[Three Kingdoms] Burning incense and sacrificial wine

This performance is too obvious, Mi Heng can't see that Cui Song is deliberately using him as a raft in order to get rid of the entanglement of the scholars.

On the one hand, he satirized Cui Song's inconsistency, on the other hand, he felt that Cui Song was quick-witted, and he was more pleasing to the eye than those pedantic and boring scholars.

Thinking of this, he temporarily resisted the urge to leave with a flick of his sleeves, stepped on his clogs, and moved a few steps towards the mold.

The mold Cui Song asked to make was simple and intuitive, with only a big iron ball and a square wooden barrel.The inspection process is very simple and rough - first put the iron ball into the wooden bucket, then ask someone to bring a husk of sand, pour it into the bucket until the iron ball is completely submerged, and carve a mark on the edge of the sand layer.

Then pour the iron balls and sand into the bag, dig out the iron balls, pour the sand in the bag back into the barrel, and then mark it. Finally, measure the volume according to the length and width of the barrel and the height difference between the two marks.

……

In fact, it is a variant version of the drainage method.

The result came out quickly, without any suspense, Cui Song's answer was correct.However, He Wei used the formula in the Nine Chapters of Arithmetic to get the answer, which was 1/6 of the actual difference.

He Wei couldn't believe it, took out the mold and re-inspected it again, and it was still accurate.

Dejectedly, he put down the bronze caliper, and weakly bowed his hands to Cui Song, expressing his willingness to bow down.Then, without further ado, he left.

Cui Song returned a salute, neither complacent nor unreasonable, he just wanted to find an excuse to exit quickly.

He still remembered that when he rebelled against He Wei before, he used the excuse of changing clothes, and was about to have a real piss escape, but just as he expressed his wish, his hands were held.

You Heng smiled but said, "Don't you and I feel like old friends at first sight, admiring me very much, and want to have a long talk?"

Cui Song: ...

Cui Song said softly: "People have three urgencies, they really can't bear it, if not..."

Let’s talk about it next time.

Before the rest of the words could be spoken, You Heng let go of his hand, and said contemptuously, "If you go to change clothes, you can talk to Heng in detail when you come back from changing clothes." Ming Rui of the overall situation, "Heng is here waiting for you."

Cui Song, who dug a big hole for himself, was pushed by Mi Heng, so he had to close his eyes and jump in, gritted his teeth and said with a smile, "Naturally."

Under the guidance of the waiter, Cui Song was going to take a shortcut along a small path behind the pavilion, but as soon as he approached the pavilion, he saw a somewhat familiar figure.

Cyan clothes and jade crowns, rosy beauty and moon charm, walking like pine and bamboo.

When the people in the pavilion saw him, they bowed to him solemnly.

Cui Song bowed back, thinking whether to call "Brother Huang", when the people in the pavilion spoke before him.

"Xunyou in Xiayingchuan, I had a hasty farewell the day before yesterday, and I didn't have time to be with you..."

Cui Song in the back can no longer hear.

...What about Huang Menglang?

He is confused at the moment.

Even though he was used to celebrities from the Three Kingdoms popping up like cabbage one after another, he never thought that passer-by A who ran into him on the street and whose clothes were soiled by him was also one of them.

Even if this passer-by is handsome, rich and good-natured, this script is wrong!

Isn't Cao Cao's evaluation of Xun You "foolish on the outside and wise on the inside, cowardly on the outside and brave on the inside, weak on the outside and strong on the inside"?In front of this gentleman who is generous, free-spirited, and has a splendid temperament, where is he "outside stupid, outside cowardly, and outside weak"?

Cui Song didn't consider the character's experience at all, he just felt that he had been hacked by the history book, and his head hurt.

The truth about Huang Menglang=Xun You caused the barrage in his mind to explode, flying around like snowflakes.

#Xunyangjiang head night see off guests, I do not know Mulan is a girl#

#罗阳街街日送车, I don’t know passers-by is the mastermind#

#Spring I cut a crop of leeks, and I harvested a bunch of celebrities in autumn#

#装头 seems to have been caught by the great god, what should I do, urgent, wait online#

#No, I’m not a big god who shows off his wealth, you listen to my explanation#

……

Can't say a thousand words, Cui Lang just wants to go to the toilet.

Therefore, after Xun You exchanged greetings, Cui Song didn't dare to take up the quarrel at all. He only said a few polite words on the surface, and said bluntly, "I have something important to do, forgive me for going ahead", and quickly fled from the small road.

Watching Cui Song's back go away, and knowing that he was going to "change clothes", Xun You's dark eyes flashed a trace of worry.

"I went to change clothes again, didn't I spoil my stomach after eating?"

Cui Song had already forgotten that before he left with Xun Yu in a hurry, he also used urine escape.

After arriving at the toilet, Cui Song waved away the waiter, covered his nose and stood next to Xiaoxuan[1].

To be honest, he really wanted to stay in the toilet and wait until the essay meeting was over before going out.

However, this is impossible.Not to mention that You Heng blocked him with words, if he stayed in the toilet for too long, in case others thought he had fallen into a cesspit, send someone to look for it—the toilets in ancient times were simple and poor, and things that fell into the pit frequently happened. The father just fell into the cesspit and died-that would be terrible.

Besides that, the toilet itself is a huge problem.

To be fair, this toilet is really...too smelly.

In all his life, he had never seen a toilet that smelled worse than this.

It's actually quite understandable.

The drainage system in ancient times was backward, there were no flush toilets, no air fresheners, and a huge cesspit is placed here, can it not smell bad?

Even if there are dried flowers and herbs on the shelf next to it, it can't match the smell that is so fragrant.

No wonder "Shi Shuo Xin Yu" said that the ancient nobles used two dates to plug their noses when they went to the toilet. It couldn't be more correct!

Cui Song began to feel that this real urine escape was a stupid move, he pinched his nose, moved half a foot away calmly, took a forced breath, and ran away.

The waiter was already waiting outside. Seeing him coming out, he led him to an incense hut, motioned him to clean his hands, then took off his coat and put it on the incense burner to roast.

Cui Song: ...Don't be like this, I just went around the outer edge of the toilet, and I haven't been stinked yet.

However, the ancients paid attention to elegance, and they would have to go to the meeting place later. Not burning incense is equivalent to not washing hands after defecating in modern times, which is quite disgusting.

So Cui Song washed his hands with bath beans, let the waiter dry his coat until it was dry and fragrant, put on his coat, and returned to the venue.

After walking like this, Cui Song felt very tired, and vowed that he would never urinate casually again.

Thinking of this, there was a trace of fatigue on his face. Seeing this, Xun You felt that he was unwell, and his worry became heavier.

"You can't hold on. If it's unsustainable, it's the best policy to leave the meeting earlier."

Cui Song glanced at Xun You in surprise, thinking that he saw his repulsion and lameness towards the Wenhui, and secretly thought that he was indeed a well-informed and thoughtful schemer, and he really couldn't hide anything from him.

Cui Song simply relaxed.

Anyway, the "black history" who delivered the car was also recorded in this person book, he can be said to be broken, and there is no pressure anymore.

"Thank you." Cui Song sincerely thanked him, thinking of Mi Heng who had "promised" to have a long talk with him, his head began to ache again, "I only have an appointment with someone, and a gentleman does not break his promise, so don't leave just now. "

How dare Cui Song honor Ni Heng's promise.After all, he was such a big-headed figure that made Cao Cao helpless. If he really provoked Mi Heng, he probably wouldn't be able to sleep well for a few days.

Cui Song felt extremely sad at the moment: Calling you cheap, what are you talking about Mi Heng, don’t you know that is the number one fighter in the Three Kingdoms, not only smart but also full of maces, whoever sees who hits, never scruples about affection, What is the difference between playing tricks in front of him and hanging himself by the birthday star?

However, the matter has been known, and it is useless to regret it.

Cui Song bids farewell to Xun You tactfully, and goes to find Mi Heng, only to find that this man is tearing up with others again.

Yes, sure enough.

With such a big T standing in the center of the crowd, it is difficult not to attract firepower.

The ones who had the most trouble with Mi Heng were those who were first sprayed by Mi Heng as dogs.

Those few people are students of Taixue, and they usually act like gentlemen, respectful, thrifty and courteous. Because of Mi Heng's supercilious look and dislike of Mi Heng's style, they opened their mouths and said a few words, and Mi Heng beat them to the ground. Blocked back, but also rose to the level of personal attacks.

They didn't refute on the spot, not because they were rendered speechless and indisputable by Mi Heng's argument, but because they were confused by Ni Heng's narcissism and machine gun-like slander.

Which scholar in this era is not humble and self-sustaining, with a sonorous voice, and the painting style of this guy is too strange, right?

By the time they reacted, Ni Heng had already scolded them from beginning to end, and left gracefully.

Those few Taixue students were overwhelmed, so they naturally wanted to come to find their place.

As soon as this case is found, the "people who can't shoot donkeys" who were previously bombarded by Mi Heng's map also join the team to conquer Mi Heng together.

Mi Heng used one against ten, his tongue was like a tongue, the map was bombarded, and there were constantly onlookers lying down and being shot, angrily joining the battle.

Therefore, when Cui Song returned to the original place, what he saw was Mi Heng surrounded by dozens of people, as if he was yelling and hugging the emperor.

It's just that the "emperor" is not surrounded by fans, but a large group of rebels.

I don't know what I'm arguing about, but someone mentioned the Yellow Turban Thief, saying that the head of the bandit practiced sorcery and deceived the public with his evil words. Since you Heng is so awesome, why don't you go outside to hunt down the Yellow Turban Thief and kill people with one mouth?

Mi Heng discussed the "ridiculous, pathetic, and pathetic" of this speech from eight angles. After turning people back, he was very disdainful of the statement that the leader of the Yellow Turban Army "practiced witchcraft": "The bluffing technique of a hundred actors That's all, why mention it?" It's just a clown performing acrobatics, but you guys still talk in a decent way, is this going to heaven?

Cui Song helped Mi Heng complete the subtext, and silently gave him a thumbs up.In his opinion, Zhang Jiao Zuo Ci Yuji Zhang Lu are all ancient magicians and preachers, who played tricks and deception.In his views on these people, he is on the same front as You.

In fact, there are many scholars who are dismissive of shamanism and alchemy, but since this is what Mi Heng said, they can't go along with it, they can only stand on the opposite side and use examples to pick his thorns.

"Yellow turban thieves walk on the fire path without injury, and drink talisman water to cure all diseases. In your opinion, is it also a bluffing technique?" Show me a disease?

Mi Heng returned a look of caring for the mentally retarded: "It's bluffing, how can you bluff if you don't bluff?" Since it is a deception, of course it is impossible to really step on the fire to cure the disease. It is obviously a small trick. Are you stupid?

The scholar said hehe, this is just your one-sided statement.

Mi Heng was about to refute again, when he saw Cui Song suddenly, he changed the subject immediately.

"He Gong's disciples are well-informed and knowledgeable, and they must have an answer to this matter."

After all, his eyes fixed on Cui Song who was outside the crowd.

Cui Song, who was bombarded by the satellite rays falling from the sky: ... I don't know if I should say a foul word.

The author has something to say: Cui Song: ...Didn't it mean that the same team is immune to damage?

Mi Heng: You have left the team. [Indifferent face.jpg]

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[1] 圊混: toilet.