Drunken Master

The Anti-Japanese War film was completed after going through twists and turns, and it is still unknown how much the box office of "Dragon Fighting Tianguan", which is currently being screened, will be.

For these leading actors, participating in, producing, and showing one play after another, every step of going out cannot be blamed, it is all related to the salary, and even the future fate of subsequent works.There are a lot of eyes around you looking at you, just staring at your box office, maybe even waiting to see the two of you one day smash the pot, the film will be dirty... This circle is always full of talents, there are too many monks and too few porridge, so many people Waiting for an opportunity, why should the two of you share the benefits?Everyone has the mentality of being angry and laughing while others are not, and the competition is so cruel.

The release of "Dragon Fighting Tianguan" was due to internal reasons and unfortunately missed the summer file, and it was directly pushed to the beginning of the school season.The weather is getting colder, and the threshold of movie theaters is getting colder. This is a precarious off-season for the box office. Students have returned to school, and companies are competing for year-end performance in the fourth quarter. How many people have the time and willingness to enter the movie theater? ...

The film's premiere in Beijing is still quite popular, with big sales on the first day and the first week.Not to mention anything else, the die-hard fans of Zhuang, Pei, and Xing's family are enough to make the box office and talk a lot.The drama of Zhuang Pei killing each other that has been hyped for so long has finally come out.

The crew toured between several major cities, shouting hard.Several leading actors have appeared at every station, and they have never cooperated so obediently.

It doesn't work if you don't work hard, the market competition is too fierce now.In the same release, there is also an American imported blockbuster and an urban hilarious comedy. The box office is soaring, and "Dragon Fights the Sky" will be knocked out of the top spot.

The three films are three-legged rivals at the box office.But for a martial arts with a large number of big names, it is a shame to be tied by a funny comedy...

After all, the golden age of martial arts has passed, how many people still recognize the word "Xia" today?

The whole crew rushed to the show non-stop, eating and sitting in the backstage of the theater to eat.

The pride in front of others is full of pressure and bitterness in the back.I'm going to hold a local fan meeting here later, shouting at the scene, hurry up.

"Fuck, there is absolutely something wrong with the box office of that bad film." Someone at the dinner table suddenly spoke up, holding back for a long time, and wanted to complain a long time ago.

"It can't be said that there must be a problem. There is no evidence for this. Now the audience just likes it."

"It's still showing at one o'clock in the morning? Every 20 minutes? It's no problem, it's a fucking supernatural event! It's no wonder that the box office of the film invested by Baiguixing and Zhiyuan Media doesn't falsify!"

"There is also a problem with the tickets. The audience buys cheap and discounted tickets when they enter the venue, but the face price is high."

"..."

If the competitors released at the same time are so blatant and falsified at the box office, it is not impossible to step them down on the list.Du Mingjun has been holding his breath in private, the revenge of eggplant and chrysanthemum has not been avenged, how can he tolerate the movie starring Mr. Zhuang and Mr. Pei in front of Mr. Du's eyes?

However, "Dragon Fighting Tianguan" is invested by Jiahuang, and the name of the living Yan Luo "Zhang Shaochi" is impressively written in the title producer column, so no one dares to directly obstruct the film's release, and can only act as a demon in the dark corner.Before, there was a small workshop crew who offended the big bosses in the industry, and the filmed work could not be reviewed directly, and you would be hacked to death with a knife; even if it was released, the theater would not arrange the film for you.

They don't have time to eat in restaurants, and they don't have so much publicity money to spend on eating and drinking.

In the backstage of the theater, a low table and a few stools are set up, and everyone sits together. On the table are piles of boxed lunches.

Pei Yan took a box of fish-flavored eggplants, and looked up to find that Zhuang Xiao had already killed a box of eggplants.Zhuang Xiao looked again from a pile of boxed lunches. After searching for a long time, there were no more eggplants.

"This man loves to eat green peppers and eggplants." Pei Yan smiled and said to others, "I don't even eat meat."

"You can eat this." He handed his box of fish-flavored eggplants to Brother Xiao.

"No, you eat yours." Zhuang Xiao chewed the rice dryly.

"Cough - I can eat anything, I'll give you whatever you like." Pei Yan pulled out another box of Mapo Tofu, Uncle Pei loves tofu.

In front of a table of people in the crew, a box of eggplants was passed around, not subtle at all, not deceptive at all.

"No wonder the party a few days ago, Yanyan, did you cook us a dish of 'Three Fresh Foods from Earth'?" The director tapped his chopsticks, "Did you just learn it? Did you cook it for Zhuang Xiao?"

"It's A Xiao's favorite food, and you just made it into a dish!" The producer brother laughed without raising his eyelids.

"That's it, you just noticed it?" Pei Yan said generously.

"I've seen it a long time ago, we won't even talk about you!" the director said.

The four people who buried their heads in the meal all laughed "hehe", laughing at the two of them blatantly coming and going.Who can't see it, but everyone doesn't point it out.

Their promotion just happened to be in Chengdu, and they were in a large theater in Chengdu at this time.After hastily eating the boxed lunch, wiping my mouth clean, and then applying makeup, I waited for the fans to enter the venue.

The opening was another round of warm greetings, speeches, and enthusiastic interactions between the protagonists and the audience, all of which are routines.

Then, at this meeting, an unexpected scene appeared, which was not included in the road show script prepared in advance by the crew.After finishing his speech, Pei Shaoxia, who played the role of "Eunuch Cen", waved his hand in the cheering whistle. Just as he was about to turn around, someone in the audience waved to him, called him by name, and called him "little brother".

The adults lifted a little boy onto the stage.

The darling just smiled at Pei Yan, with her hands behind her back, feeling embarrassed, she rubbed her feet on the spot for a long time and finally said, "Brother, this is me. You are such a handsome little brother—" —”

Pei Yan also recognized the child.

He was very surprised, and picked up the child, "Brother is handsome? Haha, he is even more handsome than I saw that day!"

The little boy pursed his lips and smiled: "Brother, you are a good person—"

The camera was set up next to him, and he had already found a good angle to shoot this tidbit of the meeting between the two of them...

It has been a while since what happened during the disaster in Chengdu, Zhuang Xiao's back injury and the blisters on the soles of his feet have healed up, so no one mentions it anymore.

However, things like this will always be exposed to you at the right time.

Immediately, the entire network swiped the screen that night, discussing this touching scene at the crew meeting of "Dragon Fighting Tianguan".Many people rushed to tell each other, "Do you all know that the boy in Yanyan's arms is the child he went to rescue when the disaster in western Sichuan was hit?"

"Yan Bao was filming in Chengdu at the time, why there was no news for several days, and he didn't show up to participate in the disaster relief charity gala held in Beijing, why? At that time, he was scolded bloody by the keyboard man, scolding him for not pulling out a penny and not donating money , He didn't even make an excuse, and he didn't make any publicity or publicity. In fact, Yanyan and A Xiao were both in the local area at that time, so they didn't come back. Many people from their crew went to the mountain with their own materials..."

"Our Yanyan is really a little angel, this is the idol with positive energy, awesome!"

"What little angel, how about writing Xiaoyan upstairs? I, Yan and Brother Xiao, are Zhen, Jiang, Hu, Da, Xia!"

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Pei Yan was also stunned on the spot, and immediately reacted. On the stage, he turned to look for his team members, and stared at Zhang Huan, the wise and powerful planner of his family.He just knew that the child would not pop up suddenly and run up to see him, it was all arranged by the adults.

If it is going to explode, it will explode at this moment, at this juncture.

Just after the disaster, they returned to Chengdu, which is beautiful, quiet and peaceful, and returned here after going round and round.

Many entertainment accounts are frantically reposting related news, and photos from more than a month ago suddenly popped up from the corners, and I didn't know where to hide them before.

Some people casually took photos of the armed police team assisting the evacuation of the victims near the film and television city. At that time, they didn't know who was taking the photo. Later, they found Pei Xiaobald's figure in the photos.

In the photo, Pei Yan is in a mess with mud all over his face and body, using a door panel as a boat to transport a child out.Looking at each other peacefully, smiling sincerely, the wind and rain around seemed to be dispelled at that moment, and the clouds in the sky revealed a golden light, blessing the earth...

The photos are very real, because they are not staged shots, but real scenes.

This also became Pei Shaoxia's ugliest and most popular photo.

The little nurse at the gate of the film and television city compound posted on the Internet, talking about bandaging Yanyan's injured hand at that time.Uncle Pei lost a layer of skin on the back of his hand, revealing red flesh covered with mud. This post was reposted hundreds of thousands.

Some people also posted mineral water bottles and instant noodle cups with the signatures of Pei Yan and Zhuang Xiao on the Internet.

Immediately, some good people clamored to identify the authenticity, don't it be fake?Every time a new film is released, it is this routine, and the crew hypes it up.

Then, several people showed photos of signed instant noodle cups. The plastic bottles and cups were covered with mud, and they were so dirty that they were still kept. They turned out to be real...

In the carnival of hype on the Internet, there is a small photo that has become a good story in the minds of many people, even if it is just an imaginary and lustful story.

That photo was taken at the gate of the town government, and it was still a "sneak shot" deliberately taken by passers-by.Zhuang Xiao was leaning against the wall with a tired face, his back was so painful that he couldn't bend down, but his eyes were very gentle, and he looked down at the person.

Pei Yan squatted at Zhuang Xiao's feet, seriously helping his brother Xiao tie a shoelace.

Regardless of Zhuang Pei CP's fans, blacks, or passers-by, drama masters, or keyboard warriors, the comment area under this photo has reached an unprecedented unanimity in aesthetic opinions, and collective control and evaluation.

Everyone is brushing the same sentence: the two of you should be together.

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The publicity campaign ended in two days, and the team was in a hurry before leaving. The team ate at a fly restaurant near Shuangliu Airport and had a meal of delicious and spicy roast chicken.

Pei Yan picked up a good piece of meat, chicken leg, from the big pot, and put it directly into Zhang Huan's bowl: "I'll add a chicken leg to you, and I should give you all of this pot!... You are so awesome."

Zhang Huan took the chicken leg meat into the bowl without any hesitation, just being arrogant.

Pei Yan knew that Zhang Huan's group of people did things like this.Find the right time, make a decisive move, and have a clear purpose.

The little nurse who bandaged his hand injury actually posted a microblog that day to praise Yanyan, telling about this chance encounter, and the number of retweets was less than 80.Someone marketed, and the forwarding was [-].

Is this good or not?Hard to tell.In short, the young generals of the publicity team, together with a group of marketing accounts raised in the Weibo post bar, can be regarded as raising soldiers for a thousand days and using them for a while.

Zhang Huan was gnawing on the roast chicken at the dinner table, shrugging his shoulders: "Old Pei, I didn't lie to you, did I?

"Did the two of you donate money locally, and organized a convoy to pull supplies into the mountain at your own expense?

"The waist is hurt, the feet are blistered, and the legs are soaked."

"Yes." Pei Yan nodded and said, "Zhuang Xiao and I are here for disaster relief, but in this way, it seems that the two of us deliberately put on a show at the beginning, holding back and making a big move when the movie is on stage!"

Saying this is like setting up a memorial archway for yourself. In fact, who doesn't like to hear good words and praise?There are both vanity and personal heroism, but there are also some things that come from his heart, and they are definitely not just for gaining a good name.

"It's hype for a new movie at first glance." Pei Yan laughed at herself.

He used to look down on these little tricks the most, and always mocked what other people did.

"They have a little troublesome thing, no matter whether it smells good or not, they all shake it out. If there is nothing wrong, they can't wait to create a dispute. If there is no food for the pot, they will stir it up for themselves. If we have news, we don't tell it. What a fool? Zhang Huan spit out a chicken bone and poked it with chopsticks, feeling that this is the absolute truth that has never changed in the world. Why don't we talk?"

He can benefit himself without harming others, what kind of airs do he put on?

However, when many people on the Internet put their big hats on them and kowtowed to them and called them "Heroes of the Jianghu", Pei Yan still felt a little hot and shabby, and felt embarrassed.

"Aren't they checking the box office? Heh, let's follow suit. Use this method to let his family continue to fill in the money..." Zhang Huan hummed lightly, with a sneer, he had already seen through All quack tricks.

Pei Yan clenched his fists to the other party: Admit you.

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Brother Xing was also present at the Chengdu road show of the crew, and sneaked out to play during the period.

In the early morning, Qingcheng Mountain is shrouded in rain and mist, like a layer of tulle, the beauty is hidden behind a thick green, the beauty is dreamlike, making people feel gorgeous...

Xing Rong asked Xiao Sa to go climbing.

In the small shop at the foot of the mountain, the two ate two bowls of Chaoshou in red oil and two bowls of skewered duck intestines and bean skin, wiped their mouths, and then went up the mountain.

In the snack bar, there were a few local men sitting at the table next to them, wearing vests, big pants, and slippers.

"Can you play mahjong? I'll teach you later." Xing Rong said.

"I will fight." Xiao Sa said.

"You will?" Xing Rong didn't have the nerve to squeeze this person, can you recognize the characters on the mahjong tiles?

"Hey, do those people often play mahjong!" Xiao Sa said, "At Brother Xiao's house, Brother Xiao also played mahjong with them. I can see it all, it's simple."

Xing Rong wore a sunshade hat when climbing the mountain.The hat has "curtains" in four directions, front, back, left, and right, covering the back of his neck, and the hairstyle and head shape can't be seen.Ugly is a bit ugly, especially like the hat worn by the Japanese Taijun in some movies, but it is easy to use and covers his true face just right.

Xing Rong blocked her face from time to time, or ran all the way to avoid the camera: "Don't take pictures of me, my hat is too ugly, it's really annoying, you are not allowed to take pictures of me!"

Sa Risheng didn't know what's wrong with him recently, and he started to like taking pictures of him. Didn't he only take pictures of landscapes, pigs, horses, cattle and sheep before?

When did you take pictures of humans?

I don’t know how to shoot at all, and it’s a blur when I shoot it. In Brother Rong’s disgusting words, “I’m so blurred that it blends into the background”, it’s really annoying...

Under the lens of Comrade Xiao Sa, he now enjoys the same level of treatment as horses, cattle and sheep. It is an honor to be able to appear sideways in large landscape films from time to time!Xing Rong took out a sheet of facial mask from her backpack, which is a moisturizing paper film, and quietly pasted it on her face, then turned her head fiercely, "Shoot?...You pat, pat, you pat!!"

The two laughed again, very childishly.Xing Rong almost dropped the mask on the ground, quickly put it back on, and it stuck, so she continued to climb the mountain wearing the mask.

At the tourist souvenir shop in the middle of the mountain, Xing Rong bought some local specialty beads, some in emerald color and some in amber color.Together with the stone beads he bought when recording a program in Yunnan, he sat on the steps halfway up Qingcheng Mountain, blowing the mountain breeze, looking at the beautiful scenery, drunk, and weaved two more bracelets.

"Didn't the red crystal fall off before, do you want to wear this?" Xing Rong handed it to the other party with a smile.

"Dai." Xiao Sa stretched out her wrist obediently.

The red crystal bracelet that was given to Xiao Sa earlier was made up by hand, which meant an apology as a token of goodwill.

This bead bracelet was specially woven, so I couldn't help thinking too much...

The two wore identical bracelets, both rubbed the beads with their fingers, and remained silent.

Among the men, Sa Risheng is very fond of accessories. There are many odds and ends on his neck, hands, and waist. They are all mascots made by his grandma and grandma. A bracelet woven by Rong Rong.

People like Zhuang Xiao never wear jewelry. They have been in love for so long and don't have a ring on their hands. They resist all things that reflect a sense of ritual from their hearts.Uncle Pei prefers accessories, but another way of playing is to directly cut skin and flesh on the body, inlay and drill holes, which is also a psychological hobby.

"Hey, do you wear them all over your hands?" Xing Rong saw the three large gemstone rings on Xiao Sa's hands, "If you marry a wife in the future, where will you wear your wedding ring? You have no room for your fingers."

"You don't need wedding rings when you marry a wife. You have to give each other collars, snuff bottles, and things made by your wives... Clothes, leather jackets, boots..." Comrade Xiao Sa scratched his head. After having a wife, his whole body The wife is responsible for dressing up, as a matter of course.

He smiled with a flushed face, and his wife would also make bellybands, underwear, and socks.

"Oh, that's it... that's great." After Xing Rong finished speaking, she was speechless, staring at her feet, a circle of blue moss stuck to the edge of her shoes, wet and slippery.

I don't know what I want to say, and I really have nothing to say, and I don't want to talk nonsense about my mother-in-law.

Xiao Sa is still the same as when he first met, on the prairie of Huitengxile, with sparks floating in the dark night, one person with one sword and one horse, simple and pure.

It's still a baby, so it must be a treasure held in the palm of the family, how pure it is.

In another 20 years, this person will still be the same, and will never change, and will not be polluted by this rotten mud pond, which is great.

"You, you put all your money on yourself, and you're not afraid of being robbed?" Xing Rong laughed.

Xiao Sa glared at him like a big fool.

Xing Rong then laughed: "Haha, yes, how could you be robbed? No one dares to rob you, haha!"

Xiao Sa also laughed.

Little Prince Sa carries a knife all year round, and always hangs a knife on his waist wherever he goes.When entering the security check of the scenic spot, the little prince's Mongolian knife can pass the security check, and he passed by swaggeringly...

They climbed up to the Shangqing Palace on the top of the mountain and entered the main hall to worship.There were stone tables and benches outside the main hall, and they saw the same group of people playing mahjong again outside the hall.

"How did they climb the mountain so fast?" Xiao Sa muttered in a low voice.

"I climbed to the top of the mountain exhaustedly, just to play a table of mahjong!" Xing Rong couldn't hold back and wanted to have fun. Why are there so many happy and amusing things in life.

The man who played mahjong turned around and saw them, and waved happily: "Hey, let's make one? Let's make one, there are three missing one."

Comrade Xiao Sa was dragged to the table by force, and he assembled a table of mahjong.

It was Xing Rong's first experience of the little prince's level of playing mahjong... To be honest, this person's level of playing mahjong is similar to that of driving, so he must not make his debut in the mahjong world.

When Xiao Sa recited "Eighty Thousand" to type out "Eight Points" and successfully lit the cannon, Xing Rong finally couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked him off the table before he lost all his treasures and pants, and went to the table by himself .

He shuffled the cards with both hands, won two hands back quickly, glanced back at someone, and the child watched.

Teach you, learn something, you baby?

Sa Risheng squatted on the stone steps behind Brother Rong, biting his cigarette butt, muttering softly, "Run Rong, why are you so smart?" "Run Rong, you can always win."

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