Drunken Master

Not long after the year, spring returned to the land, everything revived, and people's hearts began to live.

As soon as the spring began, the circle experienced some shocks in the company's portfolio and personnel relations.Jiahuang withdrew his investment in music and fashion media, which he cooperated with Baiguixing. In fact, Mr. Zhang planned to gradually separate from Du Mingjun's group. Each one.

Spread the pancakes smaller, don't be too greedy, but you can concentrate your limited energy more.

Afterwards, Jiahuang's kingdom of artist brokerage, which occupies half of the entertainment industry, gradually exposed small cracks in this season of melting ice and snow, and blooming spring, like a monolithic kingdom, slowly splitting apart...

One or two first-line artists start to set up a studio, and others will naturally be eager to make a move after seeing the benefits.

To the surprise of many people, the first ones who terminated the contract with Jiahuang were several senior elders in the company, including the veteran film star who had a bad relationship with Zhuang Xiao. After the contract expired, he simply He said goodbye to Zhang Shaochi neatly, and ran away without looking back, without the slightest nostalgia.

It was rumored in the company that Pei Xiao's bald head might also run away, and Mr. Zhang treated Pei Yan well. Leaving at this time is tantamount to stabbing Mr. Zhang in the back again, which is a bit ungrateful.

A Hollywood director contacted Pei Yan again for a new film, and negotiated a price.

For a rising star in the kung fu circle in his 20s, the price is quite good, five times higher than Pei Yan's last trip to the United States.

Pei Yan showed Zhang Shaochi the contract amount in a blink of an eye.

Just this amount is the worth I can earn now, Second Uncle, I will share half of the benefits with you.

Sending charcoal to Mr. Zhang at this time has a clear sense of flattery, and it is to exchange benefits.

Zhang Shaochi must have been helpless and heartbroken. When the child grew up, he couldn't help but say, "Why do you want to 'stand on your own' so much, kid?... You don't want to follow me anymore."

Pei Yan nodded: "Yes, you can let me stand on my own. Our two families will also make a yin-yang contract. On the positive side, you and I will terminate the contract. On the negative side, we will sign another contract. I will pay you enough protection fees." ', you cover me and Ah Xiao, don't let us suffer outside and be bullied... If others bully me, you will lose face too!"

……

Sometimes Zhang Shaochi would sit on the terrace of his villa and have a drink, alone, with shadows of all kinds of people flashing in front of his eyes, and many naked ones twisting coquettishly in front of him, in various poses... Those people's faces were very indifferent, and they couldn't remember them after the fuck, and none of them could stay in his heart.

Of course, he might not be able to enter other people's hearts, they are all passing by each other.

Suddenly I was a little envious of that little monkey.Envious and jealous...

Pei Yan once said to him: "I exchange my lack of freedom for Zhuang Xiao's freedom, and I think it is very worthwhile."

The little monkey can say this, because someone really pampers and loves him, he is much more mature than before, and he also shamelessly shows his affection in front of Lao Tzu all day long... Zhang Shaochi slapped a cigarette butt into the ashtray , I have recently started drinking and smoking.

He tore off the bathrobe and flung it to the edge of the pool, revealing his tendons.

Naked, he jumped into the swimming pool and swam more than 20 laps in the small 20-meter pool before dissipating his anger, and finally gave up.

……

In the early morning, at a place more than 1000 kilometers away from the imperial capital, there is a border guard training base in the northeast.The instructor stood on the platform and raised the starting gun in his hand.

"Everyone on your marks—ready—ready to dance, huh?

"What are you guys doing? Are you jumping or not? Don't dare to jump?!"

Spring has begun, the glaciers have thawed, and there is still a layer of white gas on the surface of the river.The steam was forced to come ashore, and it was chilly for a while.A row of recruits stood on the bank ready to go into the water, like a group of ducks whose feathers had just been plucked. Their skins were all red. When they entered the river, they would soon turn into hard frozen ducks.

There are three cameras around, set up from different positions and angles, to film the group of "recruiters" shivering in the cold wind and looking stupid with loveless faces.

This is the latest variety show, called "Field Recruits", which gathers a group of actors and stars, drags them to the deep mountains and old forests, and goes to the barracks of the border guards to experience the harsh environment, conduct military training, and promote the patriotism of young people Spirit, carry forward the main theme of the new era.

Such a difficult and life-threatening program has invited many stars, including old actors, young fresh meat, and young and strong Mesozoic, who stand up and carry the banner.

Zhuang Xiao accepted this variety show.

There's no particular reason, it's just a lot of money, he's here to make money to support his family, and the show isn't just gags, it's more passionate and positive.The program group paid a high appearance fee, so Zhuang Xiao must be invited.After all, among different types of actors, Zhuang Xiao can be regarded as a feature, and it seems that he should participate in this kind of program.

"Return to the hero of the screen? You dare not dance, hero?!"

The director estimated that he had also communicated with the instructors and monitors in advance.The instructor made a joke from behind from time to time, and then roared with a stern face: "You, yes, it's you, you go first! They will follow you one by one! Get ready—"

On the first day of enlistment, the recruits have to endure the cruel training of the army. After eating a mawei, they all jump into the wild swimming in the river in a temperature of about 8 degrees.That's what real boot training is all about, and it's not bullying the stars.

Zhuang Xiao took off all the field training clothes, tied his hair behind his head to avoid getting in the way, exhaled a few breaths, and finally took off the only army green T-shirt left, and only a pair of swimming trunks on his body.

He wasn't too grumpy, but he didn't want to be kicked by the instructor to kick him down, it was too embarrassing, he had already been driven to the riverside after trying to catch the ducks, so let's jump.

Zhuang Xiao was the first to jump, shivering crazily when the cold water submerged—it was so fucking cold.

I gritted my teeth and endured it.Swim hard enough to keep you warm, or your muscles will soon stiffen and cramp.

The other frozen ducks bravely jumped one after another, "plopping" into the water, and brother Xing Rong was among them.

After Xing Rong jumped down, he almost jumped out of the water. It was so cold that he was almost able to fly. This frozen duck wanted to spread his wings and fly back!Falling into the icy water with no way out, he could only stare at the familiar figure in front of him, stare at the back of Zhuang Xiao's head, and swim forward desperately...

In fact, everyone can swim, but they have never swam in the river in this freezing season.

Everyone is cold, can't swim fast, and their posture is ugly as if they are dying, which is very ridiculous.

Xing Rong wanted to have fun in the water, and took a sip of cold water as soon as she opened her mouth, but she still wanted to have fun.What a suicidal convulsion, I'm so stupid, I actually accepted this show hahaha...

This is a variety show he took over by himself, and the management team tried their best to stop him from coming.Rong Rong, this show is too difficult and not suitable for you. You will be ashamed and make a fool of yourself when you go up, ruining your fresh and tender personality!It's better to pick up someone who is easy and hassle-free, dress up so well that you can pretend to be cute and cute when you are on camera, that's right for you.

Xing Rong herself insisted on coming, saying, how old am I still being kawaii and cute?I'm almost 30 years old.It's still too late to change the image of the characters in the audience's mind, just start working hard from this show.

Zhuang Xiao wanted to yell to Xing Rong behind him, shut up and stop fucking smirking, he opened his mouth and took a sip of ice water.He's going to have a stomachache.

After a arduous struggle on the river, Zhuang Xiao insisted on swimming back and forth for about 800 meters.

His shoulders and arms were red with cold, his eyes were straight, he crawled out of the water and went ashore.The camera was overhead to take a close-up of his face. He didn't want to speak at all, his face was frozen into a plastic film with no expression, his hands were not flexible enough, and he was wearing his own clothes stiffly.

Xing Rong swam back following him, which was beyond Zhuang Xiao's expectation.

I dare not say that I underestimated the other party, but Zhuang Xiao didn't expect that Rong Rong would come to this show, and he gritted his teeth to complete the project.

There are stars who can’t finish the project, can’t swim 800 meters at all, hold the lifebuoy in the river and drag their necks, shouting “Help me, help me”, they regard military training as a pure variety show, and they are still splashing in the water to grab the camera Woolen cloth.

There was also a little flower actor who cried from the very beginning when she stood on the shore, squatted crying and couldn't get up, and hugged her thigh with the little squad leader and acted like a baby.Girls only need to swim 200 meters, and Xiao Hua refuses to jump, and now she is punished by the instructor to do push-ups in the mud...

Xing Rong reached the shore, her head was shaking out of the water, her lips were purple.

Zhuang Xiao turned around and stretched out his hand to give him a hand.

The very stern instructor stared at him five steps away, and shouted: "What are you two doing? You are on the battlefield, fighting, and you are still harassing the people behind you?!"

The squad leader reminded in a low voice beside him: "Don't pull the ones behind, let's go."

Zhuang Xiao withdrew his hand, bowed his head and quickly put on his training clothes, then picked up his backpack and equipment.

Xing Rong scrambled ashore by herself, stood in the mud and put on clothes, her hair was like a bird's nest, and her body and face were covered in mud.Then, without saying a word, he picked up his own luggage and backpack, and continued to sprint forward——

On the first day of the training session, more than half of the stars were discounted.

Most of them collapsed halfway due to various reasons and reasons. This is the end of being killed or captured on the battlefield. Only a few have completed the journey comparable to the Ironman triathlon.At the end of the day, the backpack was scattered, and I was so tired that I almost vomited my stomach out, and I was paralyzed in the mud, and was cheered like a hero returning...

Those who did not complete the recruit triathlon were all punished to clean the kitchen and the toilet, and those who successfully completed the task stood in a row and accepted the leadership review.

The "courtesy" received by the so-called heroes has not yet finished, and the instructor has not yet taken a breath, and the instructor walks in front of a row of them, reviewing them one by one.

He stopped in front of Xing Rong and said, can recruits in the army behave like this?You dye your hair and wear earrings?

He stopped again in front of Zhuang Xiao, and said, since he entered the barracks, as a soldier, what hairstyle should he wear?

Xing Rong honestly whispered: "I'll dye it back, and I won't be able to wear earrings anymore."

The instructor looked at him: "How to talk?"

Xing Rong slapped the heel of the rubber shoes, stretched her body straight, and replied loudly: "Here! Got it!"

The instructor shook his head: "Go now."

Xing Rong: "Yes!"

Instructor: "Now!!"

Now?Xing Rong was taken aback, ah, now, "Yes!" Then he turned right and ran all the way to mess with his hair.

The instructor stood in front of Zhuang Xiao: "You, what's the matter?"

Zhuang Xiao lowered his eyes: "I have kept my hair for 20 years."

The instructor said: "Have you been in the army for the first 20 years? Are you in the army? What about you now?"

Zhuang Xiao said: "Well, I haven't been a soldier before, but I have kept it for many years, and I haven't changed my hairstyle."

The teammates on the left and right are all bowing their heads and holding back their laughter, and the instructor may also be holding back his emotions, and he still has to maintain a serious and serious face.Training is about to come, and there are strict requirements, no matter which star you are brought in.

The instructor took off his military cap and showed off his hairstyle: "Cut it, shave it short, shave it like mine, or leave with your luggage."

Zhuang Xiao: "..."

Zhuang Xiao said: "It's really not my business to shave like you. I'll ask my family first."

The instructor was inexplicable: "What family members are you asking?!"

Zhuang Xiao said seriously: "Ask my wife's opinion, does she disagree?"

The people on the left and right couldn't hold back anymore, they burst out laughing and shot their saliva a foot away.

Zhuang Xiao is not married, how can he have a daughter-in-law?It's just for fun and nonsense, for the entertainment effect of the show.

A group of people were all lying on the ground, and they were collectively punished. Each person did [-] push-ups, and Zhuang Xiao was fined [-]...

This is the collective life in the army barracks, a life experience that Zhuang Xiao has never had.

The training of will takes place on many levels. It is not simply going out to swim 800 meters or running [-] meters to truly pass this level.

After all these years, I am used to being an idle mountain person outside. I can do whatever I want. No one disciplines your lifestyle, let alone what hairstyle to wear, what tattoos to do, whether to wear earrings, how comfortable life is... Now I choose this I have promised the people around me to "always be with me" and "never leave", and there is no way to turn back, so I have to keep going...

The hair that has been kept for 20 years should be cut in two.

Half an hour of free time every night, they are allowed to take back their mobile phones and make a phone call to contact their families.It is not allowed to play with mobile phones when training, eating and sleeping.

Zhuang Xiao squatted on the toilet lid of the toilet cubicle, only dared to type: 【Handsome, I'm asking you for advice. 】

Pei Yan was waiting for him at this fixed time, and replied in seconds: 【You still ask me for instructions? 】

Pei Yingjun couldn't wait to send a video invitation, Zhuang Xiao rejected the invitation, and continued typing: [The army requires short hair, it must be short, so I cut it. 】

Pei Yan didn't enter the situation: 【Cut what?Where did you cut it! 】

Where else can I cut it?

Zhuang Xiao said: 【It's too late to ask for instructions, but in order to show my respect for you, let's talk about it after the fact. Next time you see me, you have a psychological preparation. 】

It took half a minute for Pei Yan to reply: 【Cut it?your hair! ! ! 】

Zhuang Xiao hurriedly said: [Is it a serious blow to your spirit?sorry. 】

The powder keg has exploded...

The video invites continuously bombarded the screen, Zhuang Xiao was forced to accept the video, and slowly moved the screen from the toilet ceiling to the cubicle door, then to the toilet, and finally aligned himself with his face.

It was all shaved off, and very thoroughly.

On the screen of the palm-sized mobile phone, there is a tough soldier's face, which is almost unrecognizable.

Zhuang Xiao shaved his head in the barber room of the barracks.This kind of haircut does not have any technical content. After a rough operation, the left and right sides and the back are all pushed off with a clipper, and pushed into a very short section.

A handful of hair is nothing, once it is cut off, it will be gone.Inappropriate entanglement and nostalgia are also psychological barriers accumulated over the years.

Pei Yan rolled several times on the bed, lying on the bed and laughing.

Zhuang Xiao kept making "shh" gestures: "Slow down, you are too loud, if you do this again, I will mute you."

Pei Yan laughed loudly: "One and a half months of special training as a soldier, this barracks is too good, I just changed someone for me!"

Zhuang Xiao said: "If you don't want to cut your hair, let me pack up and get out. You saw a kid in the first promo, but he was gone in the second issue. He said it was because the schedule didn't fit. In fact, he didn't want to cut his hair. Remove makeup, remove makeup and don't dare to go on camera, so I will stop acting... I don't want to embarrass you, and you don't want me to come back."

"Of course you can't get back," Pei Yan said seriously, "You don't have to lose face, you are so special and handsome."

Zhuang Xiao said, "Is that right? It's alright? Isn't it ugly?"

Pei Yan looked around enthusiastically, and asked Zhuang Xiao to show him the back of his head: "It's so handsome, very handsome, definitely not ugly."

Zhuang Xiao said: "Success, I'm afraid you won't get used to seeing it, and you won't be able to be hard on me next time."

"You can be tough," Pei Yan smiled, "You are so beautiful..."

Zhuang Xiao was relieved, and shook his head left and right facing the screen.The sideburns were shaved to reveal green skin, the chin was shaved clean, and the whole person was very neat, and all the depression was swept away.

"You're so pretty, it makes my dick move..." Pei Yan said softly with her mouth, "It feels like you changed me, like a new boyfriend, fresh and exciting, I like it, I really want it Hold."

Zhuang Xiao snorted: "Don't mess with me."

Pei Yan said: "Otherwise, I'll keep long hair out of nowhere, so that you can feel refreshed too?"

Zhuang Xiao refused: "Don't change, I don't like new and exciting things."

Pei Yan sighed and said, "Do you want to fuck me... Has your 'little beauty' moved?"

Zhuang Xiao shook his head: "'Xiao Meili' didn't move, it was frozen. It was frozen for winter swimming."

Fearing that he would not understand, he typed the words and showed them to the other party, and the people over there laughed like crazy again.

Pei Yan stopped laughing and said to him with a serious face, "Brother, thank you for making such a big sacrifice for me."

Zhuang Xiao said, "What kind of sacrifice is this?"

"You don't have to work so hard, really." Pei Yan said, "I'm getting paid more now, and I'm taking on a new drama. My schedule is scheduled until next year, so you don't have to work so hard."

Zhuang Xiao said, "I'm happy, I'm happy."

……

The distance between the two is very far. During this period of time, Pei Yan was filming Jiahuang's blockbuster "Blood Shadow Prodigal Son" at the film and television base in Qingdao, so he couldn't appear in variety shows together during the schedule.

By chance, I found a good opportunity to get together with a crew to film.

For most of the rest of the time, it is just that they are on different sides of the sky, each doing their own business, thinking about each other in their hearts, knowing that the other is silently working hard for the future of the two, it is enough, and I am very relieved.

Since Mr. Pei's voice was too loud on the video call and it was too easy to expose the military situation, Zhuang Xiao had a chat in the toilet cubicle, and then moved to the fire stairs behind the cafeteria a few days later, quickly occupying that piece of geomantic omen.

Then, the toilet cubicle was occupied by Xing Rong.

Xing Rong just looks for someone to talk to every day, to report that she is safe, so that she will not be lonely.He typed and said: [You can’t bring your mobile phone for field training, so I didn’t take pictures of the scenery. The riverside is very, very beautiful. 】

Xiao Sa replied to him: [Oh, good. 】

Xing Rong said: [Did you take any new photos?Send a few to see. 】

Xiao Sa said: [Yes, send it to you. 】

Xing Rong said: [Stop posting on Weibo in the future, post on Moments, or just post it to me. 】

Sa Risheng posted a lot of photos in one breath, enough to make up three nine-square grids.They are all landscape photos taken during filming recently and in my hometown.In the photo, there are continuous green hills, cattle and sheep everywhere, and a long pastoral song seems to be wandering in the ears, and the mind is transported to a poetic distance...

None of the photos are selfies with faces, Xing Rong likes to look at the scenery, not the faces.

Seeing is also a kind of mood.

Xing Rong then said: [Baby Sa, you've stopped talking, are you okay?Are you in a good mood? 】

Then, unexpectedly and for the first time, the phone buzzed, so frightened that Xing Rong didn't squat down, and almost slipped off the toilet seat.He covered the lively mobile phone with both hands, and listened guilty to the sound of others peeing outside the cubicle.

He looked carefully twice and confirmed that the caller ID was Xiao Sa.

Sa Risheng called and said to him: "I just type slowly, there are a lot of words, is it difficult to write!"

"Is that so?" Xing Rong lowered her voice, "Then you type in pinyin."

"Pinyin is also very slow. If you want to find a word, can't you find that word? After turning many pages, you can't find it." Sa Risheng continued to complain, chatting for a long time, the little prince suffered a lot of grievances.

"You can't find a word!" Xing Rong laughed badly, "Then don't type anymore, just make a phone call. I'm afraid that making a phone call will affect your filming and your view of the scenery."

Sa Risheng asked: "What do you do in the army?"

Xing Rong said in a low voice: "Today our field company went out to practice, winter swimming! Fuck, it's so cold, I'll freeze to death, okay?"

Sa Risheng laughed at him: "It's already March, so it's so cold."

Xing Rong said: "I went swimming in the river in March, and I was so cold. I was not very smart! Why don't you come? You are not afraid of the cold. You will know how cold it is when you go down and take a bath."

Sa Risheng said: "That's right, why didn't the director invite me to take a shower."

"Knowing that you are the best, you are not afraid of the cold, the director will not invite you!" Xing Rong said, "Let me tell you, the program team is broken, and the high appearance fee is just for the stupidest and stupidest person like me." , the audience wants to see us roll in the mud like fools in front of the camera without any dignity, crying and screaming to the fullest. If everyone is like you, puffing and slamming down, crackling You just finished swimming, didn't even tremble, and ran back like a bear, what did you show the audience, how could you enjoy the pleasure of ridiculing the crowd."

Xing Rong laughed while talking, making Xiao Sa laugh too.

The two chatted for a long time...

He had never sent a selfie to Xiao Sa before, but this time he took a selfie and sent it to the other party.

"Dyeing hair is not allowed in the military camp, so I made it dark, isn't it ugly?" he asked.

"Not ugly." Xiao Sa said, "It used to be pretty, but now it's cool and tanned."

"Are you black? You bear." Xing Rong said.

"You are Heller, Briquette." Xiao Sa said.

There was another burst of laughter, and it continued until the end of the wind time after the meal. The instructor told them to read the newspaper, write a diary, wash up and turn off the lights.Such a day is over, very hard and very fulfilling.

Some things were still unfinished, Xing Rong said: "Okay, cheer for me!"

Xiao Sa said, "Come on."

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