Drunken Master

The milk tea that night happened to suit Mr. Pei's appetite.Pei Yan and Xiao Sa almost finished a big pot of milk tea.

Pei Yan got a small bottle of vodka from the old herdsman.

Then, he directly mixed vodka into his own tea bowl, turned it into "wine tea", and drank it like that.Zhuang Xiao frowned and moved away unbearably, staying away from the drunkard.

For dinner, there was a big pot of roasted mutton. Those who don’t eat mutton, such as Brother Xing, sat eight feet away from the mutton. When they smelled it, they looked "pregnant", as if they were about to vomit.Those who like to eat mutton, such as Xiao Sa, Zhuang Xiao, and Uncle Pei, can't wait to squeeze their heads into the pot and quickly divide up the fragrant and overcooked roast mutton.

After gnawing on the bones of the sheep's cavity until his mouth was full of oil, then he took a sip of milk tea mixed with wine, Pei Yan stared at the exposed skin between Zhuang Xiao's neckline, the soft part sunken in the middle of the collarbone.

The man who eats mutton occupies the west half of the yurt, which is usually the territory of the men in the local herdsmen's family. The knives, guns, and saddles in the house are also placed on this half.Those who don't eat mutton occupy the east half, which happens to be where women sit at home.

Pei Yan pointed to the big iron pot with a fishy smell, and said to Xing Rong, "I tell you, the smell of a man is all in this pot."

The director said: "You guys got angry and got nosebleeds after eating too much."

Pei Yan said: "The heat of the mutton is not enough to make my nose bleed."

Xing Rong also loves meat, and she is patiently dismantling a brightly colored smoked chicken in front of her, gnawing on the chicken wings and drumsticks.This is also a local specialty, called Zhuozishan Smoked Chicken.Xing Rong is good-looking, her face looks good no matter how she pulls it, and her distorted facial demeanor while eating a chicken leg can make a series of attractive GIFs.

"Eating chicken can make up for chicken, Rong Rong should eat more." Someone teased Brother Xing.

"Rong Rong, let me help you find out if there are sheep treasures and sheep whips in our pot...help you mend it." Pei Yan stirred the pot with chopsticks.

Xing Rong rolled her eyes at him: "I won't eat it, I don't need it, you can eat it yourself."

Pei Yan was also broken, and said: "The three of us at this table don't need to make up for this, so I'll make up for you, sheep whip, don't waste good things."

Who is sitting at his table?Both Zhuang Xiao and Sa Risheng were sitting cross-legged on the floor, with their braids braided and looking alike. They buried their heads in a big bowl of meat without saying a word, they were all pure men.

The production director was half drunk, and said to Pei Yan with his chopsticks: "These ten days are wild horse battles, and you two are always fighting over it, and you don't need a substitute. Oh, I'm scared, old brother. How many of you What if the master is injured? We need to add insurance for you and Mr. Zhuang...

"When shooting a horse fight scene, the most important part of a man is most likely to be injured, you know? I'll add another insurance to you guys, and double insurance for you!"

A group of people were drinking and laughing, and where the rough men gathered, the midnight jokes started again.

"Yo, then my crotch is precious." Pei Yan squinted at the director, "What is the starting price for the insurance of the human whip? Size, weight?"

The director said to him: "What weight do you weigh when you go up?"

Pei Yan looked stingy: "Then I have to distinguish between two weights, two kinds of insured prices, those who stand up or those who don't."

puff--

"What are you laughing at? It doesn't matter whether you stand or not, it doesn't matter." Pei Yan said.

Sa Risheng bent down in joy, and smiled with a very obvious canine tooth.

Zhuang Xiao held the sheep scorpion in his mouth and turned his face away, not wanting to see this psychopath.

A group of people booed, what size do you stand up to?

"It depends on the time and occasion, and it doesn't mean that you just stand up and dangle casually." Pei Yan put away her expression and said seriously, "I am very serious, and I can only stand up when I look at my rare and stunning beauty. "

Is he serious?

No one believed he was serious.

Where is the stunning beauty?

The stunning beauty of the sky is on the top of the mountain, under the shadow of the white clouds, on the back of a horse in the vast prairie, in front of his eyes.

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In the evening, everyone left one after another. Xing Rong was accompanied by his assistant, and he still had to go back to the hotel in the scenic spot to sleep.The crew has reserved rooms there.The yurts are very cold at night, and the floor is still very hard with felt. Only the locals can get used to it.

Sa Risheng talked with the old herdsman at night, drank milk tea and smoked hookahs.

Pei Yan took a roll of bedding, removed the table where she had dinner just now, occupied the open space in the northwest corner that belonged to the man in the main house, rolled it out, and slept on the floor.

The production director told him several times that it was cold at night, so the brat hurried back to the hotel in the scenic spot!

Pei Yan didn't come back and just slept here.

The production director said: "It will freeze all your dicks, do you care if you stand up or lie down?"

Pei Yan waved to her elder brother and fell asleep with her head covered. The sleeping position was lying on her stomach. It's hard to say whether the place is standing or not...

Zhuang Xiao understood in his heart.

Zhuang Xiao shook his head helplessly, and said to the production director and director: "Xiao Sa and I are staying in this room overnight, the brat is fine, I'll keep an eye on him, don't worry."

After a long time, at night, the slight "snoring" sound of the hookah gradually subsided, and the lights were turned off.

In the northwest of the yurt, it is the place for men to sit and lie. The entire group is lying on the ground, covered with thick blankets, covered with down jackets and military coats.

Pei Yan slept at the top and back, as a first-class guest, away from the windy place at the door.Sleeping next to him was Zhuang Xiao, then Xiao Sa and two other local Mongolian horse trainers, and the last one was the old herdsman, the owner of the yurt.

Zhuang Xiao lay on his back for a while, then turned over without a sound, and faced Mr. Pei.

Because Pei Yan stretched out his hand from under the blanket.

The two looked at each other in the dark, close at hand, looked at each other's face clearly, and studied the facial features.Even though they are already familiar with each other and know what their noses and eyes look like, this is the first time they face each other under the covers at night, and the distance is equivalent to sharing the same bed.

Pei Yan took Zhuang Xiao's hand, which happened to be the right hand, and grabbed the wounded place, silently rubbing the old scar that was longer than the tail of a scorpion.

His rambunctiousness and indecency are all for outsiders to see.In front of the people he likes, he is serious and cute.

He moved that hand to his lips and kissed the scar.

Zhuang Xiao gently withdrew his hand again.

Pei Yan's heart felt cold, as if a draft had passed, colder than the nighttime chill outside the yurt, and he put his hand between the two of them still.

Zhuang Xiao then stretched out his hand, with dark eyes, stretched out, and pushed aside the down jacket and blanket piled on Pei Yan's chest, touched his neckline with his fingers, gently opened it, and looked at his neck.

The wound on the neck could not be seen clearly in the dark, but Pei Yan could clearly see the lingering fear on Zhuang Xiao's face.

Dust was flying again in front of my eyes, the crazy horseshoes splashed the wolf smoke, Pei Yan's face was flushed and almost suffocated, her long hair was curled with grass clippings, her eye makeup and lipstick were all messed up, and she was in Zhuang Xiao's arms in a state of embarrassment...

"Today scared me to death..."

Zhuang Xiao whispered to him, his mouth shape could be discerned.

I didn't pick it up to take a closer look when I was eating just now, there was a circle of red marks on Pei Yan's neck, which was very scary.

Zhuang Xiao covered Mr. Pei's head with a big hand, and touched his forehead and facial features.

In the end, this hand fell into Pei Yan's palm, and if he held it, he would not want to run away.It's hard to tell what it's like, a bit of ulterior privacy and warmth that only belonged to the two of them in the cold night, holding hands under the blanket, stroking each other's rough fingers.

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In the early morning of the next day, martial arts practitioners all have biological clocks. They all wake up early, do morning exercises, wipe their bodies with cold water in the yurt, and then compare each other and do push-ups.

Zhuang Xiao looked at Pei Yan a few more times, and signaled him with his eyes: sleep more, why are you doing push-ups.

Pei Yan had been sleeping on her stomach last night, her back hurt.

For martial arts actors like them, it's too common for them to be wounded, and they don't take it seriously.

The stunning beauty in his mind was sleeping beside him.He held on to Zhuang Xiao's hand, and the bird must have stood still.

In the dark, he slapped a cannon in a very forbearing way.I ate too much roasted mutton, and I had to vent my fire.

He stared at Zhuang Xiao, and rubbed himself meticulously, without making any sound, even his back was covered with sweat, and his palms were also sweaty.He felt that Zhuang Xiao must have seen what he was doing in bed, but he didn't say anything.

Desire and emotion are two things, sometimes it seems that they can be completely stratified, some are precipitated, and some have been sublimated.

However, after suffering for a long time, at the end, he found that desire and emotion are still combined into one, and they are completely combined in one person.Under the cover of all the vulgarity and vulgarity, the person in front of him is the poetry and the distance he yearns for.

Pei Yan stood at the door of the yurt, carrying a stainless steel teeth-brushing jar with foam in his mouth.

Sa Risheng sat cross-legged in front of the big iron pot, still as quiet as a statue, cooking this morning milk tea.Pei Yan chewed the foam and turned back and said, "Baby Sa, I will change my name to 'Little Prince of Milk Tea' in the future. This is a must for every meal every day."

Zhuang Xiao received a call at this time, his expression was not quite right when he picked up the phone, he stood in the corner talking for a long time, and then went out in his unlined clothes.

Pei Yan quietly took the military coat and went out, and put the clothes on Zhuang Xiao. The man squatted behind the yurt and talked on the phone. The voice on the phone was obviously a woman.

Zhuang Xiao said, we can talk about whether we can go back to Beijing.

Lu Wan said, I have come, and I am at Hohhot Airport.I don't know the road well, so I want to find a local to rent a car.

Zhuang Xiao said, you still come if you don’t know the way?This place is in the wilderness, and if you get lost, you can freeze to death. It's not safe, so don't be willful.

Lu Wan said, I just wanted to see you, and you ran away after filming, and you won't see each other again.

Zhuang Xiao said, don't come to the set.

Lu Wan said, then you come to see me, otherwise I will really go to the set.

Pei Yan watched Zhuang Xiao walk back slowly, and stood in front of a large iron pot that was bubbling and bubbling, staring at the slight waves of the pot.Zhuang Xiao said in a low voice, "I'm going to ask the director for a leave of absence. I'll go to Hohhot."

After finishing brushing her teeth, Pei Yan could only chew the toothbrush, and immediately said, "I'll accompany you."

Zhuang Xiao shook his head, it's funny, how could I let you accompany me?

Xiao Sa stood up: "Brother, I will accompany you."

Zhuang Xiao shook his head: "I'll go by myself. It's not a long way. I'll be back in one day. It can be resolved."

Zhuang Xiao bent down and picked up a big bowl of salty milk tea, and drank it down with his neck up, without any difficulty, and said to Sa Risheng: "I'm not in the group, you just stay here and don't move around. Shots, those less important ones, you took them for me first!"

Pei Yan suddenly lost the mood to change clothes and put on makeup. She was very uncomfortable, but she couldn't say anything.He was particularly worried about Zhuang Xiao—this Huitengxile prairie is more than 100 kilometers away from Hohhot, and the round trip is [-] kilometers, who the hell is so troublesome? !

Zhuang Xiao still drove away with another brother from the banker class.Driving a long-distance car on the grassland is really impossible for one person, for fear that the car will break down on the road.

Zhuang Xiao didn't show up in the crew all day, but quietly asked the producer and director for leave, and the others didn't know where he went.

Pei Shaoxia was out of his mind all day long, wandering around the set shaking his hands, feeling boring even telling pornographic jokes, beef strips and garlic chili sauce couldn't arouse his excitement.

This day was also very funny, Xing Rong started to learn horse riding from Sa Risheng, and spent a whole day grinding.

Sa Risheng looks like that, with the high-cold temperament of the flowers of the prairie. He was not willing to teach this kind of students at the beginning. He used to teach other actors to ride horses in various production groups. The bigger the name, the more troublesome and long-winded.On the contrary, Xing Rong was quite positive. "Oh, that horse always wags its tail and slaps me!" "Its buttocks always wriggle around!" "Is this the gentlest pony, or help me choose a more gentle one?"

Another kid next to him laughed and said, "This is really the gentlest, shortest, and shortest-legged horse, otherwise Xiao Sa would have to lie down and ride him!"

Xing Rong shook her head: "Don't worry, he is the least gentle and twisting one, right?"

Who twists and turns?Xiao Sa was dissatisfied and stared blankly.

"If you don't stare at the horse, you always stare at me?" Xing Rong said, "Being gentle with horses is much more gentle with people. Why don't you just lie down and get on all fours?"

Xiao Sa couldn't help laughing: "Didn't you always stare at you?"

Somehow, Xing Rong followed Xiao Sa's horse on his horse, and Xiao Sa couldn't let the horse kick and kick people, so one led the other around the mountain.

In the absence of Zhuang Xiao, Xing Rong felt at ease, and her expression became more normal.There is no need to stand in line, no need to compete with anyone for the limelight, and no need to watch which couple of CPs show affection and squeeze him in front of him.

"Hey, where do you live? Do you live near here?" Xing Rong asked.

"It's not nearby, it's far away, on the side of Xilin/Gole League." Sa Risheng said.

Xing Rong heard that all four-character place names are similar in short. What is the difference between Xilin/Gol and Huiteng/Xile? Where is it?Is it the same at all?He kept laughing, and then asked, "How many horses does your family have?"

"There is a group of seven or eight horses." Sa Risheng said.

"Do you also raise sheep? Your family's sheep are out of luck. You are so good at eating sheep. You pick and pull them in the sheep pen every day, thinking about which one to eat this meal and which one to eat next meal..." Xing Rong picked and pulled with his hands. with the horse's mane.

Sa Risheng rarely smiled again.

The younger brother next to him said: "The little prince came to Huitengxile. The horses and sheep in this place are unlucky. The horses are all wilted by him, and the horses in the shed are now avoiding him! The sheep have died these days. It's going to be eaten up by him."

Sa Risheng smiled triumphantly: "I just eat it at another place after eating it all."

Xing Rong laughed loudly: "It's scary, I'm a sheep, so I'll hide as well."

Hahaha--

His agent asked Xing Rong in a low voice: "Where is Mr. Zhuang? Why didn't you see him this morning?"

Xing Rong shrugged: "How would I know?"

The agent looked disappointed, as if he had lost a lot of money: "Why didn't you ask? We are in the same group, and we don't know any news, and the news always lags behind others..."

Xing Rong said: "What do I care about other people? Is it okay if I finish filming my own movie?"

The agent said to him: "What kind of relationship do you have with that Sa Risheng?"

Xing Rong said: "I didn't get close, I just asked him to learn how to ride a horse. If I don't learn this time, I will still look like an idiot when I join other crews in the future. I still can't ride!"

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Many scenes of Xing Rong on the grassland, in the Tucheng, and in the tent were filmed that day.In the camera, holding a long gun and standing in place for Zhuang Xiao, with his back and profile, it was Sa Risheng.

Wearing a headgear, putting on makeup, and wearing exactly the same attire, it looks like the true master.

A shot was taken of Prince Zhu and Daxia Yun having a meal in an inn. The two sat at the table and said a few simple lines while eating.

After eating it for the first time, the director NG said to Xiao Sa: "I was just eating, and I forgot to read the lines? You should move your mouth, otherwise it will not be good for dubbing."

After eating it for the second time, the director NG again, and said to Xiao Sa: "You eat too fast too! You eat a bun every bite?!"

With her mouth moving, Xiao Sa raised her head and said to the director, "It's stuffed with mutton. It's so delicious. I'm a little hungry."

Laughing for a moment, Xing Rong put her head on her arm and laughed on the dinner table.

After eating it for the third time, Xing Rong opened his mouth and just bit the bun, "Puff", a string of mutton oil soup came out, which was so accurate that it directly sprayed on Xiao Sa's face opposite.

The audience burst into laughter.

The director also laughed and said, "You two did it on purpose, right?!"

Xing Rong smiled innocently: "I did it on purpose. Xiao Sa said he likes to eat it. If I ask him to NG it again, he can eat one more bun."

Sa Risheng glanced at Brother Xing, smiled, reached out and touched another mutton bun unconsciously, and killed another in an instant.The director waved his hand and said, you two hurry up and take this one over, there is still a drawer of buns and pancakes in the kitchen, take them away and eat them!

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In the evening, the aroma of mutton, smoked chicken and milk tea wafted out of the yurt again, hovering over the sky road on the edge of the meadow, passing the familiar shadow of the car, Zhuang Xiao drove back.

Wearing a down jacket, Pei Yan squatted at the door of the big tent, and "teng" stood up!

He didn't expect that Zhuang Xiao would be able to come back as soon as he said he would, without being caught by anyone.

He thought that this person wouldn't be able to come back tonight, so he might stay overnight... But Zhuang Xiao was too reliable in his work, whatever he had made up his mind, he would do it, and no one could stop him.

Zhuang Xiao turned off the engine and got out of the car, slammed the door shut, and looked at Mr. Pei from afar.

The way Zhuang Xiao looked at him was more time-consuming and lasting than looking at others. Pei Yan firmly believed that he was not self-indulgent.

He was clutching a down jacket, with his hands folded in the sleeves, and a woolen hat, standing next to a skinny horse, and the setting sun was setting.It's so pitiful, who is waiting for the meal.Zhuang Xiao looked at him, smiled, shook his head, telling him: It's all right, don't worry.

The sky was getting dark, the surrounding lights were ambiguous, and dinner was not ready yet. Taking advantage of this free time, Zhuang Xiao casually said to the people around him: "I've been running for a day, it's rotten. I'm going to take a bath by the lake."

Zhuang Xiao took a white towel and a change of clothes, pulled out a horse from the herdsman's stable, turned on the horse and walked away, his back quickly disappeared behind the mountain...

After a few seconds, Pei Yan snorted: "The meal is not ready yet? I'll go out for a walk, and I'll be back in a while. Remember to leave me a leg for the mutton!"

He also took a horse away, slipped away quietly, and went in the direction of Zhuang Xiao's galloping horse...

On the other side of the tent, the manager knocked on the silver bowl of milk tea and muttered in a low voice, "I don't ask any questions after such a long time, everyone is back, and I don't even know where they are going..."

Xing Rong snorted in a low voice: "You are awesome, have you figured it out?"

"He seems to be driving to Hohhot today. I don't know who to meet, and we didn't catch up." The manager said, glanced at Xing Rong, and made an idea, "He just said to take a bath, why don't you go and have a look?"

Xing Rong rolled her eyelids: "When people take a bath, what should I 'see'? I don't want to wash anyway."

Everyone has a rebellious mentality, Xing Rong is under a lot of pressure and is inexplicably irritable.When he heard the word "Zhuang Xiao", he felt uncomfortable like a conditioned reflex. He felt very embarrassed and wanted to hide.

His company's team kept asking him to go up to Zhuang Xiao, just to gain popularity with each other. Mr. Zhuang returned to mainland China to shoot martial arts movies, and the traffic was at its peak.

The agent looked dejected, but in fact he was under a lot of pressure, and it was not easy to get along.The company has a big ranking for performance evaluation, how many announcements your artist has this quarter, how much media exposure, how much network click traffic, return on investment and income, all are compared with each other... Traffic niches have the pressure of traffic, work If you don't do well, you will be cut off by the whole group and replaced by others.

It is impossible for Zhuang Xiao to only make one movie when he returns to the mainland, if there is one, there will be two.In the past, investors felt that this person was too difficult to recruit, and there was no market for the price. Now they find that it is not so difficult to hire, and the salary is not sky-high. All kinds of script invitations have been thrown away. Once you are familiar with it, you will have the opportunity to cooperate again next time. .

Xing Rong, who follows the route of being a handsome niche in ancient costumes, was positioned by the company team, and should be matched with a leading hero like Zhuang Xiao, which is very suitable.

Who else could he date Zhuang Xiao?Acting with an actress is even less CP sense. On this issue, Xing Rong's fans, blacks, and passers-by have reached an unprecedented consensus, thinking that Xing Rong is more beautiful than any Xiaohua who acts opposite to him.And among the male actors in ancient costume movies of the same age, it is definitely not suitable to take a non-mainstream evil charmer like Pei Yan anyway.

After all, Zhuang Xiao's image of a hero who conforms to the audience's orthodox aesthetics is versatile on the widescreen. He is especially suitable to play with anyone, and the scene is very popular.

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