[Three Kingdoms] Burning incense and sacrificial wine

It is risky to strike up a conversation, and you need to be cautious when sharing a table.

Hearing the other party's self-introduction, the question of "Can I sit here?" was stuck in my throat.

Who is Xun Yu?The chief counselor of the Cao Cao Group and an important hero of the Great Wei Dynasty is not a passerby who can be met at a street food stall.

...But the problem is that this passer-by is really Xun Yu!

Cui Song couldn't help but start to doubt life.

How unlikely is it to run into celebrities from the Three Kingdoms while hunting casually, and even see each other at a crowded cultural meeting?

I still remember how he thought when we first met a few days ago——

Oh, the fragrance of this person is very good → Speaking of fragrance, I have to mention Xun Yu, a famous scholar of the Three Kingdoms → Is this person Xun Yu? → Hahaha how is it possible, the celebrities of the Three Kingdoms are not Chinese cabbage - you can bump into them casually, it is impossible for such a coincidence...

As a result, it turns out that the celebrities of the Three Kingdoms are really Chinese cabbage.

This is exciting, Cui Song thinks, even if he is told that Captain Cao is Cao Cao, and that "Huang Menglang" who claims to be "You" is actually Xun You, he will not be surprised.

If possible, Cui Song would like to run away immediately.

But this is unrealistic, he had no choice but to drive away the leader of a thousand horses in his heart, hold up a smile and continue the conversation.

Of course, if time goes back again, he will be proud of hardship and simplicity, ashamed of being greedy for fragrance and beauty, resolutely resist the romantic and elegant, and stay as far away from the other party as possible.

Since the other party is a famous literati in the Three Kingdoms, Cui Song deliberately avoided literary topics, and only said some innocuous nonsense such as "ah, the scenery here is beautiful", "there are a lot of people", and only waited for the greetings to end.

Facts have proved that Xun Yu is worthy of the name of Xiangling gentleman, even if it is a very boring topic, he still answers seriously, without any perfunctory.

Cui Song managed to answer a few sentences, and when he was about to cup his fists to say goodbye, this beautiful gentleman suddenly dropped a blockbuster on him.

"I have been attracted to the name for a long time", "I want to have a long talk with you"... Cui Song almost wondered if the other party took the wrong script.

Immediately, because Xun Yu took the initiative to introduce the topic, Cui Song finally understood - it wasn't that the other party took the wrong script, but that he had underestimated the "talent" of the original owner.

As early as the beginning of the time travel, Cui Song already knew that the original owner of this body "taught a famous teacher and was quite talented".But how famous this "famous teacher" is, and how talented this "quite talented" is, he has never thought deeply about it.

Quite, very, quite, very, rather than "slightly".

Famous teacher, surnamed He Mingxiu, courtesy name Shaogong, a master of Confucian classics who is as famous as "Jingshen" Zheng Xuan, known as "Xuehai", is the leader of Jinwen Confucian classics[1].

Although Cui Song didn't know what Jinwen Confucianism was, it didn't prevent him from understanding the words "leader".

——It is similar to the modern national first-level professor, and it is still the most authoritative one.

It is said that this well-known teacher of Xueshen was "very happy" with a certain young disciple surnamed Cui, and felt that he was "a talent bestowed by heaven" and "outstanding among others", and that the rest of his disciples were "unmatched"...

He even said that "all the disciples added up are not worth it", which shows how high He Xiu's expectations are.

For some reason, a piece of mourning music suddenly sounded in Cui Song's mind.

What does it mean to be more sad than heartbroken?That is, when the little heart can't bear the stimulation, mourning music will start playing in the brain...

Cui Song has already started to think wildly, the voice in his ear is gentle and peaceful, but it is coming in from his left ear and out of his right ear.

Is it still too late to pretend to fall and kowtow?

—— Cui Song considered the possibility of "becoming stupid" for the second time.

It stands to reason that the original owner is still underage, limited by his experience and temperament, even if he is praised and praised by a famous teacher, in the eyes of others, he is just an ignorant child who is not yet dry, so he will not be famous.In front of real celebrities, they can't even be ranked.

What made the original owner successfully enter the field of vision was a fu he wrote three years ago.

The bear breaks the tortoise, and the Shuo mouse wears Jinshen.

A "Ode to the Shuoshu", with gorgeous writing and bold ideas, tells an absurd story with humorous and exaggerated brushstrokes:

In the Qin Dynasty, there was a farmer named Xiong. His land was annexed by the landlord. In order to survive, he had to become the landlord's tenant and cultivate for the landlord.

What an astonishing yield in the landlord's mansion!The wheat oranges are piled up every day, and the granaries are newly renovated every year.The inexhaustible food, which cannot be sold in time, is built in warehouses, damp, moldy, and eaten by mice.Over the past few years, several mice the size of washbasins have been raised.

And what about farmers?Seeing the tax tithe, working hard for a whole year, half of the food was given to the landlord, and I couldn't even eat enough, and I was so hungry that I was skinny.

A scholar in the state of Qin laughed at him: Why did the head of Guizhou come from Shitian?It's better to find barren land and cultivate it by yourself, it's better than being exploited here.

But I never thought that nowadays, land mergers are booming, where is there any barren land to find?

The farmer said, "It's good here. Although we don't eat much rice, we can add more meals from time to time. There are rats in the granary of the master's house. Each mouse is as big as a washbasin, which is enough for my son to eat meat until he is full."If you want to go elsewhere, maybe there won't be such a big mouse.

The scholar said: I don't believe it, how can there be such a big mouse.

The farmer said: I'm not kidding you, it's really that big, and it's available from time to time, in all seasons, and it's never out of stock.

The scholar said: This is really strange.Those rats are really the lifesavers of your family, you should thank them very much.

The farmer said: Yes, I thank them every day.

Later, the farmer's son, Gu, grew more and more like a rat because he ate too many rats.

The farmer felt very scared, but the landlord felt that the farmer's son had become pleasing to the eye recently, and for the first time recommended him to be a small official.

Wei's face was approaching Shuoshu day by day, and his official position was rising day by day.

Finally one day, Wei is no longer Wei, his body, face, hands and feet have grown into the appearance of a big mouse.

At this time, he was also in a high position, holding a nobleman in his hand, and being a marquis and worshiping minister.

……

Although Cui Song didn't understand the story, he could guess from the lines that there was an "allegory" hidden in this poem.

Xiong Wei is often referred to as a warrior by the ancients, from the 罴 to the mouse, and the allusions are self-evident.

Is this Fu really good?

not necessarily.

It can be matched with the age of its owner at that time, and the meaning is completely different.

Three years ago, Cui Jiasonglang was only 15 years old.

If this gift has three points of talent, because of his age, this talent becomes seven points.Coupled with the endless praise from the famous teacher, this seven points talent becomes ten points.

However, regardless of whether the original owner's reputation is watery or not, whether his literary talent is [-]% or [-]% is an insurmountable mountain for Cui Song.

——.A man of science and engineering who even writes his composition in the college entrance examination is confusing. Do you expect him to write poems and poems?

Therefore, when Xun Yu mentioned the "Ode to the Shuo Shu", Cui Song's whole back exploded.

...Damn it, don't you want to have a fight with him?

Cui Song hurriedly straightened his chest and said, "One person said that there are tigers in the market today, do Brother Xun believe it?"

This is the allusion of "three people become a tiger" in the Warring States policy, and Xun Yu can recite the original text backwards.But Cui Song's question was so sudden that he couldn't help but startled slightly.

"The words of three people become a tiger," Cui Songci pondered poorly, and sighed, "I am ashamed to praise you so much."

It is better to honestly admit that you are not good enough, instead of always thinking about how to get away with it, and fearing that you will reveal your secrets, it is better to honestly admit that you are not good... If you can dispel other people's thoughts that he is "very talented", that's the best, he will definitely go Highly fragrant.

Xun Yu showed a hint of disapproval: "A gentleman can do a hundred things, and a poem can make a thousand generations laugh. Jun...why belittle yourself."

... This script is wrong!

Cui Song couldn't believe it: "It's not that Song is self-deprecating. He only cares about his teacher. He regards Song as his own son, so he feels that there are thousands of good things... But Song is stubborn and dull, and he gets something occasionally, so he should not be praised so highly."

It means: This is not modesty, but that my teacher favors me and treats me like his own son, so he thinks that I am good everywhere... In fact, I am a scumbag, so don't ask me to fight!

Later, Cui Song felt that a tragedy in the cultural world would happen if the discussion continued, so he found a suitable excuse and escaped again.

After Cui Song left, within three breaths, a man wearing a Jinxian crown and a blue straight train came walking and stopped in front of Xun Yu's seat.

"Uncle." The man bowed and sat beside Xun Yu, smoothing his clothes.

Xun Yu returned the salute with his sleeves folded, and said thoughtfully, "What do Gongda think of Cui Gong's son?"

Xun You raised his eyes and asked back, "Qinghe Cui Lang? What kind of disciple?"

Seeing Xun Yu nodding his head, Xun You was sitting upright, "But that guy just now?"

"Exactly. Did Gongda see it?"

Xun You smiled helplessly, telling what happened yesterday.

"... Cui Lang was standing at a distance from me. If he accidentally dropped his hand and stained the hem of my clothes a few feet away, I wouldn't believe it. Probably because he was very pitiful when he saw the old man tremblingly apologizing. Fearing that I would embarrass him, he deliberately threw the caramel, using the excuse of accidentally staining my clothes, in order to claim compensation."

Thinking of the expensive carriage that was delivered to him later, Xun You couldn't help but sigh,

"Just for the sake of a strange old man, he is willing to lose tens of millions of wealth... Such a childlike heart, gentle and straightforward, is really a legacy of the Spring and Autumn Period, and it should be rare."

If Cui Song is still here at this moment, he must have a black question mark on his face.

Xun Yu said:

"Cui Gong's son, Qifeng Zhilan, Yuan Ting and Yue Zhi. I heard that he has kept his filial piety for three years with the respect of father and son. And fled. And because of three years of filial piety, self-respect and no progress, refused to be called a talented person, so meager, it hurts."

At this moment, I have no idea that in the eyes of another pair of uncles and nephews, I have become a "pure, kind, humble, talented, and a little die-hard friend who makes people feel distressed", "a man of high moral character who is too gentlemanly and easy to be bullied". Cui Song detoured to another corner of the garden.

This place is on the diagonal, and it is the furthest away from Cui Yan and Xun Yu.

Before he could find a place to sit down, a voice that he didn't really want to hear came from beside him.

"Who am I? Isn't this the 'gifted talent' who wrote Fu to ridicule General Jian?"

This is to find fault.

The author has something to say: [1] There are two schools of Confucianism in the Han Dynasty: Classical Studies in Ancient Texts and Classical Studies in Modern Texts.

[2] He Xiu should have died in 182 AD. Because of the needs of the plot, this article changes the time of his death to 185 AD.

[3] The story of "Shushu Fu" is made up by the author, please don't take it seriously =3=

※Regarding the issue of generosity and noble character, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms has mentioned many times that so-and-so gave away their wealth to the villagers (Xun Yu's uncle and nephew), so-and-so was open-minded and hospitable and slaughtered his cattle for friends to eat (Dong Zhuo), and so-and-so brought Dedicated to the lord (Li Dian) with all the family property...all are praises, so the values ​​of this era are like this...

Probably because the officialdom was relatively dark at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, selling officials and nobles everywhere, taking bribes and taking bribes, and greedy philistines, so they paid more attention to the style of a gentleman and respected the virtue of treating money like dung [Wang Tian]

Moreover, I look at everything with my own color... As Su Xiaomei said, what I see is a Buddha when there is a Buddha in my heart, Xun You and Xun Yu are completely based on their own cognition...beautifying Cui Xiaosong's behavior [wax