Drunken Master

Pei Yan stood in front of his parents for a while, gradually adapting to this other world.One step back, back to the warm place where he originally belonged.

The mood suddenly became quiet again.What were you doing just now?It should not have smashed someone's car.

There was an ashtray on the coffee table, Pei Yan picked it up and played with it over and over in his hand.This ashtray is still new, the same as when I bought it, it is for Zhuang Xiao, although Zhuang Xiao has never used it, it is new.

Zhuang Xiao tried his best not to smoke when he was here, this person didn't even leave him with the slightest aftertaste, and he left very cleanly.

He put the ashtray into the drawer of the cabinet, and then took the photo frame of the two people on the TV cabinet, as well as the imperial palace guard doll that Zhuang Xiao gave him, all kinds of small ornaments and toys, and put them all in the drawer.He wouldn't throw these things away, but when he put them in the room and saw them uncomfortable, he hid them one by one.

Xu Qishang winked at her husband: Otherwise, shall we go?

Pei Zhixun winked back: Don't you ask what's going on?

Xu Qishang winked: You ask?

Pei Zhixun shook his head: I don't ask.

Xu Qishang winked: Then we two old guys are still staying here, is it an eyesore?

Pei Zhixun also took off his glasses and wiped them. He didn't know where there was so much moisture on the glasses. He put them on again with an unspeakable expression, and said in a low voice, "I looked at him very seriously this time. I thought it was good. Not bad, reliable, and entertaining..."

Xu Qishang said in a low voice: "I also think he is very serious, it will be even more uncomfortable if he is serious, how uncomfortable..."

Xu Qishang took a step forward and said, "Why don't we go out for a meal? Baby, what do you want to eat?"

Pei Yan said, "Don't eat."

Xu Qishang said: "Honey, you still have to eat, or I'll make it for you? Even though I cook it, you don't like it even more."

Pei Yan didn't want to talk, so she turned and went into the bedroom.

It was only when he entered the bedroom that he saw a new double mattress erected next to the big bed in his bedroom, which almost occupied the entire field of vision, causing a "boom" in his head...

It was the one he ordered a few days ago, and it just arrived, just when he was not at home.Pei Yan stared at the mattress, not knowing what kind of expression he could have on his face, his chest trembled a little, feeling that he couldn't hold on.

He said softly: "Sign for it?... Can I return it?"

"Can you let the delivery man come back and take it away? You don't need to refund the money, just take him away and give it to him."

For a mattress, from placing an order to receiving the goods, two weeks, such a short period of time, threw him from the sky to the ground.No, it fell into a bottomless pit.

Usually, he is promiscuous, unscrupulous, and always with outsiders. He thinks that he is serious about his relationship and has a long-term relationship. He wants two people to be together all the time and have a companion for each other.Maybe he is too casual at ordinary times, does he always give people the impression that he is not serious?Do you have to change friends and mattresses every three to two months?

Seeing this expression, Xu Qishang hurriedly said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I signed for it, and I tore open the package, isn't it owed... Then, let's move out again, no more."

Pei Zhixun looked at his wife: Move out again?

Xu Qishang gave instructions with winks: Didn't you understand?Why are you talking nonsense, move quickly.

The old couple rolled up their sleeves, moved the mattress, and moved out.

"Yanyan, it's okay, don't worry about it, you sit down and rest, we two move!" Xu Qishang said.

"What a big deal...it's not a big deal," Pei Zhixun said.

Two old guys, one inside and one outside, started moving the mattress out.The mattress was at the height of the door frame, and the height was just stuck on the upper edge of the door frame. It couldn't get out, so it had to be turned sideways, tilted at an angle, and rubbed out inch by inch...

Xu Qishang set up the mattress from below in an elegant half-squatting position.

Pei Zhixun dragged it outside, it was very heavy, it was not easy to drag it, it couldn't be moved.He pressed half of his face against the edge of the mattress, and his glasses rubbed from his eye sockets to his forehead, squinting his eyes and sweating, which was extremely funny.After going out of this school, he can be regarded as a great playwright. He writes scripts and jokes for others outside, but at home, he can write jokes by himself...

Pei Yan sat for a while, then got up without saying a word, and went to help push.

"We don't need you." Xu Qishang waved her hand, "Why do you think my mother's basic skills are not as good as yours? Why can't I squat down?"

"No, you are the best. You are the best in our family's kung fu..." Pei Yan hugged his dear mother from behind, resting his chin on her shoulder.

Now I want to hug someone, find someone who can accept his arms.

"Of course, I'm still able to bend my back. My students all praise me for taking good care of me. "The Drunken Concubine" and "Mu Guiying in Command" are all complete sets of singing, reciting, playing and playing on stage, and they are no worse than you. "Xu Qishang said.

Johnny Wu tried to help pull the mattress from outside the door frame, but the mattress wouldn't budge in the man's hands.Pei Zhixun snorted coldly: "It's just your arms and legs, forget it, it looks like you didn't work when you were young. Those of us have endured hardships and moved bricks when we were young!"

The huge mattress was finally dragged to the gate.

Xu Qishang took a closer look, oops, it's so high-end, so luxurious, and the quality is quite good, little monkey, you have a good taste in shopping this time, the person you choose is not reliable, but the mattress you choose is reliable.What are you doing?No refund, we two old guys came home to sleep on this mattress.My back hurts, I sleep on the hard side, old guy, if your back doesn't hurt, you sleep on the soft side.good, very good!

The couple panted, wiped their sweat with handkerchiefs, and stood under the porch.

I feel uncomfortable, and I can't complain about the delivery, the mattress, or Mr. Zhuang, for fear of making my son sad.

Wang Yuanling called to ask, and Johnny Wu spoke on the phone in a low voice: "Ah, yes...the damage was really serious...the big baby is in a bad mood, and they are chasing too hard. It's not kind...then pay for it Lah, oops, you still blame me for not stopping? It’s not bad if he didn’t hit me!..."

When Xu Qishang heard it, her loving mother's face changed as soon as she said it, and she snorted: "I'm sorry, I don't need your company to pay for it, let his father pay for it. What a thing, I'll smash it if it's me...

"Then who, you go downstairs and smash it for me again, the glass and tires are mine, let his father pay for it."

Xu Qishang raised his hand to Johnny Wu and told him, "Go, smash it, isn't the rear tire okay? Gouging his rear tire."The old lady has a backache from carrying the mattress, so let the old lady take a breather and rest for a while.

Xu Qishang sat on the sofa, brushed off the wrinkles and dust from her long skirt, then stared blankly, really disappointed.There is no one to take care of Yanyan anymore, and no one is in pain.

The old mother is still reliable, and the mother will always love the big baby the most.

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Pei Yan squatted in front of the small TV cabinet in the bedroom, picking apart those rare DVDs and posters starring Zhuang Xiao, as well as some privately copied small movies and pornographic films.

Notes on the title, actors, and film category are all played by others.

Those who deliberately concealed information and did not annotate any text were photographed by Zhuang Xiao.

He closed the drawer tightly, took a roll of wide adhesive tape for express delivery, sealed the drawer, and pasted all the gaps on the edge of the drawer.Brother Xiao's aura is too strong, his breath will flow out from the crack of the drawer.

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Pei Yan then joined the filming group.He didn't miss a day, life must go on, and the contract must be fulfilled.

Isn't it just being dumped? It's no big deal, and it can make outsiders laugh at him?

Every time I enter a new crew, get involved in the script, and make a new group of friends, it seems to enter a new life experience.We are all young people, eating and living together, having fun together.The past can be temporarily forgotten, as if it never happened.

The last relationship belonged to the crew of "Dragon Fighting the Sky". That drama was completely over and broke up. The relationship created by the crew will never last long.After leaving the crew, they go their separate ways, and the next time we meet, we will be familiar strangers, it's always like this.

Johnny Wu quietly inquired about it, and when he heard about it, Zhuang Xiao took the plane that night and left. He left quickly and neatly, with a one-way ticket, and returned to Los Angeles.Zhuang Xiao's agent, Bao Pengzhi, and other team members even left on the earlier flight, returning to the United States to start work.

Johnny Wu hugged his big baby on the set, rubbing and comforting: "It's okay, it's normal for couples to separate and reunite. Look, my wife and I have been together for almost 20 years. Guess we broke up. How many times?"

"Four times." Pei Yan blurted out, guessing what a fart, you talkative, how many times have you said it, you have fun playing together, right?

"That's right, four times, every time he couldn't take it anymore and came back to look for me, he misses me very much!" Johnny Wu said.

"Really cheap." Pei Yan commented softly.

"Hehe, anyway, he's still with me now, and he trades back and forth, thinking that the other party is the best, going around, and in the end, that person is destined to be yours." Johnny Wu patted Pei Yan on the shoulder.

"That's the two of you, he will be like the two of you, regret it and come back to ask me to get back together?" Pei Yan said.

Uncle Johnny shrugged, who knows, it's hard to say.

"Will Zhuang Xiao seek reconciliation with anyone? He won't." Pei Yan said, "He said to separate, and he won't come back to me again."

"Oh...forget it." Uncle Johnny really felt sorry for the silly boy, and kissed Pei Yan on the forehead.

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This film is another man's play, a group of rough guys hang out on the set every day, fighting each other, shooting, punching, speeding...or running, exercising.Otherwise, they would hold a boxed lunch and beat their teeth and fart to gossip, or find actresses in the same group to tease the poor.

This is a joint venture between Jiahuang and Hong Kong. There are several first-tier and second-tier big names in the group, and the food and accommodation standards have been raised.The hotel needs to live in a five-star hotel, and the contract states that there are minimum requirements for the room floor and square meter area.The toilets on the set were directly redecorated for them, and the toilets must not smell.

Everyone eats the same boxed lunch every day, but when the four dishes are suddenly added to six dishes, the whole group is exhausted.

The bosses are very dedicated to filming, as if there is a set of unwritten standards in the industry, there are industry rules, if you are not dedicated, you will be rejected by the industry and boycotted by the market.People are also easy-going, especially like to hug the old Comrade Pei to make daily routines, "Little brother, you can fight" "You are the real young and Dangerous boy, next time you come to our Central to play"!

There are a lot of fighting scenes in gangster movies.Pei Yan plays a young, energetic and rebellious policeman, who has many fierce fights with the bandit leader and the insider ghosts of the police circle, all of which are hard-nosed, punching to the flesh, real fights and kicks.

After a fight scene, Pei Yan and the big guy from Central had bruised and swollen faces.

As long as they are out of the camera, the two masters are Ge You paralyzed on the chair, each holding a bag of ice cubes and applying them to their swollen faces.The director actually NGed them seven or eight times. In the long shot, he either said that he didn't kick hard enough, or that some corpse was in the wrong place; another time, a dog came in the shot, and its tail was wagging for a long time, but it didn't willing to go.

On the monitor, the police and gangsters were confronting each other, gesticulating with guns, with a dog in between, woof, woof, woof, woof, and then Pei Yan was the first to laugh.

Pei Yan with her hips on her hips, commanded the dragon dog: "Come on, go on, go over there and yell, bite them! They are all criminal groups over there!"

The dog barked twice, looked left and right, felt that he was more like a criminal group, and rushed towards him bravely.

Hahaha—the gangsters laughed.

Pei Yan ran away: "Fuck me, I thought you were a police dog, but you were picked up by bad guys!!..."

He NGed a few more times, and there was a bruise on his waist.

Hong Kong directors have always had the same way of making films. They can do whatever they want to save money and be realistic. They are dedicated from top to bottom. They especially don’t like to use stunt animation when making action movies, they just use real people.

Anyway, all the actors have joined the group, and the special effects are so expensive, so it’s cheaper to play them really.

The camera approached in front of Pei Yan, and they were all close-up shots, taking pictures of the black blood bursting from his brow bone and the blood beads on his eyelashes, reflecting the cruel beauty of violent aesthetics.

As soon as the opponent kicked over, it was required that the kick must be eaten into his flesh, creating a real effect of kicking a broken rib and vomiting blood.

Pei Yan was kicked and kicked like this, and was kicked several times in a slow-motion manner. Every day he started work, he could save the crew hundreds of thousands of post-production fees, which was quite a sense of accomplishment.

The gangster's "black car" ran towards him at high speed.The driver had to brake suddenly at the moment of impact, while Pei Yan had to dive and roll out, creating the effect of being knocked into the air.

The black car rushed towards him, Pei Yan stared at the front of the car...

"Hey?!" the action director called out to him.

He stopped in the middle of the street at that time, blown by the wind, as if he had suddenly fallen into a trance, forgetting what he was going to do.His mind was blank, he looked at the car...

There was a loud bang of "Bang", and the impact sound was very terrifying.

The stunt driver was very experienced, slammed on the brakes early, and still crashed.Pei Yan was soaring up in the air, and it looked scary from the camera, as if a piece was dented in the middle, and flew seven or eight meters away...

Everyone was startled and shocked, and the action director and staff hurriedly gathered around.

Pei Yan got up from the ground by herself, holding on to her waist.

He bent down slightly, straightened up again, and repeated several times.

"It's okay." He moved, "No broken bones."

"Go to the hospital and get an examination report," the producer immediately ordered, "don't have a concussion."

"It's okay, I was distracted just now." Pei Yan said to the director, "I'm just distracted, sorry, come again, everyone!"

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The crew gave Pei Yan a day off, asked him to go to the hospital for an examination, and then rested in the hotel.

There was another layer of bruise on top of the bruise around his waist.

Lying in the hotel room, with the mobile phone tucked under the blanket, every time the phone rang, every time the WeChat notification sounded, he quickly picked it up and looked at it, still harboring some unrealistic expectations in his heart, and then silently stuffed the phone back under the pillow .How silly.

He actually sent Zhuang Xiao a message.

It's not a begging to get back together, it's just an occasional greeting.He just wanted to let the other party know that he was still there—as long as Zhuang Xiao was willing to turn around.

It's not the young and immature holding hands between junior high school students. Changing schools and deskmates will change their minds and change boyfriends. We are all adults, thinking clearly enough, brains clear enough, and those who are determined don't want to take it easy. just give up.

He will not hide his enthusiasm and thoughts from the other party.

He leaned against the quilt, and sent another message: [I bumped my waist while filming, and there was a lot of bruises, and no one rubbed it for me.My waist is almost finished, just like your waist. 】

For a long time, there was no reply.

He couldn't hold back, and sent another one: [How are you doing recently, why didn't you reply to me?Say hello, I want to know you're okay. 】

After a while, Zhuang Xiao finally replied: 【Very good, don't worry. 】

Pei Yan stared at the text message, thinking, is this from Zhuang Xiao?

Zhuang Xiao was deliberately ignoring the one where he said "waist bumped", and pretended not to see it.

I just want to cut off his hope, it's really heartless.

In the next few days, halfway through the filming process, the production team stopped work at night, and the producer drove a few leading actors out to the city for entertainment.

Several bigwigs in Central want to eat authentic Peking duck. The producer opened a large private room at Dadong Roast Duck Restaurant for dinner, saying that this is the place where the President of the United States eats roast duck. The tender little suckling duck melts in the mouth.

As soon as the duck was on the table, Pei Yan said, "Why is this a duck? This is a quail!"

The bosses in Central laughed and said that the ducks raised here in Beijing are so small that they are reluctant to eat them.

The ducklings are very small and tender, not enough to fit between their teeth, so everyone ordered one, and everyone had a piece of duckling in front of them.Pei Yan rolled the duck meat with lotus leaf cakes, and the meat really melted in his mouth. He basically swallowed the duck meat one bite at a time.

Wanting to order some other dishes, Pei Yan said to the waiter, "I'll have spicy chicken."

The person who paid for the treat laughed at him: "Yan Bao'er, the taste of this restaurant is Beijing cuisine and Shandong cuisine, not spicy chicken."

"Oh," Pei Yan said, "Is there Hunan fried pork?"

"Beijing cuisine and Lu cuisine!" the boss said, "Why don't I bring you a plate of sea cucumber with abalone sauce?... Jiuzhuan large intestine?... They are all good dishes, high-end dishes, and they don't sell cheap dishes like that."

Pei Yan closed the menu: "I just eat Hunan fried pork, what's so difficult about it? Let the master cook me a plate."

During the banquet, glasses were exchanged, and there were many figures in front of him. Pei Yan drank with everyone, smiling all the time.With him around, we never stand in the cold, he is very good at chatting.

This plate of Hunan fried pork was placed in front of him alone.Others don't bother to eat this cheap dish, others eat truffle foie gras and sea cucumber with abalone sauce.

He immersed himself in his work, carefully picked out the diced meat, minced meat, and meat stars from the dish one by one, and put them into a clean bowl, watched them, and refused to eat them.He only ate the onion, ginger and pepper left on the plate, slowly chewing the taste.

In the future, I will be sensible and learn to take care of others and love others.

Lively when it should be lively, quiet when it should be quiet, and stay away from you when it should be, so as not to annoy you.

You can eat all the meat, and I will eat chili.I'll give you whatever you like, and I'll wrap up whatever you don't like.

Brother Xiao, can you come back?

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