There is no future in making lamps
Chapter 24
The Dragon Palace is really a real Dragon Palace. Looking at the majestic palace, Baolian Lantern poked Monkey King with his elbow, "Monkey, your neighbor is very impressive."
"What is a neighbor?" Sun Wukong scratched his head, "Don't always say something incomprehensible, okay?"
For Sun Wukong and Baolian Lantern who came to the door, the old Dragon King did not say that he refused the door, but moved in some weapons. Looking at him contemptuously, "You are looking for weapons for your monkey grandson, not for yourself, why ask so much?"
"That's right, but my old grandson also lacks a handy weapon." Sun Wukong said unhappily, "Master didn't even prepare a weapon for me when he kicked me out, so I had to find it myself. The old man is so annoying. .”
"You have the ability to call him a dead old man in front of your master." Baolian Lantern sarcastically said mercilessly. Sun Wukong glanced at him and said nothing. Well, he really didn't dare. But he is a very serious guy, if he knows that he is being scolded behind his back, he must kill himself.
The Dragon King and the Dragon Mother looked at one person and one monkey chirping, unavoidably puzzled, "Excuse me, do you have any dissatisfaction?"
"The weapon is too light!" These are the words of Monkey King
"Can I stay for dinner?" This is the question of Baolian Lantern.
The two looked at each other silently, the old Dragon King laughed, and ordered his subordinates to serve the Lotus Lantern with refreshments, while Monkey King continued to test weapons, because they were not in the same room, and the Lotus Lantern didn't know what happened when the sky fell and the ground fell. What's the matter, Baolian Deng watched Sun Wukong flying over suspiciously, picked him up and ran away, Baolian Deng blankly grasped an unfinished crab claw, listening to the roar of the old dragon king.
Pu Shisheng spat out the crab legs in his mouth, and Baolian Lantern looked at Monkey King amusedly, "What did you do, little monkey? Such a big commotion, I think the Dragon King is going crazy."
"I took a very powerful weapon. Hmph, this dishonest dragon told my old grandson that if I could pick it up, it was mine. My old grandson picked it up, but he didn't recognize it again. I ran out with the weapon, hahaha, it’s a waste of money to put such a good weapon here.”
"Wow, you can actually speak idioms." Baolian Lantern glanced back, "Hey, little monkey, how did I see that the Dragon Palace seems to have collapsed?"
"Huh?" Sun Wukong turned his head and saw the collapsed Dragon Palace. The two continued to look at each other silently, and the lotus lamp retreated silently, "Don't care about my business, you collapsed it yourself." After a while, "Forget it! Maybe it's not my grandson's fault."
"Could it be that they cut corners and materials when they built the Dragon Palace?" Baolian Lantern said teasingly, "Come on, go now, no one can prove that you did it without evidence, even if there is someone to prove it, you need physical evidence."
Sun Wukong is a guy who got into trouble and didn’t know the seriousness of the matter. The Dinghai God needle in the East China Sea was pulled out. The old dragon king worked hard for several days and nights to prevent the East China Sea from flooding. Dinghaishenzhen, this time he lost his wife and lost his army, but he was wronged, so he went to the heaven overnight, submitted a book, and cried out that Donghai's Dinghaishenzhen was pulled out by a monster monkey.
This is not over yet, Sun Wukong even went to the underworld to change the lifespan of all the monkeys and grandchildren in Huaguoshan, Baolian Deng frowned and looked at the high-spirited Monkey King, and finally couldn't hold back, "Are you stupid? little monkey."
"You say I'm stupid again!" Sun Wukong shouted unconvinced, "Where is my grandson stupid?"
"The number of life and death is determined by God. If you modify it at will like you, the Three Realms will be in chaos. You think it's too busy for Heaven not to come to you." Baolian Lantern criticized him mercilessly, "There are so many people in Heaven, you Do you still want to fight one against a hundred, or one against ten thousand?"
"Uh...is it so serious?" Sun Wukong touched his head in doubt, and then saw Baolian Lantern's eyes of "deadly stupid".
I have to say that what the Lotus Lantern said was indeed correct. Soon, there were heavenly soldiers and generals who came to capture Monkey King. Oh, it was to capture the monster monkey. Standing in the distance with those monkeys and grandchildren watching, those twinkling lights made Baolian Lantern's eyes brighten. Suddenly, he seemed to think of something. It was also sparks all over the sky, but it was a beautiful firework. Blast off, he sits on the man's shoulders, sinking into it.
etc?on the shoulder?
Baolian Lantern was deeply confused.
Thunder God and Lightning Mother were beaten back. Heavenly Court knew that this monkey was more difficult, so they changed their method and invited Sun Wukong to be an official in Heavenly Court. Baolian Lantern looked at the white-bearded grandfather, feeling a little uncomfortable in his eyes. He said in his eyes, "Are you Taibaijinxing? The one in charge of the red line of karma? Can you help me see who my red line is connected to? And that monkey, I wonder if he will be with a female monkey?" .”
"Get out of here!" Sun Wukong frowned, "Whoever my grandson is with is my grandson's freedom!"
Taibai Jinxing wiped the sweat that did not appear on the forehead, looked carefully, and after a while he let out a sigh, "This... fellow Taoist? You don't have red lines on your body, what are you? Don't talk about red lines, even family love No wires?"
"Is that so?" Baolian Deng replied indifferently, and then continued to tease Monkey King, whose monkey hairs stood on end, but he still held back and told himself silently that the guy in front of him had this temperament, no There is no need to be angry, God!Sun Wukong rushed up, Baolian Deng laughed and dodged, but refused to accept his move, Taibai Jinxing calmly hid with the monkey monkey grandson, chattering with the monkeys.
In the end, Sun Wukong went with Taibai Jinxing, and Baolian Lantern followed. When Sun Wukong was in office, Baolian Lantern disappeared in a flash. Taibai Jinxing was so scared that he ran to look for Baolian Lantern, but this Where did the guy go?Why can't I find it!Taibai Jinxing didn't even bring Sun Wukong with him, and focused on finding the missing Lotus Lantern. Knowing that the Lotus Lantern had disappeared, Monkey King laughed, and then swaggered to the place where he worked.
Putting on the imperial official robe, with two servants following behind him, Sun Wukong felt that he was very proud, until he was approached by a guy who claimed to be his boss.
Sun Wukong felt that he was a little hard to explain. At first he thought he was coming to be a high official, but he didn't expect to come in to be a servant?He has a bad temper, what else can he say?Roll up your sleeves and start fighting.
Now let's turn our perspective to the lotus lantern. The lotus lantern feels a little familiar when it arrives in the heavenly court. Walking around in the heavenly court, the lotus lantern swayed to a smoky palace. The smoke made the lotus lantern stop, and after a while, a fairy boy came out and bowed to the lotus lantern, "Good morning, my Taoist priest invites you in."
"What is this place for?" Baolian Lantern squatted down and looked at the little doll carved in powder and jade, "Who is your Daoist?"
"This is the alchemy room of the Taishang Laojun. The Taishang Laojun invited the immortals to go in." The little baby said crisply, and the lotus lamp rubbed his head, and followed him in. There was white smoke in the room, and a Taoist priest in a white robe was sitting beside him.
"My little friend stood in front of my door for a cup of tea. What's the matter?" Taishang Laojun turned his head, unexpectedly although he had white hair, he was a handsome uncle, but why did he see I seem a little surprised?
"It's okay, I'll just take a look. If you're okay, I'll leave." Baolian Deng frowned and looked around, "Have I been here before? Why are you so familiar?"
The magistrate shook his head and sighed, "This is the first time I met my little friend, I'm afraid it's an illusion, since little friend has something to do, just leave, keep going, and you will find the person you want to find."
Baolian Deng came out with a puzzled face, not knowing what the old man was doing, and asked him to come in for no reason, and then let him leave.Baolian Deng was thinking about it while walking, and then suddenly felt that it stepped on a soft thing. With a loud cry, Baolian Deng almost jumped up in shock.
"Wow! Who stepped on my tail!" A dog jumped out, staring at the lotus lantern, grinning its teeth and looking so scary, the man helped him to prevent him from falling down because of fright , Baolian Deng looked at Xiaotian Dog, "Ah, a talking dog!"
Yang Jian frowned, and asked Xiao Tiangou to come behind him, "Who is your Excellency? Why are you in this heaven?"
"Me?" Baolian Lantern laughed, "I followed the monkey. After the monkey went to work, I came to visit."
Yang Jian remembered Taibai Jinxing's uproar about looking for someone just now, and it turned out that he came here. "Go back quickly, they are looking for you."
"No rush, no rush." Baolian Deng leaned closer to Yang Jian, "Do you have mung bean cake? You said you would eat mung bean cake with me."
The Xiaotian dog jumped out, "You are lying! The master didn't tell you to eat mung bean cake with you. This is the first time the master and I have seen you." The Xiaotian dog was very unhappy, this guy stepped on his tail, it hurt so much It hurts.
Yang Jian looked at the aggrieved tears of Xiao Tianquan, squatted down and touched Xiao Tianquan's head, Xiao Tianquan was cured instantly, Baolian Lantern looked at the interaction between the master and servant, and thought a little strangely, go back by yourself If you touch Monkey King like this, will he buy mung bean cake for himself?It looks like the dog is very happy.
After comforting Xiao Tiangou, Yang Jian took out a beautifully packaged box, opened the box, and there were green pastries inside, Baolian Lantern stared at Yang Jian as he handed the box to himself.
"I don't know when it started, I started to have the habit of putting some pastries on my body all the time, is it because of you?"
The author has something to say: Yes, the Lotus Lantern has gone to the past, and while looking for memories, it is also constantly losing memory~ And in fact, this is not the original world, but a different world and a different timeline. Taishang, as a sage, noticed At one point, it just didn't come out, but Yang Jian is different!He has a sense of sight for the Lotus Lantern!As to why this cannot be said.
"What is a neighbor?" Sun Wukong scratched his head, "Don't always say something incomprehensible, okay?"
For Sun Wukong and Baolian Lantern who came to the door, the old Dragon King did not say that he refused the door, but moved in some weapons. Looking at him contemptuously, "You are looking for weapons for your monkey grandson, not for yourself, why ask so much?"
"That's right, but my old grandson also lacks a handy weapon." Sun Wukong said unhappily, "Master didn't even prepare a weapon for me when he kicked me out, so I had to find it myself. The old man is so annoying. .”
"You have the ability to call him a dead old man in front of your master." Baolian Lantern sarcastically said mercilessly. Sun Wukong glanced at him and said nothing. Well, he really didn't dare. But he is a very serious guy, if he knows that he is being scolded behind his back, he must kill himself.
The Dragon King and the Dragon Mother looked at one person and one monkey chirping, unavoidably puzzled, "Excuse me, do you have any dissatisfaction?"
"The weapon is too light!" These are the words of Monkey King
"Can I stay for dinner?" This is the question of Baolian Lantern.
The two looked at each other silently, the old Dragon King laughed, and ordered his subordinates to serve the Lotus Lantern with refreshments, while Monkey King continued to test weapons, because they were not in the same room, and the Lotus Lantern didn't know what happened when the sky fell and the ground fell. What's the matter, Baolian Deng watched Sun Wukong flying over suspiciously, picked him up and ran away, Baolian Deng blankly grasped an unfinished crab claw, listening to the roar of the old dragon king.
Pu Shisheng spat out the crab legs in his mouth, and Baolian Lantern looked at Monkey King amusedly, "What did you do, little monkey? Such a big commotion, I think the Dragon King is going crazy."
"I took a very powerful weapon. Hmph, this dishonest dragon told my old grandson that if I could pick it up, it was mine. My old grandson picked it up, but he didn't recognize it again. I ran out with the weapon, hahaha, it’s a waste of money to put such a good weapon here.”
"Wow, you can actually speak idioms." Baolian Lantern glanced back, "Hey, little monkey, how did I see that the Dragon Palace seems to have collapsed?"
"Huh?" Sun Wukong turned his head and saw the collapsed Dragon Palace. The two continued to look at each other silently, and the lotus lamp retreated silently, "Don't care about my business, you collapsed it yourself." After a while, "Forget it! Maybe it's not my grandson's fault."
"Could it be that they cut corners and materials when they built the Dragon Palace?" Baolian Lantern said teasingly, "Come on, go now, no one can prove that you did it without evidence, even if there is someone to prove it, you need physical evidence."
Sun Wukong is a guy who got into trouble and didn’t know the seriousness of the matter. The Dinghai God needle in the East China Sea was pulled out. The old dragon king worked hard for several days and nights to prevent the East China Sea from flooding. Dinghaishenzhen, this time he lost his wife and lost his army, but he was wronged, so he went to the heaven overnight, submitted a book, and cried out that Donghai's Dinghaishenzhen was pulled out by a monster monkey.
This is not over yet, Sun Wukong even went to the underworld to change the lifespan of all the monkeys and grandchildren in Huaguoshan, Baolian Deng frowned and looked at the high-spirited Monkey King, and finally couldn't hold back, "Are you stupid? little monkey."
"You say I'm stupid again!" Sun Wukong shouted unconvinced, "Where is my grandson stupid?"
"The number of life and death is determined by God. If you modify it at will like you, the Three Realms will be in chaos. You think it's too busy for Heaven not to come to you." Baolian Lantern criticized him mercilessly, "There are so many people in Heaven, you Do you still want to fight one against a hundred, or one against ten thousand?"
"Uh...is it so serious?" Sun Wukong touched his head in doubt, and then saw Baolian Lantern's eyes of "deadly stupid".
I have to say that what the Lotus Lantern said was indeed correct. Soon, there were heavenly soldiers and generals who came to capture Monkey King. Oh, it was to capture the monster monkey. Standing in the distance with those monkeys and grandchildren watching, those twinkling lights made Baolian Lantern's eyes brighten. Suddenly, he seemed to think of something. It was also sparks all over the sky, but it was a beautiful firework. Blast off, he sits on the man's shoulders, sinking into it.
etc?on the shoulder?
Baolian Lantern was deeply confused.
Thunder God and Lightning Mother were beaten back. Heavenly Court knew that this monkey was more difficult, so they changed their method and invited Sun Wukong to be an official in Heavenly Court. Baolian Lantern looked at the white-bearded grandfather, feeling a little uncomfortable in his eyes. He said in his eyes, "Are you Taibaijinxing? The one in charge of the red line of karma? Can you help me see who my red line is connected to? And that monkey, I wonder if he will be with a female monkey?" .”
"Get out of here!" Sun Wukong frowned, "Whoever my grandson is with is my grandson's freedom!"
Taibai Jinxing wiped the sweat that did not appear on the forehead, looked carefully, and after a while he let out a sigh, "This... fellow Taoist? You don't have red lines on your body, what are you? Don't talk about red lines, even family love No wires?"
"Is that so?" Baolian Deng replied indifferently, and then continued to tease Monkey King, whose monkey hairs stood on end, but he still held back and told himself silently that the guy in front of him had this temperament, no There is no need to be angry, God!Sun Wukong rushed up, Baolian Deng laughed and dodged, but refused to accept his move, Taibai Jinxing calmly hid with the monkey monkey grandson, chattering with the monkeys.
In the end, Sun Wukong went with Taibai Jinxing, and Baolian Lantern followed. When Sun Wukong was in office, Baolian Lantern disappeared in a flash. Taibai Jinxing was so scared that he ran to look for Baolian Lantern, but this Where did the guy go?Why can't I find it!Taibai Jinxing didn't even bring Sun Wukong with him, and focused on finding the missing Lotus Lantern. Knowing that the Lotus Lantern had disappeared, Monkey King laughed, and then swaggered to the place where he worked.
Putting on the imperial official robe, with two servants following behind him, Sun Wukong felt that he was very proud, until he was approached by a guy who claimed to be his boss.
Sun Wukong felt that he was a little hard to explain. At first he thought he was coming to be a high official, but he didn't expect to come in to be a servant?He has a bad temper, what else can he say?Roll up your sleeves and start fighting.
Now let's turn our perspective to the lotus lantern. The lotus lantern feels a little familiar when it arrives in the heavenly court. Walking around in the heavenly court, the lotus lantern swayed to a smoky palace. The smoke made the lotus lantern stop, and after a while, a fairy boy came out and bowed to the lotus lantern, "Good morning, my Taoist priest invites you in."
"What is this place for?" Baolian Lantern squatted down and looked at the little doll carved in powder and jade, "Who is your Daoist?"
"This is the alchemy room of the Taishang Laojun. The Taishang Laojun invited the immortals to go in." The little baby said crisply, and the lotus lamp rubbed his head, and followed him in. There was white smoke in the room, and a Taoist priest in a white robe was sitting beside him.
"My little friend stood in front of my door for a cup of tea. What's the matter?" Taishang Laojun turned his head, unexpectedly although he had white hair, he was a handsome uncle, but why did he see I seem a little surprised?
"It's okay, I'll just take a look. If you're okay, I'll leave." Baolian Deng frowned and looked around, "Have I been here before? Why are you so familiar?"
The magistrate shook his head and sighed, "This is the first time I met my little friend, I'm afraid it's an illusion, since little friend has something to do, just leave, keep going, and you will find the person you want to find."
Baolian Deng came out with a puzzled face, not knowing what the old man was doing, and asked him to come in for no reason, and then let him leave.Baolian Deng was thinking about it while walking, and then suddenly felt that it stepped on a soft thing. With a loud cry, Baolian Deng almost jumped up in shock.
"Wow! Who stepped on my tail!" A dog jumped out, staring at the lotus lantern, grinning its teeth and looking so scary, the man helped him to prevent him from falling down because of fright , Baolian Deng looked at Xiaotian Dog, "Ah, a talking dog!"
Yang Jian frowned, and asked Xiao Tiangou to come behind him, "Who is your Excellency? Why are you in this heaven?"
"Me?" Baolian Lantern laughed, "I followed the monkey. After the monkey went to work, I came to visit."
Yang Jian remembered Taibai Jinxing's uproar about looking for someone just now, and it turned out that he came here. "Go back quickly, they are looking for you."
"No rush, no rush." Baolian Deng leaned closer to Yang Jian, "Do you have mung bean cake? You said you would eat mung bean cake with me."
The Xiaotian dog jumped out, "You are lying! The master didn't tell you to eat mung bean cake with you. This is the first time the master and I have seen you." The Xiaotian dog was very unhappy, this guy stepped on his tail, it hurt so much It hurts.
Yang Jian looked at the aggrieved tears of Xiao Tianquan, squatted down and touched Xiao Tianquan's head, Xiao Tianquan was cured instantly, Baolian Lantern looked at the interaction between the master and servant, and thought a little strangely, go back by yourself If you touch Monkey King like this, will he buy mung bean cake for himself?It looks like the dog is very happy.
After comforting Xiao Tiangou, Yang Jian took out a beautifully packaged box, opened the box, and there were green pastries inside, Baolian Lantern stared at Yang Jian as he handed the box to himself.
"I don't know when it started, I started to have the habit of putting some pastries on my body all the time, is it because of you?"
The author has something to say: Yes, the Lotus Lantern has gone to the past, and while looking for memories, it is also constantly losing memory~ And in fact, this is not the original world, but a different world and a different timeline. Taishang, as a sage, noticed At one point, it just didn't come out, but Yang Jian is different!He has a sense of sight for the Lotus Lantern!As to why this cannot be said.
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