[Comprehensive] The Ritual of Blame Evil

There are two pieces of paper stuffed in the nostrils, and there are still traces of blood staining the paper. The man without nosebleeds still looks a bit handsome. The hairstyle with pigtails looks a bit frivolous, and the Zara beard is slightly raised The corners of the mouth looked a little ruffian, a man in his early thirties, it is the time for a man to mature, but...

For Yinshi and Qisha, this man was in his early thirties ten years ago, but now that Yinshi and Qisha have grown up, he is still the same as ten years ago, except that he is a little more sloppy, This man really hasn't changed.

And this man was someone the two of them never thought they would meet again.

Yes, this man is the uncle who bought soy sauce all the time when Qisha was a child!

"Tell me, why are you here?"

Yinshi said angrily, crossing his arms around his chest as if interrogating a prisoner, Qisha looked at Uncle Soy Sauce expressionlessly, and when Uncle Soy Sauce smiled cheerfully at Qizao, Qisha silently turned his head away and averted his gaze .

"Ah, didn't I say that, I'm here to open a branch."

Uncle Soy Sauce opened his eyes and talked nonsense, Yin Shi pinched the man's face with one hand, squeezed his cheeks together, and said viciously with his scarlet pupils wide open:

"Liar, do you open a branch on Meteor Street? Lying lies in one dimension. Even if you do long-distance business, you are too far away! Tell me the truth! If you don't tell the truth, I will unscrew your counting stick !"

Yinshi's threat was very serious, coupled with Yinshi's very S expression, Uncle Soy Sauce's legs subconsciously moved closer, he sighed deeply, shrugged his shoulders as if giving up resistance, and then Looking at Yinshi and Seven Kills, there was a slight smile:

"Want to know, my identity?"

"..."

Gintoki was stunned by Uncle Soy Sauce's sudden seriousness, and even Qi Kill tilted his head, curious about what special identity he would reveal, only heard him speak slowly in a deep tone, as if he was stating something He lowered his voice as if it was an incredible fact:

"My true identity is... a businessman in the dimension."

Dimensional...businessman...sounds very high-end and foreign, Yinshi's eyes widened in disbelief, while Qisha's eyes widened slightly, his face full of confusion about what a dimensional businessman is, Uncle Soy Sauce looked at the two With a proud expression on his face, he laughed:

"Surprised, right, hahaha, yes, I am the legendary businessman of the dimension, I can travel between dimensions, realize everyone's dreams, and sell things that money can't buy, hahaha, are you scared? ?”

Yinshi and Qisha had the same expressions and were speechless. Yinshi is indeed a man who has read a lot of comics than Qisha. He was the first to react. He opened his mouth and didn't know what to say:

"Could it be...you...I really didn't expect to meet you here..."

Yinshi lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders. Uncle Soy Sauce's eyes lit up like a wolf in triumph. Just when he was about to flash a sly smile, Yinshi suddenly raised his head and kicked Uncle Soy Sauce viciously with a thunderous kick. , and at the same time there is a powerful cry:

"Idiot!!! Do you think I will believe it!!!"

"Ow!!"

Uncle Soy Sauce was kicked a few steps away, covered his face with a painful expression, and when he saw Yinshi wanted to make up his feet, he immediately waved his hands and said:

"Wait, wait, I'm..."

"The legendary businessman in the dimension, I know, so..." Yinshi moved his fingers, looking down at Uncle Soy Sauce with a cruel smile on his face:

"I'll make you a legend."

"Ow?"

"Do you think that Yinsang's comics in the past few years are for nothing? Do you think that Yinsang OTAKU is for nothing? What kind of businessman in another dimension? It’s so naive! It’s sweeter than strawberry milk with red beans (naive)!! Are you a witch in the cosmic dimension, at most you are an uncle in the dimension!”

"What is Uncle Dimension? What a terrible nickname. Uncle, I am very suave."

As he spoke, he blinked at Qi Sha, Qi Sha twitched the corner of his mouth and said lightly:

"Isn't it selling soy sauce?"

"Wait, how much do you look down on selling soy sauce! I used to dislike uncle for my low wages for buying soy sauce. Let me tell you, selling soy sauce is just a disguise. Uncle, my real identity is amazing!!"

I don't know why, but Uncle Soy Sauce will become silly when he meets Seven Kills, and the originally bold uncle will also become a little childish. Gintoki was annoyed at the way Uncle Soy Sauce winked at Seven Kills for a while, and turned his face He came over and narrowed his dead fish eyes and asked coolly:

"Then tell me, what a great identity it is, is it a virgin magician, or SUPERMADAO?"

"Neither of them! How much do you look down on me! I am the man from the Seven Seas, and I will attack seven..."

"go to hell!!!"

Yinshi couldn't bear to kick him again, his patience had reached its limit:

"Do you think Yinsang doesn't know about Simba's Adventures? Yinsang told bedtime stories when Kagura couldn't sleep!"

Yinshi felt puzzled and kicked again, Uncle Soy Sauce corrected Yinshi with difficulty:

"Oh, it's not Simba, it's Sinbad."

"There is no difference! A man is no different from a beast!"

Yinshi roared like venting his anger and said, he knows what kind of creature a man is, how many nights he wanted to turn into a wild beast when he was sleeping with Ah Qi in his arms, how can he be cultivated! !He has been hovering between a gentleman and a pervert for a long time! ! !

"Ah Qi, let's go, ignore this person whose forehead has been pinched by the dimension."

Gintoki grabbed Qisha's hand and wanted to take the girl away, Qisha was dragged away by Gintoki without complaint, but after a few steps came a sigh-like words from Uncle Soy Sauce:

"Hey, the young people nowadays are really frizzy. Uncle is just joking with you."

Can he draw his sword, can he put his middle finger up, Gintoki ignored the words of the people behind him and continued to move forward, but the sudden strength on his shoulder made him unable to take a step, Gintoki and Qisha turned their heads to look at Uncle Soy Sauce With faint smiles, the hands on the shoulders of the two seemed to have little strength, but neither of them could take a step, as if they were rigidly nailed in place.

At this time, Yinshi and Qisha felt that they really seemed to underestimate this man, and they kept pretending to be silly, cheerful and natural, but they didn't understand this man at all, for example, just now... His strength, a little I can't figure it out.

******

"By the way, do you know my name?"

Uncle Soy Sauce, it is too casual to call him Uncle Soy Sauce all the time.

"Huh? Isn't it Uncle Soy Sauce?"

Qi Sha tilted his head and said as a matter of course.

Uncle Soy Sauce twitched the corners of his mouth and was speechless at the girl's words. It was his fault that he didn't tell her his name.

"Of course not, that's just a code name. By the way, didn't you pick that up yourself!"

"The name is just a title, and what to call is not up to you."

Seven kills said lightly, what seemed to make sense, Uncle Soy Sauce just wanted to complain:

"Don't call others nicknames and make excuses for yourself!!"

Uncle Soy Sauce didn't know Qisha's character, he could only sigh, scratched the back of his head, and said lazily:

"My name is Zhi Zhi."

Knowing him for so many years, this is the first time I know his name.

"Then, what about identity?"

The point is still this!

"Ah... I'm an NPC."

"..."

Yinshi was silent for a while, then tapped his earwax and asked again:

"What is it?"

"NPCs."

"Ah Qi, let's go!"

Yinshi pulled the girl up again, Uncle Soy Sauce, bah, Qi Zhi Lima stopped the two of them and said sincerely:

"Wait! It's real this time!! I'm really an NPC!!!"

No NPC can confidently say that he is an NPC!It's the same as admitting that you are a psycho without a neuropathy! !

"If it's really an NPC, you won't know that you are an NPC, right? Have you fooled Yinsang into never playing games? Even if you can't afford a PSP, Yinsang has played red and white machines anyway!"

"So I am a high-level NPC."

angry! !

"If you are an NPC, Yinsang is still a VIP!!"

The girl next to him is still a cheating player!

"You are really a VIP."

Qi Zhi said coolly, after talking for so long, now it's time to really get to the point, Qi Zhi's slightly squinted eyes were full of inexplicable meaning, and the corners of his lips were raised with malicious intentions, he looked at Qi Sha but turned to Silver when said:

"Why do you think you came to Meteor Street?"

Why?Yinshi was stunned for a moment, he had thought about how and when to go back, but he always wanted to ignore why he came, because Seven Kills is here, the result is more important than the reason, Qi Zhi looked at Seven Kills with a too delicate expression Now, Yinshi didn't want to ask, didn't want to know, he inadvertently stood in front of Qi Sha and covered Qi Zhi's view of Qi Sha, and turned to Qi Zhi with his usual lazy and indifferent expression:

"Who cares about him, if Yinsang is here now, does it mean that Yinsang is a VIP player, and you are an NPC?"

"Well, you can understand it that way."

Qi Zhi nodded, the information he gave Yinshi and Seven Kills so far can be understood in this way, although the reasons for it are much more complicated than this.

Yinshi seemed to understand and nodded and asked with a serious face:

"Then...can the player kill the NPC?"

"Of course not!!! You bastard! Why do you want to kill me with a serious face! Haven't you played games before! Why do players want to kill NPCs!!"

Qi Zhi felt that he was so sad, why his favorite Qi Sha Jiang kept ignoring him indifferently, and that brat Sakata Gintoki kept thinking of how to beat him and kill him.

"Tsk, I'm still a VIP, I don't even have this authority."

Yin Shi clicked his lips, looking unhappy.

"You bastard! This is no longer a matter of authority!"

"It's annoying. If there are NPCs, it means it's a game, but why is it a hunter? At least come to Final Fantasy or DevilMayCry. Yinsang is still very confident in the combo."

"Because this is not a game, it's just me as an NPC. What you have come to is the most real world of hunters."

Yinshi's expression suddenly distorted. You don't need to remind him that it's the real world of hunters. He already thinks it's very real. Feitan thinks about how to kill them every day. This kind of reality is really incredible.

Yinshi scratched his curly hair in frustration, and he had already recognized Qisha here, but there was one more thing that made him a little concerned:

"By the way, Yinsang has time-traveled. What about Gintama manga? A Gintama without a protagonist isn't Gintama!"

Regarding this point, Qizhi gave an answer lightly:

"Ah, it's on hiatus."

"Hey! Why can you suspend the publication without authorization! Why do you suspend the publication as a matter of course!"

"Ah, you can just treat it as a vacation, anyway, the second season hasn't started yet."

"The manga is still going on, bastard!! Why is the vacation going to another manga!!!"

"Well, then you should just think it's for cross-over."

"If you don't mind it, how casual are you? Cross-over, what is cross-over? How can you fix it? I've only heard of voice actors, so it's really good to have inconsistent painting styles!"

Seeing Yinshi who was about to go berserk, Qi Zhi stretched out his hand and patted Yinshi's shoulder, as if he wanted to encourage Yinshi, but the words and expression that he said brought Yinshi closer to the edge of the runaway:

"It doesn't matter, you can treat it as a fan work."

As he spoke, he gave a thumbs up and stuck his tongue out to touch his upper lip.

"Bastard!!! Why is the official role of Lao Tzu forced to be turned into a fan work by you? How can it be repaired!!! Do you think that Lao Tzu will let you go if you make a unique expression!!! Tianzhu!!!"

Gintoki used the head hammer that he hadn't used for a long time, and hit Xi Zhi's head hard, and Qi Zhi felt his eyes go dark for a moment.

NPC damage blood is halved, currently offline...

If there is a status bar, it must be displayed like this.

That day, Yinshi and Qisha went back later than usual, Feitan didn't care, but even if he cared, he couldn't change anything, Yinshi and Qisha kept thinking about the last words that Qi Zhi said before leaving. A paragraph:

"By the way, after talking to you so much, there is one more important thing to tell you."

"??"

"There was a mistake when you came to this world, so I will take you away for correction."

"That is to say."

"Leave Meteor Street, leave Hunter."

"..."

"What's the matter, isn't this your purpose? Get out of here."

"……when?"

"The exact time is, there are still five days, 13 hours and 28 minutes."

[Tsk, it's so short. 】

******

How long has it been since you came to Meteor Street? It’s five months and 25 days according to the lines drawn by the seven kills. In five days, it will be half a year. Why would someone come back after leaving Meteor Street? Because this place is real and profound , are all memories engraved on the soul, even if you only stay for half a year, the unique memories here will last for a long time.

"...Well, if I leave, I will snort a little."

Qisha murmured, so light that only he could hear it.

"The ability here is very interesting, but... so troublesome."

Seven Kill looked at the sky and said with a little lost interest.

"Then what don't you think is troublesome?"

People overheard Qisha's words, but it wasn't Yinshi. Yinshi found a place to take a nap at this time. Ever since he knew he was going back, Yinshi had been lazy and had nothing to do. To describe it in one word: wait .

Feitan stood behind Qisha, the girl still looked unguarded, Feitan only heard the last sentence of Qisha, he subconsciously opened his mouth to ask Qisha that question, Qisha turned around and seemed very serious After thinking about it for a while, Fei Tan also seemed to be patiently waiting for Qisha's answer. Finally, Qisha looked at his white hands and nodded suddenly, showing a helpless chuckle:

"Ah, it's not troublesome...it seems to be murder."

She is a knife, and beheading is her duty.

After Feitan heard this sentence, he laughed, the corners of his mouth hidden under the loose clothes were obviously raised, and the boy's expression that had been locked tightly and without a good face was complete at this moment, and he smiled slowly, like a flower. Like a flower slowly blooming, the young man's exquisite and good-looking appearance has this effect, which is amazing.Feitan likes Qisha's answer. Even though this woman looks indifferent on the outside, she is actually the same as him in essence. Killing, this woman does not fit the character of Meteor Street because of how that man behaved. , but this woman can't hide her true nature, because even she herself doesn't know how indifferent she is.

That man suppressed her killing, suppressed her cruelty, even though Seven Kills herself didn't know whether it was right or wrong to do so, it was only Yinshi who said it was not allowed, and she felt it was not possible, in essence, she I really don't care, and I don't understand.

Feitan has the same mood as Kuroro at this time, although they haven't met yet, but on the contrary they are the same:

Pity.

It's really a pity to kill Qi Qi.

【She is a perfect knife, even a perfect weapon, the strongest weapon. 】

******

There are three days left.

Manston had four days to live.

They will leave before Manston dies. Of course, the possibility of Manston's own death is not ruled out.

When the third wave of black suits found Manston, they gave Manston a thunderous news.

He would never see Miss Astoria again.

This is the original words. Of course, there are many possibilities if you understand it. This sentence may be a trap set by Manston because he has a helper around him and cannot kill Manston, or it may be a real message. Well, the Miss Astoria from Manston was never to be seen again, and there were several explanations for the disappearance, but the most common was that she was taken away, or died.

The man who had only four days left to live laughed when he heard the news. He laughed at his own weakness and uselessness, and now he has not even seen Miss Astoria for the last time.

"You have to believe at this time, she is not dead." This is the last belief.

Yinshi walked up to Manston's side and patted his shoulder. Manston ungratefully shook off Yinshi's hand and said fiercely:

"What do you know!! The person you love has never encountered such a thing, don't just say good things, I want to believe it too!!!"

Manston's words hit Yinshi's pain point. Even if Qisha was by his side, Yinshi couldn't help but refute Manston's words, because of Qisha, Qikill...

"What do I know? Brat, of course I understand. Don't think that you are the only one who has encountered this kind of thing. At least you can still believe that she is still alive, idiot!"

Yinshi didn't have the habit of comparing the past with others. His past was not bright. He even wanted to forget that period of the past. Even if Qisha was by his side, he still couldn't help but be afraid that Qisha survived the bombing at that time. He can't do anything except believe that she is still alive, he can't even despair, what does he know, of course he knows, thinking about it now, he will twitch his heart, thank you for whatever you can, His seven kills are back.

Who knows, even if Qisha is by his side, he is trembling with fear, Qisha will leave in the next moment, who knows, even if Qisha is held in his arms, he will feel unreal, because he knows that Qisha is not He is not in the same world as him, and Zhizhi's words made him realize a possibility, he is not worried about which strange world he and Qisha will come to, but he is afraid that Qisha will go to a world that he cannot reach.

Yes, he has been afraid.

He just didn't show it.

Because he told himself that he must be strong, otherwise no one would be able to protect him.