Problem Children from Hakoniwa [Comprehensive British and American]

Stark Building.

Lambert and Steve are sitting on the sofa together, a chess game is on the table, and Steve is seriously considering the next move.

Regarding chess, Lambert is not very cold, but because he got in touch with Izayoi and the others yesterday, he was very excited, so he was going to use his brain.Lest I think about it here and there, and toss myself.

"That vampire is really interesting. It's different from what's written in the book. I didn't expect a vampire to be so dazzling in the sun." Tony walked out of the laboratory wearing a short white T-shirt and sat next to Lambert. I glanced at the chessboard twice, but didn't have much interest.

"Glow?" Lambert looked at Tony. "The vampires in Hakoba are afraid of being exposed to direct sunlight. It seems that they are different from the species here."

"So you can't shine?" Tony thought of seeing Lambert before, "but you have wings, just like that Batman in Gotham. I heard that Baby Bruce has been sponsoring that Batman, yes, You don't know yet, that guy adopted a child, what's his name?"

Tony forgot the boy's name for a while, after all he was too busy, it's normal for some people not to remember.

"Dick Grayson," Mr. Steward reminded.

"So, you want to express that Bruce has a son, don't you?" Lambert looked at the chessboard and slapped Tony unceremoniously.

Seeing Lambert's concentration, Tony suddenly smirked, "I can have it too."

Upon hearing this, Lambert thought that Tony and Miss Potts had made progress, but Tony's next words gave him the idea of ​​throwing Tony out.

"You can be my son when you grow up. Anyway, we look alike, and no one will suspect that you are not your own."

Lambert did look a lot like Tony when he was a child, and no one would doubt that he was his own.That's why Natasha had that idea when she first saw the smaller Lambert.

Lambert sneered, and suddenly stuffed something into Tony's mouth, and with a slight push, Tony swallowed it.

"Wow! What did you do?" Tony wanted to spit out the thing, but he retched a few times, but he didn't spit out anything, the thing had already been swallowed by him.

Tony felt something was wrong with his body, his perspective gradually became shorter, his palms also shrunk, and even the calluses on them disappeared without a trace, turning into a pair of soft and immature hands.

Now, Tony finally knew what Lambert was feeding him, but he couldn't hide in the end.

"Are you happy? Now you can be my son." Lambert looked happily at Tony, who had turned into a three-year-old, with a look of successful prank. He leaned in front of Tony and said, "I specially adjusted Check the proportions, this time you are smaller than me last time."

"Really Tony Three Years Old Can't Get a Girl Stark."

"Hehe." Tony sneered.

The short t-shirt on Tony's body was so big that it was about to fall off, and he grabbed his clothes with both hands to keep it from falling off.Tony glared at Lambert angrily. Unfortunately, even in his current state, he didn't have any momentum even if he stared at others, but he felt very cute.

"Have you been planning for a long time?" Tony knew the vengeful psychology of this talk, and Xiong Cheng was hopeless.

Lambert spread his hands, "No way, it won't be long, just a week or two."

Steve's hand stopped, are children so revengeful now?He had to think about whether he had offended Lambert.

a week or two?

Is this not long?

Tony wanted to hit someone a little bit, but in his current state, he probably would be the one who hurt him.

The same caramel-colored eyes, but Lambert somehow felt that Tony's eyes were better than his own, especially in this state.Lambert pinched Tony's face with his sinful hands, "Brother!"

"Lambert Cabo... you're finished!" Tony was already thinking about how to get revenge.

"Wow, Nini is so scary, I'm so scared." Lambert clapped his hands hypocritically, and said in a particularly exaggerated tone that he was scared, looking particularly in need of a beating.

Tony couldn't hold back for a moment, and kicked up, but because the clothes were too big, he couldn't stand still and fell backwards.

Seeing that he was about to fall to the ground, Lambert grabbed Tony into his arms. He was really taken aback by Tony's actions.

Tony was taken aback when he fell backwards, is he already so weak?Simply!

Steve also subconsciously reached out to catch Tony when he fell backwards, but his movement was not as fast as Lambert's, and he made no use of it.Thankfully, Tony is fine.

"Hurry up and change me back." Tony reached out and grabbed Lambert's collar, expressing his eagerness. He definitely didn't want to be taken out by Lambert, and then it went viral on the Internet that he himself had an illegitimate child.

"The effect of this medicine is for a week, and there is no way to end it early." Lambert leaned his face over and rubbed Tony's little fat face, "But aren't you very interested in my gift card? I can borrow it You study."

It's Lambert's usual routine to cheat first, and then give benefits after cheating, but Tony still likes this routine. He has long wanted to study Lambert's gift card, but Lambert refused to give it life or death. he.

"It's a deal." Tony put his waist down and looked at Lambert aggressively, as if if you dare to lie to me, I will show you a good look.

"It's a deal." Lambert nodded vigorously, almost swearing on the spot.

Because of Lambert's promise, Tony didn't care so much about his getting smaller, isn't he just three years old?Even if it is three years old!He's Tony Stark too!

But even if Lambert agrees now, Tony has no way to do research, because his current state can't even reach the laboratory table!

Was he this short when he was a kid?

Tony is skeptical, suspecting that Lambert is targeting him.

After changing a suit of clothes for Tony, Lambert looked at Steve slowly and smiled at him. Steve's intuition for many years told him that something was wrong. He felt the coolness behind his back, like It's like being targeted by something.

"I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first." Steve stood up abruptly, with a very stiff expression, as if he really had something important to do.

"Hey, is it?" Lambert felt a little pity, grabbed Tony's hand and waved goodbye to Steve, and after Steve left, he said to Tony: "Actually, I really want to see what happened when I was a child." What Captain America looks like."

Upon hearing this, Tony's eyes lit up instantly.yes!Such an interesting thing should not be enjoyed by him alone, but should be shared with his friends. This is the only way to be a good boy.

They are the Avengers!It's a team!

So... Let's go together...

"Lambert, how much of this medicine do you have left?" Tony stretched out his hand and grabbed Lambert's face, looking into his eyes excitedly.

"Is there another bottle, about a dozen pills?" Lambert was a little uncertain. He always threw things there without counting them. He really didn't know how many there were.

Dozens?

Tony quickly went through the list in his mind, um, enough.

"I have a plan."

Tony leaned into Lambert's ear and whispered in a low voice. Lambert expressed sympathy for the other members of the Avengers for three seconds while listening, and then happily followed Tony to consider how to cheat them .

I have to say that these two guys are worthy of being brothers, and they have the same idea of ​​doing things. Recently, life is too ordinary, and they also need to have some fun.

After all, everyone is going to die together. Anyway, Tony doesn't want to feel the joy of being smaller alone.

As for whether the prank will be retaliated, this sentence is not in the consideration of Tony and Lambert.

"I want little Peter!" Lambert was already impatient.

Tony slapped Lambert on the face, "You already have a little me."

"But I still want a little Avengers!" Lambert was thinking about the possibility of going out and leading a bunch of baby Avengers. The picture must be spectacular!Then he will be the most beautiful cub in the world.

Tony also imagined that scene, "It seems to be pretty good, J, when the time comes, there will be a version of the young version of the Avengers, except for me."

"Yes, sir."

"I want one with Tony!"

"Yes, Master Lambert."

Mr. Housekeeper took note of their request very professionally.

Tony tugged at Lambert's hair, there was nothing he could do about it.Suddenly, an idea came to Tony's mind. He pulled Lambert's face and said, "Hand over your candy!"

Lambert looked at Tony in horror, like what are you going to do to my candy.

At this time, the other superheroes who were in their private time felt a chill behind their backs, as if someone was planning some bad idea...

Listening to the plans of the two, the almighty housekeeper has already ordered a batch of children's clothes online, 2-8 years old, both men and women.Because he was afraid that the news would report that Tony Stark ordered a large amount of children's clothing the next day, and wondered whether he had an illegitimate child, Mr. Butler filled in the name of Lambert.

Even if they don't need it, they can still donate it at that time, which can be regarded as helping poor children.

"OK, let's go out to play now." After confirming the plan with Tony, Lambert excitedly hugged Tony and ran out.

Tony froze for a moment, trying to escape, but his strength was completely inferior to Lambert's, and struggling was just a waste of effort.

"where to have fun?"

"Of course it's going to the Children's Paradise." Lambert said as a matter of course.

"???"

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There is another chapter to update qwq later, love you guys

About Jarvis, I asked the editor, but I can’t write it. Let me create my own ai... I orz

The plot about Jarvis that I thought about before was changed, and I have to change the outline a little bit later.