[Ancient Sword] Senior Brother Does Not Cultivate Immortals II

"You ugly cricket, your face is like a plate, and why are there so many black tentacles on your head!"

The air was dead silent for a moment.

Baili Tusu was a little confused.

I?

cricket?

Jiang Cheng frowned and smiled: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!The face is like a plate, how ugly is this face!

Then Jiang Cheng also looked at Baili Tusu from a distance.

Because the body has become smaller, the face has also become a small dumpling!His facial features are small, and he is white, and Baili Tusu is wearing a black robe with red patterns on it, making his face even more vain.As a result, I saw the face of a steamed bun, bulging, with no facial features visible, it really looked like a plate.

No wonder Baili Tusu is said to be ugly. Isn't a cricket ugly when it grows into a white face? Not only is it ugly, it's also scary!

↑↑↑↑ Baili Tusu heard it clearly.

Hearing Jiang Cheng's complaints, Baili Tusu's cold and silent face was instantly paralyzed, and his facial features drooped.

I'm really ugly?My face is vain?My face is bulging...?

Baili Tusu listened to Jiang Cheng's laughing madness, but outwardly he remained motionless as always.

He suddenly remembered that when Fu Que said that his face was swollen, could it be that he was really fat?

Baili Tusu choked speechlessly, lifted his face upwards vigorously, struggling to restore his facial features to their original state.

[Senior Brother Jiang Cheng: But Baili Tusu's hair is branched in front, black and shiny, it really looks like black tentacles, vomit, suddenly a little nauseous. ]

Baili Tusu, who was covered with tentacles, gave up treatment and let his facial features melt.

It was the old lady who broke the silence.

The old lady was picking up the soles of her shoes, when she raised her eyebrows, she flew up a shoe sole and slapped the old man's ass.

The old lady: "Damn old man, what nonsense are you talking about?"

The sole of the shoe made the old man back a few steps in fright, shivering and said dryly, "Old lady, what are you doing, just move your hands and feet casually!"

The old woman didn't speak, and showed the other sole, and the old man immediately became as quiet as a chicken.

The old lady suppressed the anger on her face, turned her head and said to Jiang Cheng with a pleasant face, "Young man, I'm sorry. My old man is getting old and his eyesight is not good."

Jiang Cheng watched the relationship between the old couple, and unconsciously felt a little more sincere happiness in his heart.It is really a blessing to be able to grow old together.

"It's okay, I think..." My junior brother wouldn't care too much.

As a result, before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he heard the old lady say softly and caringly:

"Why is your bird losing its feathers? But this little dress is quite chic. Although my aunt's house doesn't have any beautiful birds, but my aunt's family has chicken cubs, and my aunt will give you a few later. Don't raise this sick bird. Throw it away, it’s a waste of food.”

Thyme bird with no hair on its face: ... In this world, there is such malice...

The air was quiet again.

Baili Tusu was made suspicious of his life by these gentle words.

What made my heart ding-dong ding-dong was Jiang Cheng's crazy laughter like a fool.

Baili Tusu had a dead fish face.

Baili Tusu sighed in his heart. He never liked to argue, not to mention that the two visitors had no malicious intentions. Baili Tusu was not good at this kind of peaceful relationship without malice.

After Jiang Cheng laughed enough, he looked at Baili Tusu's necrotic face and lifeless eyes, and then said slowly, "Old man, this is not a bird, a chicken, or a cricket..."

"What's that, cockroach? No wonder you have so many whiskers on your head." The old man interjected, and hit the sole of his shoe again.

Old Lady: (＾＾＾)#

Grandpa: QAQ

Baili Tusu: ...Suddenly I feel that crickets are not so difficult to accept.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!Fuck... Laughing shit at me!Baili Tusu can still bear it now, he is simply inhuman! ]

Only the whites of Baili Tusu's eyes were left.

Jiang Cheng spent a lot of time explaining clearly to the two old men.The two old men accepted Jiang Cheng's words, and the old man bent over Baili Tusu twice in curiosity, and said without giving up: "That looks too much like a cockroach."

Baili Tusu didn't want to talk.

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng bid farewell to the two elderly people, and the old lady called Jiang Cheng to let them come to eat.Jiang Cheng responded with a smile, and took Baili Tusu to the place of practice he had chosen.

Jiang Cheng comforted him first: "How did you feel when you heard what those two old men said just now?"

Baili Tusu: "I'm not angry, brother. I'm just..."

"Feel helpless at the words of the old people?"

"En." Baili Tusu responded softly.

"They're very curious, but they don't have any bad intentions. If people close to them make some irrelevant jokes, it will only bring them closer."

Baili Tusu didn't speak, and after thinking about it, it seems that after he got close to senior brother Jiang Cheng, the senior brother complained more and more to him, probably because of the closeness. Thinking about it this way, the little bit of anxiety in his heart would blow away with the wind up.

"What's more, you are not ugly at all, on the contrary, you are very handsome. When we go out, I can guarantee that the women who see you will not be able to take their eyes away."

Baili Tusu looked at Jiang Cheng and didn't say much.

In fact, Baili Tusu: Brother is fooling me again.

Baili Tusu said that he didn't believe it. After all, just now, the senior brother still said that he was ugly in his heart, that his face was like a meat bun, and that his hair was like tentacles.

"Why, don't you believe what brother said?" Jiang Cheng squinted over.

"Of course I believe my brother." Baili Tusu lied without blushing.

Probably he lied to Jiang Cheng the most, he always needed to help his brother maintain the image of the most beautiful man in the world in his mind (Jiang Cheng claimed).

Baili Tusu sighed again, his own lying skills are really getting better and better now, he never thought that he would... lie.After all, he has always spoken straight, without explaining, without hiding, and he is open-minded and upright.

The two talked while walking, and it didn't take long to arrive at the place Jiang Cheng liked.

Jiang Cheng: "During my practice, what arrangements do you have?"

When going out today, Baili Tusu asked to come out to have a look.

In fact, Jiang Cheng felt that Baili Tusu might be a bit boring when he came out with him. After all, when he was practicing, he couldn't clearly perceive the outside world. What's more, after sitting for a long time, Baili Tusu just waited outside, probably growing mushrooms. up.He practiced often for ten days and a half a month. I am afraid that after he came out, Baili Tusu would be starving.

Baili Tusu didn't think too much about it, he just had to follow his brother and be by his side.

Baili Tusu confessed honestly: "I don't have any arrangements."

"Then you will wait for me like this all the time, won't you be bored?" Jiang Cheng was surprised.

How can this person not enjoy life to be like this.

Baili Tusu obviously didn't understand Jiang Cheng's thoughts either.

He shook his head:

"It's not boring. I used to practice alone in the back mountain. If I had nothing to do, I would sit alone. I would sit for a whole day. I didn't feel bored."

Jiang Cheng: "...that's a bit powerful."

Jiang Cheng didn't show any abnormality on his face, "Then how do you rest?"

Baili Tusu: "Meditate. Besides, seniors will come to compete with me, and occasionally prepare food for Ah Xiang. Life is not boring."

Jiang Cheng was speechless, and he began to reflect on whether there was something wrong with his way of life. After all, he was in Tianyong City. After his practice, he would find Zhaolin to dig out bird eggs, catch grasshoppers, and pick up cicada sloughs. What, even a few people play hide-and-seek, make paper boats, lanterns, cranes and the like out of paper.

Baili Tusu has no playmates of the same age by himself in the back mountain. Lingyue is a big brother, usually cautious in words and deeds, and rarely spends time with Tusu, so Baili Tusu naturally has no entertainment, his life is very monotonous, and he I also got used to such a monotonous life after the initial discomfort.

Practice, meditate, suppress evil spirits, rest.He yearns for other lives, but he doesn't know how to live such a life, and he doesn't think there is anything wrong with such a life.

Jiang Cheng added: "I don't practice for too long every day, and I set aside time to rest every night. Would you like to accompany me?"

"Naturally." Baili Tusu looked up in surprise.

After all, when Jiang Cheng practiced, he always retreated for three or four months, or even longer.Thinking that Jiang Cheng might be doing it for himself, his heart was touched, but he said, "But because of me? Wouldn't this slow down the progress of senior brother's cultivation..."

"Thank you for your concern, Tu Su. But I am a relatively lazy person, not to mention, I have always believed that combining work and rest will be more conducive to improving cultivation. I hope you don't blame me for delaying your time to leave here."

Baili Tusu shook his head, "I don't have anywhere I want to go." Just being with my senior is enough.

Jiang Cheng smiled and thought that Baili Tusu was such a good boy, so he accommodated him like this.Then he shook his head. Fortunately, the system told him in advance that the flow of time here is different from the outside world. Otherwise, I am afraid that Ouyang Shaogong and Feng Qingxue are already middle-aged when they go out...

Jiang Cheng set up two barriers, one for self-cultivation, and one for protecting Baili Tusu.

"I made the barrier here a bit bigger, so that you will have more places to move around." Jiang Cheng checked the surroundings with his spiritual sense, and there were no raptors.

Baili Tusu nodded, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, but his face was too small, Jiang Cheng didn't notice the gentleness on his face.

Jiang Cheng suppressed his smile and sat in the barrier.At this moment, Jiang Cheng is different from the gentle smiling person just now, he looks very, very serious now, very, very solemn.Although he is loose and lets things take their course, when he really wants to do something, he really immerses himself in it wholeheartedly.

He closed his eyes, held his breath, and began to practice breathing.

Baili Tusu watched Jiang Cheng immersed in his practice, and he was not far behind. He wanted to restore his normal size as soon as possible, but he meditated and exercised the Qingqi, and he could only feel the silky Qingqi flowing in the dantian. I just felt that my body was getting more and more tired, and after a while, sweat oozed from Baili Tusu's forehead.

Finding nothing changed, Baili Tusu stood up, stretched his muscles and bones, picked up a slender wooden branch from the ground, and broke the wooden branch into the size of a toothpick with a little effort.

Immediately, Baili Tusu began to make sword moves.

After Baili Tusu reviewed all the moves and formulas he had memorized, he began to sit where he was and silently looked at Jiang Cheng.

He watched Jiang Cheng immersed in a state of ecstasy, and a kind of joy spontaneously arose in his heart. Being able to look at his senior like this made him very satisfied.

Brother...that's great.Baili Tusu thought secretly.

But the good times didn't last long, Baili Tusu suddenly heard something approaching.

Baili Tusu picked up the wooden branch and stood on guard.

Baili Tusu looked around and found two long black hairs in the grass. He was puzzled and couldn't help taking two steps forward.He reaches out...

Suddenly there was a buzzing sound, and Baili Tusu's expression changed!

Jiang Cheng's current cultivation base is nothing more than building a foundation. His Qing Qi operation method is different from that of this world. The system is self-contained. Now that the system is gone, he can only explore by himself.

His aptitude is average, but his practice is extremely fast. Jiang Cheng's mind is clear, he has no distracting thoughts when practicing, his spiritual platform is clear, and coupled with his luck in the dark, this makes Jiang Cheng practice very quickly, and that lucky E I don't know if it was because of entering the secret realm, so it didn't appear again.

Of course, it seems that after coming here, Baili Tusu shared the bad luck of Lucky E for him.

However, as the lone star of Tiansha, Baili Tusu's fate was miserable enough. This time, Jiang Cheng's luck was shared, and his misery seemed to be rolling towards a strange place.

When Jiang Cheng finished his practice, he felt that he had faintly touched the edge of the middle stage of foundation establishment, because he had fallen from the formation of alchemy to the stage of foundation establishment, so at this time, he practiced more like a fish in water, much faster than the first time.

After running the clear air a few times, Jiang Cheng exhaled slowly and opened his eyes.The mind is happy, and the fatigue of the past few days has been swept away.

His eyes were shining brightly, and when he calmed down, he subconsciously went to catch Baili Tusu's small body.

But what he saw made Jiang Cheng dumbfounded.

A cockroach about the size of Baili Tusu's body was flying above Baili Tusu's head.

On the other hand, Baili Tusu stood where he was, with a solemn expression, sweat on his forehead, and a branch dancing airtightly, keeping the flying cockroaches sprinting towards him 5 centimeters away from him.

After seeing the two black hairs, Baili Tusu poked them with his wooden sword, but he didn't expect that they were not hairs at all, but the tentacles of a huge cockroach.

He had seen cockroaches in the dining hall before, but he didn't expect the cockroaches in this secret realm to be so big, as big as the palm of an adult.

Baili Tusu's eyes flashed fiercely, and with a flick of his wrist, the wooden branch hit the top of the cockroach's head with a tricky branch.

The cockroach suddenly turned into a circle of eyes. He didn't understand why this cockroach, which was uglier than him, was so tenacious. After all, the two insects had been fighting for an hour.

This time, he slapped the cockroach on the ground, pressed the cockroach and twitched his feet a few times, then turned over and quickly crawled towards Baili Tusu.

Baili Tusu's face turned over, showing a bit of embarrassment.

Because he could clearly see the slender leg hairs and plump belly of the cockroach.

He blocked the cockroach's shaking tentacles with his wooden sword again and again, while backing away.

Whenever Baili Tusu wanted to poke the cockroach to death with a branch, it would rise out of thin air. Baili Tusu was a melee fighter, and he couldn't block the cockroach that was close or far away, so the battle fell into a tug-of-war.

When Jiang Cheng saw it, he wanted to make a move, but seeing Baili Tusu's ease and calmness, he couldn't help hesitating.

[Brother Jiang Cheng: Unexpectedly, Baili Tusu was so obsessed with cultivation, creating conditions without conditions.Take the initiative to practice sword moves with cockroaches.Compared with him, I am really far behind, ashamed and ashamed. ]

Baili Tusu's first reaction was that the brother's practice is over!

But hearing Jiang Cheng's complaints...

Baili Tusu: -__-Brother, sometimes you don't have to trust me so much.

Just this distraction, the wooden branch broke with a snap, and the cockroach smiled triumphantly, stretched its long legs, and quickly climbed up Baili Tusu. The cockroach opened and closed its mouthparts, and rushed towards Baili Tusu with a grinning grin.

With a flick in Jiang Cheng's hand, a strand of spiritual power turned into a thin needle and flew away through the air.

With a snap, the cockroach was hit, and its forward speed stopped immediately, but due to inertia, it still rushed forward a few steps, and Baili Tusu also retreated in a hurry, the tentacles touched Baili Tusu's face, Baili Tu Su's expression became extremely bad, his expression turned black and white.

Then he made a nauseous expression.

Because of the angle of view, Jiang Cheng did not see Baili Tusu's expression.

Jiang Cheng came over, "Tu Su, if you want to practice your sword moves, you can find an insect with less attack power..."

Baili Tusu endured the tumbling feeling in his stomach.

He shook his head, "I'm not practicing."

"...Sorry, Tu Su, I should have acted earlier."

Baili Tusu shook his head, he didn't want to talk now, he just wanted to vomit and wash his face.

Seeing Baili Tusu's appearance, Jiang Cheng took the initiative to take him to the distant river.

Baili Tusu walked to the river without saying a word, and silently began to wash his face.

Jiang Cheng feels sorry for Baili Tusu. After all, anyone who has ever had such a thing with a cockroach will react like this. Baili Tusu's previous life may be simple, so he should have never seen such a disgusting thing up close.

Jiang Cheng blamed himself, thinking that in the future, he would not only guard against beasts to check, but also expel bugs.

Baili Tusu squatted by the river to wash his face, and Jiang Cheng watched with concern.

At this time, Jiang Cheng suddenly heard a meow, and a round orange cat walked over gracefully.

Jiang Cheng's eyes lit up, and there was a small dried fish in his hand.

This was originally prepared for Ah Xiang, but now it has come in handy.

The orange cat walked up to Jiang Cheng and smelled it, then took Jiang Cheng's hand and bit the dried fish, grabbed it with both hands and started eating.

After eating, he meowed, turned around Jiang Cheng's legs, and rubbed Jiang Cheng back and forth.

Jiang Cheng looked at the cat with a smile, and reached out to stroke its head. The orange cat stretched and lay down at Jiang Cheng's feet.

After eating, the orange cat licked its paws and began to wash its face.At this time, Jiang Cheng was looking for something to feed it in the space.

Taking advantage of Jiang Cheng's inattention, the orange cat turned its head, and the back of Baili Tusu washing his face was reflected in the cat's eyes.

The orange cat watched secretly, and suddenly stretched out its paws silently.

Baili Tusu was washing his face enduring stomach discomfort, when he suddenly heard a gust of wind behind him, and then his butt hurt, and he plunged into the water.

The author has something to say:

Oh my god, I sat down and had something to say that I wrote and disappeared! ! ! ! !

Write it all over again! ! !

The complaints about Tusu weak chicken hairless come from rotten and healthier!

If you want to ask which black fan is better, you can find Hufu, which is healthier! ! !

Compared with you guys, Touch Touch is really a fan!

I swear this is really the last time Susu will go through this!Let Susu be happy in the future!

I thought about it, if the writing is trivial, I should write more!That way you don’t feel like there’s less drama! ! !

Touch touch is inspecting in the sea area, so I can't use the computer!So thanks to mine for being inconvenient! ! !

I am really grateful to the little angel who is willing to give Chuchousa a lot of tiredness!Little prince, I go to the jellyfish country with a landmine every day to show off!

Returning to the palace on the weekend to write a thank you letter to the baby lumps who threw thunder [Bihat]

Friday update!