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Tang Qizhen went to the briefing before the club recruited new students, and finally recognized the cadres of the student union of the college.He originally thought that the head of the Propaganda Department was a beautiful art student, but he didn't expect to be a senior from the Department of Architecture next door.

Because there are too many applicants, the student union recruits new students through a written test and then an interview.The seniors and sisters were very enthusiastic and introduced the functions of each department, but when it came to the scope of the written test, they suddenly squinted their eyes and smiled mysteriously.

Immediately someone nearby whispered: "Why do I feel that the written test is a trap? You see the senior laughing like a devil." "I'm so panicked, is there still time to leave now?"

To be honest, Tang Qizhen didn't have the confidence, especially the senior's mean smirk in the stands, he felt that the matter was not simple.

But it doesn't matter, he has foreign aid!They are already familiar with the school-level cadres, so what are you afraid of.

Thinking of this, he proudly sent a message to Fu Yansheng: Senior, can I ask the student union about the written test?

The other party shows offline.Sure enough, there was no movement for a few minutes after the news was sent, so he could only lock the screen angrily, continue to listen to the introductions of the seniors, and finally added a new recruiting service group in a daze.

The written test time is this weekend evening.

He reluctantly put his phone back into his pocket, pushed his bicycle back to the dormitory.

On the way, the phone that had been quiet for a long time suddenly vibrated for a long time.As if he had received some kind of signal, he straightened up excitedly, and quickly took out his phone to check.

Ever since listening to Fu Yansheng's defense, Tang Qizhen quietly set him as special concern.It can also be regarded as the progress of a single dog. From now on, my special level is finally not just an editor who can press manuscripts.

Sure enough, the sixth sense was right.Fu Yansheng replied the message.

[The written test is very simple, and generally you won’t get stuck, just look through the school history and student handbook. ]

So simple?Tang Qizhen asked back in disbelief.

[In short, you will understand when you see it. ] The other party seems to have something to do, or it may be pretending to be profound, and the answer is very perfunctory.

Tang Qizhen had no choice but to give up and get on his bicycle to ride back.

Sitting down at the desk, he vigorously took out the student handbook and flipped through it. The predecessor of C University was the National Medical College, which was established after the Revolution of [-]. It has a history of [-] years and has exported countless outstanding doctors and scholars to the society.

After reading a few pages, he couldn't help but think about Fu Yansheng.He will definitely become an excellent surgeon in the future and live as he wishes.

What about yourself?It would be nice to be a witness to all this.

"Oh, bro, are you going to interview for the student union?" came the voice of my roommate behind me.

Only then did Tang Qizhen regain his thoughts from his daydream.

"correct."

Gu Xuehao frowned: "Brother, don't blame me for not reminding you, Fu Yansheng is also in the student union, don't get too close to him, he is really not a normal person."

Tang Qizhen didn't want to argue with him about what kind of person the senior was, so he let out a breath and changed the topic: "What club are you going to go to?"

"Anime Club, I'm going to draw my wife, hehe." Gu Xuehao looked excited.

As long as you are happy.He secretly rolled his eyes.

The content of the student handbook is actually similar to that of Sixiu. After spending two days reading the book, Tang Qizhen went to take the written test with confidence.

He was a little nervous when he first sat in the classroom, and he couldn't wait to flatten and check the exam papers when he got them.

The first question is as follows——

Thank you for participating in the student union recruitment written test. This question is a proposition (threshold question). Which of the following options is not the function of the student union? (60 points)

A. Serve the students and accompany the students in the school to slowly become bald and thrive.

B. Psychological counseling, helping the lovelorn students to recognize the reality and get out of autism.

C. Disciplinary inspection, catch disobedient bamboo rats to the river and eat them.

D. Protect the earth and save the world.

"..." Tang Xiaozhen fell silent.

He finally understood what Fu Yansheng meant when he said "You will understand when you see it".

Is this choosing student cadres or sand sculptures? ?

But in order to enter the student union, he still bite the bullet and go on doing it.

After finishing the school history questions, he saw the second part, the use of comprehensive abilities.

Question 1: This question is a manual question.Please fold the plan view of Figure [-] into a cube according to your imagination, and the text on it is ()

This is a plan view of a dice, with crooked lines on each surface, Tang Qizhen's head hurts from thinking about it, and suddenly he heard a classmate tearing up the paper.

Yes, yes, practice is the only criterion for testing truth.It turns out that the draft paper issued by the school is used in this way.

He also hurriedly drew the picture, snapped it off with a ruler, folded it, and spliced ​​it together.The lines are distributed on six surfaces, and after being assembled into a three-dimensional figure——

A string of big "Hello" came into view.

? ?Which bastard senior made this exam paper?I don't know why I feel like I'm being ridiculed.

He looked down dumbfounded.

Question 22: This question is a math question.A group of chickens and rabbits are kept in cages.Xiaoming has 52 heads and [-] feet. Among them, three pairs of rabbits and five pairs of chickens are lovers. They are hugging. How many chickens and rabbits are there?

Question [-]: This question is a logic question.Suppose a man A and a woman B are married and have a daughter C.But male A claims that "I just met my true love late", and falls in love with female D. Female D wants to break up with boyfriend E and train a spare tire F, but finds that he has been with E's ex-girlfriend G for a long time. Unexpectedly, G is the ex-girlfriend of male A again.So I would like to ask, who is green who, and who is green who? (PS: C college students will remind you that there are thousands of kinds of love, morality is the first, cheating is risky, and you will cry yourself.)

……

What kind of weird stuff is this? ?

He turned the page back again, and saw two rows of small characters in the bottom right corner at the end.

Title: Student Union of Jianyi College

Proofreading: Fu Yansheng Fei Zhibai

? ? ?Tang Qizhen began to doubt his life. He felt that he was good enough to be a sculptor, but he didn't expect to lose to...

The current student union is really zero distance from the lives of classmates.

Bite the bullet and finish writing the hand in paper, he couldn't wait to take out his phone and ask Fu Yansheng for feedback.

[Senior, why didn't you tell me before that the student union is such a sand sculpture...]

He replied: Finished?

Tang Qizhen sent him a series of ellipses.

[So I told you earlier, don’t be too nervous, our seniors are very cute. ]

cute?Is it the kind that threatens to catch you to the riverside to make soup, and asks you to solve linear equations in two variables, and "appreciate" the quotations of scumbags by the way?

but……

Unexpectedly, Fu Yansheng looks fierce, but secretly he is also a gentle and cruel senior.

I still have a lot in common with him.

[Does the senior know when the interview will be held? ]

[Starting next week and continuing for one week. ]

Nice, be sure to prepare well.

He thanked him and ended the conversation with satisfaction.

Afterwards, the interview went well, and Tang Qizhen successfully entered the Propaganda Department with his excellent painting and software operation skills.

Strive to follow in the footsteps of seniors!

Ah bah, cross it out.

Strive for the construction of a good (carved) campus in the United States (Sand)!