[Comprehensive] The Ritual of Blame Evil

The world of corpses and souls is as clear as ever, but if you meet Gintoki Sakata, this guy can forcibly cloud your good mood. If you show a smug smile in front of him, he will definitely make you complain all over your body and want to go to the corner Grow mushrooms.

"Sakata Seven Seats!! Sakata Seven Seats!!"

Hearing someone calling him like that, Yinshi will always feel a subtle joy, listen, Sakata Qixi, listen to who is calling!

Sakata Seven Kills~

Yinshi is aiming at the seventh seat, firmly occupying the position of the seventh seat, neither moving up nor moving down, he will be in a hurry with whoever competes with him for the seventh seat.

"Yo, Xin Shunlang."

Yinshi looked back at the person who was chasing him. The other person had a handsome face, a fair face, a tender face, and a pair of beautiful red phoenix eyes. Sigh, this guy must have done well in Kabukicho.

Shin Shunro Takesumi ran up to Gintoki and took a few breaths, then said to Gintoki with a smile:

"Sakata Qishi is going to Kuchiki's house now, right? Take me with you! You can guide Master Kuchiki, even if I have one more!"

Takezui Xin Shunlang looked at Ginshi as if he was looking at someone who admired him. Gintoki never understood why he was worthy of admiration, but he couldn't refuse the other party's words, just like he couldn't refuse the Kuchiki family. The boy who looks like Xiaoshou whose neck will break when he pinches his neck is actually the young master of the Zhutian family. Although the Zhutian family is not as high-end and foreign as the Kuchiki family, it is also a small nobleman with a small capital. Yinshi does not want to offend the nobleman whether he is alive or dead. The young master of the family is the most troublesome to offend the powerful. There are only two young masters and powerful people he has offended in his life. One is the short, rich and handsome young master Takasugi, and the other is the hard-working and funny general.

"Is there any room for Yinsang to refuse?"

Gintoki shrugged, and continued to walk in the direction of Kuchiki's house. Taketo Shinjunro blinked twice, and followed Gintoki happily. The first time he heard the name Sakata Gintoki was a year ago, that At that time, he was already very famous. I heard that he could not graduate from the Zhenyang Academy of Spiritual Art, yes!Can't graduate!There are a total of six grades at Mao Lingju Academy, either skipping grades or repeating grades, there is no such thing as failing to graduate, even those with poor qualifications can only study for a few more years, but Sakata Gintoki is famous for failing to graduate.

Mao teaches white fighting, kendo, Shunpo, Kido, I heard that Sakata Gintoki's white fighting and kendo are top-notch, and the speed of escape, bah, Shunpo's speed is also first-class, but it is Kido, it is said that it is not at all Without the talent of Kido, only when you have really seen the Kido of Sakata Gintoki will you understand that the rumors are true. Don’t say that Sakata Gintoki has no talent, even people with low talents can sing a few lines and send out a white thunder, but Sakata Gintoki I can't use ghosts at all. If I use the game in this world as an analogy, the magician wants to cast magic, but there is no such thing as an MP column on the display bar.

Later, Sakata Gintoki graduated with the regret of not being able to do ghosts, and then entered the [-]th team as the seventh seat.

And it seems to make up for his weakness of not being able to do ghosts. Sakata Gintoki's white fighting and kendo are so good that he should be in the [-]th team. The combat team is more suitable for him, but he chose the patrol guard team. Looking at Yinshi's back, he couldn't help sighing secretly when he saw the man's lazy appearance. If he was given another chance, Yinshi would probably choose the fourth team. The figure of Gintoki followed behind Gintoki, and Zhutian knew that the woman standing next to this man would be the woman who hadn't woken up yet, but Sakata Gintoki would always wait for that woman.

"you are late!"

As soon as I stepped into the backyard of Kuchiki's house, I heard a vigorous shout. Although the voice was immature, it was very powerful. Yinshi couldn't help sighing every time he thought about it. The memory chapter is used to make up the knife. It is not wrong. Gintoki looked at Kuchiki Byakuya's immature face in the yard, and once again sighed, the time is a butcher's knife, no, the pain of growing up, how did the years make it Kuchiki Byakuya's fiery personality was ground into icebergs.

"Ah... sorry, I got lost on the journey of life."

Gintoki unceremoniously stuffed Byakuya's mouth with Kakashi's words, and Byakuya was obviously tired of hearing Gintoki's excuses, his pretty face tightened, and he frowned and growled:

"Why didn't you die on the way!"

Tsk, the firecracker ignited again.

"Hey, Master Kuchiki, Yinsang is already in the world of corpses and souls, where else can he die?"

Yin Shi spread his hands and looked helpless. The Soul Realm was originally a place to stay after death. Where else could he go after he died? Go to the West to learn scriptures?

"...How did Grandpa find you to be my teacher? It's a stain on my life!"

Kuchiki Byakuya clenched his fists and shouted angrily, his slender arms were so slender that he could show some small muscles. As the heir of the Kuchiki family, Byakuya Kuchiki really didn't want to admit that the man in front of him had a messy curly hair and no image. The mentally dead, fish-eyed, lazy, resentful guy is his kendo teacher!

His teacher should be a good example, a person who is dedicated, responsible and serious!

"Tsk tsk, I'm sorry, Master Kuchiki, Yinsang also takes money to do things. He is a teacher for one day and a father for the rest of his life. Yinsang does not have a son as old as you, so Yinsang can only become a stain on you for the rest of your life!"

Kuchiki Byakuya twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, this man can actually say with a serious face that he is the stain of his life, can he wipe it off!Wipe this stain off like a booger!

"Hahaha! The stain of Bai Zai's life! Hahaha!!!"

Crazy laughter came, and the anger that Bai Zai had finally suppressed was ignited again, and he yelled at the figure on the wall:

"Demon cat! Come down!"

Gintoki squinted his eyes and looked at the slender figure on the wall. There was only one person who could be so annoyed by Kuchiki Byakuya and called a demon cat. Yoruichi Sifengin jumped off the wall lightly, landed silently like a cat, and in the blink of an eye Appearing in front of Byakuya, Gintoki tilted his head and greeted Yeichi in an aria tone:

"Ah, Yeyi... Long time no see, you're dark again."

Ye Yi twitched the corners of his mouth, is there such a thing as saying hello to someone?

"I haven't seen you for a long time, it's just a few days. The Gotei [-] team has been mobilizing personnel recently, so they have been busy."

Ye Yi told Yinshi the information indifferently. Anyway, everyone will know in two days, and it will be a matter of time. Talking about what Ye Yi thought of, he said to Yinshi:

"Yintoki, don't you really plan to be the third seat?" The position of the seventh seat is too low. In Yeyi's view, Yinshi has the ability to be the vice-captain, but the vice-captain needs to fight for nothing, kendo, Shunpo, It is a pity that the ghost way is excellent and coordinated in all aspects.

"I've said it all, it's fine for Yinsang to take the seven seats, and give the three seats to someone else."

Yinshi waved his hand, he didn't back down on this point, Ye Yi shrugged his shoulders and didn't take it seriously, after bullying Byakuya, he said to Yinshi:

"I'm meeting Kisuke for a drink tonight, so please come with Euntoki."

"...Are you treating me?"

Ye Yi turned around and asked Bai Zai:

"Don't you guys give him a salary! Why do you always pretend to be poor and refuse to pay the bill!"

"Nonsense! We give him a salary every month, including food and housing!"

Byakuya immediately retorted, the Kuchiki family gave Sakata Gintoki a lot of benefits!

"Since you have a salary and you still invite us to drink, you are not enough friends! What are you saving money for!"

Ye Yi pointed the finger at Yin Shi again, there was a big pair of Yin Shi who didn't explain one, two, three, and Yin Shi paid for tonight's wine. Shiny, said to Ye Yi confidently:

"Of course the money is saved for marrying a wife!"

"..."

Yeyi was speechless for a while, she had seen that woman several times, but she had never woken up, Sakata Ginshi had a secret, that woman was a secret, Yeyi guessed all kinds of possibilities, and asked Urahara what was going on It will make people stay awake all year round, but Yoichi also looks forward to the day when this woman wakes up and can unlock the secret of Sakata Gintoki.

******

"Oh oh oh, here we come, Sakata Seven Seats!"

Gintoki lifted the curtain of the izakaya and heard a lazy Kansai accent, Gintoki kept raising the curtain, looked around the room with his lifeless dead fish eyes, and saw someone with flowing hair The man with long blond hair... the guy with brown hair and glasses behind him turned and left without hesitation.

"Wait, wait, wait..."

A hand clasped Gintoki's shoulders fiercely, and the blond man who was supposed to be sitting inside instantly came out of the izakaya and grabbed Gintoki, and without giving Gintoki a chance to refute, while pulling Gintoki in, he used In a drawn-out tone he called into it:

"Hey~boss~add two jugs of wine~~~"

Gintoki patted Hirako Mako's hand away and sat two seats away from him. Hirako Mako looked like a 'dish', and approached Gintoki familiarly and complained to Aizen behind him:

"Hey, Soyousuke, do you think I'm so unpopular, why do you leave as soon as you see me?"

"There must be some misunderstanding. Has the captain ever had any trouble with Sakata Seven Seats?"

Aizen's gentle voice combined with his gentle smile, and his amiable appearance, Yinshi's first reaction was "this guy is too qualified to be a cowherd", Mako Hirako wooed the dead fish who was not much different from Yinshi Eyes, gritted teeth and said to Yin:

"Holidays? Sakata Qixi and I have always lived in peace, how could there be any holidays, right!"

As he was talking, he was going to pat Yinshi on the shoulder, but was patted away by Yinshi again, and Yinshi also pulled the dead fish eyes together and said coolly:

"It's true that there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that Yinsang sees you unilaterally and is unhappy."

"Ah, that's right, so there is no festival, it's just that I'm unhappy to see it one-sidedly... Hey!!!!"

Pingzi's eyes widened, but his mouth still looked like a 'dish':

"Why, why, I think I look pretty cute..."

Hearing his team leader shamelessly say that he is quite cute, even Aizen subtly twitched the corners of his mouth in disapproval, Gintoki narrowed his eyes and grabbed Hirako's smooth blond hair hard Pulling the corner of his mouth and sneering:

"Silver mulberry...I hate blonde hair perm the most, you will never understand the sadness of natural curly hair! If Yin mulberry is not naturally curly, it will be very popular!...Probably..."

Pingzi felt a pain in his scalp, and before he could digest Yinshi's words, he listened to his deputy captain's righteous words to defend himself.

"Sakata Nanase, if you are concerned about this point, don't worry, our captain is not welcome even if he is blonde..."

"Hey!! Wait!! Soyousuke, who are you comforting! How can you expose the pain of your captain!"

Pingzi instantly felt that he had been made up.

"Captain, I'm just telling the truth."

Aizen said with a serious face, coupled with his convincing face, as if he was talking about the truth, Pingzi suddenly understood what it means to pull the elbow out, Aizen!You are definitely a traitor!Don't you know that you have to protect the image of the captain!Don't you know that your captain represents the image of the Fifth Division!To say so righteously that your captain is not welcome!

Aizen, does your mother know that you are so honest...

"Sorry for being late, it's Kisuke who procrastinated, ah, captain Hirako and vice-captain Aizen have already arrived."

"Ahahaha, sorry sorry."

Two voices sounded one after the other, and Gintoki was startled by the "ah ha ha ha" laughter. Every time he saw Urahara's silly smiling face, he would think of Sakamoto's silly smiling face. Idiots are all alike.

"Oh, here we come, the new Captain of the [-]th Division who looks arrogant and undisciplined."

Hirako was sitting next to Gintoki, and together with Gintoki, two pairs of dead fish eyes looked at Urahara at the door with the eyes of an idiot. Because Gintoki's voice was very similar to that of Liuche Kenxi, Hirako simply took it for granted that they were two people. Good Relationship.

"Captain, you are also arrogant and undisciplined, so you have no right to criticize others."

"Hey! Soyousuke! Are you really my vice-captain! You paid me a few knives today!"

"Yes, I was appointed by you yourself."

Ow!Lan Ran, this guy, Juebi, is the kind of sinister man who hides a knife in his light smile and stabs you when you are not prepared!

Pingzi subconsciously touched his back...

"Tsk, Gintoki, you can be my vice-captain, I don't want Yousuke!"

Hirako gritted his teeth and hooked Yinshi's shoulder, with a look of dislike for Aizen, dragging his lazy Kansai accent towards Yinshi, it sounded like he was acting like a baby, and he could dislike Aizen, the big BOSS Only Mako Hirako dared, Gintoki picked his nostrils and said earnestly:

"Stop being coquettish, Mr. Banya, how can the vice-captain of the [-]th Guarding Team be as omnipotent as your blue dye? He can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, and even warm the bed! Yinsang, I can't do anything but eat and be lazy. How can I compare? It’s up to Aizen-sama.”

He has always cherished life and stayed away from drugs, bah, stay away from villains!

"...Sakata Seven Seats, the last one is a bit wrong..."

Lanran always felt that Yinshi wasn't praising him at all, but trying to separate the relationship. He could go to the hall, go to the kitchen and warm the bed. This was already distorting the nature of the vice-captain!

But before Lan Ran could refute him, the captain started bluffing, the focus was not on him:

"Ban, Banya-kun? When did I have such an ugly nickname? My name is Hirako Shinji. It sounds so nice and catchy!"

Gintoki blew on his little finger that was picking his nostrils, his scarlet pupils looked at his little finger without energy, and his lazy tone was very similar to that of Heiko:

"Ah... I think Mr. Ban Ya is also very fluent, well, then Ping Pingzi."

"Wait, why is there an extra level!"

"Don't you think it's cute to have one more Hira, Hira Hirako?"

The name Pingpingzi was pronounced from Yinshi's mouth. It was obviously just an ordinary name, but Zong Yinshi changed several tunes when it came out of Yinshi's mouth.

"How cute! This is already a girl's name!"

His handsome name Hirako Mako became Hirako Mako, which completely dropped a notch!

"Hmm...then Hira Hirako (HiraHiraHirako)"

"Ping is even more!"

Pingzi grinned at Yinshi with his teeth: "Is there any meaning to so many Pingzi?"

"Oh, one more flat is cuter, HiraHira."

=dish=#

Mako Hirako has exactly this expression now.

"Why do I want to be cute? What's the use of me wanting so much Ping!" Who would call Pingping Pingzi Mako!

Yin Shi pursed his lips and said coolly:

"Who said before, 'I think I'm still cute' HiraHira."

Gintoki said exactly what Hirako said before, even the Kansai accent was vivid, Hirako twitched the corners of his mouth, oh, is this the so-called shooting yourself in the foot with a stone!it hurts!

"...Ah, that, Al, did I say that? Soyousuke, did I say HiraHira."

Aizen saw that his team leader was obviously pretending to be stupid, his expression was uncomfortable and he didn't even realize that the end of the sentence was taken by Yinshi, Aizen sighed helplessly and said tactfully:

"Captain, you said so."

"Souyousuke!!! Can't you help the captain once again!! The responsibility of the deputy captain is to cover for the captain!"

"Captain, the vice-captain does not have this responsibility."

"Whispering! I have this responsibility from now on!"

"..."

If Aizen wants to be famous for a lifetime, he must get rid of the stain of Hirako Mako... [Hey! 】

******

"Hahaha!! I can have another drink!"

"Ye Yisang, you're already drunk..."

"Shut up!! I'm not drunk!!"

"Aw... it hurts..."

When Yinshi was dizzy, he heard a loud and soft conversation in his ear, and he was still holding a small wine cup, and the blond Ban Ya-kun beside him had already collapsed on the table motionless, Yinshi shook the wine cup in his hand , the liquor inside swayed accordingly, Yinshi put it to his mouth and took a sip, the scene in front of him was a little blurry in his eyes, Yinshi felt that he was drunk, but also felt that he was not drunk, so he grinned and took another sip with a half-smile liquor.

"Sakata Nanase, are you drunk?"

Wen Ru's voice came from next to his ear, that deep and magnetic voice was drunk even after being soaked in wine, Yinshi narrowed his scarlet eyes and turned his head to look at Aizen who was very close to him, Yinshi used his Playing stupid with a slightly drunk look:

"How could Yinsang get drunk! Yinsang is a wine-drinking boy who claims to never get drunk after a thousand cups. That's wrong, Jiutun boy."

"Hehe, I know you're not drunk, Sakata Nanase... No, Sakata Gintoki."

When Aizen murmured out his name, Yinshi paused, hiccupped, and muttered:

"Call me Sakata Gintoki-sama!"

What's the best way to do it after being exposed, just pretend to be stupid!

"Heh... are you really drunk..."

Hearing Aizen's chuckle, Gintoki lowered his head and swayed his body, his drunken appearance was half true, and by the way, he grabbed Mako Hirako's golden hair on one side, and pulled her directly to the ground, Aizen Quietly watching Yinshi's movements, he glanced at Yinshi and Heizi lightly, after a long time, Aizen walked up to Yinshi, clasped Yinshi's shoulders and smiled softly in Yinshi's ear:

"If you are really drunk, then just pretend you didn't hear this sentence."

"What did you say?"

Gintoki tilted his head, his eyes were full of confusion, he couldn't see Aizen's expression, he couldn't see Aizen's sober and cold eyes under the lens, he only heard this man with great ambitions saying in his ear :

[I can wake up Qisha. 】

The author has something to say: Urahara and Ichimaru Gin were my favorite when I watched Shinigami back then, but now I think Hirako is cute =. =

Well, Gintoki traveled to the time 110 years ago. At that time, it seemed that Kurosaki was the captain of the [-]th squad ╮(╯－╰)╭

Yinshi's setting is obvious, he won't learn other moves, read, ninjutsu, ghost way and so on, unless Qizhi gives him a cheat =. =

Now the relationship between him and the Kuchiki family is also messed up by Suzhi, well, with the high-level NPC Xizhi, everything can be done.

About Seven Kills == Seven Kills soon woke up, hey... Fighting with Lan Ran, I always feel that IQ is not enough QAQ