on the beach, Pei Yan deliberately did not join forces with the dealer's Wu Xing.

He wandered alone into the village, watching the early women working in front of their houses, dehydrating the peppers in the ancient way of drying in the sun, and then sending the whole plate into the oven to make smoked peppers.Men are drying pickled dried salted fish on the corrugated roof...a simple and peaceful scene.

He climbed up a small path, followed the guidance of tourist signs, and walked to a local holy place for offering sacrifices and making wishes.

The so-called holy land is a landscape circled for tourists to enjoy. Among them is an 800-year-old tree king, and the huge crown is covered with wooden carvings left by tourists.

Things that young couples like to play with are like the heart-shaped locks on the Pont des Arts on the Seine River, which is a kind of emotional sustenance.The locals use bamboo poles to hang the sweet-talking pendants hidden by the lovers on the tall tree branches.

This is the most romantic and stupid thing he has done in 20 years.Floating out of the sea and not drowning him is considered a "lottery ticket" he bought for himself.

Pei Yan waved to the local man, and he could go up by himself.

Barefoot, he climbed up the tree trunk neatly and climbed to the highest place possible.

He hung his slightly crudely carved little pendant on a tall tree branch, let his mood sway slightly in the morning light and sea breeze, stayed on this island, and then waved his hand, never planning to leave again Take it away.

The crew will also end all filming before leaving the island and wrap up.There are some things between men, the past is the past, and it is over before it happens.

The note he wrote was hidden in the pendant.

This is a period of time that he thinks is very happy and comfortable. Every morning when the sun rises, he can also see the people he wants to see.The footprints on the beach are staggered, the shadows cast by the sun are overlapping, the wounds are tinged with sweet blood, the hot dog pizza box lunch on the set has become less unbearable, and the small green Mexican peppers seem to be sweet between the teeth.

……

Two days later, the last major scene before the filming was completed, the scene where Pei Yan, who was the stand-in of the male lead, and Zhuang Xiao fought each other, which was also the final boss battle.

The author has something to say: Some readers asked Americans why Yanyan is called Ian, because he is mixed with Hollywood's English name, I is a capital i, not L. The English pronunciation of Ian happens to be similar to "Yan", and it is generally translated as Ian.