[Comprehensive] The Ritual of Blame Evil

If you ask what kind of place Konoha is, someone will answer like this:

It is a beautiful village.

Of course, this is just a compliment.

More people will call Konoha like this:

It's a place where talent abounds.

This sentence is not false at all.

It has been a month since Gintoki and Qisha came to this place called Konoha. Although it is not dangerous to be recognized as not knowing ninjutsu, there are also people watching them around, one watching them openly, and a bunch of people watching them secretly. , Of course, during this period of time, the two also met many people, such as the person who watched them in Mingzhuo, Hatake Sakumo, such as the character they met on the first day, Orochimaru, and for example, also on the first day A disciple of Jiraiya, a character I know, Namikaze Minato.

Sakumo Hatake: A genius ninja with the white fangs of Konoha.

Orochimaru: A genius who only appears once in decades.

Namikaze Minato: A rare genius in ten years.

Genius, genius, genius, Gintoki wants to bow down in frustration, sorry, he never saw any geniuses in Ginshit, he is surrounded by idiots, idiots, idiots, everyone Stupid human beings.

Yinshi felt that by staying beside this group of geniuses, he was simply highlighting his ordinaryness.

However, there is no way, he is just an ordinary man.

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Yinshi felt that in a fine weather, it would be a pleasure to have a delicious meal of glutinous rice balls with Ah Qi, but now that he and Ah Qi had one more person beside him, it became a torment, not to mention that person was not an ordinary person. The person with flowing long hair, fair to pale complexion, golden vertical pupils and purple eye shadow extending to the nose, yes, this person has a famous name, Orochimaru!

Yinshi felt that every bite of the meatball he ate might be accidentally choked on him.

As a senior JUMP reader, Gintoki is definitely no stranger to Orochimaru, but no matter whether he is a decent or a villain, Gintoki thinks that he can use soldiers to cover up water and earth, and he can handle anything. But it seems that he really can't bear this matter.

"It's not a wise choice to turn your back on me."

The man behind him opened his mouth slowly, and the moment he spoke, Yinshi's whole body trembled, as if he had a jolt, the man trembled.

"Ahaha... You have no reason to do anything to me, do you?"

Gintoki said dryly with his back to Orochimaru, the ball in his mouth seemed to be like a stone, he bit it extremely painfully, Orochimaru's golden pupils stared directly at Gintoki's back with cold eyes, and gave the silver-haired man a hard time. Sniff:

"If I really want to do it, I don't need a reason at all."

Orochimaru laughed coldly. Although he was still young at this time, his cold temper and stiff expression made him look older, and even his voice was low and hoarse, but, This is the voice!This voice made Gintoki completely surrender!

Now when he hears Orochimaru speak, he will strangely think of the wrinkled old face of Grandma Dengshi, and then think of the nightmare when the old woman asked him for the rent, and then think of the terrible face of the old woman, and even see the eye shadow of Orochimaru He could still recall the scary makeup that the old lady Dengshi put on, and Gintoki suspected that if he looked at Orochimaru more, he could overlap his face with that of Dengshi's mother-in-law.

"Please let me go."

Gintoki's tone was unusually sincere, Orochimaru twitched the corner of his mouth subtly, this man is really...more...sensible than he imagined.

Orochimaru didn't like Gintoki and Seven Kills at the beginning. The war just ended, and the village was not well organized. From all aspects, it couldn't stand the enemy's attack. Inexplicably, Orochimaru brought back two people from other villages. I don't agree, although the third Hokage said that the two were survivors after a village was destroyed on the border of the country of fire, but Orochimaru didn't believe this kind of rhetoric. Fortunately, the third generation of the guy's brain has not been beaten by the war. I know He also had to monitor these two so-called survivors, but he was not happy at all when this task was given to him.

Disapproval, disbelief, and reluctance, the three elements together form an important factor for Orochimaru to hate Silver Toki and Seven Kills.

There are soft glutinous rice balls stuffed in Qisha's mouth, and a bump is also bulging out of her soft face. She looks like she really wants to be poked. Although Qisha's personality is not lovable, but this girl looks good. Lovely, she blinked her dark eyes and looked around. Her eyes only needed to look, and she seemed to see something interesting.

Apart from the guys who were hiding around, Qi Sha also saw many people scurrying around on the roof, on the trees, and on the water.

"Those are the so-called ninjas?"

Seven kills muttered, it seems that there is some doubt about unknown things, there is no curiosity in it, just simple doubts, Seven kills are much slower in understanding simple objects than in understanding power and ability. At this time, Yin Shi Play a role in dispelling confusion.

"Huh? Ah Qi, what are you talking about?"

Qisha's voice was too soft, and Yinshi couldn't hear it clearly. The girl tilted her head and asked the most common question:

"What is a ninja?"

This is the first term Qisha has come into contact with, just like Meteor Street.

What is a ninja?

Yinshi stroked his chin and thought for a while, and explained to Seven Kills in the most simple and easy-to-understand terms:

"A ninja is someone who wants to endure things that ordinary people can't bear."

Gintoki's meaningful tone caused Orochimaru, who was sitting on the side, to look sideways, and Nana frowned and continued to ask:

"Like?"

"For example..."

Yin Shi raised his face and said to the girl seriously:

"Pee, or poop."

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, Orochimaru's face twitched suddenly, and he instantly had the urge to throw Kunai.

"Huh? It sounds amazing."

What's even more frightening is that this girl admired her seriously! ! !

Is the brain circuit of these two people correct? ! !

Let alone a ninja who can bear the urination and defecation, that one is already a fairy, okay? !Just become a fairy, okay? ! !

"Hmph, only a guy who is not a ninja would say such a thing."

Orochimaru moved the hand that had been moved to the place where the kunai was placed on the waist back, and God testified that Orochimaru really wanted to throw kunai at these two guys, even if the opponents were two guys who couldn't do ninjutsu.

Gintoki took out his earwax, and his ears, tortured by Orochimaru's voice, protested. The man looked lazily at the head on the Hokage Stone Wall in the distance, and his cool tone was serious but very real:

"Ninja? Yinsang, I never wanted to be a ninja. Ah Qi and I will not follow the rules. We just need to live in the way we think is beautiful."

ninja?I'm sorry, he's just a useless natural volume, righteousness or something, he can't bear it.

"What a ridiculous remark."

Orochimaru snorted coldly, and didn't care about Gintoki's words, but when he recalled this passage many years later, he found it interesting. What he sneered at back then, but now he carried it through to the end. He betrayed the village , Abandoning morality, no longer following the rules, and only living according to his own way, that silver-haired man has seen through a lot earlier than himself.

But at this time, Orochimaru just disdains.

"Stop!! Don't run!! Stop!!!"

The shouts of a group of children resounded, and there were several overlapping shouts. Qisha looked in the direction of the voices and did not see a few children, but the voices did not stop, but got closer and closer, and suddenly a figure He ran out from the corner of the street ahead, and after running a few steps, several children also ran out from the corner, and it seemed that this posture was chasing the child in front.

"what……"

The child in front fell and rolled forward a few times before being caught up by the child behind him. They formed a circle around the child and shouted excitedly as if they had caught a trophy:

"Hahaha, look at you still running! Little bastard!!"

"Little bastard!! Little bastard!!"

If one person takes the lead, the rest of the people will follow. They laughed and laughed around the boy, but the boy still kept the falling posture and did not move.

Several children were making noise in front of Qisha, and they were still circling around the boy. Qisha saw that the group of boys' clothes had the same pattern of round fans, embroidered on their backs like a symbol, Qisha suddenly realized nodded, and said coolly in her usual flat tone:

"The children nowadays are really amazing, and they even form a team when they bully others."

Yinshi also saw the pattern of the small round fan. As far as Yinshi's Encyclopedia knows, there is only one possibility for the pattern of the round fan.

"The Uchiha family."

Orochimaru beside him spoke lightly, with some sarcasm in his tone:

"The majestic Uchiha clan is no more than mediocre."

Orochimaru had no intention of going against the Uchiha clan, and just satirized it softly, and the group of children were still doing their own things.

"Uchiha said, don't think that you are the Uchiha family because you have the surname of the Uchiha family. I won't recognize you, I won't recognize you, a little bastard. Your father married a foreigner secretly. It is Uchiha at all. The shame of the Bo clan!"

"Yes! We will not admit you!!"

Yinshi felt that he had heard the lines from the eight o'clock file, and it was the lines from a dog-blood drama ten years ago. Sure enough, the children's vocabulary is relatively lacking? She made the first move. The bamboo stick that the girl had just eaten casually threw out. The sharp tip brushed against the face of the leading boy, leaving a mark. The boy exclaimed:

"what!"

"who is it!!"

Being attacked suddenly, the boy became vigilant. He has not yet graduated from the ninja school, but as the Uchiha clan, this group of children will be better than ordinary children, and they immediately found out that it was the attack launched by Qisha.

"Is that you? Flat-chested girl, short winter melon?"

Yinshi twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, lamenting from the bottom of his heart the lack of vocabulary of the children, they lit a dynamite simply and rudely, Qi Sha narrowed his eyes and glanced at the few boys in front of him with displeased eyes, suddenly In a flash, Seven Kills appeared behind them, beating them to the ground with a strangely fast speed.

Qisha is now standing among the lying children like a king of children, looking down at them with a victorious attitude, holding the unfinished meatball in her hand, and the girl stuffed the meatball into her mouth again, only to hear the lying on the stomach. The child on the ground said angrily:

"Are you here to help that little bastard?"

help?Qisha does not have such an elegant behavior, the girl is just a simple action:

"No, you disturbed me eating meatballs, and you are too noisy."

Qisha likes quiet and noisy things, so he needs to shut up.

"Damn it, you dare to take action against the Uchiha clan, how brave you are."

The child got up and assumed an attacking posture. Qisha tilted his head and kept the standing posture just now. His casual attitude seemed to ignore the child's attacking posture.

"hateful!"

The child's hands are in mudra, the thumbs are stretched upwards and overlapped, the left thumb is on the top, and then the thumbs are overlapped in the next step, the left thumbs are on the top, and finally the index fingers of both hands are straightened. A series of changes are very fast, just like practicing many times. Seven Kill frowned and watched the child's movements, only to hear the other party's crisp voice shout:

"j□j technique!"

Then, just as he shouted, one person turned into two people. Qi Sha was slightly surprised by this situation, and opened his bland eyes slightly, scanning back and forth between the two identical children.

"Oh, j□j technique, this is the first time I've seen it with my own eyes."

Gintoki touched his chin and sighed meaningfully. It feels so good to watch the live version, but Gintoki's sigh has a different meaning in Orochimaru's ears. This man has never even seen jjj. what?That, that woman... Orochimaru remained silent, and shifted her cold gaze to Qisha.

"...Well, that's how it is..."

Same as Yinshi, it was the first time to see Seven Kills of the j□j technique. Except for the surprise when I saw it for the first time, the subsequent reaction was calm, and there was even a clear attitude, Seven Kills' eyes were taken for granted After seeing the j□j technique, of course he also saw his weakness.

"Although they are exactly the same, one of them is not an entity, so it is useless."

Qisha said lightly, focusing his attention on himself, but the other party is still a child after all, and has no actual combat experience. He has more than other children, but it is just the family training of the Uchiha clan. , It was simply bullying him, yes, the child who was bullying just now suddenly changed his status, and became the target of being bullied instead.

Draw out Kunai to attack Seven Kills in the most traditional way, and use the jjj technique to interfere with Seven Kill's line of sight to cover his real purpose. Seven Kills simply dodged the jj j technique attack and tripped him Afterwards, the whole person turned into smoke and disappeared, while the real entity stood behind Seven Kills and made another knot seal, but this time the seal seal was not as proficient as before, and the speed was much slower than the previous one.

Si, Wei, Shen, Hai, Wu...

Orochimaru saw the child's sealing technique, and he raised the corners of his mouth in a rare way, and let out a chuckle with great interest:

"Oh? Interesting."

Although this technique is not very difficult, it is already excellent for this child at his current age. The most important thing is to show his power by the amount of chakra.

Seven kills finished reading the other party's knot seal completely, only to see the other party take a deep breath and shout:

"Fire Escape·Great Fire... Ugh!"

Before he finished shouting, Qi Sha pinched his face with one hand, his face was clamped, his mouth was pouted abruptly, the name that was not finished shouting, even the ninjutsu was abruptly strangled, The small face pinched by Qisha opened his mouth, and there was no small flame, only a puff of smoke. Qisha looked at the child whose face was pinched by him in his hand, just like looking at a kitten pinched by him , lightly, even with a sigh, said:

"so slow."

Yes, too slow.

Qisha was thinking that if those ninjutsu had to be sealed before they were performed, it would be a terrible gap. No matter how fast the seal was made, if he only seized the gap at this moment, Qikill felt that he could also pass the seal. Kill them before they cast their spells.Of course, this is just a possibility, just a quick kill for the weak.

"That woman doesn't know ninjutsu, but her skills are decent."

Orochimaru is not a person who will be stingy with praise. Although his personality is not easy to get along with, he is also a straightforward person. When Yinshi heard Orochimaru's affirmation of Qisha, he showed a sense of pride:

"Of course, my Qi is very strong."

Hello!What is going on with this attitude that my child must be the best! !

"Hmph, but that's all. It's more than enough to deal with children."

"Well, dolls should be picked up from an early age. If children don't teach them a lesson early, they will go astray when they grow up."

Gintoki waved his hand indifferently, intending to let Seven Kill's behavior go, Dashemaru only said one sentence indifferently:

"It's not your turn to teach the children of the Uchiha family. You will only think that you are provoking the Uchiha family."

Gintoki's sarcasm to Orochimaru was just a cool response:

"The best way to make a bully kid honest is to let him know the pain of being bullied. Whether it's Uchiha or Tuanfan, in the end let's speak with strength."

Wait, your last sentence is provocative!

Why is this man able to speak with a beating expression on his face.

But at this time, the matter with Qisha is not over yet. The child who was supposed to be suppressed by Qisha suddenly turned into a piece of wood. Qisha raised his eyebrows and let go. That child unknowingly used a substitute Is that fire escape just a trap? Is the real purpose to cover up his true figure and give Seven Kills an unexpected blow!

The idea was very good, and it was unexpected, but he made a mistake. In the end, he used surprise attack instead of ninjutsu. At the moment when Wu quickly stabbed Qisha, Qisha reflexively raised his foot and kicked back, kicking out Xudaoliu - Peony.

The child was kicked away by Qisha, bounced on the ground a few times, and seemed to want to attack Qisha after rolling a few times, but Qisha raised his foot one step faster and stepped on the child's shoulder, making him stiff Kneeling on the ground, unable to move.

When Yinshi saw Seven Kill's movements, his expression changed instantly:

"Not good! Ah Qi! Stop!"

Gintoki's panicked tone at this time made Orochimaru laugh wildly:

"Huh, don't you think it's too late to shout now? Who said just now that the best way to make a bully boy honest is to let him know the pain of being bullied? Step on the Uchiha clan, It's really powerful."

Gintoki stood up abruptly and ran in the direction of Seven Kills, the panicked expression on his face made Orochimaru's smile deepen, but the next sentence made Orochimaru's originally sinister expression froze instantly.

"Ah Qi! Put your feet back quickly! Your fat times are exposed!"

Is this the only thing this man cares about! ! ! !

"Ok?"

Qisha didn't realize that his fatness was exposed, but Yinshi saw it, and the girl looked puzzled, Yinshi directly attacked.

"Well, you're big!"

Gintoki picked up Qisha, walked away a few steps and put the girl on the ground, he didn't pay attention to the little Uchiha who was bullied by Qisha.

Seven kills looked down at the yukata that only reached her calves. Because the kimono couldn't move flexibly, she changed into a yukata, but this new yukata seemed to be a bit short. Qi kill's movements would be exhausted, which is different from before Qi Sha wears a large men's bathrobe, which seems to be exposed when she moves a little. Qi Sha curls her lips in dissatisfaction:

"Yinshi, I don't like this dress, can I change it back to the original one?"

Well, she still likes the original black bathrobe.

When Yinshi heard Qisha's complaint, his face darkened and he said in a low voice:

"Of course not. That dress is already too dirty. Just throw it away. You can't wear it anymore."

When Gintoki thought of the black bathrobe that Nana had worn for half a year, he felt uncomfortable for a while. When he realized that it was Takasugi's clothes after wearing it for half a year, how much he wanted to take that dress off Nana's body. , how can it be repaired, what kind of conspiracy does that dwarf have, to put Ah Qi in his clothes, how can it be repaired, Ah Qi has been wearing it for half a year and dangles in front of him, if he knew it, he would have taken it off!

Wait, Yinshi, have you evolved to the point where you can take off the clothes of Qisha girl?

Your animal level has risen to another level.

"Huh? But don't you like this dress?"

The gentle and soft voice of Qisha made Yinshi helpless. Yinshi touched the back of his head and sighed helplessly as if he had been defeated by Qisha:

"There's nothing I can do about you. Why don't you change it to Yinsang's style? Don't look at it like this, it's still quite trendy."

This man has already asked the girl to wear a couple outfit with him in an incomparably natural way.

He fooled the girl foolishly by using one trick to retreat and advance!

"Hey! The flat chest over there! Remember, I will come back to seek revenge on you!"

While Seven Kills was talking to Gintoki, the kid on the side quickly helped him up and wanted to take him away, but he shouted loudly, Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth, the kid really belonged to the Uchiha family Yes, shout revenge louder than anyone else, join the Avengers.

"Yoxi, Ah Qi, we..."

When Yinshi looked back at those little devils and turned back to Seven Kills, he was stunned by Seven Kills' movements and froze. The girl pulled off the bathrobe on her chest and looked at her chest, as if she was caught by the phrase "flat chest." 'I was so excited, the girl tore off her clothes expressionlessly to look at her breasts, what a provocative gesture! !

"Yinshi...I didn't...uh!"

Before Qisha Nuonuo finished his words, Yinshi covered his mouth, and Yinshi's other hand covered his nose.

The Seven Kills really lived up to the name of the Seven Kills, although it didn't have a fierce (chest) weapon, it was still a killer weapon.