How to trap a rabbit in 730 days?

After the winter vacation, He Huaiyi, like other students, happily packed up her things and prepared to go home for the New Year.Auntie's place is definitely not suitable for the New Year. His father has been working in other provinces and hasn't been home for many years. He Huaiyi is not going to visit his father, so according to the usual practice, this year is still going to Ms. Fu's house.This is one, the gift that Lin Songan gave him was forwarded to the address of Ms. Fu's house he left, and he had to go home to inspect his gift.

After several hours of long-distance travel, He Huaiyi finally reached City C. The traffic at the station made He Huaiyi sigh the horror of the Spring Festival travel season.The first thing He Huaiyi did when he got home was to throw himself on the bed and have a good sleep.When he woke up, the smell of cooking bacon and sausages was already wafting from the kitchen. He Huaiyi swallowed, thinking of the amount of feeding Ms. Fu made, his stomach felt a little acid regurgitated.

The next few days were lackluster, and summed up, it was nothing more than routine work before the year, shopping for new year's goods, cleaning the house, spending the new year with relatives, and of course taking the red envelopes from relatives with a face of refusal.When all these were almost done, the package from Lin Songan finally arrived.

When He Huaiyi first arrived home, he entered the courier number given to him by Lin Song'an to check the logistics status. Maybe it was approaching the Spring Festival, and He Huaiyi felt that the package was delivered extremely slowly.

The package is being collected, the package is still being received, the package is still being received, the courier has finally picked up the package, and it has been sent to the transit station, why is it still at the transit station, it is still being sorted after being sent to City C, the pickup code The moment he popped out, He Huaiyi also quickly jumped up from the bed, and ran downstairs at the fastest speed in his life.

My express!

Tell the courier brother the pick-up code, the little brother searched for a long time in a pile of courier boxes, dragged out a sack, and handed it to He Huaiyi, He Huaiyi took a look at the sack, bold ideas popped out of his mind one by one .

He tried to lift it with his hands, but it wasn't very heavy. He Huaiyi was full of doubts, and he had to wait until he got home to open the package to get an explanation.He didn't have the girl's ability to tear the package with bare hands, and the sack was tightly wrapped with adhesive tape several times, so it would definitely be impossible to tear it open with bare hands.

When he got home and closed the door, he threw the sack into the living room. He couldn't wait to see what was inside. He Huaiyi found a pair of scissors, cut the tape, found the opening of the bag, and took out the contents.

The first thing that was taken out was a pillow, which should be about the height of He Huaiyi when placed upright.It's just a body pillow, but despite this, He Huaiyi still had a bad feeling. After digging in the sack for a while, after finding the pillowcase and shaking it off, He Huaiyi finally knew what the source of this uneasiness was.

The eccentric level of this pillow print belongs to the adult scale.

There is also a pair of silicone Opie in the sack.

Lin Songan I @%#%**&￥@! !

He finally knew what that sentence meant, don't be angry when you get it.

He Huaiyi pinched the silicone Oupai and thought in grief and indignation, in Lin Songan's heart, is he such a wretched, obscene person who wants to be dissatisfied?

God didn't have time to give him an answer when the sound of the door lock turning came. He Huaiyi frantically cleaned up the mess. He thought that what Lin Song'an sent was such a serious thing, so he opened the package directly in the living room. If his parents saw , he will definitely choose to die with Lin Songan.

Before he packed it up, the door opened. Ms. Fu was holding a chicken while she was slipping her shoes and complaining: "Oh, my feet are sore because of this chicken. He Huaiyi, please come and help me carry it."

Ms. Fu looked up, and her son was standing in the living room in a daze, holding a pillowcase in his hand. The content on the pillowcase was very inappropriate for children.She didn't call out to He Huaiyi anymore, she lifted the chicken into the kitchen by herself, and began to quickly reflect on whether her son's sex education was qualified.He Huaiyi wished he could find a place to drill down, together with this shameful pillow, mixed with shame and indignation, Ms. Fu washed her hands, sat down next to his son, and said fiercely: "Mom feels very guilty."

He Huaiyi was so anxious that tears were about to come down, he couldn't speak and just shook his head, what are you guilty of, please don't sit so close to that silicone European style! !

Seeing that his son's face was flushed, Ms. Fu sighed again, and said, "You are 17 years old. This is normal. It's all because of my mother's fault. I usually don't care about you too much."

What is the scariest thing in the world is parents who force their children to understand the situation without knowing the situation.

Her next sentence came even steeper: "But you still have to pay attention to your body."

Pay attention to what body?What should the body pay attention to?Mom, listen to me explain! ! !

When he explained the cause and effect of this incident to Ms. Fu, He Huaiyi felt that there was nothing in this world that he could be ashamed of.

Ms. Fu still frowned tightly. My son is not a good classmate. Let's see what the presents are all about.She picked up the courier slip pasted on the sack and looked at it. The sender's name was Lin Song'an.Lin Song'an, Ms. Fu said the name silently. She only knew that He Huaiyi had a very good friend named Wu Zi at school. What did this person named Lin Song'an do every day, how could he let him spoil her son.

Rabbit thinks this prank is good, but he doesn't know that he has left a very bad impression on his future mother-in-law.This bad impression is directly manifested many years later, as long as He Huaiyi brings him back to Ms. Fu's house for dinner after the Chinese New Year, Lin Song'an must put her tail between her legs, because Ms. Fu always looks at him with three points of contempt and three points of hatred Don't teach my son badly.

It's no good to die at will, Mr. Lin.

Of course, He Huaiyi now naturally doesn't think so much. After he told Ms. Fu, he leaned on the sofa, looking like a half-dead salted fish.

Seeing this, Ms. Fu said: "Since it's a prank, then throw this away, what does it look like at home." He Huaiyi was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly protected the pillow. The first gift for him, no matter how much you dislike him, you won't throw it away casually.

Seeing her son like this, Ms. Fu scolded her classmate surnamed Lin again in her heart, "Look, look!Sure enough, it still taught my son badly!

It's not about not throwing it away, the last compromise is to lock this pillow in a cabinet, He Huaiyi is quite satisfied with this arrangement, he really doesn't want to see this pillow anymore.After settling down on the pillow, He Huaiyi turned on the computer, logged into the account and found that Lin Songan was online, and entered with a sneer: "I have received your gift, thank you very much."

The other side replied quickly: "How so, I like it."

He Huaiyi rolled his eyes in anger, do you still have the face to ask me if I like it? !

"Do you think I should like it?"

Rabbit answered as a matter of course: "I should like it. I have chosen it for a long time. The softness and printing clarity are very good."

He was so angry that he didn't want to roll his eyes: "You are serious, I thought you were joking."

"Why are you joking? I asked a lot of people, and they all said that sending a good friend is the most loyal, and nerds like it very much."

Who are you asking, I smashed him to death with a piece of silicone oppa.

Otaku people like it very much, oh.

"My mother saw it."

The rabbit was furious: "What the fuck, what should I do? Do you want to explain it to Auntie!"

He Huaiyi directly closed the dialog box. He felt that the saddest thing between himself and Lin Song'an was not the same gender, but the lack of brain waves. It is estimated that there are not many people in the world who can match his brain waves.

He was lying on the bed tiredly, the straight guy was so tired, the smart straight guy was even more tired.

No matter how stupid Lin Song'an was, he knew that he probably got into trouble, so he didn't dare to talk to He Huaiyi for several days, he clamped his tail and was as quiet as a rabbit.

On New Year's Eve, He Huaiyi helped Ms. Fu cut up the cooked bacon and sausages, put the dishes on the plate, and the family gathered together. The Spring Festival Gala was playing on the TV, and the sky was full of fireworks outside the window. Uncle Chang raised his glass first: "New Year's Eve! Cheers!"

"cheers!"

He Huaiyi drank it all in one gulp, of course he doesn't know how to drink, there is only warm milk in the cup.

Uncle Chang put down his cup: "Xiaohe is going to take the college entrance examination after Chinese New Year, come on."

He Huaiyi nodded in thanks. For their class of students, after this year is over, they will face a very important exam when they go back.

Ms. Fu has a big heart: "It's Chinese New Year, let's talk about it after we're full."

He Huaiyi looked at the food piled up in the bowl, and exchanged a desperate look with Uncle Chang, unable to smile.

Cheating and laughing, when the meal ended, it was almost ten o'clock. He Huaiyi took the initiative to clean up the mess. After cleaning the dishes, he remembered that he hadn't said a word to Lin Song'an for a while. From the beginning, he and Lin Songan are already familiar enough to lose their temper with each other.

But today is New Year's Eve, He Huaiyi of course went to greet Lin Songan, turned on the computer, He Huaiyi saw that he was still online, thought for a while and said hello: "Happy New Year."

The reply over there was quick: "Wow, you are finally not angry."

He Huaiyi felt that this sentence was full of jokes, and before he had time to complain, he sent another sentence over there.

"Did you set off fireworks over there?"

"There are releases during the Chinese New Year."

"I'm going to set off fireworks later, He Huaiyi, can you make a video?"

He Huaiyi turned on the video call, and after a while Lin Song'an's face also appeared in front of the camera. It might be because of the Chinese New Year. He Huaiyi felt that Lin Song'an had gained a little weight. It turned out that his thin cheeks had swelled a little, and his eyes were very cute and cute. happiness.

"Are you getting fat?"

Lin Song'an at the other end of the screen pinched his cheeks when he heard the words: "It seems that there are, but He Huaiyi is still like this."

"I don't seem to be getting fat from eating."

"Girls must be very envious."

Lin Song'an thought for a while, then said cautiously: "Then what, are you still angry with me?"

He Huaiyi knew what he wanted to say, and shook his head: "Don't be angry anymore."

Lin Songan on the other side of the screen let out a long sigh of relief.

"But don't make that kind of joke in the future."

"Okay, never again."

He Huaiyi just wanted to add a few words to beat him up, Lin Song'an is really pitifully stupid sometimes.A girl's voice came from over there: "Brother, let's go set off the fireworks." Lin Song'an turned his head to respond, and said to He Huaiyi: "My sister called me, I'll drop the line first, and we can talk later."

He Huaiyi nodded and closed the video window. He walked into the living room. Uncle Chang was washing a pair of poker. Seeing He Huaiyi coming out, he waved to him quickly: "Xiaohe is here, come here, the three of us are here to fight the landlord .”

Ms. Fu leaned aside and sneered: "It's not good to play cards."

He Huaiyi sat down, watched Uncle Chang divide the cards, and replied to Ms. Fu: "Learn from you."

Ms. Fu was stabbed, and she immediately blew up: "One piece, one round, I will win until you kneel."

More than an hour later, He Huaiyi sorted out the banknotes in front of him one by one, and smiled at Ms. Fu: "I can lose so much in one round, thank you for giving me another red envelope."

Ms. Fu turned around, she didn't want to see his son's villainous face, you should piss your mother to death.

The Spring Festival Gala came to an end, and the host on TV was about to count down. He Huaiyi thought of Lin Song'an, ran to the house, opened Lin Song'an's dialogue box, entered a few words, and counted down following the voice of the host in the living room.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

Click Send.

He Huaiyi: "Happy New Year."

Firecrackers were fired outside the house, and the fireworks illuminated the sky of the city as bright as day.

After a few seconds, Lin Songan also replied.

"Happy New Year."