i just want to be a woman
Chapter 4 The Glittering Green Hat
The second girl looked at her father smiling nicely, and she also imitated his smile: "Daddy, you are a great beauty."
Hou Qingjun's face darkened, but he couldn't argue with a child, so he could only correct her: "Daddy is a handsome guy!"
It was getting dark soon, and Hou Qing was very fortunate that it was a big spring. If it was a big summer, he would not be burned to death; or if it was a big winter, he would not be frozen to death!
Thinking of this, his life is not too bad, at least he is lucky, and the timing of his father's rebellion is also good.
Hou Qing was lying down, and suddenly he smelled some meat. Before he could open his eyes to see where the meat came from, someone pried his mouth open and stuffed a mouthful of meat in. Not eating meat for a few days is like not eating for a few lifetimes It's the same, smashing your mouth, enjoying it very much, and opening it again after eating, waiting for the next piece of meat.
The next piece of meat was a little less, and Hou Qing couldn't get enough of it, so he frowned and asked, "Why is there only such a small amount of meat?"
Before the second child could speak, the second girl patted his head and began to cry: "Mother, mother, mother, father..."
Hou Qing opened her eyes abruptly, grabbed Er Yatou's little hand, and lay her head sideways to look at the second child. Her face was white and her lips were pale. She was not very beautiful before, but now she was a little scary, and she covered her bleeding with trembling. Thighs dripping with blood, the hem of the skirt has long been stained red with blood.
He was so frightened that he supported the ground with one hand and scratched his throat with the other, trying to pull out all the flesh.
No matter how bastard he is, he can't eat his wife's thigh meat!
The second child's face became even paler, and he forced a smile: "My meat is fine, I washed it before roasting it." Seeing him looking at him in disbelief, the second child's face softened a little, but why was the sweaty sweat? I can't stop, it hurts.
Hou Qing said: "Second brother, why are you so stupid?"
The second child pretended not to care, smiled wryly and said, "I was supposed to get you birds or fish, but I was clumsy and couldn't catch them anyway. You were sick and uncomfortable, and still refused to eat. , I'm afraid that your health will be broken, and the world of our mother will collapse, even if I die, I won't let you die first."
Hou Qing was so touched that she forced her weak body to sit up, and slapped herself: "I'm really nothing." The second child felt distressed, didn't want him to be hurt, and was weak all over, so he lay on his lap, and he hugged him. To himself, tears welled up all of a sudden: "You are right, I am useless."
The second girl was crying when she saw her parents, and she couldn't stop her tears.
Hou Qing hugged the two of them: "Don't worry, Dad will definitely let you live a good life, and we won't cry anymore."
A voice came from outside the small cave:
"My lord..."
"Go, go quickly."
"Is the little prince really inside? Don't fool the uncle."
"Master, listen, there was a man crying just now! If the little prince wasn't inside, who would cry?"
Hou Qing frowned, endured the pain all over his body, and casually touched some plaster on Niang Ersan's face, and whispered: "Don't talk, don't open your mouth, don't be afraid, everything is up to me!"
The second child nodded, endured the pain, hugged the second girl and shrank into a corner of the stone crevice, quietly watching Hou Qing lie back on the spot, and she followed his example, leaning against the stone wall to doze off, My thigh is hurting, and my heart is beating drums.
The place where Hou Qing was lying was dark, squinting secretly at the three approaching people, secretly scolding the fourth son, who is a bitch, who actually lured wolves into the house, he married six wives, only the second son is good Others either gave him a green hat, or wanted to kill him, he was really deceived by lard!
The two Xia soldiers entered the cave slowly, seeing that it was dark and full of the smell of blood, they walked towards the non-threatening women and children leaning against the stone wall.
Hou Qing's heart skipped a beat, and he suppressed the fear in his heart. Once again, he yawned, turning his head as if to see them, and lazily gave them a wink, although he was dirty all over. , but his jewel-like eyes were shining brightly, fascinating the two soldiers.
Hou Qing lowered his voice and said, "You two masters! You are here. I'm afraid, look there..."
The two soldiers looked in the direction of his fingers, and saw a black hand. The handyman would tremble when he saw this weird thing, and these two were handymen, and their bodies were shaking Then, they asked in unison, "Who is he?"
Hou Qing wiped his face with his dirty sleeve and said, "He is the little prince."
The two soldiers were a little scared and a little bit excited. It was a great achievement to catch the little prince. You pushed me, and I pushed you, step by step to check the "little prince".
Taking advantage of their lack of attention, Hou Qing gave the fourth child a wink, and the fourth child nodded understandingly. After all, she didn't want to be a widow either, so she walked up to some hero with her calves, knelt down and cried bitterly: " Husband, you died so badly! Suffering from a contagious disease, you had nowhere to go, and eventually passed away early."
Hearing the word "contagious", the two soldiers backed up ten meters away in fright, and stared fiercely at the fourth child: "You bastards, poisonous women, your husband died of an infectious disease, and you still let us watch it?"
Hou Qing covered his face and cried again. Although he is a man, he has been used to crying since he was a child because of cowardice, and his appearance is no worse than that of a woman: "The two officers and elder brothers don't know something! Our lord I went there early, but we haven’t seen anything after staying for so long, so you are sure to be fine, our prince is not in the underworld and lacks someone to serve you, what are you doing seducing your souls?”
Paused, glanced at them secretly, and continued: "Brother officers, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! If you don't take our prince with you, you might as well burn his body and say yes Those of us who are daughters-in-law burn it? Then take us daughters-in-law to the regent to find an official position?"
The two soldiers looked at each other in a tacit understanding: "That's it."
They put a knife on the neck of the fourth child and forced her to burn the corpse of a hero who didn't know where. Another person mentioned Hou Qing, and another mentioned the second child. Girl, Hou Qing didn't let her speak, so she didn't say a word.
Hou Qing took the initiative to jump behind a soldier, put his arms around his neck, almost strangled him, and said coquettishly: "Brother officer, look at us, we are all the wives of rich families. I'm so thin, I can't walk anymore. If you don't carry us, we will die on the way before we meet the regent. I heard that the regent is suspicious and murderous. If you don't see us, you will not only have no military merits , maybe, he will still suspect you, he cut your neck with a sword."
The two soldiers exchanged glances, and felt that what Hou Qing said was reasonable, so they agreed.
Another soldier carried the second child and the second girl on the back. Fortunately, these two soldiers had practiced before, otherwise they would not be able to carry them away.Under Houqing's suggestion and the prestige of the regent, the two soldiers first took out their pockets to let the three of them have a full meal, and then invited a few doctors for the three of Houqing to take their pulses and treat their illnesses properly. The medicine, let the uncle Houqing have a look at it, and then let the second child and the second daughter take it.
Hou Qing saw that these two soldiers were stupid, if he didn't tease them well, he would feel sorry for the name of his little prince who has been a fool for many years, coughed heavily, and pretended to say: "The regent takes care of everything every day, and I'm afraid he doesn't have the time to do it." Regardless of us concubines, why don't we find an inn to stay for a few days, and it won't be too late to see the regent when the regent is in a good mood, otherwise he is in a bad mood, and that golden red-tasseled gun is not just for show. For the sake of looking good."
A soldier nodded.
Hou Qing was overjoyed, these two guys are so carefree!
Another soldier said: "The regent is not busy today, he has already come." The two exchanged glances and ran away in a hurry. , it is better to save some energy to discuss with the king of Hades whether it is possible to repay the wronged death.
Hundreds of soldiers were running very fast, rushing from four directions of Hou Qing's, southeast, northwest, and surrounded them three times inside and three times outside. Comfort them silently.
The fourth child was afraid, and was stimulated by Hou Qing's caring behavior for the second child, so he beat his chest indiscriminately: "It's all you, it's all you, it's all you..."
Hou Qing was in poor health, coughed heavily, and pushed her away: "What did you say, why blame me? It was you who brought those two idiots here."
"You left the person in the cave there, and you said he belonged to the little prince. It's not your fault, but who is it?"
"You women are unreasonable, really unreasonable." Hou Qing flicked a flat bang in front of his forehead, put his hips on his hips and said angrily: "I am also a woman today, and I am unreasonable. I didn't kill that person, so why blame me?" ?He was lying there like a salted fish, I just ignored him, and he didn't lack a piece of meat."
The fourth child no longer paid attention to him at the moment of life and death, and stared fiercely at his flowery little face, grabbed it with one paw, but was shyly dodged by Hou Qing. With this look, you deserve to be cuckolded, and you deserve to help someone raise a daughter. My mother is loyal to you, how do you treat my mother, all your daughters-in-law bully me, and you may not come to help me talk, just know Dislike me for not being good-looking, it is not your fault that I am not good-looking, you gave them all those clothes, jewelry and other good things, and I got some defective products, how can you make me beautiful?"
Hou Qing snorted and said, "I know you've always been jealous of my beauty."
"..." The fourth child was in a hurry. He waved a stick on the side of the road and greeted him, chasing him and beating him while cursing: "You trash, you deserve to be abandoned, don't even think about it, which idiot takes a wife?" Girls who run away without money and jewels, go to hell!"
"Shut up, this is my first time running away, how do I know how much?" Hou Qing roared angrily.
Seeing his upright look, the fourth child felt furious, thinking that he would have to die anyway, so he had to express his anger before he died, and if he killed this bastard, maybe the regent would let him go. Come on, this stick is not light.
Hou Qing ran out of strength, and fell limply on the ground, staring blankly at the big stick about to hit his head, and suddenly couldn't even dodge.
Hou Qingjun's face darkened, but he couldn't argue with a child, so he could only correct her: "Daddy is a handsome guy!"
It was getting dark soon, and Hou Qing was very fortunate that it was a big spring. If it was a big summer, he would not be burned to death; or if it was a big winter, he would not be frozen to death!
Thinking of this, his life is not too bad, at least he is lucky, and the timing of his father's rebellion is also good.
Hou Qing was lying down, and suddenly he smelled some meat. Before he could open his eyes to see where the meat came from, someone pried his mouth open and stuffed a mouthful of meat in. Not eating meat for a few days is like not eating for a few lifetimes It's the same, smashing your mouth, enjoying it very much, and opening it again after eating, waiting for the next piece of meat.
The next piece of meat was a little less, and Hou Qing couldn't get enough of it, so he frowned and asked, "Why is there only such a small amount of meat?"
Before the second child could speak, the second girl patted his head and began to cry: "Mother, mother, mother, father..."
Hou Qing opened her eyes abruptly, grabbed Er Yatou's little hand, and lay her head sideways to look at the second child. Her face was white and her lips were pale. She was not very beautiful before, but now she was a little scary, and she covered her bleeding with trembling. Thighs dripping with blood, the hem of the skirt has long been stained red with blood.
He was so frightened that he supported the ground with one hand and scratched his throat with the other, trying to pull out all the flesh.
No matter how bastard he is, he can't eat his wife's thigh meat!
The second child's face became even paler, and he forced a smile: "My meat is fine, I washed it before roasting it." Seeing him looking at him in disbelief, the second child's face softened a little, but why was the sweaty sweat? I can't stop, it hurts.
Hou Qing said: "Second brother, why are you so stupid?"
The second child pretended not to care, smiled wryly and said, "I was supposed to get you birds or fish, but I was clumsy and couldn't catch them anyway. You were sick and uncomfortable, and still refused to eat. , I'm afraid that your health will be broken, and the world of our mother will collapse, even if I die, I won't let you die first."
Hou Qing was so touched that she forced her weak body to sit up, and slapped herself: "I'm really nothing." The second child felt distressed, didn't want him to be hurt, and was weak all over, so he lay on his lap, and he hugged him. To himself, tears welled up all of a sudden: "You are right, I am useless."
The second girl was crying when she saw her parents, and she couldn't stop her tears.
Hou Qing hugged the two of them: "Don't worry, Dad will definitely let you live a good life, and we won't cry anymore."
A voice came from outside the small cave:
"My lord..."
"Go, go quickly."
"Is the little prince really inside? Don't fool the uncle."
"Master, listen, there was a man crying just now! If the little prince wasn't inside, who would cry?"
Hou Qing frowned, endured the pain all over his body, and casually touched some plaster on Niang Ersan's face, and whispered: "Don't talk, don't open your mouth, don't be afraid, everything is up to me!"
The second child nodded, endured the pain, hugged the second girl and shrank into a corner of the stone crevice, quietly watching Hou Qing lie back on the spot, and she followed his example, leaning against the stone wall to doze off, My thigh is hurting, and my heart is beating drums.
The place where Hou Qing was lying was dark, squinting secretly at the three approaching people, secretly scolding the fourth son, who is a bitch, who actually lured wolves into the house, he married six wives, only the second son is good Others either gave him a green hat, or wanted to kill him, he was really deceived by lard!
The two Xia soldiers entered the cave slowly, seeing that it was dark and full of the smell of blood, they walked towards the non-threatening women and children leaning against the stone wall.
Hou Qing's heart skipped a beat, and he suppressed the fear in his heart. Once again, he yawned, turning his head as if to see them, and lazily gave them a wink, although he was dirty all over. , but his jewel-like eyes were shining brightly, fascinating the two soldiers.
Hou Qing lowered his voice and said, "You two masters! You are here. I'm afraid, look there..."
The two soldiers looked in the direction of his fingers, and saw a black hand. The handyman would tremble when he saw this weird thing, and these two were handymen, and their bodies were shaking Then, they asked in unison, "Who is he?"
Hou Qing wiped his face with his dirty sleeve and said, "He is the little prince."
The two soldiers were a little scared and a little bit excited. It was a great achievement to catch the little prince. You pushed me, and I pushed you, step by step to check the "little prince".
Taking advantage of their lack of attention, Hou Qing gave the fourth child a wink, and the fourth child nodded understandingly. After all, she didn't want to be a widow either, so she walked up to some hero with her calves, knelt down and cried bitterly: " Husband, you died so badly! Suffering from a contagious disease, you had nowhere to go, and eventually passed away early."
Hearing the word "contagious", the two soldiers backed up ten meters away in fright, and stared fiercely at the fourth child: "You bastards, poisonous women, your husband died of an infectious disease, and you still let us watch it?"
Hou Qing covered his face and cried again. Although he is a man, he has been used to crying since he was a child because of cowardice, and his appearance is no worse than that of a woman: "The two officers and elder brothers don't know something! Our lord I went there early, but we haven’t seen anything after staying for so long, so you are sure to be fine, our prince is not in the underworld and lacks someone to serve you, what are you doing seducing your souls?”
Paused, glanced at them secretly, and continued: "Brother officers, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! If you don't take our prince with you, you might as well burn his body and say yes Those of us who are daughters-in-law burn it? Then take us daughters-in-law to the regent to find an official position?"
The two soldiers looked at each other in a tacit understanding: "That's it."
They put a knife on the neck of the fourth child and forced her to burn the corpse of a hero who didn't know where. Another person mentioned Hou Qing, and another mentioned the second child. Girl, Hou Qing didn't let her speak, so she didn't say a word.
Hou Qing took the initiative to jump behind a soldier, put his arms around his neck, almost strangled him, and said coquettishly: "Brother officer, look at us, we are all the wives of rich families. I'm so thin, I can't walk anymore. If you don't carry us, we will die on the way before we meet the regent. I heard that the regent is suspicious and murderous. If you don't see us, you will not only have no military merits , maybe, he will still suspect you, he cut your neck with a sword."
The two soldiers exchanged glances, and felt that what Hou Qing said was reasonable, so they agreed.
Another soldier carried the second child and the second girl on the back. Fortunately, these two soldiers had practiced before, otherwise they would not be able to carry them away.Under Houqing's suggestion and the prestige of the regent, the two soldiers first took out their pockets to let the three of them have a full meal, and then invited a few doctors for the three of Houqing to take their pulses and treat their illnesses properly. The medicine, let the uncle Houqing have a look at it, and then let the second child and the second daughter take it.
Hou Qing saw that these two soldiers were stupid, if he didn't tease them well, he would feel sorry for the name of his little prince who has been a fool for many years, coughed heavily, and pretended to say: "The regent takes care of everything every day, and I'm afraid he doesn't have the time to do it." Regardless of us concubines, why don't we find an inn to stay for a few days, and it won't be too late to see the regent when the regent is in a good mood, otherwise he is in a bad mood, and that golden red-tasseled gun is not just for show. For the sake of looking good."
A soldier nodded.
Hou Qing was overjoyed, these two guys are so carefree!
Another soldier said: "The regent is not busy today, he has already come." The two exchanged glances and ran away in a hurry. , it is better to save some energy to discuss with the king of Hades whether it is possible to repay the wronged death.
Hundreds of soldiers were running very fast, rushing from four directions of Hou Qing's, southeast, northwest, and surrounded them three times inside and three times outside. Comfort them silently.
The fourth child was afraid, and was stimulated by Hou Qing's caring behavior for the second child, so he beat his chest indiscriminately: "It's all you, it's all you, it's all you..."
Hou Qing was in poor health, coughed heavily, and pushed her away: "What did you say, why blame me? It was you who brought those two idiots here."
"You left the person in the cave there, and you said he belonged to the little prince. It's not your fault, but who is it?"
"You women are unreasonable, really unreasonable." Hou Qing flicked a flat bang in front of his forehead, put his hips on his hips and said angrily: "I am also a woman today, and I am unreasonable. I didn't kill that person, so why blame me?" ?He was lying there like a salted fish, I just ignored him, and he didn't lack a piece of meat."
The fourth child no longer paid attention to him at the moment of life and death, and stared fiercely at his flowery little face, grabbed it with one paw, but was shyly dodged by Hou Qing. With this look, you deserve to be cuckolded, and you deserve to help someone raise a daughter. My mother is loyal to you, how do you treat my mother, all your daughters-in-law bully me, and you may not come to help me talk, just know Dislike me for not being good-looking, it is not your fault that I am not good-looking, you gave them all those clothes, jewelry and other good things, and I got some defective products, how can you make me beautiful?"
Hou Qing snorted and said, "I know you've always been jealous of my beauty."
"..." The fourth child was in a hurry. He waved a stick on the side of the road and greeted him, chasing him and beating him while cursing: "You trash, you deserve to be abandoned, don't even think about it, which idiot takes a wife?" Girls who run away without money and jewels, go to hell!"
"Shut up, this is my first time running away, how do I know how much?" Hou Qing roared angrily.
Seeing his upright look, the fourth child felt furious, thinking that he would have to die anyway, so he had to express his anger before he died, and if he killed this bastard, maybe the regent would let him go. Come on, this stick is not light.
Hou Qing ran out of strength, and fell limply on the ground, staring blankly at the big stick about to hit his head, and suddenly couldn't even dodge.
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