Drunken Master

Pei Yan is going to Hong Kong to attend an event these two days. The "Jiahuang Brothers" are rich and powerful, and have invested in a Hong Kong film company to co-produce drama series.In order to create momentum for the new project and new movie, an evening party was held on the TV station, and a series of celebrity interview programs were paired with it.

When Zhang Shaochi mentioned this event to Pei Yan earlier, he gave Pei Yan a wink, and Pei Yan took the job without saying a word.His director, Wang Yuanling, also praised him, Yo, baby, you have learned to be good this time, have you changed your sex?You actually promised our President Zhang to go to the platform at that party?

This is an exchange of favors, and Pei Yan knows it well, you always ask Mr. Zhang to do this and that, to cover this one and that one, you have to pay something so that the boss can also enjoy the sweetness, so that you can show that an artist can be used and the value of continued cultivation.

Moreover, he promised to show his talents across borders at the party, sang two songs with the artists of the local TV station, and joked with the host for a long time, and let the other party tease him to take off his shirt and dance a street dance on the spot.

This is really a great face for the organizer and Jiahuang's boss.

He was waiting backstage, sending out WeChat in his hand non-stop: [Sing two Cantonese songs, one is an old Beyond song, and one is a recent new song. 】

Zhuang Xiao replied to him: 【Do you speak Cantonese? 】

Pei Yan said: [What the fuck, no, I learned the lyrics now. 】

Zhuang Xiao said: [Is the pronunciation accurate?Don't go out and show your cowardice. 】

Pei Yan found a relatively quiet corner in the background, hummed to Zhuang Xiao on the phone, and Mr. Zhuang picked out three inaccurate pronunciations of the three sentences, how disgusting.

Zhuang Xiao said: [Stop singing nonsense, change the Mandarin! 】

Pei Yan laughed loudly: [Now I have problems with accent and slurred words, which is very sexy and fashionable! 】

Zhuang Xiao sang it to him on the phone, it was the old song of Beyond, "Lover".

"I hope you didn't cry secretly for me again, I don't want to leave your heart empty.

I hope you don't make me feel like I'm carrying too much sin, my heart is like water, you don't have to be intoxicated.

Oh—you know who is willing to go back.Who is between you and me..."

An octave lower than the original key, the subwoofer is engaging and the articulation is spot on.

Pei Yan was stunned: [You can sing, it's nice, why didn't you take the route of singing, film and television! 】

Zhuang Xiao said: [I can sing you a few lines, what about Sanqi. 】

Pei Yan thought about it, and then asked: [The lyrics are so familiar, Cantonese is so accurate, who have you sung "Lover" to? 】

Zhuang Xiao laughed at him: [I listened to the CD myself, if you don’t listen to it dozens of times, you are stupid!I didn’t sing it to others, but I sang it to you. Is it done? 】

……

However, Pei Yan didn't expect that something would happen to him in the two days since he left Beijing.

On the day he was expected to return to Beijing, Zhuang Xiao was invited to meet with the Asia-Pacific executives of a well-known watch brand.

This matter was Jiahuang's planner who made a bridge out of it, and directly came to buy one and build one, and Zhuang Pei fit into the endorsement, both were used, and one was indispensable.Zhuang Xiao and Pei Yan are two big celebrities in the kung fu circle. Their tough guy image and elite temperament fit the brand's positioning and value. The brand's executives thought it was a good idea, and Jiahuang happened to get a double share of the agency income from it. Everyone was happy.

Zhuang Xiao and his manager Bao Pengzhi went to the meeting together, drank coffee with the brand executives in a club, negotiated the remuneration, and then discussed the commercial shooting plan.The two sides talked very happily and the atmosphere was pleasant.

The meeting place is very quaint and quiet, with a glass greenhouse just across the window.Many tropical flowers and plants are planted in the greenhouse, which is still green in late autumn.

A figure came in from the side of the glass greenhouse, Zhuang Xiao raised his eyes and caught a glimpse...

Zhuang Xiao sat there and drank a cup of coffee.He put down the cup and didn't pick it up again. He swayed his legs and watched the old guy surnamed Du come in.

Presumably they were all business partners. Du Mingjun specially showed off his wristwatch of the same brand, and when he entered the room, he had a happy face, talking and laughing happily.The rest left the meeting one after another due to business, and called Bao Xiaopang to another room to review the contract.

Du Mingjun sat two feet away from Zhuang Xiao with a coffee in his hand, and when he smiled, there were two lines at the corners of his eyes.Her hairstyle and clothes were deliberately arranged, and she reckoned that she was very handsome, and she was prettier than a flower, so she greeted him, "Hello, Xiao, we meet again."

Zhuang Xiao stared at the other party: "Mr. Du is here again?"

Du Mingjun nodded: "Yeah, I've been tossing and turning these two days, and I really can't forget you. I really want to see you."

Zhuang Xiao said: "I usually don't get angry with anyone easily, and I don't think it's necessary. Du always thinks that if I have a good temper, I won't turn against you, kick off your car lights or Where are your parts?"

"Ah? Yo, isn't it? Are we all civilized people?" Du Mingjun smiled tactfully, took the cup Zhuang Xiao had just used, and kissed the rim of the cup where the coffee marks on his lips remained.

Zhuang Xiao stared at this person coldly.

I endured it again and again, you still have three, I still bear you?

Did you Du Mingjun and Zhang Shaochi know me for the first time?

……

The two were alone in a room, and it was a pity that outsiders could not witness how the conflict broke out.

Pei Yan also later pieced together the scene from some scraps and leftovers.In short, Zhuang Xiao moved a few fingers, and the old chrysanthemum lay down on the carpet in the room.

Du was always blinded by men's seductiveness, and he was so bold that he paid a heavy price.

In other words, he really thought that an actor who had no backstage power in the capital would have the guts to turn against him no matter what.Compared with money and power, what are the martial arts of a kung fu actor?You can fight, but do you dare to fight?In the circle, there are too many people who bend their waists for five buckets of rice, and you can bow your head with money. Several popular niches crawled over by kneeling and licking Du Mingju's crotch.

But he miscalculated today.

Du Mingjun's miserable howl came from the room, and the howling was immediately blocked.Zhuang Xiao grabbed several small towels for cleaning hands from the coffee table, folded them into a ball, and blocked Mr. Du's mouth.

Du Mingjun's trousers had already been taken off, and he took them off by himself. He was beaten immediately, clutching his crotch and screaming and rolling.

On the coffee table were several wristwatches presented by the high-level executives. Zhuang Xiao took a wristwatch with adjustable wristbands, the kind that could be tied to something and then tightened again... Old Chrysanthemum was scared to death at that time, and I really regretted it Come on, the vitals are knotted and the mouth is gagged, making a frightening sound like killing a pig, woo-woo-woo-woo-

Then, Zhuang Xiao stretched out his hand and pulled it from the sofa seat, and tore off a piece of fabric, textured, rough and wear-resistant, and put it in his hand: "Mr. a handful."

what--

After a burst of suppressed and inhuman screams, some people probably lost their skin on the spot.

Afterwards, Zhuang Xiao threw away the piece of cloth in his hand, stood up and shook his suit.

At that time, Du Mingjun was in so much pain, with snot and tears streaming down his face, he was very pitiful, and tremblingly said: "Zhuang Xiao, you are fucking crazy, there is something wrong with you, you are sadistic, you are a bully, do you have any fucking violent tendencies?" !"

Zhuang Xiao said at that time: "I just have violent tendencies, you know?"

Du Mingjun was about to pass out from the pain, weeping and wailing: "You and your father are both crazy, he is a drunkard, a domestic violence offender and a sadist, and you have inherited his mother's disease!"

Zhuang Xiao was silent for a moment, then nodded: "Yes, get out of here after you find out."

It has been suppressed for too long, too long, the viscous blood is about to boil in the chest cavity, the magma is roaring, and it has long wanted to erupt, and someone has come to the door.

It is true that there has been no fight for many years, and no resistance to anyone.

Zhuang Xiao knocked the coffee cup on the table and broke it into eight petals, and threw a pile of porcelain pieces in front of Du Mingjun's eyes: "Next time, I will stuff this broken cup into your chrysanthemum. Feed you enough so that you won't be able to eat anything else in the future. If you don't believe me, try again."

There should be no next time, and the old chrysanthemum will never dare to come again.

Zhuang Xiao took a half-naked photo of President Du rolling all over the floor.This guy's dick is swollen like a purple eggplant.

He casually sent the photo to Zhang Shaochi.

Before leaving, he said to the person lying on the ground: "Mr. Du, I suggest you call 119 and ask the fire brigade to rescue you. They can use tools to cut the thing. You can also call the police directly, or call the media reporter to complain. I'm violent and say I bullied you today! Do as you please."

Since you don't mix it up, you will be killed and the net will be broken.

On the same day, Zhuang Xiao met his manager and quickly walked out of the clubhouse with Bao Xiaopang.

A fire truck really came and drove to the door of the clubhouse, it should be the rescuers that Mr. Du called.

At that time, Zhuang Xiao told Bao Xiaopang very simply, buy a plane ticket quickly, find the nearest flight, go to Los Angeles first, and stay with me for a few days, or live with Liang Youhui.

He told Bao Xiaopang that Mr. Du's thing was strangled by the leather strap, and it was swollen. If it was not removed in time, it would die from ischemia-I did it.This time I was impulsive and I took care of it, so hurry up and go.

Boss Du's hobbies are well known in the circle, and he can imagine how intense and exciting the scene is, which can make Boss Du's eggplant bloom.

Bao Xiaopang asked: "We want to go together, brother?"

"I don't get involved with irrelevant people." Zhuang Xiao said bluntly, "A few years ago, because he refused the company's request to make a film, his agent was shot in the head in the car in front of the house. Do you know about this? "

Bao Xiaopang's expression changed, and he remained silent.

Of course we have heard of this matter, and everyone knows who is behind the scenes, but the case has not been solved, and no one has been caught.Moreover, the purpose of this kind of thing is to threaten and force you to submit. They won't directly do anything to big-name celebrities, but they will definitely attack people around you.

Bao Xiaopang said worriedly: "Then, buy two air tickets and let's go. It's no big deal, you'll do well there too, so you don't have to worry about not having any filming!"

Zhuang Xiao said: "I'll leave as soon as I settle some things, don't worry about it."

……

Pei Yan returned to Beijing in the afternoon and landed at the airport, unaware that the place has changed.

He lowered the brim of his hat, plugged in his earphones, and walked out of the aisle with his head down, still thinking, his Brother Xiao should come to pick him up at the airport, right?Last time when Zhuang Xiao arrived in Beijing, he made all the arrangements and personally picked him up. How grand and caring he was.

Although it is not appropriate for the two of them to have a secret affair and appear together in public, couples will always play some romantic and considerate tricks, popping up in unexpected places, holding a bouquet of flowers as a surprise or something.

If it was someone like Du Mingjun holding a bouquet of flowers, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, it would make him sick and throw all the flowers in the opponent's face, but if it was Zhuang Xiao... Suddenly, I was a little bit looking forward to it, You, Uncle Pei, haven't confiscated anyone's flowers yet.

Zhuang Xiao's call came in, and Pei Yan quickly picked it up: "Hey, where are you?"

Zhuang Xiao said, "Have you got off the plane? Are you okay?"

Pei Yan said, "We're here, we're about to go out, where are you?"

"I'm in the city." Zhuang Xiao said while driving, "Is there someone around you? The assistant picked you up? Be careful on the road and pay attention to safety."

"Oh." Pei Yan couldn't tell if she was disappointed.

With Zhuang Xiao, I'm afraid that in the future, I will have to get used to no one picking up the plane or sending flowers.It's because he himself is too clingy and affectionate.

Zhuang Xiao asked again: "What have you arranged for tonight?"

"There is no serious arrangement." Pei Yan said, "Maybe go to the company club to hang out and see who is playing there, or go home and rest."

Zhuang Xiao said: "Old Pei, don't go to the company, just go home and rest."

Pei Yan didn't express the complaint she was holding back on her lips: I thought you were going to ask me out tonight, but it turned out that you just asked me to go home and stay.I'll stay at home, why do you still have to tell me?

As soon as he walked out of the passageway, the professional fans stationed at the airport noticed his unique style and surrounded him, so he couldn't talk on the phone anymore.Fans enthusiastically handed over notebooks and asked for group photos. There were fans of his own movies, and there were fraternity fans who yearned for world peace. He fulfilled all requests one by one.

When taking a group photo, he was stuffed with plush toys by fans, so he was forced to take a photo with a big silly and cute rabbit. He smiled reluctantly in the middle of the team, almost pouted his mouth, and was about to grow rabbit ears up...

He was well received in Hong Kong this time, and he has attracted a lot of popularity from the local area. There are both male and female movie fans, and there are also elderly teachers and milk fans who frantically called him with signs in the gymnasium.In the past, the generation of superstars in martial arts and kung fu movies produced in Hong Kong are already old or dead, and there is no successor in this industry. There is a great need for young faces who are half-idol and half-capable to fill the vacuum and satisfy the feelings that the audience yearns for.The popularity of Pei Yan's packaging is to meet the needs of the times.

Sitting in the nanny car, Pei Yan swiped through Moments, and it was at this time that she got the news.

There are many work colleagues in his circle of friends, all employees of Jiahuang, and there are private group chats established by various studios and crews, and they are just talking nonsense to each other.There was a gossip during the day, how could no one break the news?

The person who broke the news said, do you believe it? Old Chrysanthemum was beaten up today. He heard that a fire engine and an ambulance were called and she was taken to the hospital.

A group of people ridiculed in cryptic terms, the famous chrysanthemum in the capital was beaten, it was very happy, this is a prince and grandson who has offended, and finally someone dares to clean him up, it's so lively.

Everyone uses various nicknames or abbreviations in chatting, and they are not responsible, but they can understand who they are talking about.

According to the news, in a certain club, they tried to harass them under the pretext of talking about advertising endorsements, but they were beaten.It is said that the private part was hooped, and the enoki mushroom swelled into a purple eggplant. The fire brigade came to help open it. It was miserable.If the Flammulina velutipes is disabled, this person really only has an old chrysanthemum left.

This is a piece of gossip, but no media or paparazzi will have the guts to release it.

The names of the two parties in the conflict were not mentioned at all, but Pei Yan understood when she saw the news, and froze in the car.

He immediately called Zhuang Xiao, and after calling several times, no one answered.Send a letter and don't reply.

Will the other party call the police?Will it distort and smear in front of the media?Will there be retaliation?

If he had known this, he regretted that he only smashed the headlights of Du Mingjun's luxury car, and didn't just smash the Flammulina velutipes directly.

Pei Yan scolded "Bastard, you bastard" and was so angry that she sent a voice message to Zhang Shaochi: "The one surnamed Du is a bastard. I know you have done a good job. Don't overdo it when it's almost done."

After scolding, thinking about it, he sent another message in a calm and relaxed tone.

He said: "My parents know that I'm with him. I've seen my parents agree. He has written his surname Pei on his forehead. Don't touch our family."

Who knows if Zhang Shaochi is afraid of Xu Qishang scolding, "Dama monkey, you kid, now you have made money and become a big boss, you turned your face and refused to recognize anyone, and you dare to bully our son-in-law of the Pei family, try to slap you."Ms. Xu is usually a very personable person, so she won't go to Mrs. Zhang to tear her hair and face, but when she goes back to her natal family to visit relatives during the holidays, she will go to the old lady of Zhang's family to chat and cry, and then send a few more Gossip black material is enough to make Zhang Shaochi a pot.

Pei Yan ordered the assistant to pull over and let those people take a taxi back by themselves.The road to the airport is not easy to take a taxi?Then find a few small yellow cars and ride back.

He drove his own car and roared all the way into the city.

He first went to the apartment where Zhuang Xiao lived, and walked around the underground garage to see that the parking space was empty and he was not at home.He immediately drove out of the garage, turned around, and went straight to another place.It is telepathy, thinking of what Zhuang Xiao said in the past two days, you can guess where the other party may be.

He was particularly worried about what would happen to Zhuang Xiao, and also worried that Du Mingjun would report to the police and frame him for intentional injury.

Many things flashed through my mind, and the jumping scenery flashed through the car window.

Zhuang Xiao asked him where he bought that cake, and said that he was sweeter than the cake, and he even sang to him on the phone, singing the song "Lover"...

"Whether it is fate, love, innocence, or accident;

There are tears, guilt, dedication, and patience;

It is the person, the wall, or the cold winter, hidden in the eyes;

Day and night have fantasies, can't wait.

How many springs and autumns have changed;

How many bumps do not love;

How sad you are in the sea of ​​people. "

……

He drove past the patisserie, slowed down, glanced into the window, it wasn't there.He turned the steering wheel and turned around the corner of the street to the subway station.

He turned around and caught sight of the person at a glance. Uncle Zhuang, that old guy, was stumbling along the street.

But it was hard for him to make a U-turn when he drove past it all at once, and he was stuck at a chaotic intersection with no way to advance or retreat.He pressed the window and looked out.

Uncle Zhuang came out from home to buy wine.

When I went out, I found that I forgot to put on my clothes, or I was not so clear at this time, so I came out without realizing that I was wearing a bathrobe-style nightgown, and I was still in a "vacuum" inside.Uncle Zhuang staggered straight to the supermarket, causing panic in a small area along the way, and people around thought he had encountered an exhibitionist.

On the counter of the supermarket, he fumbled and babbled, his eyes were dull, but he didn't bring enough money.

Someone handed him a bottle of wine from the side, but I don't know who handed it to him.

It's a good thing to give away for free. Uncle Zhuang took the bottle of wine, turned around, and walked home along the sidewalk.

Zhuang Xiao appeared in Pei Yan's field of vision, striding from a distance, weaving through the crowds on the street, looking for his father.Zhuang Xiao saw it and shouted.Pei Yan also saw it, and shouted from his direction, but didn't know if the other party heard it.

Uncle Zhuang leaned against a tree on the sidewalk, limped, looked at the street scene, lamented the desolate old age accompanied by wine, laughed, and drank with his neck raised.

Zhuang Xiao rushed to his eyes and slapped the wine bottle with a "slap", knocking it flying more than ten meters away!

The wine bottle shattered to the ground, and the liquid inside foamed on the ground, like some kind of strong acid.

Uncle Zhuang didn't know why, he was in a daze, and wanted to push his son away, so as not to hinder his addiction.Zhuang Xiao almost half dragged and half dragged the old guy back.

Suddenly another black car rushed over from another direction, rushed straight to the sidewalk, and crashed into the father and son.

Zhuang Xiao raised his eyes and saw the car, and pushed his father to the sidewalk, the black car almost rubbed against his waist.Zhuang Xiao rolled several times on the spot, and when the car turned and hit it again, he stepped on the front windshield of that car...

Pei Yan yelled and rushed out of his car, and rushed all the way to the scene of the incident.

With a look of horror and anger on his face, he shuttled between the motor vehicles and electric vehicles at the intersection.He saw it all and was terrified...

In fact, the black car was fine, it didn't pull out the guy, and it didn't chase after him, it was obviously a warning, at this time, the car backed up and turned around, and ran away in a flash.

……

Zhuang Xiao rolled from the back of the car, fell, and staggered to his feet.

Zhuang Xiao glanced at his father, who also looked for his son in surprise.For a moment, I was in a trance.He walked over slowly and knelt down: "Are you okay? Didn't you hit me?"

Something translucent came out of Uncle Zhuang's gray eyes, he shook his head, and grabbed Zhuang Xiao's sleeve.

When Pei Yan ran over, he picked up a long-handled shovel from the roadside cleaning car, and threw it at the rear of the black car, smashing the taillight of the other side with a "bang dang".

He was furious and wanted to chase, but Zhuang Xiao yelled, "Don't chase."

Pei Yan ran back with a face full of pain: "What's wrong with you? Did you hit me just now?!"

Zhuang Xiao shook off his hand: "Don't stay here, go quickly."

Pei Yan wanted to hug Zhuang Xiao's waist and talk, but was thrown away by the other party again.Zhuang Xiao yelled at him: "Idiot has a paparazzi, why don't you fucking leave?!"

……

Pei Yan quickly slipped away and left the scene.Someone really followed him, as if he was ready to catch up to take pictures of Uncle Zhuang's dregs in his nightgown with his chest exposed, and also Zhuang Xiao.

Zhuang Xiao helped his father all the way home, expressionless, and elbowed a camera lens that was too close and too threatening...

Pei Yan went around in a circle and quietly drove away his car. Later, he guessed that the crowd watching the scene had dispersed. It was night and they stopped before he entered the building.

The light in the room was very dark, Zhuang Xiao was standing by the door, just waiting for him.

Pei Yan didn't dare to be disturbed, and approached cautiously, for fear that there was an active volcano buried below that could erupt at any time.He touched Zhuang Xiao's wrist, and was immediately held by the other party, his fingers interlocking.

The body slowly moved closer, still hugging, head against head.

Pei Yan hugged him properly, and comforted him in a low voice: "It's okay, everything can be resolved, don't worry too much, you and your father will move to my house for a few days, will my house be safe...it's not a big deal , I can help you solve it."

He kissed Zhuang Xiao, kissed the other person's face and dimples, even though there was neither "wine" nor "holes" at this time.

He went into the house again to look for antiseptic potions and gauze band-aids and the like.Zhuang Xiao had a little scratches on his arms and fingers.

Feeling restless, completely uncertain, the haze gradually expanded, but he couldn't force the other party to make any confession or promise.

Zhuang Xiao also hugged him for a long time, then raised his head with great difficulty and faced him: "Old Pei, you are too close to me, too close. Can you stay away from me?"

"..."

Am I getting too close to you already.

Is it making you uncomfortable and suffocating?

Pei Yan looked at each other sadly, her eyes were hot, hugging the person in front of her, she was reluctant to let go, and the distance seemed to be getting farther and farther if she didn't let go, she was really in a dilemma.