[Comprehensive] The Ritual of Blame Evil

Sakata Gintoki committed a thing that all men would commit...

That's being mean!

Sakata Gintoki did something that all men would do...

That is to die!

Then?

He is tragic.

The daughter-in-law ran away with someone, maybe her baby will still have someone else's surname.

Yinsang~ If you don't go to find your daughter-in-law, your child will recognize a thief as his father!

Tsk, judging by the reputations of Takasugi Shinsuke and Kamui... these two are really not ordinary thieves.

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"You said, Yoshihara is holding the world's most beautiful woman contest?"

Yinsang picked her nostrils and raised her eyebrows slightly at Kagura's words. Ever since Yoshiwara came up with an oiran costume, Kagura often went to Yoshihara. There is a tendency to dress up by oneself, although in the eyes of Gintoki, Kagura is like a Digimon, there is no puberty, only a growth period and then evolves into a perfect body, and finally super-evolves into an ultimate body, but this cannot obliterate Kagura The fact that the gender column is female, girls also have yearning for beauty contests.

"Are you going to participate in the World's No. [-] Martial Arts Competition?"

Gintoki thought for a while, estimating the chances of winning if Kagura participated, and Shinbachi couldn't help complaining when he heard Gintoki's slip of the tongue:

"Hey! It's not the world's number one martial arts competition, but the world's number one beauty contest! Why do you want to turn an ordinary beauty contest into a martial arts competition!"

"Xinbachi, are you so naive? Do you think that the contestants are all ordinary and weak beauties? You see, a contestant without beauty like Kagura can win with force, let alone win the world's No. 1 in the end. The No.[-] of the title of beauty, that contest must be the women's version of the world's number one martial arts tournament, okay?"

Yinshi looked at Xin Baji with an expression of hating iron and steel, but Xin Baji couldn't believe it. In his heart, the title of the most beautiful woman in the world was an unattainable existence. In his imagination, that She is a flower of Gaoling, with beauty and the gentleness of Yamato Nadeko, only such a woman can be called the most beautiful woman in the world.

"Yin Sang, you are overthinking. They are here to compete for beauty, how could they fight, and the competition requires that they are not allowed to carry weapons. Do you want them to fight purely by hand?"

That's not a beauty at all, she's a woman at all, okay?

Yinshi opened his dead fish eyes that need to be beaten, and put on an appearance of an elder to do science popularization for Xin Baji:

"Xin Baji~ You, you are really a brat. Women are creatures with offensive weapons all over their bodies, do you know? Hair, nails, teeth, they can kill you in three seconds. Do you know... Besides, there is one most terrifying thing about women..."

Seeing Yinshi's serious expression, Shinpachi swallowed, and subconsciously asked:

"What is it?"

"That is……"

"……what?"

Silver said with a serious face:

"That's the [chest] weapon."

"..."

What the hell are you kidding me!

******

"The most beautiful woman in the world contest?"

The young man sitting on the railing mumbled and chuckled softly, but he couldn't feel the warmth. The young man propped his chin and asked curiously:

"Why not the World's No. [-] Martial Arts Tournament, so I can sign up for it too. This kind of competition is really boring."

Afutu's cheeks twitched violently, there is such a thing as the world's number one martial arts tournament, you must be crazy, leader!This is completely tailor-made for your taste!

"Relying on your beauty to participate in the competition can also get a ranking, as long as you don't wear a braid, you can wear a double ponytail."

Qisha sat on the side, nonchalantly complaining about the supernatural power, listening to Qisha's words, Afutu trembled all over, this girl seemed to have gained a lot of courage since she had an extra piece of meat in her stomach, and she dared to complain about the captain Twisted braids, Afu Rabbit made up the appearance of Shenwei with double ponytails, but the picture was too horrifying, making Afu Rabbit's chrysanthemums tighten suddenly, and feeling the murderous aura from Shenwei, the smiling appearance of the leader made Afu Rabbit I feel a bit sore again, shit, you two brats, please spare me uncle.

"Ah... I remember that there is an age limit for this competition. You don't seem to be eligible for the competition."

Shenwei still has a smiling expression, but his whole body exudes a message of 'it's a pity, you are already old'. This kind of hidden message makes the corners of Qisha's mouth twitch. Age is a flaw, and height is also a flaw. These two seven kills are all accounted for, no matter what happens, the fact that the seven kills are already 20+, after all, my younger brother is already 24, how can my sister be younger than my younger brother?

"Well... come on, call out to my sister to listen."

"Call out sister, will you give me the one in your stomach?"

Shenwei has always been thinking about this excellent breed in Qisha's stomach, and has been waiting for this bun to be taken as his own after it is born. He has never thought about the difficulty of raising buns... No, maybe, the responsibility for raising buns will be handed over to Afu Rabbit, Afu rabbit thought of this possibility, and immediately looked at Qisha in horror, expressing a kind of persistence to let Qisha stick to his baby.

"What kind of dream are you dreaming? This is mine. If you want a child, you can have it yourself."

Qisha covered her stomach and stared at Shenwei coldly. Like all mothers, even Qisha has a natural maternal instinct, just like she is a brother-in-law. As a mother, no one can stretch out her claws to her baby.

Kamui tilted his head, his innocent expression was too deceptive, he seemed to think of something, and suddenly laughed:

"Then you and I will have a baby."

After saying these words, Afu Rabbit trembled all over, I'll fuck it!What did I hear!Commander, Commander!Didn't you even propose marriage directly?What about your integrity!After staying in the universe for a long time, did you just throw it into the black hole?

Seven kills did not answer, but shifted his gaze to Afutu, expressing doubts in his eyes:

'Is your team leader's IQ points added to the force value? '

Afutu understood Qisha's eyes, and smiled awkwardly:

"The leader has always been like this..."

Qisha's eyes became sympathetic again:

'Thanks a lot. '

Afu Rabbit twitched the corner of his mouth:

'I'm used to it. '

Ouch, what a bitter, sad and tearful words.

******

Yoshiwara was indeed more lively than usual. In addition to watching the wind on the roof, Seven Kills would actually stroll around the streets of Yoshihara.

"Ah, sorry."

The shoulder was lightly bumped by someone, just passing by, but the other party had already sincerely apologized, and Seven Kills also responded symbolically:

"fine."

The other party was a deserted woman, dressed in capable clothes, rather than a geisha costume, it was more like a battle version of a geisha costume. The woman had an obvious scar on her face. Although the beauty of the woman was reduced, the scar was more With a heroic spirit, compared with soft and gentle women, she is more difficult to tame. Qi Sha's first impression of Yue Yong is probably that she is different. This woman is different.

But Yueyong's first impression of Seven Kills is more complicated, or she has the same feeling as Seven Kills, it is different, but not only different, but also out of place, no matter from her cold expression, Judging from her unapproachable breath, or judging from her nondescript clothing, this woman is not Yoshihara's at all, but why is she here?

"who are you?"

Yue Yong frowned and questioned, although she didn't look like a suspicious person, but... always gave her a subtle feeling... a bit repulsive...

[Xin Baji's voiceover: That's a woman's sixth sense calling the alarm!A rival appears!Extremely jealous!Beep——]

Qisha blinked and didn't answer, Yueyong's hand touched Kunai who was hiding:

"I am the leader of the Yoshihara Self-Defense Force "Hakuka", Yueyong, let me ask again, who are you, and what is your purpose in sneaking into Yoshihara?"

"Is it so easy to see?"

Qi Sha muttered, obviously the clothes are similar, why can they be distinguished all at once?

[Because the style of painting is inconsistent, girl! 】

"I didn't sneak in." Qi Sha refused to admit that she was brought in.

"If you don't say anything, you have to do it..."

Yueyong involuntarily threw kunai, and continuously threw kunai towards Qisha, avoiding the vital point just to stop Qisha's action, she didn't want to hurt anyone, she just wanted to know the origin of Qisha, but Qisha's The movement was faster than she imagined, just a blink of an eye, Qisha's pace seemed to be not moving, and then seemed to be moving, dodging Kunai, Qisha took a step towards Yueyong:

"Because I'm sick and I don't want to make any big movements, so..."

"Xu Dao Liu, girl flower."

Qisha's claws, bah, fingers hit Yueyong's wrist, the pain in the wrist made Yueyong's hand loosen, and the Kunai in his hand fell down, but Qisha took it before it fell to the ground, Yueyong Yong pulled out another kunai with his other hand, and with a crisp sound, the two kunai collided.

"you……"

Yue Yong's expression was a little stiff, this woman didn't make any big movements at all, but Yue Yong already had a feeling of being suppressed, no, she could feel that the woman in front of her was useless at all, she was just perfunctory herself .

"You must have misunderstood, I am a good citizen."

Qi Sha said it plainly, but she always felt a bit awkward when she said that she was a good citizen of her own, just like when she said she was a woman from a good family back then, what this girl said was always... Shameless.

"You look like this...you can't tell that you are a good citizen..."

Yue Yong lowered her body, holding the Kunai tightly in her hand, Qi Sha looked like there was a gap all over her body, but she couldn't find a place where she could attack, Yue Yong jumped back, throwing the Ku Wu Doing nothing to interfere with the line of sight, and quickly moved to the dead corner of Qisha while Qisha dodged, but she was one step faster, Qisha was one step faster than her, Yue Yong couldn't get close to Qisha's body, and looked for Qisha's body everywhere When she was weak, she saw a glimmer of hope. The silver figure was slowly walking towards them not far away. Yue Yong raised a smile and shouted:

"Silver time! Come and help!"

Seemingly realizing that the woman on the opposite side was in a daze, Yue Yong found a gap and quickly attacked. When the Kunai in Yue Yong's hand was about to touch Qisha's neck, an external force stopped her, and a wooden knife resisted her Kunai At that moment, Yue Yong felt that she was not injured, but her heart suddenly ached.

"...Silver hour?"

Yue Yong stared blankly at the man in front of her who was blocking her attack, for the sake of another woman, she was the one who called her to help, right? Why did he help another woman?

It was still the expression of slacking off, that pair of dead fish eyes without energy, but Yinshi's expression remained the same, still incomparably in need of a beating, what he said made Yueyong furious, he said...

"Ah Qi, are you okay?"

Ah Qi, who are you calling?That woman!

"...Silver Time..."

The weak voice of Seven Kills was emotionless, Yinshi was puzzled why Yueyong would fight Seven Kills, but when he saw Seven Kills being attacked, he simply stood in front of Seven Kills reflexively, Yinshi was puzzled Ask Qisha:

"Ah Qi, why are you here?" Still fighting with Yue Yong?

But Seven Kills evoked a faint smile, and his tone was a little dangerous:

"I also want to know, Yinshi, why are you here?"

This is a paradise for men, Yoshiwara, an underground Taoyuan Township. How many reasons are there for men to come here?

A man came to Taoyuan Township but found that his daughter-in-law was also in Taoyuan Township, ouch, what a bloody stalk.

"Ahahaha... Yinsang, I'm here for a social inspection."

Yinshi smiled stiffly, and patted the back of his head pretending to be stupid, but Yueyong's heart trembled because of his obvious guilt. The more embarrassing and guilty Yinshi's expression was, the more he cared about this woman.

"Yinshi, who is this suspicious woman."

Yue Yong asked angrily, completely unaware of her jealous tone, Qi Sha also said in a strange tone:

"Yinshi, tell her that I am a good citizen."

"Ah Qi, are you kidding? How can you be a good citizen? Yinsang is a gangster. You and I are a couple of gangsters."

Yue Yong listened to the bitterness in his hands and almost couldn't hold it anymore. Yinshi, do you still remember that you also told me this sentence, but it was just a lie when you said it, but now...you hugged me The woman was speaking very seriously.

You are a couple of punks.

"...Silver Time..."

Qisha pulled Yinshi's sleeve, and finally met Yinshi and had a lot to say, she didn't want to be delayed here to reminisce with Yinshi, Yinshi rubbed Qisha's head, as always, the touch was very good, and The heart that he had been holding on to was finally let go when he saw Seven Kills, Gintoki smiled at Seven Kills:

"By the way, Ah Qi, I have some good news for you. Your brother is with me, and you have relatives."

Seven flowers...

The corners of Qisha's mouth curled into a slight smile, and she stretched out her hands to caress Yinshi's face. No matter if she was being watched, she also wanted to tell Yinshi:

"Yinshi, then let me tell you good news, you also have relatives."

Seven Kill stood on tiptoe and whispered in Gintoki's ear, Gintoki opened his eyes wide and felt a little confused by what Seven Kill said, but Gintoki took Gintoki's hand and stroked her abdomen, Gintoki seemed to understand something, The scarlet pupils shrank suddenly, and the voice trembled:

"you say……"

Teacher Songyang, have you seen it? !I, Sakata Gintoki, have a fucking queen! ! ! !

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