On the Routine of President Wen

Fu Yihuan stared at the overhead light on the ceiling, his eyes were dull, and he seemed to be in a trance.

However, these are all appearances, and Fu Yihuan's heart has long been roaring: "Bucktoothed rabbit! Dead rabbit! Get the fuck out of here! If you don't come out, I will show you the [-] ways the protagonist dies. Anyway, according to the situation, if you don't make it clear, I don't want to live anymore, come on, pretend!"

After a while, Mr. Rabbit appeared with his arms folded, floating in front of Fu Yihuan:

"Emma...what are you talking about?It is said that Xiaosheng can't show up at will. 』

Fu Yihuan sat up with a "huh", raised his hand towards Mr. Rabbit, and clasped five fingers. One person and one rabbit stopped for an instant, and their eyes met. The next moment, Fu Yihuan grinned, revealing a sinister smile: "Yo ha , I can actually catch it."

Mr. Rabbit struggled desperately, trying to break free from Fu Yihuan's grasp with a face full of horror:

"Miss... mistake, you... let go of Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng can't be real, it will appear in black and white!" 』

"It's none of my business!" Fu Yihuan clenched his hands tightly, moved his face closer, stared at Mr. Rabbit's face, and ground his back molars, "Let me ask you, the bruises on my body are here and there. Where did the marks come from? Let me ask you, my waist is so sore that it’s about to be broken, and...what’s the matter with the bursts of pain at the chrysanthemum? You fucking tell me!"

Mr. Rabbit blinked his eyes and asked hesitantly:

"Everyone is an adult, you...don't understand? 』

"Understood? I can fucking understand woolen yarn!" Fu Yihuan's teeth made deep tooth marks on his slightly dry lower lip, "What's the matter with this obviously strong feeling afterward? Please explain clearly to me , or I will make you a black and white braised rabbit!"

Mr. Rabbit's face flushed red, and Fu Yihuan could clearly see the wisp of smoke coming out of its head, but at this moment, the strange discomfort in his body made him have no energy and mood to tease it at all. some.

"It's...that...the legendary...drinking...drinking sex..."

Although he had a hunch, but after hearing such an answer from Mr. Rabbit's mouth, Fu Yihuan still had the urge to jump out of the window, to fuck the drunken sex!I can't live anymore, I can't live anymore, it's all over!

As if sensing the sudden change in Fu Yihuan's mood, Mr. Rabbit pulled out his hands with difficulty, and supported his chin with one hand, his face was full of things that had nothing to do with him:

"Mr. Fu, uh...Xiaosheng will quietly give you a spoiler. According to the development of the next plot, you will recall the sporadic fragments of last night, such as: the delicate nose bridge with sweat beads sliding down, the protruding radius, the shaking of the collision, The strange pleasure rising from the tailbone blah blah blah, and then...』

"Shut up!" Fu Yihuan couldn't help shouting angrily, the veins on his forehead twitched continuously, Mr. Rabbit was startled, and immediately silenced, he pulled his long ears to cover his face, trying to lower his voice own presence.

Taking a deep breath, Fu Yihuan slowly closed his eyes, pondered for a moment, he opened them, the anger flooding in his eyes had been suppressed, he squinted and squeezed Mr. Rabbit tightly: "You only have one choice."

Mr. Rabbit struggled to hold Fu Yihuan's hand, and asked:

"What choice?" 』

"Erasure my memory, the memory of last night." Fu Yihuan thought for a while, then put on an affirmative tone, "I believe, you can do it."

Mistake!The intention of drinking that Erguotou was purely to catch people by surprise, thinking about being drunk and making trouble, to bring some fresh and interesting plots, and to show the other side of the characters, but Fu Yihuan never thought that the development of being drunk this time was actually abnormal !

What surprised him even more was that the updated system 2.0 turned out to be even more shameless than before, and it was an afterthought when he was not paying attention.

However, calm down and think about it, this time the system world should be subject to the master, that is to say, this "President's Overlord Treaty" is written from the perspective of Fu Yihuan himself.

But what Fu Yihuan saw when he opened his eyes was the overhead light, and what he experienced was after the event, and there is no so-called that night in his memory for the time being, so there is reason to make a guess: the plot of that night has not yet been translated into black and white, and readers have not seen the story of that night. ... bed, play.

So, as long as Fu Yihuan didn't think of certain parts of that night, these plots would not be presented, and readers would not be able to see the embarrassing specific process.

Since the reader can't see it, he can't remember it, and it's all in the system world, and it's all fake. Then that night can be completely ignored, and then the discomfort on the body can be ignored. If it doesn't work, just treat it as yesterday. He was drinking mad at night, and it would be better if he was beaten up wildly.

Oh, witty!

Mr. Rabbit was stunned for a moment, his expression changed:

"Are you kidding me, Xiaosheng didn't... didn't have that skill. 』

"Oh? Are you sure?" Fu Yihuan gently pinched Mr. Rabbit's long ears, revealing its eyes, and smiled sinisterly.

Mr. Rabbit trembled:

"Xiaosheng...really...no...has that skill..."

Fu Yihuan curled up his index finger and flicked its ears: "It doesn't matter if you don't have this skill, can't you just light it up? It's a matter of minutes, right?"

Mr. Rabbit weeps:

"Xiaosheng can't do it~"

"If you can't do it, I will give up on this system world completely. As for the ending of this article... Do you think it is better if the protagonist jumps off a building in depression? Or is it better for the protagonist to become resentful and destroy the Luo family and Luo Heng? By then , this world revolving around the protagonist is probably going to be destroyed. I think, even if I can't wake up and return to the original world, at least I can enter the next world." Fu Yihuan said with a sneer.

Hearing this, Mr. Rabbit's face turned pale suddenly, he struggled frantically, and said in a panic:

"No... no!This is a bad ending!This will attract gangsters and scold you!The author... No, the glass heart of the main system will shatter at the touch of a finger, and there is no room for harm!relative…"

author?Fu Yihuan suddenly realized that he seemed to have heard something very important.

Mr. Rabbit's slip of the tongue?Or... behind the main system is a big guy who writes the plot?

If this is the case, does it mean that in the real world, the person who writes the main system program is actually very likely... a writer, an author who has an inexplicable obsession with President Wen?

With such a preliminary guess, Fu Yihuan's heart was shocked. After thinking about it, he planned not to startle the snake for the time being, but to keep the same in response to all changes, so he shrugged and said, "Unfinished business? That's your business, what should you do?" Think it over carefully, don't forget, the me now has nothing to fear, ha ha."

As he said that, Fu Yihuan let go of Mr. Rabbit, showing a smile that was bound to win: "Talk to the main system quickly, what should be done, it should have considered it. According to the basic routine of President Wen, President Luo It’s almost time to push the door open and ask for warmth.”

As if to confirm Fu Yihuan's words, there was a slight sound of footsteps outside the door, and Mr. Rabbit disappeared immediately.

Immediately after the bedroom door was pushed open, Luo Heng walked in, seeing Fu Yihuan squinting his eyes and turning his head to look at him, he smiled softly, stepped forward, and gently put the breakfast in his hand When I reached the bedside table, I asked softly, "Are you awake? Why don't you sleep more? Is there anything uncomfortable?"

Slapping Luo Heng's outstretched hand away, Fu Yihuan turned his face away and said coldly: "I can't sleep, I feel uncomfortable all over..."

Hearing this, Luo Heng became nervous, and pulled off the thin quilt covering Fu Yihuan's lower body: "I'm sorry, I...show you...I..."

This time, he was caught off guard, and by the time Fu Yihuan realized it, it was already too late, and he clearly felt a coolness creeping up from the soles of his feet to Fu Yihuan's heart, and goose bumps suddenly appeared everywhere.

Fu Yihuan's face turned red, then turned pale, and then turned livid. Finally, with a dark face, he grabbed the quilt in Luo Heng's hand fiercely, subconsciously slapped him backhand, and blurted out the sentence "dead pervert, stinky hooligan".

The "slap" slap was extremely loud, and the crisp sound stunned the two of them. In the silence, Fu Yihuan and Luo Heng looked at each other for a long time.

"I'm sorry, I'm... drunk, I tend to go crazy, and I even take off my clothes, hehe... By the way," Fu Yihuan regained his voice, smiled awkwardly, and turned the topic to the direction that he was drunk and couldn't remember. Cited, "You are too unkind, I'm too drunk to beat me up like this, right? So ruthless, haha..."

As expected, when Luo Heng heard the second part of Fu Yihuan's words, his complexion turned cold: "You don't remember? You were the one who pounced on me last night..."

"Hahahaha," Fu Yihuan laughed dryly, interrupting Luo Heng's next words, "Boss Luo is really unbearable to be harassed, he gets angry and violent, understandable, really understandable, no need to explain, hahahaha..."

There was another suffocating long silence, Luo Heng didn't speak any more, turned around and walked out of the bedroom with a sullen face, and slammed the door hard with a "bang".

Now it seems that the main system has made the most correct choice, and Fu Yihuan was not reminded of that night that shouldn't have been. He was relieved, and he could pretend that it didn't exist if he couldn't remember it. Back on the bed, the hangover headache and exhaustion swept over his body, and soon he fell into a deep sleep.

When he woke up, Fu Yihuan felt refreshed, with a faint fragrance exuding from his whole body, stretched his waist, it was not too comfortable!

and many more!

Fu Yihuan lifted the quilt and found that he had taken a shower and put on pajamas!

He held his forehead with a face full of toothache, that guy Luo Heng...

After walking downstairs, Fu Yihuan didn't see Luo Heng, and was about to call to order a meal, when the doorbell rang at the right time, he was startled, Luo Heng came back?

Opening the door hesitantly, unexpectedly, it was Wang Qi who came.

I saw Wang Qi holding a huge bento box in one hand and a stack of documents in the other, and said with a smile: "Ma'am... no, Mr. Fu, Mr. Luo ordered me to deliver food to you, and by the way, send the information about Wei I will hand over the requested information to you."

"Weisuo? Did he ask you to check?"

Seeing Wang Qi nodding his head, Fu Yihuan was a little surprised. He just mentioned such a sentence casually, but he didn't expect that the president, who is always busy with everything, would be so caring.

After Wang Qi left, Fu Yihuan carefully looked through Wei Suo's information.

Once again, to his surprise, this Wei Suo was not a celebrity, but a... manager. The celebrity he was in charge of was called Long Chen, and Long Chen was Fu Yihuan's sworn enemy.

Coincidentally, Long Chen will make a guest appearance in Fu Yihuan's next movie, and even more coincidentally, Fu Yihuan's next scene will be with his opponent.

Wei Suo?Long Chen?

Just pull it out and yo!

The author has something to say:

Xiaoqi: Yihuan, what should have happened has already happened, is it interesting to deceive yourself and others?

Luo Heng: Brother Qi is right, interesting?

Fu Yihuan: ...Mr. Luo, learn about the [-] ways to die.

Thank you Fang Fei and Taro for their nutrient solution *︶*