[Xiu Chun Knife] My father-in-law has a migraine

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This is indeed the case.

Although Eunuch Zhao disliked Jia Miaotong, a mentally handicapped girl whose brain circuits were different from ordinary people, time passed quickly. When he realized that it was almost time, he suddenly felt that what she said about Chongzhen was simply too right.

Wrapped in a quilt, Miaotong leaned against the door frame, tugging at the hem of his clothes, unable to separate.

"Why did you stay here for a short while today?"

Zhao Jingzhong is also very helpless, whenever we part, he will always show his weird and gentle side.

"The emperor only allowed me to leave the palace for half a day." He wrapped the quilt around her tighter and sighed, "Go back, it's cold outside."

Miao Tong nodded her head and gave a "hmm", but didn't move.

There's no way, maybe it's because she has penetrated her obscene thoughts about Lao Zhao, this time she especially doesn't want him to go, and the gentle Lao Zhao makes her even more reluctant.

"How about..." Miaotong lowered her eyes, hesitated for a moment, and said, "I can go with you, so you don't have to... run again and again."

After hearing this, Eunuch Zhao was stunned. At the beginning, she refused to go back to Beijing with him, how did she figure it out now?

Although at the beginning, he was really annoying. He was tired enough to go to work every day, and he had to take time off to see her. He was so busy that he could kill the emperor in seconds.But gradually, he found that it wasn't that annoying. Maybe it was because she was stupid, and it was more funny to get along with, or maybe she was the only one who would miss him and care about him.In short, when he was with Miao Tong, he was happy.

However, if he really took her back, it would be inevitable for Chongzhen to know about it. According to the degree of the eighth wife of the little emperor, he would definitely give her a marriage. What will happen then?

He thought about it, finally shook his head, and said, "It's okay, it's okay."

Hearing what Old Zhao said, Miao Tong didn't know what was going on, and was slightly disappointed: "That's right, if Shen Lian went to find me and was caught by your boss, it would be bad if you confessed..."

After hearing this, Zhao Jingzhong frowned unconsciously, and said, "That's not what I meant."

"I know, I know." She said very self-aware, "It won't be of much use if I go back with you, and I will probably cause you trouble."

"It doesn't matter, the key is—"

He was a little anxious, but just as the word "yes" came out of his mouth, Miao Tong didn't know where his brain was twitching, she jumped up and hooked his neck, smacked his face, and kissed him.

In fact, it is very impolite to interrupt someone, especially when the person is very serious. Of course, if you interrupt with a kiss, it is another matter.

Being kissed by her shamelessly, Eunuch Zhao instantly forgot everything he was going to say just now, his body froze, and he was petrified on the spot.

Obviously she was the one playing hooligans, but Miaotong blushed unbelievably.

Miaotong covered her hot cheeks, and said falteringly: "That... I, I understand, it's okay, you go back quickly, I, I, I, I'm going back to the house!"

After finishing speaking, he ran away, and then closed the door with a "bang".

Old Zhao was left alone, standing in the empty yard, touching his face, feeling lost for a while.

...Uh, of course, and those two poker-faced men who pretended not to notice.

As a father-in-law, he is still the father-in-law of Dongchang who has ambitions in all directions. Women and the like have never been considered by Zhao Jingzhong.Basically, his whole life has been striving for the goal of "keeping his official position and job", including daily "flattering to the late emperor", "flattering to Wei Zhongxian" and later "flattering to Xiao Chongzhen".Then, Wei Zhongxian was impeached, and Chongzhen ordered the extermination of the eunuchs. For this goal, he wanted to kill Wei Zhongxian on the front foot, and then wanted to kill the three brothers Shen Lian on the back foot. He was so busy that he almost took his life.With such a busy life, how could he have time to ponder the importance of women?

However, after he was kissed forcibly, he seemed to have changed his mind.

……

One morning a few days later, Zhao Jingzhong went to work as usual.

As soon as he entered the palace, he saw Chongzhen looking at him with a ferocious face, and threw all the folders on the table to the ground, and he was short of stepping forward and slapping his big mouth left and right.

Zhao Jingzhong said something was wrong, there was a situation.

He quickly knelt down, not daring to lift his head, and said flatteringly: "The emperor calms down, the dragon's body is important."

Chongzhen looked like a fire-breathing dragon, furious, pointed at him and started shouting: "Zhao Jingzhong, you are really good! You ask for leave every day to meet your friend, do you know what Han Kuang said just now?"

Han Kuang?That must be no good.

"The emperor forgives the sin, but the minister is stupid."

"This afternoon, someone found a charred corpse in the woods outside the city."

Zhao Jingzhong's heart skipped a beat, and then he sneered again. It seemed that his guess was right. Although Chongzhen didn't pursue the case on the surface, he was still secretly investigating Wei Zhongxian's case.But——he underestimated Chongzhen. He thought that according to the efficiency of Han Kuang and others, Wei Zhongxian's body would not be found until next year.

"It is said that judging from the figure of the charred corpse, there is a good chance that it is Wei Yan." Chongzhen snorted, "You promised to find him for me, now?!"

out of ten?So that proves they haven't been autopsied yet?

Zhao Jingzhong leaned down, put his forehead on the ground, and said in a clear voice: "Your Majesty, I will take someone to bring the body back immediately, and an autopsy will confirm the body tomorrow."

Let's test it, anyway, there is no evidence to prove it, and Shen Lian's three brothers have long since fled without a shadow, so no matter what happens, he will not be implicated.

It's just that Chongzhen wanted to empty Dongchang early in the morning. Judging by his posture today, maybe...

Thinking of this, he had a bad premonition.

What Chongzhen said was that the forest where the body was found was exactly where Wei Zhongxian hid before.After being scolded for a while, he bitterly took a team of people and rushed to the familiar place.

In fact, Wei Zhongxian was also quite unlucky, he died uneasy, after dying, the body was thrown in the hut in the forest and no one cares about it.Fortunately, it was cold, so it wouldn't rot so quickly, but unexpectedly, Lao Zhao set fire to it, and then threw it in the hut and no one cares about it.It was finally discovered today, and it can be buried in peace.

Zhao Jingzhong watched his subordinates put the lump of coke into the coffin and carried it into the carriage. After a long while, he said, "The governor has something to do, you wait here."

After all, he got on his horse and ran east along the avenue.

I declare you

At this moment, Miao Tong is practicing stalls in the town with the old lady.

Maybe the people in the town are tired of seeing her beauty, or maybe it's getting colder, maybe the old lady put too much water when making tea... In short, the passenger flow is very small today.

Miaotong stood by the stove, holding a pen and paper that she hadn’t touched for 800 years, after writing a few words, think about it, and then write two more strokes. If you ignore the slightly obscene smile on her face, it’s like a primary school student writing an essay. up.

"Dear Zhongzhong, please allow me to call you that. I have something very important to tell you."

She couldn't help doing Romeo's heart-shaking gesture: "It's just because I shot you three more arrows in the brothel. Since then, I have been thinking about you. When I miss you, you are in the sky. When I miss you, you are in front of my eyes. When I miss you, you are in my mind. I miss you." I miss you every day, I miss you every day, I ask myself every day, when will I tell you that I like you, those eyes are touching, your laughter is even more charming, I wish you again, caressing you, that handsome face, holding hands Talking in your sleep, like yesterday, you and I..."

Miaotong was very satisfied, and licked her lips with unsatisfied feelings, then picked up a brush and wrote down the above lyrics.

There's no way, the love letter of a scumbag is such a blockbuster, let alone this is not a love letter.

The immutable IQ problem led her to develop a good habit of drafting important things before she said them, otherwise she might forget the most important sentence.

So, she began to write a confession speech.

Miaotong talked and wrote passionately, which really scared the old lady who was working next to her. At first she thought Miaotong was a ghost, but after listening carefully, the words she said were indeed Miaotong's style. After thinking about it for a while, the old lady sighed very sadly. A girl with a good heart, who has been separated from her husband for too long, has suffered from hysteria.She looked at the crazy Miao Tong, then at the passers-by who cast strange glances, and couldn't help but speak.

"Girl. This... I suddenly remembered that there are still vegetables stewed on my pot. Go back and help me watch the fire."

"Ah?" Miao Tong raised her face full of brush marks, and asked in doubt, "Then are you looking at the stall alone?"

The old lady nodded, at least one person is not scary!

"Okay then." She stood up and went home with the love letter in her arms.

Miao Tong was very obedient, she really squatted down to the kitchen to watch the fire, stared into the fire for a long time, her face turned black.Of course she didn't notice it herself, she just felt a little choked up.She rubbed her nose, took out the popular lyrics to appreciate, the more she looked at it, the more intoxicated she became.

Seeing the black and white words in my eyes, many CG pictures appeared in my mind.

On the second floor of Nuanxiang Pavilion, Zhao Jingzhong was lying on the cos corpse motionless, Miaotong kicked him desperately, and then...kicked him to cheat the corpse, and she became his hostage.

At the suburban station, Zhao Jingzhong threw the chicken-like Miao Tong on the horse, causing her to vomit for a long time.

In the small woods, Eunuch Zhao, who was maimed by gangs, was covered in blood. He was carried out of the woods by the hostages after the kidnapping failed.

There is also this small courtyard. In this room, Lao Zhao has been venomous and mean-spirited more than once, but it can be heard in every sentence that he cares about her.

Miao Tong recalled that bear hug and that forceful kiss she gave to Lao Zhao again. He had a serious face as if he was going to kill someone, but he couldn't hold back.Every time she thinks about it, she is special