Drunken Master

When Pei Yan came back from Qingdao after filming the movie, she didn't go home, so she went to Zhuang Xiao's apartment with her suitcase.As soon as you enter the door, there is a large basket of beautiful flowers on the shoe cabinet in the hall.

When other men send flowers, they give them a bouquet, a bouquet or a bottle, while Mr. Zhuang gives him a basket of flowers.Flowers and plants of various colors and varieties are placed in the basket in a rough and rural style. At first glance, it looks random and sloppy. When you look closely, the flower arrangement still has a shape, which suits the style of the two of them.This is the rough people giving flowers to the rough people.

"Oh——" Pei Yan took off his shoes and threw them into the shoe cabinet, "Which idiot bought flowers? Such a dirty basket."

"Your man bought it," said the man standing in the kitchen.

"Who is my man?" Pei Yan asked in a dickish tone.

"Here, the hardest one." Zhuang Xiao spoke calmly.

"Who did the tough guy buy it for—" Pei Yan dragged his voice.

"Buy it for my little boyfriend." Zhuang Xiao showed a dimple, and his heart softened.

On the flower basket was a label written by Zhuang Xiao: [Handsome future actor, congratulations on the successful completion of the new film. 】

Pei Yan couldn't continue acting, so she stepped into the kitchen and hugged the person, kissed the ear, the neck from behind, kissed the cleanly shaved sideburns and the back of the head where the green skin was exposed, and even bit her head, "I didn't kiss her when my hair was too long before." Come on, I want to lick the place I haven't licked"...

Then, the two embraced face to face and kissed quietly.He gasped and stroked the other person's head: "You are so pretty."

Zhuang Xiao is making hand-rolled noodles, and he has just learned how to do it. He used to cook instant noodles by himself.

Instant noodles are usually added with a ham sausage and two poached eggs, which is the closest partner on the bachelor's dinner table.But he's not single now.

Pei Yan hugged Zhuang Xiao's waist from behind, and rested his chin on his shoulder: "Hey, I can make tofu, and you can make noodles, right?"

"Tired of eating?" Zhuang Xiao asked.

"Whether it's greasy... depends on who made it..." Pei Yan said happily, "My man made it."

"The cat ears don't count as what I made for you?" Zhuang Xiao said.

"Aren't cat ears noodles?" Pei Yan said.

"Cat's ears are noodles?!" Zhuang Xiao said.

"Knead the noodles and make them into lumps to form cat ears! Isn't this a kind of thing?" Pei Yan said.

"There are so many things... Do you want spicy food?" Zhuang Xiao asked, "Spicy noodles?"

"Fuck at night?" Pei Yan asked back, "If you want to fuck me, don't make it too hot."

Zhuang Xiao endured his disgust: "You eat yours, I'll fuck mine, it doesn't prevent you from eating."

"Success." Pei Yan whispered, "Master, I haven't eaten spicy food for a long time. The big seafood and big shells in Qingdao are boiled directly without any seasoning, just eat the pure umami taste , it makes my mouth so tired—”

"Spicy chicken noodles!" Zhuang Xiao tapped the side of the pot neatly with a shovel, "Go out, the spicy oil is choking you."

"If I don't go out, I'll just smell you." Pei Yan leaned against the kitchen door frame, smiling wildly.

……

While waiting for the spicy chicken noodles, he swiped his phone and read a few articles about Mr. Zhuang's mood.

He copied all the little jokes he liked into his mobile phone.Filming on the set, just scroll through it when you have nothing to do... This is much more interesting than wasting time and life swiping Weibo topics, he will recite some jokes.

[2 month 26 day]

Relapsed again, it's over.

It was too hard to hold back in the military camp. After I came out, I indulged myself all of a sudden. I felt that I would be in a panic if I didn’t smoke a few more cigarettes, so I couldn’t treat myself too badly.

want a hug.

He is still not at home, he went to other places to film.

[2 month 27 day]

When I got home and didn't want to do anything, the lion wanted to eat the sheep, but the sheep was not in the pen yet.

I found that my hands were too rough. After a winter without maintenance, it was like sandpaper.I got my nails done and secretly put on Handsome Hand Cream.

[3 month 1 day]

Hands are really rough.uncomfortable.

No wonder he always said that place hurts, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... If you hurt, you should have made it clear that my hands are not easy to use, so let's change the way, silly you? !

[3 month 2 day]

During the Lantern Festival, he asked for leave temporarily and ran back from the film crew, so it was rare for him to celebrate the festival together.

I squeezed the glutinous rice balls, and the two ate them.The first time I made it, the technical level was not good. I cooked [-] glutinous rice balls in one pot, and finally fished out the complete eight, and the other seven could not be found.Got it.

Originally, I also wanted to pack some for my father-in-law and mother-in-law... Otherwise, let's practice for two years first.

The taste of the stuffing is not bad, a kind of black sesame, a kind of sweet bean paste, both are very sweet, and the stuffing is made of bear flavor!Put so much sugar and sweet-scented osmanthus!

Don't touch him with your hands tonight, use other places to touch, try not to let him hurt.

……

Pei Yan read and laughed again.

On the night of the Lantern Festival, everyone eats glutinous rice balls and then eats tofu with each other.Zhuang Xiao hugged him tightly, pressed him on the bed, and kept kissing him, but stopped in the middle of the kiss, and said, I wanted to kiss you, but you want me to kiss a nail?

Pei Yan was indignant, how could he kiss her nails?Not so much.

Zhuang Xiao said, there are really so many, I will count for you how many things are on your body, how many things are stuck in my mouth... Zhuang Xiao pressed him, looked for him, kissed his earrings, lip studs, along the The tattoo on his back was embroidered and kissed until between his legs.

……

When eating, there is fragrant spicy chicken diced noodles on the table.

Zhuang Xiao directly put the pot on the table and used a large bowl to serve the noodles.Two people can easily finish a pot of noodles.

The edges of the lips are inlaid with a layer of spicy oil, which is very enjoyable.After a lot of thought, Pei Yan said, "Hey, I'm still quite touched... You really never write essays in Chinese exams?"

"Don't write." Zhuang Xiao munched on the noodles, "I don't know how to write all propositional compositions. I really hand in the paper with the last page empty."

"In the [-]-point system, you will lose [-] points! Then you will fail." Pei Yan said.

"Yes, that's why I fail every exam." Zhuang Xiao smiled, "Others are still writing essays, so I stand up very coolly and report to the teacher that I handed in the paper! Every time I hand in the paper first .”

"Haha..." Pei Yan said, "I see in your little diary, are you pretty good at writing?"

"What I'm writing for you is what I want to say, not a propositional composition." Zhuang Xiao said, "I don't know how to write."

There is no prescribed topic, just whatever you want, the mood is soft, watery, flowing from the tip of the pen.He couldn't write propositional compositions. They were all about praising the motherland, promoting the positive energy of society, and expressing family harmony, father's kindness and filial piety. What should a child without a family and mother sing about?

He couldn't sing a word, and couldn't think of a good word to praise, so Zhuang Xiao never wrote essays.

"Mr. Zhuang, what other subject do you have that you are good at?" Pei Yan has already served her second bowl of noodles, and her own rice is really delicious.

"I also have good grades in subjects." Zhuang Xiao said.

"Which subject do you get good grades in? I don't even believe it." Pei Yan looked down at the other party from his eyelids.

"Tsk, do you think you're stupid?" Zhuang Xiao blurted out, "You guys are good at sports."

"Fuck...you're awesome...hahaha..." Pei Yan slammed her head on the table, convinced.

"This is the only subject I can get a full score in. Every physical test kills the whole class." Zhuang Xiao also laughed, "I usually don't take physical education class, and the head teacher won't let me go to the playground. She does maths in the office, and at the end of the semester, she makes up the test results... I am the first in the class in shot put, the long jump exceeds the length of the ruler, and the running directly puts those people in the ring, believe it or not?"

The two of them laughed so much at the table, it was so ridiculous.

Zhuang Xiao said: "After the physical education teacher fired the starting gun, we set off. He turned around and wanted to find a red silk and pull a ribbon at the finish line, but when he turned around again, I had finished three laps and crossed the line. He didn't pinch me. achievements."

Pei Yan wiped away the saliva that came out of her smile, and there was some fascination and temptation in her eyes: "I will also pinch a watch for you at night to see what your grades are."

Zhuang Xiao stared at him: "OK, then I'll show you your explosive power and sprint on you."

The two were holding big bowls, Pei Yan looked at each other's face, and couldn't get enough of it.

I used to think that the opponent was sent to the club to fight without going to school, but after thinking about it, Zhuang Xiao should have attended elementary and middle school.This person must have had a different schooling experience than ordinary children. He was self-reliant since he was a child, boarded in a suburban school, and spent at least twice as much time practicing martial arts than attending classes.Usually he is a wild child that no one cares about, so he doesn't focus on studying and taking exams.

He doesn't take the initiative to ask about topics in his student days, and he doesn't get to the bottom of it. Zhuang Xiao is willing to talk about something, so he just listens.

Imagine that at that time his Brother Xiao was probably sitting alone on the parallel bars in the playground, dangling his legs, watching the sunset of Yanshan Mountain... It's a long time since we met.

Both of them had minor injuries and illnesses.

Sitting on the bed that night, they just took off their pants, looked at each other's injuries, and applied medicine to each other.

Pei Yan knocked out a wound on the front of his calf during the slapping scene. It should have scabbed normally, but after being soaked in seawater for several days, it became inflamed, which is a bad thing.

The wound was the size of a coin.A Kung Fu actor, because of an injury the size of a coin, can't tell the director, "I'm in pain, I want to take a break."

Moreover, he is well-known in the crew as a rough guy, a desperate Saburo, in the eyes of others, he can be made into steel without getting hurt, that's rough.Others are more refined in filming. For example, the child Xu Ran went to the director's room at night to chat about the script twice. Later, he was qualified to sit on the hood of "Battleship in the Clouds" and pose for a close-up.Pei Yan was in the car, her lower body was soaking in sea water, but the camera was full of close-ups of Princess Ran, her position was so awkward that it blocked him, the leading man, without soaking in water.

It's all for the sake of showing your face, but the method is different from the way of acting, so it's understandable.

Taking off his trousers, Zhuang Xiao felt distressed: "This piece of meat is rotten, you should go to the hospital."

"Is it okay to apply some medicine," Pei Yan said, "It's a waste of time to go to the hospital."

"Go to the hospital and apply anti-inflammatory lotion, you must go!" Zhuang Xiao said, "You're all bleeding."

"There is no pus..." Pei Yan said, "What I bleed is milk."

Zhuang Xiao called him "a nasty thing", and then dragged him into the bed, pinned his hands and feet, and bit him roughly, until he was in pain... Pei Yan kept begging for mercy, screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" He was on the verge of bleating milk.

Zhuang Xiao also had wounds on his legs, and his short military career had added a few wild scars to his body.

On the outside of the thigh and calf, there are lacerated wounds and purple scars from the impact.

Zhuang Xiao said that it was on the shoal of the Yunnan River. In order to avoid the "enemy" artillery fire, they dragged the boat with a fiber rope and hid in the cave.A piece of the iron boat's string protruded, it was extremely hard, and it hurt his leg in many places, which looked very tragic.

In the diary, Pei Yan quickly scanned the clips about military life at first, but didn't read carefully, just looking for pornographic jokes.Later, when I re-read it repeatedly, I turned it back and savored it slowly, and was also fascinated.

[3 month 4 day]

In the second week, I went to the barracks to record the program. I moved wood in the deep mountains and old forests in the northeast. I was tired and my back hurt.

Thinking of the last time he was filming, his waist was hit by a car and hurt, I don't know if it still hurts.Wherever he hurts, I also feel a pain in my heart.

I also think of the night of the Lantern Festival... that night was very good, my Yanyan was the best.

But in the end it still made him hurt. He said that the front didn't hurt, but the back hurt. How to deal with this?How can I keep my back from hurting?

……

[3 month 5 day]

Today I finally found out who was calling in the toilet cubicle of the cafeteria building, hahaha.

I'm not sure who I'm talking to on the phone, I had a happy chat, and I don't mind that the chatting environment is really bad.

I didn't want to disturb at first, I should go out after untying my hands, and I wanted to tease that person, so I knocked on the partition baffle.The people inside may be startled and dare not speak out for a while.

I quickly said: "It's okay, I'm not trying to grab this toilet, you continue to chat!"

Then I heard people inside flushing water, flushing the toilet.

I want to say, Rong Rong, your acting skills are not good enough?You can't hide it from the old rivers and lakes, you have wasted a tank of water!

……

[3 month 15 day]

It was the third time to enter the group to record a program, and the team moved to the barracks of the Yunnan Frontier Defense Force.

The conditions are more difficult, and there will be no more Siberian tigers here, but other more bizarre things can be seen.It seems that summer here has entered ahead of schedule, and it is summer all year round... There are many, many, many bugs, bugs that have never been seen before.

The director team intentionally came for the first meal and enjoyed various insects.

Rough people eat anything, but I just picked one and ate it with my eyes closed, chewing on it.

No one else dared to chew. I think Rong Rong swallowed it raw, which is a good thing.I beat the boy's back, and the bug almost choked him in his throat.

The one who picks first actually has an advantage, so I ate the first one. After eating two scorpion-like things, it was not too bad.The two girls who dawdled until the end refused to eat were left with only two of the ugliest bugs, and they cried in fright.Sympathy for those two.

So, usually do things quickly, be brave, face what you have to do, and complete it with all your strength, don't hesitate, don't be indecisive, you can only scare yourself to tears at the end... This is the reason I now I also understand.

……

[3 month 18 day]

Sailing in the river, wrestling with the rapids and waterfalls, and fighting the "enemy army" in the river with a terrible drop, today is the most difficult and heroic training session since the program was recorded.

Eight boats went into the water, and finally three came back. The comrades in other boats were injured and retreated, or were "killed" by artillery fire. The battle was tragic.

I admire Rong Rong more and more, maybe I was prejudiced against others before.This is wrong.

I didn't expect him to last in that boat.Average ability and physical strength, but very tenacious.Therefore, whether a person can persevere to the end in a difficult journey depends not on showing off your muscles at the starting line, but on whether you can persevere to the finish line step by step on this road—even if you just climbed over.

Those who take long strides may tear their eggs or stretch their muscles in the middle of the run.

Later, four or five of us fell down the waterfall together, which was dangerous.

At that moment, I didn't care about my fear, grabbed the rope in the rapids, and climbed to the shore desperately.After climbing up, he lay on the shore and couldn't move anymore. He was scolding the director team for not jumping down personally...

Fortunately, the waterfall is only five meters high, not 50 meters.

Don't laugh at us, I'll give you a five-meter-high waterfall, handsome, try to see if your legs will shake if you jump down!

……

After the mood essay, there will be an update. Mr. Zhuang has opened a new notebook, and it seems that he is going to keep writing like this.Anyway, there are people cheering, eagerly waiting to see it.

[3 month 26 day]

He ate the birthday cake and saw the presents, and the feedback was pretty good.

He said that he likes the new packaging and new taste, and also likes my new hairstyle, which makes me wonder, how did I fall in love with it before?Did you dislike it before?

He said, it was okay before, and I can bear you.

He said, I used to have sharp teeth and chewy; now I have sticky teeth and chewy.

Am I sticky?

People like me can make people taste the sweetness?hehe……

[3 month 27 day]

It is agreed that every time he goes to a place, he will bring him a gift.

So I picked up some beautiful stones by the river, very beautiful, some looked like rain flower stones, some were like gems.

It is smooth to the touch, and feels very good.

Miss him again.

[3 month 28 day]

Four weeks of recording, eight episodes, the filming ends today, and it's over.Everyone is still alive, their morale is high, and they bid farewell to the barracks and go home with their bags.

I'm not sure what the audience thinks of me, but for myself, I have benefited a lot, and I am glad that I have been on this show.Soldiers in the army accept the training of steel warriors to defend their families and the country; for me, it is also "protecting the family" and "serving the country".A person's life is to constantly struggle, strive to do a good job in one's own career, and strive to love the person who is worthy of love around him.

Out of that door, I am an actor in the Kung Fu circle, and I also want to be that inspiring "Chinese Light".

Entering this door, I am his man, love him and protect him, I want to be his light, his pride.

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