How to go through the script when dressed as a disabled male protagonist?

Dazai-kun is not a disqualification in the world, but a treasure in the world.

In June, the temperature is pleasant.

Ahead, the scene of the Mafia Rush.

The poor jingle port mafia could hardly afford guns and ammunition, so they picked up kitchen knives to kill people, so Zhongyuan Zhong also shouldered the responsibility of the martial arts faction. The mafia has saved a lot of money, and Mori Ogai will definitely send Chuya Chuya to any "event" involving large-scale armed negotiations.

In the rear, Osamu Dazai, who was in charge of the brain faction, made a "plop" and habitually committed suicide by jumping into the water.

"Ah... I was so tired from mopping the floor yesterday."

He has completed the deployment of the task, and he is waiting to go back to claim the credit.Compared with Zhongyuan Zhong who relied on strength in exchange for promotion channels, he obviously paddled in an organized and purposeful way, fishing and working hard, and would find a way to exercise his god-level skills of stopping his heart beating when he took time off.

Using this skill well is no less than having an extra hole card. The difficulty lies in controlling the heartbeat and blood flow.

For this reason, Osamu Dazai's suicide frequency increased exponentially.

The closer you get to death...

The more you can control your life...

In a relatively clear river in Yokohama, a half-grown boy with a dark body sank into the water, like a mourning bird in the shadows, bringing disaster and misfortune that ordinary people can't avoid.

Oda Sakunosuke, who was doing miscellaneous work on the edge, helping to inform the news, and doing all kinds of troublesome things, accidentally saw and recognized who this person who should have appeared on the front line but "sinked" in the rear was.He came to the river, calculated the time when the other party did not show up, took off his windbreaker jacket without hesitation, opened the gun bag, and jumped into the river to catch people!

Oda Sakuyuki's idea of ​​helping people is very simple. Although Dazai Osamu may be looking for fun, but at least he is receiving a salary subsidy from the other party, so it makes no sense to refuse to save him.

Life is not a joke.

"Cough-cough-!"

Osamu Dazai choked on water after being rescued, his brain was starved of oxygen, and he continued to be dizzy.

He saw the shiny gold dust again.

"Are you all right?" Oda Sakunosuke asked casually, bending down to wring out the water from his trousers and shirt. "It's sunny today, and the temperature is over 20 degrees Celsius. In case you catch a cold, you'd better go change into a new set of clothes."

Osamu Dazai got up from the shore, wet, with a few strands of algae in his hair.

"Don't you think it's a fine day for suicide?"

"will not."

Sakunosuke Oda replied without thinking: "In terms of temperature, it is easy to catch a cold in June and July, and you can only take a cold bath in August and September."

Osamu Dazai blinked his dripping eyelashes, he was the first person to answer his question about suicide in such a serious manner, and the topic actually involved taking a cold bath.He couldn't help but believe a joke that Brandon Jesso said before he left: You and Mr. Oda Sakunosuke might become friends.

This man was inexplicably cured.

"You want me to wait another two months? It's too difficult. I can't wait any longer."

Osamu Dazai has not grown up yet, he is far from being a man, and the action of cleaning up the seaweed is even more childish. He complained as if catching someone, "It's already June, and people who have never been in love can't understand long-distance relationships. Distressed, every time I think of Hyakkimaru still not coming back, I almost stop breathing."

Oda Sakunosuke was stunned, why did this port mafia star say this to himself?

It should be a secret for the superiors to fall in love.

He said cautiously: "Only by living can we fall in love."

"Yes." Osamu Dazai stared at Sakunosuke Oda with lifeless kite-colored eyes, "If it were you, you should understand that I am not someone who yells and wants to commit suicide on the spur of the moment. Trying hard to find hope, there is no need for others to give a helping hand."

Oda Sakunosuke didn't want to understand, but the result of being too honest was forced to listen to someone spit black mud.

10 minute later.

"Can I... can I go?"

"Huh? Impatient so soon? I also want to thank you for waiting on the shore for a few more minutes. My suicide level has increased again, and I can keep suffocating in the water for a longer time in the future."

"..."

Oda Sakunosuke once again determined that the other party's thinking was dangerous.

Also, this guy is very interesting.

"The little dwarf is going to find me, let's go." Osamu Dazai stopped his voice suddenly, took out a bluetooth headset from his pocket, flicked the water, put it on his ear, and when he turned on the sound, there was an explosion-like roar .

"Dead mackerel—! Where did you go again!!!"

"Falled into a puddle."

"Huh? Come here and do the task!"

"This kind of work of killing and killing is of course you. I don't want to get my hands dirty with miscellaneous fish." The boy in the black coat spoke coldly, walked towards the intersection, and waved his back to Oda Sakunosuke .

Oda Sakunosuke picked up his coat, fastened the holster, and was slightly taken aback when he saw this.

【Maybe……】

【He is not waiting for someone to rescue him, but for the person who specially rescues him. 】

[Believe in hope with despair? 】

This thought crossed the heart of the brown-haired young man, silently remembering that it can be used as material when writing novels.

He went the opposite way to Osamu Dazai, and today is still a day of working in the port mafia.

But very happy.

Met a teenager who paid himself a salary and was funny.

In the future, Oda Sakunosuke somehow got closer to Dazai Osamu who was not in the same class. When he was working at night, he received a text message from Dazai Osamu: [Mr. Oda Sakuno, do you think boys generally like What kind of girl?In terms of sound, do you like soft or crisp? 】

Oda work?Isn't your surname Oda?

Oda Sakunosuke replied in a daze: [A gentle girl with a soft voice, and my surname is "Oda", not "Oda Saku". 】

After a while, he got a new email from Osamu Dazai.

【Oh. 】

Zuoli Town, S County, PK Middle School.

In class, Saiki Kusuo endured today's disasters. There are girls in the class who are charming, male students with secondary illnesses, and a single-celled creature who can't hear his heart.The voices of the whole class echoed in his mind, like whispering in the classroom atmosphere.

He didn't have anyone he wanted to communicate with, and he was quietly making notes that he didn't need to read at all.

Occasionally, he would stay in a daze between classes for a while.

【clairvoyance. 】

Saiki Kusuo's eyes came to Yokohama and noticed that Osamu Dazai was not in the port mafia, so he looked around and saw a boy in a black suit who was always wet.

【Did Osamu Dazai fall into the puddle again? 】

Regarding this possibility, Saiki Kusuo, whose vest had been stripped off, was skeptical.

He's not that easy to fool.

In his clairvoyance, Dazai Osamu, who was walking on the road with Nakahara Nakaya who was full of displeasure, turned his head and looked at a tree with a crooked neck. His young and childish face seemed to be thinking about which position is suitable for hanging himself.

Saiki Kusuo: Be alert!

In the next second, Osamu Dazai withdrew his gaze, touched the neck and left.

Saiki Kusuo breathed a sigh of relief.

Ever since Osamu Dazai asked him whether he could travel through time and space after death, he inevitably became vigilant and paid more attention to Osamu Dazai for Hyakkimaru.In case Hyakkimaru came back, Osamu Dazai took it with him. Wouldn't he ruin a relationship? Compared with the plot of BE, he personally prefers to watch the ending of HE.

【Except that his body looks a little weak, there should be no problem. 】

Saiki Kusuo turned the tip of the pen, bowed his head and ended clairvoyance.

concentrate in class.

In Yokohama, Nakahara Nakahara was much more vigilant than Saiki Kusuo. Seeing that Osamu Dazai had a tendency to fall ill, he clenched his fists, suppressed his anger and said, "If you dare to commit suicide in front of me, I will send you off." be hospitalized!"

Osamu Dazai responded without sincerity: "Hey, I know, I won't hang myself, I won't go into the water."

Zhong Yuanzhong also disliked it: "You said the same thing last time!"

"That's it for today." Dazai Osamu looked at Nakahara Chuya vaguely. The appearance of the orange-haired boy was much brighter than when he was the king of sheep. He was also wearing a black coat and a black suit. The aura of the other party was stronger than that of any adult. People are strong, but in terms of height... tsk tsk tsk, they are still shorter than themselves.

The 15-year-old Osamu Dazai is 1.5 meters 1.5 tall, and Nakahara Chuya, who is two months older than him, is only [-] meters tall, five centimeters shorter than him, and a head shorter than Hyakkimaru of the same age.

"What are you looking at?!" Zhong Yuanzhong also glared over.

"It's because you are too sensitive, Chuya." Osamu Dazai was in no mood to tease him, and walked straight forward, returning to the Port Mafia, and the members in black suits following behind the two did not intervene in the conversation, and followed silently.

Under the supervision of the two "Masters of the Gods", Osamu Dazai must be in harmony with the right time and place if he wants to commit suicide.

Otherwise, small reports are really the most annoying thing in the world.

[Hundred Ghost Pills. 】

【I'll see you right away~. 】

A few days later, at the end of June.

The summer vacation of PK middle school has not yet come, and Kusuo Saiki, who manipulated super powers and repaired the TV at home on weekends, received a call from the port mafia in Yokohama.

"Moxi Moxi, is it Mr. Qi Mu who answered the phone?"

【…】

"Why is there no sound?"

【…】

"I forgot, Mr. Qi Mu doesn't seem to like to talk, or maybe he's used to the supernatural powers so he can't communicate with me."

The boy on the phone let out a pleasant laugh.

Later, when Saiki Kusuo couldn't bear to hang up the phone, the other party said: "Don't hang up, I found a way to block the ability, please take me to that ancient world."

Qi Munan's ambition was not good, so he quickly used his "clairvoyance" to see Dazai Zhi.

Not at the Port Mafia, Osamu Dazai is off duty.

Not in the clinic, Osamu Dazai and Mori Ogai said they would go out for a while, and Mori Ogai agreed.

In less than a year, Osamu Dazai, who overfulfilled several "businesses", squeezed himself to the limit. Behind the seemingly leisurely leisure is a perfectly planned situation.In the night, the dark-haired Dazai Osamu was tied with different layers of bandages all over his body, his breath was weak, and he sat on the edge of the cliff with a calm expression.

What he was wearing was not a black suit or a white shirt, but a black-and-white-patterned yukata that had been modified to be more neutral. It was a gift made by Hyakkimaru's adoptive father, Jukai himself!

Osamu Dazai put down his phone, with a smile on his lips, and the sound of waves came from under the cliff.

"Qi Mu-jun, please, I can't wait that long."

I don't want to wait any longer.

Hyakkimaru needs him, he needs Hyakkimaru, people in the ancient world are sinister, and Hyakkimaru can't tell him even if he is injured.After Osamu Dazai found a way to feign death, he could no longer hold back his emotions. His desire to give Hyakkimaru a surprise broke through his heart, destroying the string that he dared not take the initiative to pursue happiness.

The summer vacation of PK Middle School is in the middle and late July, and Osamu Dazai can't wait!

—I'm going to see him!

Osamu Dazai threw his mobile phone into the sea, leaned forward, lost consciousness, and his heart stopped for 1 minute.

Moving in an instant, Saiki Kusuo grabbed him in desperation.

[My super power...is it useful? 】

His palms directly touched Osamu Dazai's clothes and shoulders, and the residual memory of the clothes told him: what kind of attempts this man had made to seal the "disqualification in the world", the body under the bandages was full of scars.

Oh wow.

Committing suicide every day during his class and bedtime?

Saiki Kusuo's gaze became menacing, and the movement of superpower activation was not slow, directly leading people through time and space.

【Yeah, yeah, I'll help you for the last time, don't blame me if you die. 】

Who made him—

I can't see anyone being so miserable.

Even if this is just a black mud spirit full of bad water, the other party also has a fragile humanity.

The world where Hyakkimaru is located is here in the blink of an eye.

With the help of the Two-dimensional God and God of Tool Man, a "corpse" was transported to a strange ancient world. As soon as Saiki Kusuo loosened his fingers, "Sleeping Beauty" Osamu Dazai fell limply on the ground. on the ground.

Ten meters away, at the edge of the woods in a village, Hyakkimaru, who was taking a nap under a tree, heard the sound.

He came face to face.

The dazzling brilliance of life made a strong appearance again, blinding his mind.

[Sai Mu-kun? 】

[I brought your Dororo here. 】

Saiki Kusuo took a few steps back.

Hyakkimaru couldn't find Dororo's light under the sun's rays, but smelled a strong smell of medicine.

[Where is Dororo? ? ? 】

A fearful thought rose from the bottom of Hyakkimaru's heart.

He went to Saiki Kusuo's side to explore the ground, and came across a "corpse" that could not feel the breath of life.Without waiting for his blank mind to recover, the "corpse"'s hand moved and grabbed him.

"Hundred Ghost Pills..."

A cluster of gray flames grew out of nothing, weakly and softly flickering in the sunlight.

Hyakkimaru hugged "her" in a panic.

How can you be so weak? !

Osamu Dazai knew he couldn't be fooled, and Saiki Kusuo was using this method to report.But he didn't intend to deceive Hyakkimaru, once the problem is solved, he will only be happy for his own scheme.At this moment, he managed to experience a burst of ecstasy that suddenly gushed out of his heart, as if he was cheering heartily for getting rid of that world.

When Hyakkimaru didn't feel it, the gentle hug made the bandages and clothes wet with blood.

Dazai, who reunited after a long absence, seemed to feel no pain, even though his body was covered in cuts and bruises.

Osamu Dazai said, "I'm here to find you."

Next time we leave together and come back together, regardless of each other.

He reached out and took off the black earplugs in Hyakkimaru's ears, the voice of the world and himself could be heard clearly.

"Hundred, ghost, pill."

The voice line that has not entered the voice change period retains certain childish characteristics, slightly raises the pitch, reduces the male bass, and the soft and cheerful loli voice effect comes out.

If Mori Owai was on the scene, he would cover his nose and deny that he had brought the other party down.

Don't wear it at all!

Dazai Osamu, who learned everything by himself like this, is a treasure in the world!

【This is Dororo's voice! 】

Hyakkimaru was so overjoyed by the huge surprise that he was so moved that he was about to cry.

It sounds good.

Super nice voice!

The Dororo he missed not only sealed his own power, but even left his family behind to find him in the ancient world!What to do, he was not prepared at all, his mind was in a mess, and he just wanted to take Dororo home to see his adoptive father immediately!

On the side, Saiki Kusuo's face froze while waiting to see the famous scene, he underestimated Dazai Osamu's means of going on.

[...female voice. 】

He seemed to hear the sound of something shattering.

Ok.

It's someone's morality.

The author has something to say:

Raro Dazai, Treasure of the World, appears!

cutest! (√

The most handsome! (×

The most coquettish, the most cute! (√

Osamu Dazai: Do you think I will lose the chain?The meeting scene has already been made up in my mind!

Saiki Kusuo: You are really capable.

Osamu Dazai: Hyakkimaru~!

Hyakkimaru: Dororo, I'll take you to meet my father! ! !

Osamu Dazai: Okay.

PS: The rounding up of this chapter is that Saiki Kusuo failed to beat the mandarin duck with a stick, and Dazai Osamu and Hyakkimaru Magpie Bridge met!