Drunken Master

Two actresses were bickering in the air, one was said to be Mr. Zhuang's ex-girlfriend, and the other was supposed to be his ex-girlfriend.

This is fucking funny.The ex got mad first, and Lu Wan took advantage of the dark night to post a long article on Weibo one day, talking about her previous relationship with Mr. Zhuang. There was an old resentment in her words, telling how wronged and helpless she was. He gave so much for his feelings, but he didn't get the caring and response he deserved, and he still has a heartache.

Of course, the long Weibo has blown up the fans' nest. Zhuang Xiao has only shown up for a few days, and his ex-girlfriend jumped out and clucked. Where did the pheasant force him to add drama? "Dragon Fighting Tianguan" is hot, Zhuang Xiao's return to the mainland Kung Fu circle is just becoming popular, so if you want to be popular, you will be crazy!

Did the hero respond?

No.

Zhuang Xiao doesn't have a Weibo account.He did not open a domestic social platform account.It is estimated that many people want to see Aite's long Weibo, and want to see if he comments, forwards, likes, or reports rumors, or simply throws out a long-form confrontation, but they can't find this person.

Lu Wan turned a corner and veiledly accused Mr. Zhuang of deceiving his feelings, being cold-tempered, having a bad temper, and unilaterally dumping others.

In less than 24 hours, it was even more funny. Another heroine appeared. She was an actress who had been filming abroad all year round, and recently started acting in domestic TV dramas for export and domestic sales. Her name was Chen Yin, Zhuang Xiao's ex-girlfriend.Chen Yin responded with a long Weibo post, refuting Ms. Lu point by point:

What did Mr. Zhuang lie to you?He lied to you?

Lied to your feelings?Isn't it your choice and my wish for adults to talk about friends?Are you under eighteen this year?You are nearly eighteen times your age, and no one is forcing anyone to do anything. You are all single, how can you be cheated?

Is he cold?Why do I think Mr. Zhuang is a nice person with a gentle personality?

He has a bad temper?Did he get rough on someone? Could it be that he beat you up?Is someone owed a beating?If he really beats you, can you still live now?

Still obsessed with it?It is said that the two of you have been "together" for less than three months, and it has been more than twelve months since you broke up. If you want to conceive a monkey, there is no chance. Who are you trying to blackmail by jumping out at this time? !

blah blah blah...

The melon-eating crowd went crazy watching the excitement, they have never seen two actresses tearing apart like this.

Lu Wan replied to Chen Yin: Ms. Chen, what's the matter with you?Who are you?

Chen Yin responded from the air: I can't stand the blind revelations and the distorted rumors with private goods.

Lu Wan said: I have a private matter with him, I will discuss it with him, but I cannot discuss it with you.

Chen Yin said: You can talk to him privately?If the drama is not popular, don't rely on gossip to be popular.

Lu Wan said: I paid so much and didn't get a corresponding return. Why can't I complain for myself?Is everyone bullying the weak?

Chen Yin said: The time we broke up is several times longer than the time we spent together. If you play a resentful woman and become addicted, you will win an acting award. Hurry up and find someone else!

Lu Wan said: Are you uncomfortable?Have you been with Mr. Zhuang for five years?Didn't become Mrs. Zhuang, did you think of yourself as Mrs. Zhuang?

Hold……

Pei Yan pulled her gaze back from the phone screen and forked it away.The two aunts have sharp mouths, and they are not easy to mess with.Zhuang Xiao's matter depends on you, you are careless in making a girlfriend.

However, he reflected on himself, the people he had looked at before had never seen such taste, who hasn't been young yet?There are many detours, cough.

There were no big disturbances in the filming that day, and after work was over, everyone went back to the hotel in their own cars.

There are a lot of things piled up in the lobby of the hotel, all of which are gifts sent by fans to the crew from thousands of miles away, and the assistants are picking up the treasures inside.

Zhuang Xiao walked over and picked out a large box of custom-made dolls sent by his official fan club.

It is a very high-end and luxurious silk doll, made into a set of headwear and costumes in the ancient style and the Republic of China, all of which are roles he has played before.Every boy in the Q version has thick eyebrows and big eyes, red lips and pouty lips, very cute.

Zhuang Xiao sat on the sofa in the lobby, and a row of dolls were placed on the coffee table. He held each doll in his hand and looked at it carefully, showing a smile...

"Oh, you're cuter than me." Pei Yan swayed past.

"Almost cute." Zhuang Xiao replied to him lightly.

Pei Yan sat down, trying to keep a distance of two feet between them: "Are you in the mood to go out for dinner tonight?"

Zhuang Xiao said truthfully, "I'm not in the mood."

The two looked at each other, they both laughed mockingly, they both pretended to be something, what else did they say?

Pei Yan said, "Okay, then I'd better eat a box lunch. There are my Shuangfeng Beef Chili Sauce and Garlic Chili Sauce..."

Zhuang Xiao nodded: "As long as you like it."

Pei Yan said softly but firmly: "I really like it."

Zhuang Xiao frowned slightly, his Adam's apple seemed to tremble, and he didn't speak.

Besides, Lu Wan is actually a very good acting actress. She is not a beautiful woman in her debut, and she is not known for her looks. After winning a literary film at a domestic benchmark film festival, it is not a box office hit, but her acting skills are well-known in the industry.Lu Wan is quite noble and self-admired. It is rare for her to spill a bowl of vulgar dog blood in front of the audience, and she is hysterical because of Mr. Zhuang.

Chen Yin has more experience and has been filming in the United States for many years. She is a well-known Chinese actor and her foreign name is Vennesa Chen.With slender eyebrows and a noble queen aura, she plays supporting roles in many American dramas and often attends the Emmy Awards on the red carpet.

None of this is critical.

The key to attracting gossip's attention is that Lu Yinghou is four years older than Zhuang Xiao.Queen Chen...Pei Yan deliberately checked the Wikipedia information. Queen Chen is nine years older than Zhuang Xiao, and more than a year older than himself, as if she is not a generation.

The "unmarried ex-girlfriend" that Director Fei Cha talked about before should be referring to Ms. Chen Yin who also appeared in the Los Angeles film and television industry.That's the right number.

There are some personal things that are difficult to say between friends.

You understand something, and it is not good to comment on it casually.

Besides, what do you understand?

……

A sleepless night.Pei Yan feels that her fingers are very flexible now, and her nails are round without grinding, and she is almost grinding away all the sharp edges and corners of her body...

Early the next morning, he was still a vigorous man, and he got up to do morning exercises as usual.He went downstairs to the hotel's small and crude gym, and took a few glances with his head: "Eh...? Then who is it?"

Several martial arts actors were there, lifting weights, stretching, and stepping on the treadmill. They all knew who Pei Shaoxia was looking for every morning exercise, and replied to him: "Brother Xiao didn't come today, and I haven't seen you in the morning."

"Aren't you up yet?" someone said.

"He must be up." Pei Yan said.

He went upstairs again, and walked to the door of Zhuang Xiao's room, thinking whether to knock on the door and go in, but also felt that it was not good to disturb him, so he came back from a stroll with his hands in his pockets, looked up and saw the production director coming upstairs.

The old man was holding a pot of breakfast in his hand, as well as a large stack of documents from various groups, as well as a draft account of the crew's funds, and he was very busy.The director looked up at him, and without asking him why, he pointed in the direction of the hotel gate: "I went out early in the morning."

Everyone in this line of work is a fucking genius.

"Oh..." Pei Yan stared blankly at the production director, "Where did you go?"

"It's not convenient for me to ask." The director of the production half smiled, "I saw that it seemed that he had taken a motorcycle and went in the direction of Yanmen Pass... He didn't have a part in this morning."

When Pei Yan heard this, she turned her head and left.

"Hey, it seems that there are two sets of your scenes this morning?" The production director shouted behind him, but he didn't come to stop him...

The towering wall is magnificent in the morning light.The surroundings are quiet, and at this time, all the people who come here are predestined people, caring people, or psychopaths who get up early without going to bed, run and climb the tower.

Pei Yan was wearing a baseball cap and morning exercise clothes, and climbed up the city wall all the way.The section he climbed has been built successively since the Han Dynasty. It was destroyed and rebuilt in the war for years, and it was built until the Ming Dynasty.

Climbing further up, I have already passed the ticket collection area of ​​the scenic spot. It is basically a wild Great Wall, and the enclosure movement of the scenic spot has not circled here.The grass is luxuriant nearby, and the green hills are stalwart in the distance.Beautiful, beautiful.

Hot sweat broke out quickly, and the back of my heart was completely wet.Pei Yan took off the thin coat, revealing the hurdling vest inside.

He knew he could find someone.Climb to a certain corner of the Wild Great Wall, and look into the distance, a very familiar figure is far ahead, running wildly on the earthen wall.

Hold……

Pei Yan complained, brother, you climbed so fast, it's a bit hard to catch up...

He subconsciously touched his trouser pocket, and even forgot to bring his mobile phone, so he didn't even have to make a call.

He quickened his pace and ran up with his thighs.The height of the steps is irregular. It was built rough in the past, but now it has gradually weathered into broken walls. Unable to stop our uncle Pei from running, some steps will collapse in front of his eyes.

He seemed to be stepping on landslides to climb up, and the dirt in front of his eyes "cracked" and fell.He might not be able to get down this road...but the person he was looking for was ahead.

Pei Yan felt that it was impossible for the master above to hear his footsteps, as he was still far away.He is not so powerful that he can penetrate Changhong with aura, and his aura reaches 200 meters straight into the sky, which can make the opponent sense him from a distance, but the person in front suddenly turns his head back!

It is in the dark, if this can be regarded as a kind of telepathy.

The two are far apart, and when they look at each other, they can only see a vague black spot. They can barely be identified by the shape of their hair and clothes, and they can't even hear their shouts.The person above stood still, looked back at him for a while, then turned his head and continued to climb the steps.

hey i'm going...

You really don't wait for me...

Crazy with heat, Pei Yan tied his coat around his waist, quickened his pace, and climbed up crazily.The people above didn't stop, they walked even faster, and even ran at variable speeds. This posture really dragged him down.

Zhuang Xiao ran to wear down his physical strength.

Can't catch up?Then stop chasing.

Go back the same way, go back where you came from...

Pei Yan directly threw away his coat and hat to lighten his burden. He almost thought it would be easier to take off his outer pants and only put on his underwear, so he gritted his teeth and chased after him.

He almost slipped while climbing through a turn.Because the roads are all dirt and gravel, there are no serious bricks and stones, and the soil and the soles are very slippery. He gave him a big split on the spot, and he split on the steps at an angle!

The angle was weird, he was in an awkward posture, he held on for a few seconds, but he couldn't hold on, and then slammed back in slow motion, and sat there with his buttocks, how fucking cowardly.

Feeling very wronged, Zhuang Xiao just didn't wait for him.

He won't admit defeat, he won't turn back until he hits the city wall, if he can't catch up with someone today, he will pull a banner and jump off the city tower!Those who are not civilized can fight with force, and those who are euphemistic can't achieve their goals, they can still play tricks.

He pulled himself up from the ground, took a breath, and planned to continue running.

As soon as he looked up, Zhuang Xiao turned his head and stood on the top of the mountain on the steps far ahead...

If Zhuang Xiao didn't turn around and wait for him to take a step, he wouldn't be able to catch up with him after going around in a circle. When he ran down the mountain again, he would go back home in the dark.

Pei Yan lowered her head, gritted her teeth, and walked up in suspense.

He thought about it and vented a few words, but when he climbed to the ground, he was panting heavily. Right in front of Mr. Zhuang, he bent down and supported his knees, panting wildly. Damn, I really don't want to talk.

"Keep running, don't stop, I can catch up!" Pei Yan gasped, angry.

"Just now, I saw you suddenly disappeared, with a puff, I thought you rolled down the steps directly." Zhuang Xiao said.

"I just fell over." Pei Yan pouted.

"Then stop chasing him." Zhuang Xiao looked at him and said.

"Didn't I get up again, let's continue, you continue to run?!" Pei Yan glared at the person.

In fact, Zhuang Xiao didn't do anything to offend him, neither of them owed the other, but his expression at this moment really resembled how many things Zhuang Xiao had done to offend him...

They were so tired and paralyzed, they both sat on the ground panting.

"Did you throw away your coat?" Zhuang Xiao took off his shirt and handed it to him.

Zhuang Xiao took off his vest.

Pei Yan took the clothes, moved two feet closer, and unceremoniously put half of the clothes on each person's body.They leaned against the city wall behind them, stretched their legs, and lay across the road.

At the peak of the Wild Great Wall, there is no third person.The mountains are vast and high, the cool breeze is blowing, and the eyes are refreshed. The scenery is so beautiful that you can't get angry for three seconds.

Pei Yan blinked twice, shaking off the sweat from her eyelids: "I ran so low blood sugar, I'm dizzy."

Zhuang Xiao asked: "Have you had breakfast?"

"No." Pei Yan said, "Even after breakfast, I won't be able to catch up with you. I'm anxious to come out to find you."

"Why are you looking for me?" Zhuang Xiao said, "I won't run away and go back, the filming is not over yet."

"I'm afraid you will be robbed by the motorcycle driver in some ravine." Pei Yan muttered.

"Forget it." Zhuang Xiao laughed, "It's not too bad if I rob them."

Zhuang Xiao told him jokes.Just an hour ago, that motorcycle driver really wanted to rob passengers from other places.Zhuang Xiao is very unfamiliar with this place, and he is not sure which direction to go to Yanmen Pass. He feels that the driver's road is relatively deserted, and there are fewer and fewer people around. It is all wild land.

In the barren mountains, the driver suddenly slowed down, leaned against the side of the road, turned his head and glanced at him, would 500 yuan be okay?

The fare was originally said to be twenty.

Zhuang Xiao glanced at the other party, and I took twenty.

The driver glanced at him again, and I will not leave at twenty.

Zhuang Xiao said, why don't you take one more look at me, look at me a few more times, and see if twenty is enough to look at me.

The driver turned his head quietly and looked at Zhuang Xiao for a while. Are you filming in the film and television city?What have you acted in? I think you look familiar?

Zhuang Xiao snorted to the driver, if you don't want to leave, go down, I will drive this motorcycle back.Is your tricycle worth five hundred at the morning market?

Pei Yan swept away the smog, and laughed wildly when she heard this: "Did you recognize who you were later?"

Zhuang Xiao said: "Anyway, he turned the car around without saying a word at the end, and pulled me to the destination. I just got out of the car, and before I paid out 20 yuan, he stepped on the accelerator and ran away."

Pei Yan patted her thigh and laughed wildly, imitating Zhuang Xiao's tone of voice: "A robbery? Give me another twenty sets like you, let's go together! Hahahaha..."

A ray of sunlight sprinkled slightly on a corner of the city wall, casting a faint luster on the thousand-year-old ruins.This beauty is low-key and hazy, but also extremely intoxicating.

It is inevitable to talk about some troublesome things, the latest scandals and gossip on the Internet.

Zhuang Xiao said generously, "I'm sorry, I made you read a bunch of jokes."

Pei Yan: "..."

Pei Yan picked up a few sticks of dog's tail grass and rubbed them in her hands, and said in a low voice, "What are you sorry about?"

Zhuang Xiao said, "I'm really sorry, there's nothing to argue about."

Pei Yan asked: "Are you cheating money or sex, so people hate you?"

Zhuang Xiao said: "I quit, I broke up with them first, this is very hated, I deserve to be scolded."

Pei Yan: "Why? Why did you break up?"

Zhuang Xiao: "..."

Pei Yan just pulled the few dogtail grasses, and pulled the grass sticks bald: "For example, um... personality disagreement, long-term relationship between the two places, the relationship has faded, and the matter on the bed is not harmonious..."

He felt that he had started talking nonsense, so he swallowed, and looked for birds in the sky with his eyes, but there was no bird passing by to save him.I can only lower my head again, desperately rubbing the back of my head, which is even more embarrassing, there is nothing to rub!

Zhuang Xiao was very frank: "What is not in harmony with what."

Pei Yan almost choked on his saliva.

It was the first time that the two had known each other these days, and they had such a quiet conversation about emotional privacy.

"It's nothing." Zhuang Xiao laughed at himself, "As a person, I may indeed be indifferent to people, not enthusiastic enough, usually not caring and considerate, and not suitable for getting along with people. I really don't suit to be someone's boyfriend."

Pei Yan turned her head to look at this person, reached out and waved vigorously in front of the other person, Mr. Zhuang, wait a moment, who are you talking about?

Who is that super warm guy who signed coffee cups for fans and bent down to catch fans' dropped water bottles while huddled in front of the airport?

He found all these on the Internet.He searched the name "Zhuang Xiao" on the Internet every day, and there was no news about it.I don't know how much of Zhuang Xiao's search volume click-through rate is contributed by his stupid fan.

Zhuang Xiao said: "Later, I felt that I couldn't get along with each other. Seeing each other face to face was awkward and uncomfortable, so we split up quickly. I might be more suitable for being single."

Pei Yan said: "You haven't found the right person, why do you have to be single?!"

Zhuang Xiao said: "What kind is suitable? It looks pleasing to the eye and has a feeling. Then, getting along day and night is another matter. After a long time, what is pleasing to the eye will become an eyesore. No one feels uncomfortable. Why don't you talk about it?" .”

Pei Yan couldn't help but glanced at the other party: "Do you like the new and dislike the old?"

Zhuang Xiao was straightforward: "I'm especially afraid that if someone gets too close to me, I'll be suffocated and restrained uncomfortably. It's okay to be alone, so it's not good to be alone?"

Pei Yan was silent.

After a long while, I still couldn't help it: "Then you are alone, especially over there, don't you feel bored? Don't you feel lonely? Is it the same if you are accompanied or not?"

Zhuang Xiao looked at him: "Lonely and lonely, especially pale and lonely."

Pei Yan: "..."

From that moment on, he felt cold and very sad, and he couldn't tell whether he was singing Bad Ending for himself, or he felt distressed and sad for the other party.Zhuang Xiao seemed to be talking about emotions that had nothing to do with him, but every sentence poked at him and was meant for him.

The radiance of the zenith was even more brilliant, covering the two of them, and the light slanted on their spread legs.

Zhuang Xiao picked a stone from his hand and threw it towards the low wall opposite, aiming at a slightly raised old stone brick. "Bang", the shot was accurate.

Pei Yan also picked up a stone, aimed at the same brick, and "bang", it also hit.

The two threw stones wordlessly, hitting the same brick on the wall.Seeing each other's bullets being flawless, and watching the wall stand still.How can a cold and hard wall that has been standing for thousands of years be so easily smashed and collapsed by you with a single stone?

By chance, the stone in Zhuang Xiao's hand went out, Pei Yan threw the stone too early, and flew over in a hurry, "bang", hit the opponent's stone accurately.

The two stones collided and both fell to the ground, rolled under the wall, just rolled together, and neither of them rolled away.

Throwing stones to ask for directions knocks hearts.

Zhuang Xiao suddenly turned his face away, leaning his back against the dirt wall, silent, his eyelashes painted with zenith light.

The next moment, Pei Yan turned his face away and looked directly at the person in front of him.He leaned forward and kissed deeply on the side of Mr. Zhuang's face, where his dimples rarely show when he smiles.

……

Hold.

I'm done kissing.

Will he kick him down the steps and roll to the bottom of Yanmen Pass, or continue to maintain the status quo, or what can he do?

Do whatever you like.