How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

For you not to cry, the hundred ghosts who spoil you for a lifetime.

Hyakkimaru was surprised to see Dororo coming home early.

He took off his shoes and entered the apartment. Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Yin were still in the first year of high school, and he finished the previous books ahead of schedule, and this year he was directly admitted to the police academy and became a future policeman.

Whether it is cultural knowledge or combat experience, it is no surprise that he has achieved excellent results.

Plus, the title of a sharpshooter.

In the eyes of outsiders, Hyakkimaru is quiet and withdrawn, he walks alone, does not deal with any classmates, and is loved by teachers. The biggest shortcoming is that he is not a person with supernatural powers.And because he is not a person with supernatural powers, his past experiences are turned into written words, which are clearly displayed in front of teachers and high school officials. No one will blame him for not being gregarious, but will only be shocked by the tenacity of the human will to survive.

The Hyakkimaru returned to society and gained admiration. He has a very high starting point in life, has a strong combat power, and will be at ease wherever he is, it just depends on where he prefers to stay.

Back in this special family, Hyakkimaru can proudly say that he is number one in spear, body and sword skills, even Dororo is not as good as himself.Akutagawa Gin, who he is in charge of education, is getting better and better. He is very talented and has endured hardships. His swordsmanship is no worse than that of people who have practiced since childhood. He can already defeat Akutagawa Ryunosuke who does not use different abilities.

For this reason, under the "encouragement" of his sister, Ryunosuke Akutagawa gritted his teeth to practice gymnastics and swordsmanship. The effect was not very obvious, but his physical fitness improved, and he no longer panted and coughed frequently.

"Dororo, what is this?"

Hyakkimaru was attracted by the large gift box on the table. The white box was quite exquisite, with embroidery on the surface of the cloth, and it looked like a high-end luxury.

【Where did you get the money? 】

All of a sudden, Hyakkimaru became alert, could it be that bonuses have been issued again recently.

"Mr. Sen gave it."

Osamu Dazai seemed to understand his thoughts, and said angrily: "How can I hide money again!" Even if he hides his own money, he will not be able to afford such a custom-made gift in a short time.

"This is the legendary... gray income?" Hyakkimaru stroked the embroidery curiously.

"You can think so if you want." Osamu Dazai said lazily, "We were tricked by Mr. Mori."

Hyakkimaru opened his eyes wide: "Dororo, was it caused by my intervention in the battle last time?"

Osamu Dazai sat on the sofa and said, "No."

【You have been renamed Mori Hyakki...】

Osamu Dazai hesitated to tell Hyakkimaru such a cruel truth, worried that this guy would get mad, the port mafia leader's blood would be spattered three feet, and the last Hyakkimaru's father was almost killed.

"Don't be soft-hearted to Mr. Mori in the future." Dazai Osamu repeatedly warned.

"Okay." Hyakkimaru firmly remembered that Mr. Mori was a villain, and they settled with Mr. Mori.

Osamu Dazai held his chin: "Oh, I still think you will be cheated."

Forget it.

Don't hold out hope for this idiot, think about how to change the household registration.

Hyakkimaru was puzzled, was he so easy to deceive?No!Leave the mental work to Dororo.He walked over to sit down with the box in his arms, "Dororo, what gift did Mr. Sen give you?"

Osamu Dazai swept away his unhappy expression, and smiled strangely: "Open it and take a look."

Hyakkimaru opened obediently.

The cloth was as pure as snow, and he took it out to look, and found that the clothes were stacked, including gowns, gowns, belts, cloth socks, white cotton hats, corners, and some accessories of the same pure white, no need to ask Japan. Man, any seasoned otaku will understand what this outfit is!

Bai Wugou!

The most famous wedding dress in Japan!

Hyakkimaru was silent for a few seconds, and then put the white cotton cap on Dororo's head in surprise.

"Is Dororo going to marry me?"

"Hyakkimaru, it's useless to be stupid, I'll wear it once for you, this time it's your turn to wear it for me."

Osamu Dazai slowly took off the bride's white hat.

"I couldn't see it at the beginning..." Hyakkimaru argued, "And you were offered to the demon god by the villagers as a sacrifice in front of me. What I saw was your gray flame of life..."

Osamu Dazai said calmly, "Who am I wearing it for?"

Hyakkimaru was firm once for life's major event: "I'm blind, you can't bully the disabled!"

Osamu Dazai despised him for a second, and his smile was so bright that it was incompatible with the previous painting style.

"Only if you marry me, will you have a chance to get rid of Mr. Sen's trap."

"why?!"

"Because your surname is Sen! Sen Hundred Ghosts!"

"..."

Hyakkimaru's mind was broken for a moment by the shock of the name, and then realized that someone had changed his name, and jumped up from the sofa, blowing his hair, murderous, "I'm going to kill Mr. Mori!!!"

The only father he admits is Shou Hai!Scum dad, scum dad, all get out of the way!

"Kill him, and I congratulate you for inheriting the Port Mafia." Dazai Osamu transferred the box to his arms in time, and he hadn't seen Hyakkimaru wearing Shiro Mugou before, so he couldn't let the clothes be damaged.

"Huh???" Hyakkimaru was at a loss.

Dazai Osamu said: "In order to prevent himself from being assassinated, the port mafia has no leader, and he made a will early on, listing you as his heir. Such a method is not uncommon in the outside world. It's even more hereditary, I just didn't expect him to value you so much..."

Hyakkimaru was so anxious that he was about to cry: "It is impossible for me to inherit a mafia."

"Dororo, let's go and clarify with Mr. Mori!"

"I'm in the police academy, and someone found out about my relationship with Mr. Sen. How can I become a policeman in the future?!"

"Dororo, don't laugh!"

While Osamu Dazai was holding back his laughter, Hyakkimaru found out his phone and remembered that he did not have Mr. Mori's number. Like an ant on a hot pot, he went to ask him for help. Osamu Dazai leaned his face on the box to act cute: "You Marry me, the port mafia is our 'common property', and you don't need to be named Sen, just mine."

Hyakkimaru said in a trembling voice: "Isn't Dazai Hyakki more strange than Mori Hyakki!"

Osamu Dazai replied louder than him: "It's not surprising!"

Hyakkimaru refused to back down: "My name sounds nice!"

He doesn't want to jump into the pit of the master and apprentice!

Refuse!

Osamu Dazai hugged his clothes and cried, secretly hiding eye drops: "Do you want me and Mr. Mori to be last names? I don't want it. What a strange name is Mori. Not only do I want to be tricked by him, but I also want to be his daughter-in-law? "

Hyakkimaru panicked when he saw the sparkle in his eyes.

Dororo is crying!

Dororo hates Mr. Mori the most!

Thinking of what he did wrong, Hyakkimaru was shaken, "Dororo... I was wrong, please don't cry, I love Dororo the most, if marrying Dororo can make you happy for the rest of your life..." He Going to wipe the corners of Osamu Dazai's eyes, even if he smells the eye drops at a close distance, he is reluctant to drop a drop of transparent liquid from the other's eye sockets.

Dazai Osamu's iris-colored eyes were extremely moist, with a beautiful watery gleam, listening to him continue.

Hyakkimaru said with difficulty: "I am willing."

Osamu Dazai immediately burst out laughing, and a flash of tenderness flashed across his eyes.

"Idiot, I was deceived again."

He went to pinch Bai Guiwan's face that was more sensual than his own, "We are not a man and woman couple, there is no question of who and whose surname is, at most I want you to wear Bai Wugou and show me."

Hyakkimaru stared closely into the other's eyes and murmured, "But I want to marry Dororo."

Bind this person for the rest of his life, and don't let him have any thoughts of committing suicide.

"Will do."

Osamu Dazai reassured that it was not talking in sleep, but a promise to this person when he was awake.

Hyakkimaru's heart is sweet and warm. When he looked at the clothes again, he learned from the painful experience. Dororo has done so many things silently for himself, and how much his face is worth, he treats it as pampering his "girlfriend" again , "Ryunosuke and Gin didn't come back so early, then I... will show you the clothes."

He promised to be good to Dororo forever, how could he give up his thoughts for the sake of sex.

"Dororo, I won't do this to the second person."

There is no original heroine.

There is no original supporting female first love.

Hyakkimaru changed into a set of Bai Wugou's wedding dress. His eyes were clear and his temperament was extremely pure. He washed away the suffering of the world. Only the white clouds in the sky and the white snow in the mountains can describe the pure and white "Son of Heaven".

With one finger, he easily touched Osamu Dazai's forehead who wanted to get closer.

"You can't touch me, you can only look at it, you can't touch it."

"Isn't this gluttonous?!"

Dazai Osamu's heart was beating excitedly.

"Yes, I'm just greedy for you." Under Dazai Osamu's resentful eyes, Hyakkimaru admitted openly: "Since you want to break away from Mr. Mori, please don't learn from Mr. Mori's bad habits and take the first step away from Mr. Mori , starting from getting rid of the doll dress-up game, I don't want to receive Lolita next time!"

Dazai was stunned.

The few words that Hyakkimaru said casually stepped on Osamu Dazai's mind virtually.

Seeing Osamu Dazai speechless, Hyakkimaru was stunned: "Do you really want to give me Lolita?"

The slender bride dressed in Bai Wugou was so beautiful, she blushed with anger, and roared out without saying a word.

"Pervert Luo Luo!"

"You yourself are more suitable for Lolita than me!"

Sleeping with the bride was unsuccessful, but Dazai Osamu managed to stay alone in the empty room. After Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Akutagawa Gin came back, Hyakkimaru moved out of the futon to sleep on the tatami in the living room, which scared the Akutagawa brothers and sisters into thinking they were arguing. Did not dare to say, pay close attention to every move of the two adoptive fathers.

In the middle of the night, Osamu Dazai ran out with his pillow in his arms to ask for peace, and squeezed Hyakkimaru's quilt.

Hyakkimaru didn't let him squeeze, and rolled to the side.

Osamu Dazai squeezed Hyakkimaru to the corner abruptly, hugged the quilt and the person, lost all dirty thoughts, and behaved like a reformed "good boy".

Hyakkimaru, who was worried about Dororo's cold, endured and endured, and wrapped him in the bed.

Under the warm body temperature, Osamu Dazai wrapped his limbs around him, sighing that Hyakkiwan is beautiful and has a soft temper.

This is my wife~.

Put on Bai Wugou, and you will be his forever from now on.

……

Marriage certificate is not very important.

Just like Hyakkimaru and Osamu Dazai did not ask for a ring, one is inconvenient to use a sword, and the other is inconvenient to wear personal belongings in the special agent department. What they want is to walk in the sun, hold hands, and give out dog food. .

No one else needs to understand.

Hyakkimaru favors Dororo to the sky, and proves that he is the boyfriend of the other party with actions.

[Even if I wear Twelve Singles, Bai Wugou... There will be all kinds of strange clothes in the future, but I will never admit defeat. Dororo is my wife. I raised him from 1.4 meters to 1.7 meters. Everyone is calling me Anada! 】

This is the highest level of self-deception.

The author has something to say:

There are already 148 chapters, and the full text is nearly 60 words. I looked at everyone suspiciously: no one will call the protagonist's name wrong again, right?

His name is Hyakkimaru! ! !

Not Dororo! ! !

Not to mention Dodoro! ! !

【small theater】

Hyakkimaru: My name is Hyakkimaru, do you remember?

Osamu Dazai: Remember, Dazai Hyakki!

Hundred Ghost Pills: TAT.

Mori Ogai: Mori Hyakki~.

Hyakkimaru: Anger!

Nakahara Chuya: Uh, Hyakkimaru.

Hyakkimaru: It's fine if you're medium, as long as you're medium, you won't bully me!

Nakahara Chuya: Touch your head.

Osamu Dazai: Don't touch it!he's mine!

Nakahara Chuya (leaning): My boyfriend doesn't dote on you, but if you want him to dote on you, it's not embarrassing.

Osamu Dazai: I am happy to be spoiled!

Nakahara Chuya: Oh, I hope you won't swipe my card one day to raise Hyakkimaru.

Osamu Dazai: Of course not!

Hyakkimaru: I believe in Dororo!

Nakahara Chuya: Tsk, then I'll wait.