Drunken Master

Zhuang Xiao's words in WeChat, dragged Pei Shaoxia, who was riding the auspicious clouds with the Buddha's light on his head, and preparing to go to the west to learn scriptures, back to the ground with one step, and fell into the rolling world full of emotions and desires again.

Pei Yan listened to the voice on the phone many times.

I have listened to it more than thirty times.The battery of the mobile phone is fully charged, and the buddies who were sitting and charging with him all left one after another to catch the plane, but he is still sitting here listening to the music, dazed.

This is impossible.

Could this be what Zhuang Xiao said?This person has not been stolen!

The address to him was wrong, the tone of voice was wrong, and even his voice seemed to have changed.People like Zhuang Xiao don't know how to say nasty words, whether they like it or not, they never say it, and he never expected it.

There is a time difference between the two places, and it seems that there is a serious time difference when doing business, and they always miss the point.He called Zhuang Xiao, but no one answered, and the other party didn't know what he was busy with.

Could it be that he is filming on the set? This is too coincidental.

……

Pei Yan quickly bought another flight to Los Angeles.The passenger traffic between these two cities is busy, and you can buy a ticket and board the plane at any time.

He coolly left a message for Zhuang Xiao: "I'm flying from Chicago to Los Angeles now, go to your place! I'll go and fuck you, you wait to receive my 36 sets of punches."

Other gibberish messages poured into the phone as well.For sure, he defected to the United States alone, and the people over there were blown up. Many people were looking for him, hoping that he would go back quickly.

On the contrary, he is not afraid of answering voicemails from Zhang Shaochi or whoever scolds him, come and listen to one, delete one after listening, delete it happily, so as not to take up my memory capacity!Sure enough, the only person in this world who could tug at his heart and torment him so fascinated that he was almost insane was the one he cared about.As for the others, he really doesn't care who scolds him or hates him.If you can't be the best and the most perfect in this life, then be the proudest and most hateful one, and some people will like him and despise him, ha ha.

Zhang Shaochi didn't scold him with a bad face, he was really very gracious, and calmly left him a message, two sentences: First, that son of a bitch Du Mingjun is talking nonsense, I only do business, I have never harmed anyone with my own hands.Who is Lao Tzu, don't you know me?Second, Yanyan, you are about to join the cast in three days. You can’t release the crew’s pigeons. This is a breach of contract. This violates the professional ethics of an actor. You should come back to me immediately.

Pei Yan also knew that it was very wrong to break the contract and run away temporarily.

He knows right and wrong in his heart, and he also has the concept of right and wrong, but in his heart, his brother Xiao's priority is above the concept of right and wrong, and he can't bear it for a moment.

I have done this for you, and if I go all out, will you care about me more and cherish me more? ...

He only had a bag on his back, no change of clothes, no cash, wandering alone in Chicago O'Hare Airport, known as the giant of the shipping industry, just a child who lost his way and couldn't find his way home.That feeling is very unpleasant, very lonely, I really want to see Zhuang Xiao, and I really want him to come and pick him up... When people are helpless and at a loss about the future, they tend to be vulnerable, and they really want to have a solid and warm one. embrace leaning on.

He withdraws some money from the ATM, puts it in his pocket, and buys himself coffee and a burger and fries.

He sucked on the hot and crispy French fries, wishing to imagine that what he sucked was his brother Xiao's thigh, it was so delicious.

Wandering around the terminal hall for a few times, I became familiar with some black buddies waiting for the plane, and invited them to eat French fries together.The black buddies chatted nonsense with him, the accent was too strong for him to understand.However, Mr. Pei is familiar with everyone, especially not afraid of crowded scenes.The pullover hoodie he was wearing, the hip-hop pants showing the edge of his underwear, and his attire was also very popular.The young people bumped fists enthusiastically, and he became familiar with them again.

Hei buddies hummed some music, and Pei Yan played along with the rhythm, showing some hip-hop moves.

He then boarded the plane and flew to Los Angeles...

It was such an unlucky time gap that caused the two of them to miss each other again.

Zhuang Xiao has already taken a series of shots at the fastest speed.He wore theater makeup on the set, his face was covered with oil paint, and there was something like a rubber mask stuck on it. He couldn't breathe through his nose, so he could only breathe cold air through his mouth.He was hung by the wire rope, quickly shuttled through the snow-covered jungle, fought with primitive weapons like a wild hunter, and jumped from the top of a towering giant cedar to fight the "man-bear".

Several of the bears in the crew are fake, they are large plush toys played by special actors, running round and round on the set.However, there is another bear that is real. It was brought to the set by the animal trainer, and the protagonist was asked to shoot some medium and long-range culling shots.

Zhuang Xiao held a shield and an exaggerated weapon, with black hair fluttering, riding a horse, fighting the bear, sweating all over in the winter.He was a little scared, but the horse was really scared, it raised its front hoof and threw him out...

In post-production, this shot will be embellished. The bear will be painted as a demon bear with fangs and four palms on the ground, and the horses will wear armor and wings. They are fighting in the clouds and mist, surrounded by magnificent ice waterfalls that represent the Middle Ages. , giant sequoia, red pine, bleeding sun... also convinced the boundless imagination of the great director.

In this episode, there is finally no group gymnastics-style extras waving light sticks, but Zhuang Xiao and Jason are playing the two leading roles.Zhuang Xiao was hanging on the wire for a whole morning, fighting all kinds of monsters, and had no chance to catch his breath.

The director finally let him go.

As soon as the safety rope was removed from his body, Zhuang Xiao ran all the way to the lounge cabin with his makeup on, took out his mobile phone from his bag, opened it, and was bombarded by ten or eight missed calls and a bunch of voice messages from Mr. Pei...

He originally wanted to call Mr. Pei after the show, and ask him where he is now, are you still in China? After I finish filming this scene, I will find a way to ask for leave from the crew and go back to find you.

After all, the two haven't seen each other for a long time, so they first chat calmly on the phone, talk about their plans for future career and life, and then discuss how to meet.

This is the rhythm and pace of Zhuang Xiao's work with others.

Pei Yan said to him in the voice, "I've arrived at the Chicago airport now, it's colder than Heilongjiang!"

"I bought a ticket from Chicago to Los Angeles now, and I will find you in Los Angeles in a moment."

"I'm ready to beat you, spank your ass, until you admit your mistake and beg for mercy, tell me you are wrong, you are really wrong, and you will never dare again."

"Are you at home or not? Don't run away, don't try to avoid me!"

"..."

There are also some voices, Pei Yan is obviously panting wildly in the crowd at the airport, talking while running, but can't make out what he said.

Zhuang Xiao was in a mess when he heard it, almost going crazy.

I can't understand Pei Yan's way of doing things and thinking at all.The two are simply out of character.

Why are you in such a hurry?

You idiot, why don't you find a place to rest at the Chicago airport?You just need to sleep comfortably in the hotel, and I will pick you up with a padded winter coat.

Why do you buy a plane ticket and fly around the world, is it fun for you?

……

In the many years that the two will live together in the future, he will have to adapt to Mr. Pei's temper and thinking.Pei Yan is so different from him, he seems to never be able to keep up with the other party's routine, every time he is dragged and kicked forward, he has to roll and crawl in embarrassment to catch up with the other party...

But he is not at home now, not in that city, he is filming in a national park a few hours away.Yanyan ran around alone, she was too impulsive to do things, what should she do if she ran away from an unfamiliar place?

Zhuang Xiao immediately asked for leave from the crew. He couldn't shoot the afternoon scene and had to go home immediately.

This expression of urgency, as if the house at home is on fire, and the flames have already rushed to the roof, and he needs to rush home now to put out the fire!

As a result, Zhuang Xiao played another "big card" in this crew.

Regardless of the tight shooting schedule of the crew, he temporarily asked for leave and left the set, and turned around and left without even taking off his makeup and changing his clothes.There must be some people in the crew discussing and criticizing him privately.There were several Chinese actors and staff members present, and the director was also his own, and they all knew each other. He couldn't tell the truth that he left the group and ran away because he wanted to reunite with Pei Yan for a long time. He couldn't confide a word.The two very limited experiences of playing big names in his career as an actor were all for Pei Yan.

He left a message to Pei Yan, exhorting and exhorting him ten thousand times, speaking seven or eight voices for the first time, speaking patiently.

"Son, you go to Los Angeles and find a hotel, stay there obediently, and the airport shuttle will take you to the nearest hotel.

"You are not allowed to go anywhere, you are not allowed to run around, do you understand what your parents say?"

"Do you have any money with you? Keep your cards and money away. Los Angeles is a mess. Be careful."

"Don't go out for a stroll, you can't go in some neighborhoods, if you don't know the way, you are not allowed to go anywhere!"

He immediately bought a plane ticket from Northern California to Southern California.

However, when he got on the plane, Pei Yan arrived in Los Angeles and called him, but his phone had no signal...

The whole day of the two of them was extremely long in their thoughts, and they were spent between accidents and accidents.

Both were worried about each other, and both wanted to see each other too much, as if they couldn't wait for a moment.For Pei Yan, when he has a decision and a belief in his heart, it is foolish to wait in place, and the most heroic to pursue actively!His life is always running on the road with high spirits and clear goals.

When Zhuang Xiao landed in Los Angeles, he had already imagined all kinds of possible accidents, and answered the phone calmly: "Where are you now? Don't you want to beat me up? I'm here for you to hit me. Where are you going to hit me?"

"Oh, you're here?" Pei Yan's voice was mixed with the sound of cars and the wind on the road, "I...I stopped a car on the side of the highway, and I'm driving north, where are you?"

Zhuang Xiao froze in place, unable to speak for a full minute, it seemed like a lifetime before the bustling crowds at the airport, his mind was empty.

"Old Pei, you, you find a place to get off, you find a place and wait for me, will it work?" Zhuang Xiao said.

"Oh, I, I don't know where it is now?" Pei Yan said.

"What kind of car did you stop?" Zhuang Xiao was furious and wanted to curse, but couldn't, because he was too worried about the other party.In a foreign country, on a cold winter night, where is Yanyan?

"Maybe it's a supermarket refrigerated truck? It's driven by a black buddy. I think he's lonely driving alone. He really wants to talk to me. I..." Pei Yan was still talking.

"Old Pei...you...babe, can you get out of the car and find a hotel." Zhuang Xiao trembled.The little monkey was so courageous that he dared to hitch a ride on the highway, relying on himself as a Kung Fu monkey.

"What—" Pei Yan shouted.

"Baby, ask the driver to get off the highway and find you a hotel, open a room for me, and then send me the address of the hotel, will you listen to my brother?" Zhuang Xiao's voice trembled a little.

"Wh-what-listen-no-clear-" Pei Yan kept shouting.

"Baby..." Zhuang Xiao closed his eyes.

"Hahahaha——" Pei Yan laughed, "Hey! I heard that, I just want you to say it a few more times, and I will listen to it a few more times! It's really rare, Zhuang Xiao, just like you, ha ha."

"..."

I'm such a bad person, I'm hopeless.Zhuang Xiao felt ashamed, he had no way to refute the "hehe" Pei Yan sent him, so he ate it by himself.

He rented a car and set off on the road, driving towards the north in his heart in the cold wind, connected to the car earphones, enjoying someone's endless chatter.

The same guy, nothing changed, the neurotic overexcited idiot.

The two are incorrigible together, how can they be so well matched.

"Okay, the black buddies are in a hurry, so they can only be left on the side of the highway for me again." Pei Yan said.

"It's too dangerous to stand on the side of the road, get down!" Zhuang Xiao said immediately.

"I have to go down...the road is a bit slippery...it's not going to rain, right?" Pei Yan said.

"Go down quickly, the speed of the car next to you is too fast, I'm afraid something will happen to you." Zhuang Xiao said.

"You drive seriously too, don't get distracted while chatting with me." Pei Yan said, "Can I use the emergency lane on American highways?"

"No country can use the emergency lanes!!" Zhuang Xiao felt that the volcano in his heart was going to explode.

"Okay, I see, it's like my mother... I saw a convenience store, don't worry about me, I'll go in and buy something to eat and drink." Pei Yan said.

"Okay, find a warm place." Zhuang Xiao said.

"Brother Xiao...you bastard." I didn't know what else to say, but I just missed this name, Pei Yan said it many times, and added a comment after saying it, bastard.

"I'm an asshole." Zhuang Xiao said, "Are you bored? I'll sing you a song, do you want to listen?"

The trees outside the car window flew past his eyes.These days are muddled, and I have no time to appreciate the scenery along the way.A person's life is incomplete after all, and the scenery with no one's company can leave no trace in the bottom of my heart.

The clearest impression in my mind is still that the two are running against the morning glow on the white sandy beach of the small Pacific island; they are galloping under the bloody sun on the Huitengxile Grassland, looking back at each other's smiling faces.

This is the scenery in my heart.Life can be so fun!

He now understands that he was wrong, and his cognition is seriously biased, and he hopes that such an understanding will not be too late.

"I hope that after I don't go, I will meet you in a distant place;

Looking at the sea every day, facing each other every day;

I hope you no longer have the fear of telling me not to go;

Even if I leave, in your sky;

Oh you know, who is willing to go home;

Who is between you and me...

Is it fate, love, innocence or accident;

There are tears, guilt, dedication and patience;

It's people, it's walls, it's winter that hides in the eyes;

Days and nights have fantasies and can't wait. "

……

Magnetic sound, nice and emotional.This singing made Pei Yan fall silent.

In the end, it was Zhuang Xiao himself who said, stop singing, you will be in trouble if your phone runs out of battery, don’t move, wait for me.

Zhuang Xiao got off the highway, turned a corner and saw Pei Yan not far away.

He braked too hard, and the brake marks drew a zigzag arc on the ground, and he stopped when he hit the curb.

In the dark sky, there were two street lamps around, reflecting two arc-shaped apertures. Pei Yan was sitting in front of the convenience store, bought sandwiches, potato chips and beer, and ate with a homeless man who was always stationed in front of the store. Chat, chat in a blind way.

Zhuang Xiao rushed out of the car and stared at the people under the streetlight.

Pei Yan also looked like a homeless man, shivering in the cold wind, with a blanket wrapped around his legs.The light shines on the side of the face, and the face and hands are frozen to the color of carrot skin, eating a sandwich.

This was the only time in Zhuang Xiao's life that he stood on the street and walked towards a person. The foamy waves that had been held in his eyes for many days finally overflowed and spread to the white sandy beach.Splashes are extremely hot.

There will be no more vulnerable opportunities in the future.Try not to make this mistake in the future.

Pei Yan also stood up, half-eaten the sandwich and threw it on the ground, with a ring of bread crumbs around his mouth.

Zhuang Xiao was still wearing a costume, with his braids hanging loose. Halloween was over. He was dressed like a pirate of the Caribbean who came out to parade in the middle of the night, crawled out of some cave.Part of the oil paint on the face has been washed off, but the remaining eyeliner and eye shadow makeup are still there, and the face is smeared under the lamp.

What is the first sentence?He said, "I'm sorry."

"Who wants to hear you say I'm sorry?" Pei Yan looked at the person with a blank expression, sniffing his nose, and hearing the voice was freezing.

"I know I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will never dare again. I will admit my mistake to you, beg for mercy, hit me casually, and I will never fight back..." Zhuang Xiao repeated every word that Pei Yan forced him to say in the message. those words

He listened to these lines over and over again, and memorized them all.Press the play button on the top of his head, and he can repeat it to the other party at any time.

"I really want to beat you up." When Pei Yan stood up, the blanket fell from his legs, and he was in a state of desperation, with two clusters of fire flashing in his eyes.The fire gradually spread and ignited a flame.

"You beat me up." Zhuang Xiao said.

Before the words fell, it was blurred with a slap.

Zhuang Xiao was not prepared. In other words, what he was guarding against was Mr. Pei's knee fighting action. He subconsciously retracted his ribs and lower abdomen.

He didn't hide either, and greeted her with his face.

With a "slap", it slashed his ear, chin and even the carotid artery on one side.

"Why don't you hide?" Pei Yan was startled, and her tone changed, "You really don't hide..."

Zhuang Xiao bent down and subconsciously covered the base of his ears and neck, a sharp pain burst from the crack in the cartilage.

"Who did you learn from, you?" he asked breathlessly.

"I learned it from your dad, your dad taught me, he said that this trick can be specially used to beat you!" Pei Yan told the truth.

"..." Zhuang Xiao's eyes darkened, he had nothing to say, there was a father who came here to trick his son.

It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, this trick "White Ape Offers Fruits" was firmly drawn back to Zhuang Daxia's face.

"Does it hurt?"

Pei Yan put her arm around Zhuang Xiao's shoulder, held it tightly, and stared at him.

"Do you think I'm ruthless? I'm afraid you won't remember me. After two days, you will forget me again, and you will dump me again."

he asks.

Zhuang Xiao shook his head, leaned against the wall, and turned his face to the other party: "If you slap a few more times, slap harder, I will definitely remember it, and I will never forget it."

Pei Yan didn't hit the second palm.He also hurts.

He pinched Zhuang Xiao's most painful chin with two fingers, forced his mouth to open, and then stuck his tongue in...

The two hugged each other tightly, leaning against the lamppost, with the arc of light above their heads, holding each other like this, kissing frantically, panting, hurting, and then kissing again.The dry tongue is entangled, and the past seems to have passed 3000 years.They enjoy the reunion, make each other wet, warm each other, let the memories of 3000 years ago and the sweetness of this moment coincide in the perception of reality...

It seemed that a few lines of salty liquid flowed down, flowed to the mouth, and was quickly sucked in.I have tasted the salty taste, and then my face was dried by the cold wind, my face was aching, but my lips and tongue were hot, and I kept chasing each other's heat in the cold night under the moon, and I didn't want to let my lips part for a moment .

They caressed each other's breasts, caressed the face in front of them, their eyeshadow and eyeliner more smudged.

They are two unkempt and slovenly homeless men on the street, two down-and-out lunatics.During their wandering journey, they finally found their lost companions, and finally felt at ease, holding each other's hands and moving on.