Drunken Master

Film and television cities are generally built in places with high mountains and far away, beautiful scenery, surrounded by mountains and rivers, with the help of local natural and cultural landscapes.It is difficult for outsiders to find it, but for locals, the film crew is in the village.Every morning when the machine is turned on, many people will appear around the "Hula La", all lying on the dirt fence to watch the scenery.

Don't even think about clearing the field, but there is a breath of life.

The assistant director, drama manager, and production director all came to communicate, handed over the schedule, and asked the big stars what requirements they had, and what preferences, habits, or taboos they had during filming.

Pei Yan quickly glanced at the schedule for the first three days, and asked, "Xing Rong hasn't joined the group yet, right? How will his part be filmed?"

The production director said: "Hey, it's okay to use the stand-in first. You can still shoot your scenes as usual, don't worry about him."

"Heh..." Pei Yan said, "He didn't play, did he also act as a stand-in?"

The production director smiled awkwardly: "No one came, and we can't let everyone wait in vain, so let's do it as a substitute, and shoot the frontal lines of the rest of you first."

"Oh——" Pei Yan made an expression of enlightenment, "A stand-in for literary dramas, and a stand-in for Ma Zhan's beating scenes, right? There's no scene where he beats others, so why is he here?"

The production director patted him on the shoulder: "Let's take a close-up shot!"

We are all people in the industry, do we all understand?

The male number one is a popular fresh meat, named Xing Rong, a very unique name, never forgotten.

In fact, Pei Yan and Xing Rong belong to the same company, they are both artists of the Jiahuang Brothers.They have very different styles, and they are not in the same director's department, and they don't see each other often, and there are no conflicts.He is unforgiving in his mouth, and he just wants to say something to anyone who doesn't like him.

But the production director still didn't leave, and had something to say to him, and put his arm around Pei Yan's shoulder: "Hey, old Pei, my brother asks you, how is Mr. Zhuang, is he easy to talk to? Is he easy to cooperate?"

"What do you think?" Pei Yan asked the other party, "Is he a minute late for the opening ceremony today?"

The production director smiled: "The big name is actually reliable in everything he does, and he cares about his reputation. Then, does he have any special habits in the crew? What are his hobbies? Eating, drinking, and sleeping. What are his hobbies and requirements?"

"I don't know what his hobbies are, why don't you ask me?" Pei Yan shrugged, "I haven't heard that he made any extravagant requests to the crew."

"If I ask myself, I'm sure I won't tell you. I'm not familiar with you yet. I'm also afraid that I won't serve you well..." The production director smiled again. It's not easy for me to sit in this position. The piece between the film crew and the director and actors Sandwiched pork belly, a lot of trivial things, all kinds of things, all the fucking hands out to me to ask for money, and I don't let me worry about it.

Pei Yan said: "After all, I have put a lot of effort to invite the person, please take care of me. The hot water is delivered more frequently every day, the pick-up car must be on time, and the makeup artist should not call him too early. First transform others, and finally Call Mr. Zhuang... Also, is it better to give some more meat for three lunches?! We are the two of us who are the most physically exhausted, and we are the only two who fight for real. Few of them are living people and horses, and they are all waiting for the later stage of the animation. The magical brush Ma Liang, can they be drawn anyway? Zhuang Xiao and I are alive in the camera, so you put up a formation of terracotta warriors and horses, right? ?!"

"All right, all right, I get it." The production director insulted him, "Only you...you talk too much cruelly."

Taking advantage of Xiao Xianrou's absence from the set, the crew didn't miss a day, rushed to work and started filming the main fight scene.

The two protagonists are familiar with the road, and they hadn't enjoyed fighting in "Drunken Master" before, so they will continue to fight this time.Similarly, the filming is not done in the order of the plot, and the season and scene scheduling are considered according to the staffing, and the pieces are assembled one by one.Numerous finely crafted literary and opera scenes, long series of martial arts fights, and the rich and colorful atmosphere between the earthy city and yellow sand make up a complete movie.

On the ten-mile long street in the film and television city, frost and stones are flying, and broken leaves are scattered all over the sky, making the ground golden.

A pair of official boots, stepping on fallen leaves, with the tip of the knife pointing down, across the long street...

The eyes under the brim of the hat seem to penetrate the clouds and mist, with a ray of light, the aura is intimidating, and when the camera walks through the street at a fast pace on the track, it makes the surroundings fall into silence...

The vegetable seller and the melon-eating crowd watching from a distance stopped talking or chatting in dialect. They were silent and stared at the person who came, all of whom were overwhelmed by the invisible aura between the brows of the person who came.

When several factory guards rushed forward with weird murder weapons, the man suddenly flew up, and the fallen leaves scattered in the air, and the flying flowers attacked people.

Wow—the melons in the hands of the people who eat melons have all dropped, and they can't help but let out exclamations and agitation.

A bright and treacherous whistle burst out from the top of the city tower, and the Harpy Eagle rushed out.

A white figure rushed straight to the long street from upstairs, the wire rope was straight and tense, the swordsman retreated quickly when he was attacked, the white figure was slashing with swords in the air, his eyelashes were flying, his eyes were bloody, the enemy met, every word Sentence heartbreaking...

CUT!

the director shouted.

"what--"

The murderous white-haired big monster descended from the sky, spun into the arms of his "enemy" while hanging the wire, and landed, the camera was already laughing wildly, "Whose eagle is fucking shit!!!"

"Good! Good! Keep this one!"

The director waved his hand to signal the people behind, and the group of lights, smoke, and special effects crew squatting around immediately relaxed their expressions, and stood up, this is over, let's retreat.

No one paid any attention to the one who pulled his neck and screamed for injustice.

The beautiful man who was pulled a lot of shit, wearing a wire under the official robe, fell to the ground, was supported by the hero, and then both fell into wild laughter.

"Whose eagle? Isn't it your East Factory eagle?" Zhuang Xiao laughed, turning Pei Yan's head to look.

"I...fuck me..." Pei Yan had a beautiful white-haired makeup on his face, and in the middle of his bun, there was a pool of eagle shit, which was about to drip down the door.

It’s not really standing up, or bending over and bowing your head, looking around for paper.

Zhuang Xiao didn't have a tissue on hand, and he didn't want to spoil his costume.He acted in the scene where he sneaked into the palace wall to make a surprise attack to save people, and this time he was also dressed in high-end embroidery custom-made, bright red royal guard flying fish costume.So he used his hands to pick up the lump of eagle feces that was about to add luster to Pei Shaoxia's handsome face...

That eagle is so handsome, it was invited from a Kazakh falconer on the prairie.

The handsome eagle can eat and pull, and it pulls a lot. It is pleasing to the eye on the set, and you can drink golden grains at any time.

The crew members who had deliberately yelled to turn around and walk away, now all laughed wildly and gathered around again.The director smiled and said, "Hey, Old Pei, tell me, why does this eagle just want to shit on you?"

Zhuang Xiao secretly glanced at someone: "Why doesn't it look for me?"

The camera echoed: "Yes, what a sensible eagle, it doesn't shit on the camera lens either."

The Kazakh falconer that the film crew invited very carefully said in blunt Chinese: "My eagle, shit, also depends on people."

Hahaha--

Pei Yan's blood-spitting expression was perfectly rendered on the peach-blossom red eye sockets of her pink and white face, she was very handsome...

While the make-up girl was rubbing Pei Yan's hair, Pei Yan bent over and hadn't straightened up yet, Zhuang Xiao also bent down suddenly, and said in his ear: "If it falls off your head, it's an auspicious 'Xiang', It's auspicious on a fight set, really."

After Zhuang Xiao finished speaking, he didn't hold back, Pei Yan was so angry that he stretched out his hand to attack Zhuang Xiao's soft spot, bastard...

Besides, during filming just now, the audience was silent, because they were stunned by the people who came out from the end of the ten-mile long street.

Zhuang Xiao had been wearing tattered clothes for the first few days, like he was sharpening a kitchen knife in the streets and alleys, and he hadn't shown the dew yet. Today, he changed into a vermilion gold-rimmed flying fish suit on the set, and he was shocked all of a sudden.

Very handsome.

In the guards of the East Factory, if such a big spy really sneaked in, the factory guards would all have to lie down.Zhuang Xiao wore an official hat, stepped on official boots, and held a long knife, walking thousands of miles alone.

When Zhuang Xiao came out of the clothing room, Pei Yan had quietly wiped his nosebleed beside him.

Ape arms, wasp waist, long legs...how do they fit this dress so well?He felt that this splendid costume, which was like a work of art, was not a waste if worn on Mr. Zhuang's body, and it was not considered a waste of the intangible cultural heritage of his ancestors.

The eagle that "sees people even when shitting" has burning eyes and is riding on the shoulders of the old man who raises the eagle, looking around vigilantly.

This big bird might really be the one to see people ordering food and pouting their buttocks when they see people ordering food. Seeing Hero Zhuang approaching, he couldn't help jumping back first, and stood upright, vigilant.

In the script, the bird of prey is a spy raised by the factory governor of the East Factory. He follows the factory governor's men to spy on news and hunt down loyal ministers and good generals.When he returned to the set, he hated his own people and shit on the head of the factory supervisor.

Pei Shaoxia is still very dedicated, everyone knows that.

This eagle has already started to poop. Does this buddy have diarrhea today?Ever since Pei Yan climbed the tower and was about to jump down, the milky white meteor shower started, and he endured it all the time.He hangs Wia and Zhuang Xiao in mid-air and fights. Once the Wia is hung, the stunt team will have to toss again. He didn't tell himself to stop. He changed his face, his lines didn't stop, the sword energy in his hand didn't mess up, and he insisted on finishing this one...

I also feel that Zhuang Xiao's shot is very good, and I don't want the other party to retake it because of him.

Don’t be afraid of stains on the lens, just move the mouse a little bit later, you can help him erase them, and erase them together with the wire.

The director is also a young man, and he chatted with them all day long, and commented with his hands on his hips: "Let me tell you, this bird is very smart. All male animals in nature are like this. It will never dare to bully a bird that is bigger than itself." Son!"

The cameraman echoed: "That's for sure, whoever is the big bird it hides from, and bullies the small ones."

"Who is young?!" Pei Yan was furious, "Should I make it clear?"

Hahaha--

The whole group spoke yellow accents again, and Pei Yan's face grew green, staring at the group of bastards.

You bastards are waiting, Master Pei fucked you one by one.

It's not that I can't handle it, I just didn't like you eggplants and pumpkins at all.

Some pornographic jokes made him unable to stop imagining... Whether the bird was big or not, he hadn't seen that one before, and he knew it with a gun in hand.

At noon, the sun hood was placed in the middle of the head, and the studio took a lunch break and received a boxed lunch.

Pei Yan was changing clothes in the clothing room, Zhuang Xiao pushed the door open, stretched his head, saw no one, and wanted to leave.

Pei Yan caught it as soon as she turned her head: "Stop! The rebellious ministers and thieves don't leave!"

Zhuang Xiao snorted disdainfully, but there was a smile on his lips.

Pei Yan said again: "Hurry up and get the lunch box first, and you are still waiting for the director to deliver it to you? If you don't pick it up, you'll be gone."

Zhuang Xiao said, "What's the rush? I'm not hungry."

Pei Yan: "Aren't you in a hurry to eat? You underestimate those people too much. If you go late, there will be no food. You don't have an assistant!"

Zhuang Xiao said: "Never bring an assistant."

Pei Yan said: "You don't need assistants over there, that's fine. Here, you'd better bring a few more people, not to form gangs to make trouble, but to help you fetch water, move chairs, hold umbrellas, grab food, find Schedule, serve you, serve you, otherwise no one else will take care of you! I usually bring three assistants to use it, and the set is in chaos."

Pei Yan has seen a lot and has experience.

Zhuang Xiao heard it: "Success, then I will rush to grab it."

"Don't go, aren't you hungry!" Pei Yan smiled, grabbed him, and held her hand tightly, "Are you hungry?"

He was wearing underwear and obscene trousers, and his satin white clothes were chaotically wrinkled.The silk dress was exquisitely crafted, with the open neckline revealing a large chest, red lips and white teeth, and peach blossom makeup between the eyebrows.

Two long white wigs hang down from the ears, bright makeup, bright eyes, and a handsome smile.

The official uniform and cape stained with bird feces have just been changed, and the costume master is going to dry clean it.However, a group of people in the clothing team are also going out to grab a meal and chat at the moment, and no one is there.

"..."

Zhuang Xiao didn't smile, and didn't move much, but suddenly, he pulled his hand from his grasp.

There was no third person in the room, and the two of them were already too close.

What he was holding just now was Zhuang Xiao's injured right hand. When holding each other, he could feel the rough scar.

Pei Yan withdrew her hand silently, and clenched her fist: "My assistant helped you get the food, you go out and have a look, they should all be outside."

Zhuang Xiao turned around and left.

Pei Yan: "..."

Not touching straight men was the bottom line he set for himself. He felt that it was about principles and morals, but in the end he slapped himself in the face again. Desire covered all senses, and he was about to be possessed.

He felt that Mr. Zhuang also liked to get along with him.However, for Zhuang Xiao, this kind of happy getting along with friends is completely different from the kind of "getting along" he really desires, and I'm afraid they are incompatible.

……

Eating boxed lunches on the set of a movie, looking around, a group of rough men ate their boxed lunches as if there was a table full of Han people in front of them.Really hungry.

Most of the people did not change their clothes and wore makeup.The assistant director put on doggy makeup, grabbed a rib from this guy's box, and snatched a big meatball from that guy's box.

The chopsticks reached above Pei Yan's lunch box, Pei Shaoxia slightly raised his eyelids: What's wrong with you?

The assistant director took a look: "Oh, you, I dare not steal from you."

Pei Yan said: "If you have the ability, you can grab it? Afraid of me?"

The assistant director said: "I'm afraid—it's not about you, I'm afraid that brother Xiao will take care of me."

Pei Yan snorted in a low voice: "Why did he deal with you?"

The assistant director said: "Brother Xiao is here to help you pick up and grab meat, who can beat you two!"

This group of people also saw people with chopsticks.The pair of chopsticks dare not stick into Zhuang Xiao's bowl anyway, only dare to play tricks on juniors and second and third liners.

Everyone laughed softly, they were talking about Zhuang Pei CP's bowl of food, spicy chicken diced stems that was circulated on the Internet.

Zhuang Xiao sat on a saddle and buried himself in his meal.

Pei Yan sat down with the Maza in her hand, and took out the "Three Treasures" of the studio from her arms.

Which three treasures?

Laoganma, pickled melons, salted duck eggs.

The box lunch was not tasty enough, without Hunan fried pork and spicy chicken, so the two of them gathered together to dig a bottle of Laoganma.

The assistant director pointed at Pei Yan: "Look, look, good things are never shared with us?"

The director squinted at the two of them: "You two, hand over the public food quickly!!"

The mob swarmed up, just like a group of big vultures fighting for food on the plateau, grabbing all the good things Pei Yan brought...

Zhuang Xiao said: "It's too much for you, bullying children...? Take them all back to me."

What Zhuang Daxia brought back was an empty old godmother and a pickle bottle, and the shell of the salted duck egg was chewed and swallowed by someone.It's hard for a tiger to fight a pack of wolves.

Because they are all films invested by Jiahuang, many members of the technical team on the set have worked with Pei Yan on "Su Qier", so they are relatively familiar.It's just that Pei Yan wasn't so docile before, and he used to pull two to five to eighty thousand.He is usually not so good at teasing and talking, and today he doesn't get angry no matter how funny he is.

In front of Zhuang Xiao, he was as honest as a little white cat, and his bomb-like temper was gone.

……

In autumn, the weather in the north is already cooler.

The cold air from the desert moved southward and crossed the border town.The blue sky is like washing, one autumn rain and one cold.

The highlight of these two days is the water battle again.

And it's a water battle in ancient costume.Under the cold autumn water and the fog, the special effects team also used dry ice machines and blowers to continuously create fog and wind by the lake.A layer of wet and heavy water vapor rose from the surface of the lake. It was so wet and cold that people on the other side could not see clearly.

The two ends of the pontoon bridge face each other across the water, their eyes are red and full of sadness...

Blood drips from the tip of the sword, this sword shatters the liver and gallbladder, and cuts off the thread of love...

The two first hung on the waterfall and fought in the water.Playing with water in this kind of weather is also the collective death of the crew.The factory superintendent's gorgeous official uniform was soon drenched and cold, and his white hair was thrown like a soaked pheasant feather.

The two faced each other several times in the middle of the waterfall, and the hanging Wia was washed up and down by the water, and it was difficult to control the movements and postures in mid-air.If it is not beautiful enough, elegant enough, or heroic enough, it needs countless NG reshoots.

After shooting for a while, I had to hang it below to rest.

Pei Yan's lips are all purple. In the words of the makeup artist, Yan Bao'er, I don't need to give you a goblin special effect makeup this time. Your mouth is already the color of lipstick. I will apply another layer of high-gloss lip gloss and lip beads Brighten it up, you are in a particularly good state now, and your face is full of the kind of luster that comes with ultraviolet light.

The white-haired chicken finally got ashore after soaking in water, but was grabbed by an assistant and wrapped in a military coat.The moment Pei Yan was wrapped, she shuddered, and her teeth made a series of bang bang bang bangs.

Zhuang Xiao asked him, "Is it cold?"

Pei Yan snorted: "Hmm..."

Zhuang Xiao said, "Fuck...I'm cold too..."

Zhuang Xiao was also trembling in his military overcoat, and the hand holding the knife was shaking wildly, no wonder he couldn't cut properly.

This kind of coldness is different from the coldness in the cold places in the Northeast. The waterside is wet, and when a small wind blows, the whole body freezes instantly, and the blood does not flow.

"Cold? Please...hug...hug..." Eunuch Pei huddled in his military overcoat with a pitiful face and smiled wryly.

Do you still need me to ask for a hug?

I really want to hug.

Zhuang Xiao grabbed the cotton coat on his body with one hand, reached into Pei Yan's coat with the other hand, and hugged him firmly.There was a living person hugged in his arms, the heat from the two of them burst out all of a sudden, the heat quickly joined together, the pulses of the wrists and fingertips beat abruptly, as if they were struggling to find the heat of the person in their arms.Holding it like this, it seems that it is not so cold all of a sudden.

They looked like two wet quails that had fallen into the water, with wet clothes on their bodies, like flesh on flesh, as if they were not wearing any.

Damn, it's really cold...

Blower off, need heat...

Pei Yan pressed against Zhuang Xiao's chest, most likely because of being cold, sucking the two lines of snot.I had rhinitis in the first place. When I was a child, I was punished by my master to go for a long-distance run. The rhinitis developed in the northern winter.

Moreover, their body fat percentage is very low when they practice martial arts, they are all lean people, and there is no fat protection on the whole body.

"Oh my god..." The assistant director came over to arrange the positions of the people in the camera, and glanced at the two of them, "I'm going to hack each other to death in a while, let's say goodbye first? Heh."

Zhuang Xiao suddenly turned around and said, "It's comfortable? You're fucking freezing to death, you want to see life and death?!"

"..."

The assistant director froze for a moment, pretended not to hear, and walked over with his head down.What's up?Not feeling well?

Pei Yan hurriedly said, "Are you really cold?

"It's very hot in Southern California. It's like spring all year round. You're not used to winter in the north... It's not winter yet..."

Zhuang Xiao withdrew his ice-slag-like gaze: "Well, the climate is different. California is just a big desert, hot and dry."

Pei Yan smiled, using the smile as comfort.

Now he has a little understanding of Zhuang Xiao's temper.

Does Zhuang Xiao have a good temper?

Absolutely not.

This person is just very tolerant, he doesn't get angry easily, and he doesn't get along with anyone. In short, he doesn't have close friends, but he must not provoke Mao casually.

Zhuang Xiao is really not feeling well today, is it because he showed something, did he do too much...

The body is cold, and the heart seems to be washed away by waterfalls and cold rain, wandering...

There were two people hugging openly on the set, but they still hugged silently for a long time without letting go.

There are a lot of Pei Zhuang/Zhuang Pei CP fans online, everyone knows it.The two of them hugged each other on the set when they had nothing to do. They were very affectionate and looked very good. The set footage released by the crew were all photos of the two of them talking and laughing together.This is the tacit understanding between the two sides to add fuel to the flames, to add extra drama to themselves, to make fun of the heat... The onlookers probably thought so in their hearts.

The director and the production director glanced over here, but didn't say a word.

What's the matter?What's up?did not see it.

Now it's popular to get two male actors to sell as rotten, and when the crew of "Dragon Fights the Sky" is finished, it will be the same way of hype, it's all routine.Moreover, someone has already written online fanfic for the two of them, or directly put their names on the online article, and changed it to something like "The Bandit (Zhuang X Pei)" or "The Sword Against the Water (Pei X Zhuang)", it doesn't matter Whether the author agrees or not, and regardless of whether the character is sticking to the face or not, just copy it mechanically, let alone talk about it.

No one would take this seriously, and it's not true.

Could it still be true?like?

These two masters don't look like "that kind of people"...