Let me fight [Quick Transmigration]

Immortal Longtao has been very nervous recently, of course nervous is a more euphemistic term, to be precise, he was almost scared to pee by himself.

As a golden immortal who no longer needs food and sleep, Longtao Xianjun was pale and appeared with two dark circles under his eyes, which really frightened his new apprentice.

"Master, what's the matter with you?" A few days ago, he was full of joy and ordered to give the disciples extra meals. It's just been like this for a few days. It must have been picked up by the demon cultivator, right?

Immortal Longtao heard the words, his eyes were dull, and he looked up at the little apprentice with a dazed face. The dignified Jinxian just cried out with a "wow" without dignity: "Master, I... probably won't live long. Hey, hey." "How...how could it be" Even if he was picked up by the demon cultivator, with the body of the golden fairy of the master, he would not die directly!In addition, Master, is it really appropriate for you, a golden immortal, to cry in front of all the disciples? Hey!

"Next door... the Jun Zheng Shangxian next door hasn't hit me for nine days." Before the little apprentice realized the relationship between Jun Zheng Shangxian not coming to beat the master and the life of the master, he saw the teacher crying The brothers, sisters, uncles, nephews, and even the handymen who were doing the sweeping were all frightened and pale when they heard the news, and those with weaker hearts couldn't help crying together with the master. As soon as the news spread, the entire sect resounded with bitter cries one after another, and occasionally there were one or two lamentations such as "Master has always kept his body upright, how could he have suffered such a bad luck?" "The life of the head teacher is so miserable" , mixed with the crying, the Taixuan Xianzong, who was still the first sect of immortality a moment ago, was so miraculous that he perfectly demonstrated how to transform into a hall of mourning in a second before the little apprentice could react.

Speaking of which, in the first few days before Junzheng Shangxian came to beat him, Longtao Xianjun happily added several meals to his disciples to celebrate. Since Junzheng Shangxian built a mansion nearby and settled down, he was unprecedented, healthy and peaceful. Days of beating.

But after a few days, Jun Zheng Shangxian still didn't come to beat him, and he began to feel a little uneasy.

Leaving aside the shameful reason that he is not used to being beaten for such a long time, the point is that Immortal Longtao's mind is now full of "How did I offend Shangxian Junzheng?" "Is it the last time Junzheng Shangxian When I beat me, I cried too much and was rejected?" "So Jun Zheng Shangxian started to dislike my rhythm?" "Jun Zheng Shangxian treats people who dislike me first by smashing the body or pinching it first Impressive?" "What do I have to do to make me happy?" The logic is clear and well-founded.

In this way, Immortal Longtao, who preliminarily determined that he might not live long, was blinded by crying.He just said that when he was routinely beaten as the head teacher of the number one fairy sect in the cultivation world, it was embarrassing to cry his nose and tears, okay?It's all his fault that the first disciple under his seat really couldn't bear the suffering of the master. He told him what he went to the mortal world to practice a few days ago. When he saw mortal men, he was afraid of crying, making trouble and hanging himself. His body attained the Tao, and he probably followed the way of mortals. At that time, he felt that there was something strange, but his first disciple repeatedly persuaded him not to care about those details. Now it seems that it is really a big detail. Throw (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Fortunately, he still took advantage of Junzheng Shangxian's fixed time of "Xiajiuyou Fighting Ghost King" every month, and took his big apprentice straight to the mortal world to learn professional skills about "crying, making trouble, and hanging himself three times" without caring about recuperating.But fortunately, time was tight and he only had time to learn the first trick of "crying". The second and third hangings still need to be studied, so it was useless.

However, the entire comprehension world has been beaten by Jun Zhengshangxian for hundreds of years. The former head teacher of the Taixuan Xianzong, in order to hide Jun Zhengshangxian, went directly to Jiuyou, and Junzheng Shangxian didn't let him go. how is everything.It stands to reason that he was just a little cowardly, so he wouldn't offend Jun Zheng Shangxian, right?He is already seriously considering whether to directly become a demon.

At the same time, Jun Zheng Shangxian is really upset recently.

At the age of 17, he entered Taoism with a mortal body. He has no support from sects or guidance from teachers all the way.Encountered a bottleneck in cultivation?It doesn't matter, it's mostly itchy hands, and I broke through after a fight ┑(￣Д￣)┍.

But recently, with the improvement of his cultivation base, the conscientious practitioners in the comprehension world (Dong Wu) have fought with him for hundreds of years. Fellow Taoists (All fellow Taoists: Who wants to fight with you! Isn’t that a fight for you! It’s a unilateral beating!), it’s not as resistant to beating as before...

A few days ago, Xianjun Longtao had a good fight with him, and suddenly he sat down on the ground and cried with snot and tears. His gesture was exactly the same as Aunt Li's reaction when he found out that her husband had an outside room.I have to say that Immortal Longtao deserves to be a great power of the Golden Immortal, with top learning ability, even the skills that are learned and sold now can be lifelike.It would have been even better if Aunt Li hadn't finished crying and died decisively after touching the pillar.

Jun Zheng has always felt that there is nothing that can't be solved by fighting, but obviously it is meaningless for him to fight with these fellow Taoists, and he has to admit that he is still a little afraid of Longtao Xianjun. Collision to death—after all, due to well-known reasons, Jun Zheng has no disciples or servants around him. If Long Tao Xianjun knocks down his cave, Jun Zheng will have to repair the house himself.

Jun Zheng said that there was no fight, and he was happy.

However, Jun Zheng was not happy for a long time, because Immortal Longtao was about to collapse, and within a few days, he suppressed his inner fear and was sent down to visit with tears in his eyes by his disciples.The original intention of Longtao Xianjun was to find out when Shangxian Junzheng was going to send him on the road, and he wanted to have a good time, but the moment he met Shangjunzheng's eyes that were always fighting, his legs softened, and he beat him at home for several days. Unexpectedly, I couldn't recite a single line of the script. 〒_〒Taixuan Xianzong seniors are on top, it’s not that the juniors don’t live up to expectations, but that the king’s conquest of the immortals is terrible, please come to the ancestral hall and squeeze to make room for my memorial tablet~

Jun Zheng's side has long been used to meeting fellow Taoists, so they will start a fight instead of greeting each other, but obviously they can't fight now.So Immortal Longtao didn't speak, and he didn't know what to say.The two fell into an embarrassing one and a terrified silence on the other.

Long Taoxian Jun felt that his knees were about to give up and kneel directly to Jun Zheng Shangxian. In order to save the little dignity left, he mustered up the courage and finally said, "Ahem, Shangxian, today's weather..." Before he finished speaking Seeing Jun Zheng's eyebrows moving slightly, Long Tao Xianjun felt that two flying swords were shot from between Jun Zheng's eyebrows and pierced his knees, and finally fell to the ground with a plop.

Immortal Longtao was lying on the ground desperately enjoying the last time of his life, a bit unbelievable that his last thought in this life was "You may not believe it, but it was really Jun Zheng Shangxian's eyebrows moving hands" but he heard Jun Zheng The tone on the top of the head couldn't hide the joyful smile: "Fellow daoist, please do what you want, I suddenly have a feeling that it seems to be a sign that I am about to ascend... Anyway, I'm going to retreat first, where do you like to go?" So Mr. Zheng Shangxian is taciturn and sees who is not pleasing to the eye and kills him first because he only has the patience to say a few polite words!

Jun Zheng is very happy, everyone said that the upper world is strong like Lin, and after his ascension, he can probably fight for many years, which is great~

But for some reason, Immortal Longtao seemed much happier than himself.

Immortal Long Tao is more than happy, he is ecstatic now and feels that his life has been lit up, okay?Sweeping away the despair when he came, Immortal Longtao rushed back to the sect, looked at all the disciples, looked up to the sky and laughed three times, and performed a Yangko impromptu.The disciples of the Taixuan Immortal Sect: →_→Eldest brother, what did you learn when you took your master to the mortal world?

The good news of "Jun Zheng Shangxian is about to ascend" quickly spread throughout the cultivation world, and it was called the most important news in the cultivation world in the past thousand years, attracting countless bigwigs in the cultivation world to repost and like it.From Shangqiongbi to Huangquan, no matter good or evil, regardless of high or low, all the fairy houses of various sects are decorated with lights and festoons, and the whole cultivation world is filled with an unprecedented festive atmosphere.

On the day of Jun Zheng's ascension, the sound of gongs and drums to send off Jun Zheng's ascension resounded throughout the cultivation world. Even the momentum of the ninety-nine thunder calamity was far behind. Shattered the void and left the realm of comprehension.

Jun Zheng was in a trance for a while, and when he could see again, he found that there was nothing around him, but he didn't expect to be able to fight as soon as he opened his eyes.In short, let’s familiarize ourselves with the environment first. Since it’s the aura of the upper world, it’s always more pure than that of the cultivation world. Thinking about it, I’m a little bit looking forward to it. Let me experience it first... Hey, let me go! !etc! !What about Lao Tzu's physical body! !Meat!body!Woolen cloth! !