Drunken Master

Xiangjiang Entertainment Channel's "Kyushu Star Map", a talk show with good ratings, specializes in tracking hot topics in the entertainment industry and specially invites popular traffic.

With Zhuang Xiao and Pei Yan's upcoming start-up schedule, there is no time to go to the away game to record the show. Yu Feng, the host of "Kyushu Star Map", came to Beijing in person, and made an appointment on the day Zhuang Xiao returned to China. This interview was recorded.

Pei Yan arrived first, walked into the TV station building with ease, greeted acquaintances, and turned all the way into the tea room and dressing room.

Anyway, it's the same process, hair, makeup, clothes selection, a group of people gossip... Your Master Pei doesn't have long hair, so every time you do your hairstyle, you save yourself the effort.The makeup process is also simple, because he does not apply eyeliner, eyeshadow, or lipstick, which saves a lot of trouble compared to other small fresh meat.

In the dressing room for three hours, playing big names and not being able to come out, and then being complained by the producer, yes.The producer prefers Pei Yan's short-tempered and cheerful temper, which is more urgent than the director and host.He applied a little eyebrow powder, and then put on a layer of loose powder, which was considered to be "fixed makeup", and he poked his head out and asked, "Where is it? Are you going to start? Who are you waiting for?!"

Of course, the premise is that you have to invite this person, Pei Yan seldom appears in interviews and variety shows.

Yu Feng came in to say hello, shook hands and greeted: "Brother Xiao doesn't seem to be here yet, I'll go out and have a look, Lao Pei, you sit first, you sit first. Are you hungry? There are Mid-Autumn Festival moon cakes and desserts, you can eat what you like first Go!"

"He hasn't come yet...so slow...you have to wait for him?" Pei Yan said.

Yu Feng hurriedly explained with a smile, "Mr. Zhuang should have just got off the plane today, so he must be stuck at the airport for a while, and this expressway is always stuck in traffic."

"Oh... I just got off the plane... I understand." Pei Yan smiled crookedly.

After a while, Zhuang Xiao also came.

Bao Xiaopang's car deliberately drove around a few times and arrived at the TV station building a few minutes late.

Zhuang Xiao sat in front of the big mirror in the dressing room, and the hair stylist started to style his hair.Pei Yan idly swayed not far away: "Oh, my hair is too long, so let's do it this time."

Zhuang Xiao didn't lift his eyelids, didn't look back, and glanced at someone's figure in the mirror: "Sorry, I've been waiting for a long time, the airport is stuck in traffic."

The one who has nothing to do, admires the face of the person in the mirror without blinking.Pei Yan was holding a plate of small mooncakes with crispy skin and fresh meat, and her mouth couldn't stop eating until the crispy skin dropped from her mouth: "It's okay, you comb your hair slowly, I'll eat something first, I'm hungry."

Zhuang Xiao: "You have too much makeup."

"No makeup." Pei Yan said, "I am naturally beautiful, so I don't need to dress up."

The two of them were neither salty nor cold, neither hot nor cold, with no expression on their faces, they both squinted at the mirror.

"Yo..." Yu Feng watched from the side, "Brother Xiao doesn't come back often, it's rare to see him, I'm very excited today! Lao Pei is still a regular guest on our show, he came here once before, it's very good for us, today it's really rare It's a great honor for the two masters to be on the same stage... Brother Xiao has worked hard all the way, didn't you sleep well on the overnight flight?"

"It's not hard." Zhuang Xiao sat in the makeup chair without moving. Behind him, the hair stylist braided his hair, trimmed the sideburns, and sprayed hairspray wildly.

"The two of you were filming in the same crew a while ago, are you familiar with playing?" Yu Feng was at a loss for words.

The two tacitly kept silent, are they familiar?snort.

Yo, face and heart seem to be at odds?It seems that they don't agree on the surface... Yu Feng thought to himself, it's normal for colleagues to avoid each other. They were still competing for roles in the same crew a while ago, right?

"It's okay." Pei Yan rolled her eyes and said lightly, "We know each other well."

I am much more familiar with Zhuang Xiao than you, Pei Yan thought to himself, feeling stinky again.

The eyes of the two finally met tacitly in the big mirror, and friendship does not need to be explained to outsiders...

The interview itself is the same set, nothing new.The topic has been communicated with various teams in advance, and it will not be too outrageous. It is nothing more than a pair of screen CPs that the audience wants to see.

On this platform today, the comprehensive skill point of force value is very high, the highest ever.So a series of quick questions and quick answers, ding ding bang bang bright swords and guns.

Yu Feng asked: "Ah Xiao, can you comment on Lao Pei's hairstyle?"

"It's very bright." Zhuang Xiao said, "We shoot night scenes, and the lighting engineer is resting outside the studio. No matter who's in the scene, if Lao Pei sits next to him, he is an LED headlight."

Pei Yan himself interfaced: "Then cut me out in the camera later, and my light still stays in the picture."

Yu Feng asked: "Old Pei, what do you think of Zhuang Xiao's hairstyle? Will you consider keeping this hairstyle in the future?"

As Yu Feng said, he took out a "Zhuang Xiao style" wig with braids from behind.Pei Yan copied it over and put the wig on her head...

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Yu Feng asked: "Ah Xiao, please comment on the relatively unanimous opinion from the outside world——Mr. Pei's 'evil charm and madness' temperament, did you feel a wave of evilness rushing towards your face during filming?"

Zhuang Xiao said calmly: "I didn't feel it during the filming process. After the filming, I grabbed box lunches on the set, and the crew gathered at the bar for dinner and fight for wine. When I was on the table, I could feel his evil nature of eating, eating, and drinking."

Yu Feng asked: "Old Pei, in your eyes, is Zhuang Xiao the most masculine and flavorful partner you have ever worked with?"

Pei Yan shrugged: "What's the smell? Is it the smell of cigarettes? Haha he really smokes a lot!"

Yu Feng asked: "Ah Xiao, I heard that your filming hand was injured earlier, where is the injury?"

Zhuang Xiao stretched out his right palm towards the camera, silently revealing a pale white scar on his palm like a scorpion wagging its tail.

Yu Feng exclaimed: "It looks like the wound is deep!"

Zhuang Xiao smiled: "It's good that I have broken my palm. It is said that such a person is more powerful."

"The original hand lines are gone, they're all covered up," Pei Yan interjected, "The so-called relationship line and career line have merged into one..."

Pei Yan touched her nose.

Zhuang Xiao sat up straight and didn't look at him.

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Yu Feng suddenly asked a tricky question: "You two are filming in the same group, which one of you has the higher force value?"

Zhuang Xiao said: "According to the action director's design, let's fight wherever you want, you can't fight wildly."

Yu Feng chased after him: "Then what if the two of you try your best to fight wildly? Who is better?!"

Pei Yan asked the host back: "What do you think?"

Zhuang Xiao said truthfully: "It depends on what kind of routines to play, we are not in the same school."

Pei Yan is not modest: "I think I can do ground combat, because he may be too lazy to get down."

"Hey, you two, today we are on this sofa in our studio!" Yu Feng waited for a long time, but he seized the opportunity to make a fool of himself, "The two of you will fight on this sofa, make a gesture, click to So far, let everyone see and see!

"How about using this sofa as a floor and seeing who can get someone up and kick off this sofa?"

Yu Feng added another sentence with malicious intentions.

I just said that I am good at ground warfare, so you asked us to compare pictures?Pei Yan thought to himself, are the two of us sitting on the sofa and making gestures...

The audience in the studio has already started applauding and booing. If you want to watch it, you must compare pictures!

This is the routine of entertainment shows. Why is Pei Yan reluctant to come? The host will dig a hole for you. Since you are here, you can’t say in front of the audience that I am the most noble and glamorous, so I won’t cooperate. For your entertainment, I'm just sitting here motionless.But it is just that their kung fu practitioners don't just "compete" with others casually, which seems to be lack of education.

Compare and draw.

Click till.

Zhuang Xiao's lips moved slightly, showing a small expression, revealing half a dimple.

Zhuang Xiao is in a good mood with this narrow expression, and he is not annoyed or awkward, Pei Yan understands it.

Zhuang Xiao suddenly moved.

Pei Yan moved in response to the sound, chant every move.

Zhuang Xiao didn't fight him directly, but flew towards him with a microphone in an instant, which was the microphone he had been holding in his hand all the time.

The two are sitting at both ends of the same couch.No matter how long the sofa is, it can't be ten meters long, it's just a stone's throw away.Such a short distance, throwing things, it is difficult for ordinary people to block.

With a "snap", like lightning, Pei Yan raised his hand to pick up the microphone, and it almost flew to his ear!

Yu Feng's mouth was wide open, and before the audience could scream, Pei Yan exerted force on his wrist, but his hand didn't move, but the microphone had already flown out of his ear, flying sideways towards Zhuang Xiao.

This action is very difficult.

Zhuang Xiao didn't look at him, and answered the call, very quickly.

The camera didn't capture it, and it took a slow shot to see clearly how the two threw it and caught it...the movements were particularly clean, and the two of them didn't move their buttocks or leave the sofa.

Yu Feng scorpion stinged and made a WOW mouth shape to the audience.

The next second, Zhuang Xiao raised his eyelids, and the microphone in his hand flew over to the host opposite!

The microphone stick rotated at a high speed and hit the face of the gold medal host. Yu Feng subconsciously tilted his head, and with a sound of "ah", he rolled sideways from the armrest of the sofa, hugging his head...

The microphone didn't hit the host, it was still far away.Pei Yan moved at the same time, faster than the object, and grabbed the microphone back in the air neatly, and within half a second, sat back on the sofa again, shaking his Erlang legs.

Zhuang Xiao didn't move, and smiled at the host: "You left the sofa. You lost."

Yu Feng stared at them with his hips akimbo.

The audience roared with laughter, then reacted, screamed frantically, and whistled ambiguously to Mr. Zhuang...

The two masters each guarded one end of the couch, sitting still, and they still tacitly chose the clothing style of "Black Wind and Two Evils" today.Zhuang Xiao wears a pure black turtleneck shirt, while Pei Yan still wears a pure black tight-fitting shirt, which is simple and neat, and the masculine temperament can be seen from the tight chest outline of the shirt and shirt, which is so cool...

Chairman Yu has never been like this before, digging a hole and burying himself.The kid wiped the sweaty hairspray on his forehead on the stage, smiled awkwardly, and then clasped fists for the two masters.In fact, it's all entertainment.

A few more topics about the new drama "Dragon Fighting the Sky" were brought up, and the second pitfall came one after another, and I was caught off guard.

"You two, I heard that there is such a little gossip," Yu Feng said, "It is said that you two just met and had a meal together. Coincidentally, we ate Hunan cuisine at that time, do you remember?"

Zhuang Xiao: "Yes."

Pei Yan: "Yes."

Do you know all the gossip?Could it be that Bao Xiaopang had leaked the information about those who were eating at that time?

"Both of you love spicy food, right?! You both like the fresh, red and spicy taste of our hometown cuisine in Hunan, right?!" Yu Feng was excited, with a sinister smile on his face, which made people very vigilant with his tricks , "Then how can we not have a table of our Xiangxi local dishes in the live broadcast room today!"

Pei Yan glanced at Zhuang Xiao quickly, and Zhuang Xiao calmly glanced at the host.

Yu Feng winked at the backstage, and pushed up a small round table with two chairs, and the food was served.

At the end of the variety show, it's just tricking the guests on the scene, and they want to come if you don't want to come.Of course, the tricks won't be too much, and they don't stab anyone's little people, and don't let you eat live bugs, isn't it just a spicy meal.

"What are you eating?" Pei Yan stretched her neck for a look.

"Why don't you serve Mao's braised pork? Why don't you serve us steamed bacon? You can also have a pot of blood duck." Pei Yan tilted her head and said.

"You know it very well, because there is too much meat in those dishes, and it's hard for the two of you to tell the difference." Yu Feng smiled.

"What do you mean?" Pei Yan asked.

"It means to see how we fight for meat." Zhuang Xiao snorted.

The program team was too insidious, and directly replayed the meat grabbing battle of Hunan Xiaochaorou on the stage of the live broadcast room.Oh, no, the pot in front of me is not fried pork, but a large pot of Xiangxi spicy chicken. Looking around, it's red and green, and it's full of all kinds of strange varieties of peppers.

Yu Feng stretched his legs and sat down in the middle: "I'll be the referee and supervisor for this meal, and you two only have one pair of chopsticks in your hands. You must not grab it with your hands, and you can't copy the plate and lift the table. Let's see who can eat it." to the meat, who will eat the leftover chili.”

Pei Yan and Zhuang Xiao sat across the table.He first looked up at the other party, thinking, what's the matter, this pot of chili today is fucking mine again?

Pei Yan said: "Host, do you want the two of us to eat spicy chicken? Get the chicken from a pot of spicy chicken?"

Yu Feng: "Yes."

Pei Yan: "Do you have any chickens here? Look for yourself, I didn't find out where your Xiangjiangtai chickens are."

The audience roared with laughter.

Yu Feng: "It's true that there are fewer chickens, and it's also true that they are smaller."

Pei Yan: "Is there no other food in our program group?"

Yu Feng: "How about a pot of minced pepper fish?"

Zhuang Xiao said: "Don't change it, looking for meat stars in a pot of hot oil, it's better to eat this pot of spicy chicken."

It was already afternoon, the two of them had a busy schedule, and they hadn't eaten lunch yet.After a few hours of recording the show in front of and behind the scenes, you can go straight to dinner.

Pei Yan picked up the chopsticks: "It's just right, I ate it, I'm hungry."

The onlookers, Yu Feng, and even the backstage director and staff all had expressions of watching the show, knowing that Pei Yan would definitely suffer a loss and couldn't catch Zhuang Xiao.

Are you hungry?You won't be able to eat meat even if you're hungry, that's how this prank session is designed, to play tricks on Yan Baoer, who has always had a bad temper.A well-known "explosive chestnut" in the circle, will it explode if you can't eat meat today?

Before moving his chopsticks, Zhuang Xiao suddenly said, "Lao Pei didn't eat lunch, and he didn't fill his stomach on an empty stomach. Eating chili can easily hurt you."

Yu Feng: "Oh?"

Pei Yan is very generous: "I'm fine, I've eaten the mooncakes given by the program group, and I just want to have some heavy flavors."

He is generous because this is a studio, this is a show, he will definitely not compete with the person he likes, he is willing to eat a pot of chili.

Zhuang Xiao didn't raise his eyelids: "It's not good for the stomach."

Pei Yan said, "I ate some snacks, but you haven't eaten any."

Zhuang Xiao raised his eyes at this moment and said, "Brother Feng, you are serving too, don't you want to eat?"

Yu Feng hurriedly said: "I don't want to eat, I'm full for lunch!"

Zhuang Xiao said, "Would you like some more?"

Yu Feng: "No, no, you two take it easy!"

"I think so," Zhuang Xiao said in an unquestionable tone, "I'll grab it, and let Lao Pei eat what I grab. If you can beat me, you can eat it. You will eat the last thing left on this plate. Bao Yuan, what's the matter?"

Yu Feng: "..."

Wait a minute--

When did the rules of the game change?This is the real pit!What did Yu Feng do? There was a lot of laughter and yelling in the audience, and Zhuang Xiao quickly dropped his chopsticks!With extremely fast hands, he pulled the finely ground chicken rice grains out of a pot of chili peppers and put them into the small plate in front of Pei Yan.

Pei Yan reacted quickly, eat, hungry, who cares.

It's like a relay between the two, one whispers and the other sends it to his mouth.Pei Yan killed the meat star that Zhuang Xiao had picked out for him in seconds. It smelled so good. Its nose and mouth were full of fragrance. The program team's workmanship was pretty good.Yu Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he quickly put on his chopsticks and joined in the meat grabbing battle. Don't grab the meat, it's stupid, there are more and more peppers in the pot!

How could he beat Zhuang Xiao?

Zhuang Xiao's chopsticks hit him, and Yu Da's chopsticks flew towards the ceiling.The audience roared with laughter, and so did the studio.

The host spared no effort for the effect of the show, tried his best to show off his cuteness, so he stretched out his chopsticks to grab Pei Yan's small dish, and took the dish into his arms with an extremely exaggerated movement: "Come again, relay again, Zhuang Daxia, I'll wait here looking at you!"

It was too late to say it, and there was no time to react. The chicken rice grains on Zhuang Xiao's chopsticks didn't go into the plate, and they were directly sent to the mouth of Mr. Pei at the opposite table.

A chopstick is not enough, and there is.The last grain of chicken rice in the basin was also precisely pinched away by Zhuang Xiao, and quickly stuffed it into Pei Yan's mouth again, and directly stuck it in...

Pei Yan was caught off guard, so she just opened her mouth and ate all Zhuang Xiao's food in one bite after another...

It was this shot, which was later cut into various pictures, animations, and clips, which exploded on the Internet...

Yu Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pointed at them with chopsticks: "Brother Xiao, you are too cruel, just leave me a pot of red pepper!"

"Eat whatever is left."

Zhuang Xiao's expression was calm, but this sentence was very annoying.

But this time, the right object is different.

Pei Yan couldn't get enough of it, staring at Zhuang Xiao: "I also eat onion, ginger, garlic and chili, I want both."

I can't say the following words on the spot. I have eaten the meat, and I want your people too. I want to eat the meat on your body even in my dreams.

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In the director's studio, the director threw the notebook and yelled fiercely, it was even better than expected to "grab the meat to eat", these two fucking people are "feeding the meat to eat"!This episode of the program must be a big selling point, so hurry up and make a draft of the promotion.

After the recording of the program, as usual, the program group treats guests. The two masters were invited to have dinner at a nearby high-end restaurant that night. There is no need to repeat the details of the dishes.

Pei Yan ate, drank some wine, and listened to Yu Feng and a group of staff chattering in her ears.He didn't dare to raise his eyes even while eating, because he couldn't help but look at Zhuang Xiao when he raised his eyelids, catching every movement and gaze of the other party.

If you can't meet your eyes, you will feel lost; if your eyes meet you, you will feel frightened.It's tempting, that's it...

That night, each of them took their own nanny car and drove across the long street under the cover of night in the capital, the lights and shadows were dreamy and hazy.

Bao Xiaopang drove Zhuang Xiao into the gate of the community first, and entered the underground garage.

About 5 minutes later, the Mercedes-Benz driven by Assistant Pei Yan drove into the basement from another direction.

Looking around, there should be no follower.After all, Zhuang Xiao has just come back, and the outside world does not know where he is staying.