[Kuroko's Basketball] Magical Boy Dai Chihiro [Red Dai]
Chapter 10 His Royal Highness Prince of Light
…It is a fine tradition of the ABO community to carry out in-depth and serious light and shadow exchange activities.In the long-term practice, Guangda Light and Shadow insists on carrying out in-depth and serious communication activities as an important task of group building, and has formed a basic communication norm with people-oriented, adapting measures to local conditions, and advocating the spirit of contract as the main content, in order to consolidate the internal team. Unity and unity, doing a good job of material neutralization, and fighting the battle between groups have played an important role. "
Kasamatsu took a deep breath, turned the page and continued to read: "Under the new situation, the communication within the group of the former 'Generation of Miracles' is generally good. But we still need to point out that after a period of running-in, each group has also Some prominent common problems were exposed, mainly as follows: [-]...."
"Oh my god, I thought there was something going on at Vulcan's house on Christmas Eve, but I didn't expect it to be like this!" Gao Wei murmured with his head down, his dissatisfaction palpable, "What learning, what communication, I'm not bragging , I have at least two 'in-depth' exchanges with Xiaozhen every week, not to mention the moles on my body, I have a clear grasp of [beep——], there is no need to participate in this kind of study!"
"Well, you can't have any resistance, Takao-kun~~ This kind of ideological education activities are still very necessary." Himuro smiled and turned his head, "In the United States, those powerful light and shadow groups also regularly organize such exchange and learning activities , I used to dislike the loose management here in Japan, but now it seems that at least the 'Generation of Miracles' has done quite well in terms of ideological work."
"But--"
"Look at Senior Dai, who is already a senior high school candidate. He still insisted on participating even when the time was so tight, and even took notes while listening—huh?"
Did you just find out now, Himuro Tatsuya?That's right, I'm silently writing ancient prose to recite!The content of today's themed light and shadow group activity has nothing to do with the exam. How could I listen? !You must know that in the past few months, I have been fooling around with you every day, and I almost forgot my job as a college entrance examination candidate!Seeing that it is already the end of December, if you don't study again, will you not even be able to pass the night school exam?
But in the final analysis, I still have to blame the refined onion. Without it, this would not be the case——
【"Woooooooo..."
It was Akashi's birthday, and everyone decided to leave the dormitory and celebrate at Kagami's house, who lives alone, as usual.While the "Generation of Miracles" practiced their debut song and dance in the living room, our partners prepared food in the kitchen.I was peeling potatoes here, when suddenly I heard a cry from behind.Looking back, the 1.9-meter-tall Vulcan was crying in the arms of the ice room, and there was an onion on the chopping board.
"What's going on? Did you burn your eyes from cutting onions?"
"It's... and it's not..." Vulcan said with a sob, "This is a refined onion. When I sliced it, it told a story that happened between me and Tatsuya. The story aroused my guilt towards Chen Ye for so many years, so I couldn't do anything..."
Sakurai timidly raised his hand: "I'm sorry to interrupt Vulcan-san, but onions probably can't talk, let alone tell stories! Vulcan-san is probably tired of preparing dinner? Why don't you let me try? Cut this onion!"
Sakurai, whose housekeeping ability is beyond the limit, took the knife in Vulcan's hand, ran it under the tap for a while, and then walked to the chopping board: "Wetting the knife with water can effectively prevent tears from happening."
"Oh, is that so, will it be so easy for you to cut me?" The onion trembled on the chopping board, and seemed to sneer. A long list of names was read out, "Meiko Honma, Kansuzu Kamio, Nagisa Furukawa, Ayu Tsukimiya..."
Short oil, all of them are tear-inducing characters... This broken onion knows a lot...
"Wow ah ah ah ah!!!" Sure enough, before the onion finished reading, Sakurai burst into tears, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really want to chop onions, but...but Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ,mhh, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
"I'm going, I made the two elders cry. Why is this onion so evil? It's the 21st century, and there is still talk of becoming a master? I don't want to eat this!" Rolling up his sleeves and picking up the knife, Takao was eager to try, "Tell me, shredded or diced?"
"You can do whatever you want, but before that, I want to tell you a secret about Midorima Shintaro—come here, put your ears close together." The onion whispered to Takao in a gossiping manner, "One day, Midorima, who was at the bottom of the luck, went out to look for the lucky thing for the next day, and happened to see a qualified doll in a garbage can. When he was big enough to take out the doll, he fell into it The garbage//trash can, and when he was about to come out, the garbage//garbage truck came..."
"Hahahahahahahaha this is the first time I've heard of it!!!!" Onion's story was only half told, and Takao was already laughing so hard that tears flowed down——this story seemed a bit interesting to me None, "Emma laughed so hard at me, I can't see clearly, and I can't hold the knife anymore - change people and change people! Come on, Senior Dai, you try?"
"..."
Half pushed and half hit, and finally the kitchen knife came into my hand.Fully absorbing the experience and lessons of the first three people, I decided to take a pre-emptive tactic against that onion: "Listen to the onion essence, as you can see, I am a person with no dark history and little mood swings, so emotional offensive It’s useless. Even if you use the despicable method against Sakurai, I can still tell you responsibly: I think the stories of the lines of Yifuzi, Tono Mikaze, and Sawatari Mikoto are more cruel! "
Juice oozed from the skin of the onion, as if my words had shaken him a bit.
"To sum up," I took advantage of the victory to pursue, "you should obediently let me cut you up!"
"In that case, I'll just tell you a story you haven't heard before." The onion is very open-minded, it seems that it prefers to tell stories to people, "Ten years ago, a boy was born in He was born into a wealthy family. Due to the expectations and glory of the family, he was forced to learn all kinds of knowledge since he was a child, and could not enjoy a happy childhood. By chance, he got to know basketball from his mother, and since then There was some solace in his boring life. Unfortunately, when he was in the fifth grade of elementary school, his mother passed away. Since then, due to his excellence, the responsibilities on his shoulders have become heavier and heavier, and finally, under pressure , his other personality was formally formed, and replaced the previous personality and did many ruthless things..."
"Huh, your story is really boring..." I said so, but the knife in my hand couldn't fall for a long time-there are too many interesting details in this story, "But the person you mentioned , could it be—”
brush!
Suddenly, I felt an external force on my wrist, and before I could recover, the knife was already raised and dropped, splitting the onion in half.
"Phew, come and have a look when you hear the commotion here, it turns out it's just an onion..." Akashi let go of my hand holding the knife, and heaved a sigh of relief, "Can you guys tell me what happened? what happened?"
"……………………"
Being caught by a fine onion///occupied the weakness, bewitched the mind and so on, how can it be something that can be explained clearly in a short while? 】
——"I don't know as much about myself and my partner as an onion", this is the opportunity to carry out this round of exchange and learning activities.Even though I was extremely unhappy in my heart, I had to admit the correctness of this matter——Can Akashi read light novels and manga in order to understand me, and what have I done to understand Akashi?It wasn't until I heard the story told by the onion that I realized that even if I live in a dormitory and kiss every day, I actually don't know anything about Akashi!
"...These problems have seriously eroded the ideological and moral basis for the establishment of the Light and Shadow Contract, severely damaged the unity and unity within the Light and Shadow Group, seriously damaged the image of the ABO community, and even exacerbated global warming. In order to enhance cohesion, To improve combat effectiveness and alleviate the adverse effects of the phenomenon of "magician's night" around the world, we must insist on holding regular light and shadow interviews and group exchange meetings, take knowledge popularization courses and intelligence collection courses on time, and establish a sense of contract and mutual assistance , Individual freedom awareness, comprehensively improve the level of the light and shadow team in terms of ideology and physical effects, and make the ABO group the backbone of maintaining world peace!"
After reading the manuscript emotionally, Kasamatsu put the thick stack of documents on the table, and said to us earnestly: "I have to admit that, as a former member of the 'Generation of Miracles', Akashi not only has strong fighting ability, but also has a strong literary ability." ///Words////Materials///Material processing ability is also top-notch. The content of the learning materials he wrote today is very profound, and we will continue to study in depth after we go down." Looking up at the clock, Kasamatsu stood up Come on, "It's almost time now, so let's move on to the last item of today's exchange activities: watch the Christmas debut live performance of the idol group 'regalgeneration' participated by all the members of the former 'Generation of Miracles' - so what, Vulcan, This is your home, come over here and tune the TV for help! Sakurai, come over and distribute this stick for calling!"
Tsk, if it's that kind of noisy singing and dancing show, I can't continue to concentrate on reviewing!But since I came to participate in this kind of activity, I have already made a plan in my heart that "this day will definitely be abolished". I am already very content with being able to secretly learn for so long in that lengthy speech.Besides, isn't it a bit too miserable to study in such a joyous festival on Christmas Eve today?Why not take this opportunity to relax!
"Speaking of which, they really made their debut just like that..." Vulcan muttered as he fiddled with the TV, "It's been less than two weeks since they announced their debut on the rooftop that day and today's official performance!"
"Also, even a genius like the former 'Generation of Miracles' can't make a qualitative leap in singing and dancing in such a short period of time!" Himuro frowned slightly, "Atsushi probably has no problem... Bar?"
"Haha, it's okay, Himuro-senpai!" Takao smiled optimistically, "With Makoto who dances super stiffly and Aomine who sings out of tune, Murasakibara will definitely not have such a big problem!"
"...Why do I feel more uneasy after hearing Takao-san's words???"
Seeing that Sakurai was on the verge of crying again, I sighed and took over the conversation: "As far as I know, from the invitation of the top composers, arrangers, choreographers, vocal teachers, and costume designers all day long to add/ ///Meng, in the early stages of publicizing through various channels, this time the Akashi family spent a lot of money on their debut activities. Coupled with the support of the fan group, this debut performance should be a success, right? "
"But I think more people come to see their performances, not the money invested!"
"..."
Vulcan's question was so reasonable that everyone present was speechless for a while.
"It is true that in terms of the level of singing and dancing, there are many people who are better than idols, but why are idols more likely to succeed? Because the selling point of idols is not singing and dancing, but themselves. In other words, as long as they have something that people appreciate, They will have the support of their fans. That's why we're going to watch their Christmas debut performance together today - to gain a deeper understanding of their partners in the simplest and rudest way!"
We are truly worthy of being the ones with the most upright views among us. After Kasamatsu's little touch, our level of thinking has been greatly improved.
"So, in order to reflect the effect of learning, after going back today, everyone will write a [-]-word review, which will be handed over to me after the new year begins."
...This is so relaxing!I have a word starting with F that must be said!
"Ahahaha, okay, okay," Takao clapped his hands and laughed, "I///I'll just write a passionate love letter to Xiaozhen after a long time! ——Senior Himuro thinks the same way, right?"
"Five thousand characters..." Himuro looked distressed, "English is probably fine, but Japanese... I'm not good at it yet... I'm older than me, so I should be better than me in this aspect, right?"
"Hey, don't mention it!" Vulcan's expression was more distressed than Himuro's, as if he was constipated, "My Chinese scores are simply horrible..."
"Well... how about Vulcan-san writing Aomine-san?" Sakurai suggested in a soft voice, "If there is love, it may not be difficult to write—ah, sorry, sorry, I am talking too much!"
"Huh?" Vulcan's face immediately turned as red as his hair, "I wrote Qingfeng, so you wrote Heizi?!"
"Yes, I'm sorry, but if possible, I want to write Kise-san and Kuroko-san..." Sakurai's cheeks were slightly pink, "It's okay to challenge yourself occasionally, and it's okay to write a novel—sorry, I took it away Kasamatsu-senpai's partner!!!"
"It's okay." Kasamatsu waved his hand generously, "I will write about Kise from the perspective of a contract partner, and I won't conflict with you."
"Well, actually, I have always had a question." I raised my hand, interrupting their heated discussion, "Aomine and Vulcan are both Hikari, while Kise and Kuroko belong to different groups, they are dating together Is it really okay? Will the substances in the body go berserk because of intimate contact?"
"Oh, didn't Akashi never tell Senior Dai about this?" Himuro widened his only exposed eye in surprise, "The contractual relationship between light and shadow does not affect the love between ABO and self// //Yeah! As long as there is no contractual relationship, there will be no material neutralization."
"To put it simply," Takao continued, "Light and Shadow are actually colleagues. If two people are really together, it will be considered an office romance—why, Dai-senpai and Akashigo after the alternation of personalities have further developed trend?"
"Eh? I..."
Shit, how did it get involved in this matter? ? ?
“哇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!”
Suddenly, the piercing screams of tens of thousands of women came from the stereo 3D surround speakers, and a sea of colors gathered on the 45-inch 4K high-definition LED LCD TV screen.
"Shhh, the show has started! Everyone's CALL sticks and should not support sticks are all waved!"
"Oh……"
Turn the sticks into the red color that Akashi represents, and I put the fists holding ///the two rausches on the table, and shake them with the naked///eyes that can barely be observed, to show that I am doing well" Respond".And the reactions of the people around me were more or less more excited than mine: the most exaggerated one was that kid Takao, not to mention two sticks in his hands, and a circle around his head. He also yelled "Xiaozhen, Xiaozhen" and so on; the most restrained Vulcan other than me chose to hide in the corner of the coffee table, secretly waving the cheering stick whose color was adjusted to dark blue.
The audience on and off the screen were enthusiastic [? ], a huge golden trophy in the middle of the stage, like the legendary Holy Grail, began to spray out skittles. Every time a color was changed, a former "Generation of Miracles" member wearing fancy costumes stepped on Sugar waves slid from the cup onto the stage.
...Um, who came up with this weird way of appearing on the stage?It can be regarded as a "mudslide" in the idol world...
After Akashi, the captain, made his final appearance, the six members started singing and dancing while stepping on the candies that hadn’t been cleaned up——
【"WIN!!! GO!!!"】
The opening was the group's title song "regalgeneration". Although I have heard it countless times during their practice, when I actually watched them perform hard on the stage on the screen, my heart that should be as calm as water was stirred up. Layers of waves.My attention was attracted by this group of dazzling α【and an Ω】, my eyes followed their movements unconsciously, my limbs wanted to sway with the beat of the music, and the problem I wanted to complain about just now has long been covered. Forgot to cloud nine.
Damn it, Dai Qianxun, calm down!They are not beautiful girls, but a combination of stinky men and hot chickens who lie to little girls. They can't be taken away by such an existence!
...But, I always feel a little emotional...
!!!
Could it be that! ! !This is! ! !Idol! ! !charm? ? ? ! ! !
As soon as the song was over, I almost OOC applauded along with the group of guys around me.According to the arrangement, the next step should be the MC session——
The first person to say hello was Kise who has many years of modeling experience: "Good evening, little optical telescopes~~~~~"
"Hahahahahahahaha what the hell is 'Little Optical Telescope'? Is this the name of their fan support group?" Takao laughed loudly, "This is a mouthful, hahahahahahaha!!!"
But the fans at the scene didn't seem to think this was a problem. They screamed excitedly, and the decibels were enough to shatter the window glass of Vulcan's house on the screen.
"The golden sun will warm the earth, the golden wheat will bring vitality to people, and the golden me will bring happiness to everyone—Hello everyone, I am the most shining copydog Kise Ryota of 'regalgeneration'~~~SHALALALALALALA~ ~~~~~~~”
"Well, what a disgusting self-introduction..."
Kasamatsu hugged his arm, pursed his mouth in disgust.Don't talk about him, I'm sure the rest of us feel the same way as him.
"Golden Kise-kun...copydog..." Heizi on the stage rubbed his chin expressionlessly as usual, "Just call him Kise-kun Golden Retriever..."
"Ah, ah, little Heizi is too much~~~~~~~~~" Hearing this, Kise immediately hugged Heizi next to him and acted coquettishly under the eyes of everyone, which attracted many audiences in the audience A weird laugh broke out.
... Tsk, I still underestimated the influence of rotten culture...
After being let go by Kise, Heizi made a relatively normal self-introduction, but because the audience in the audience was still immersed in the death-killer just now, not many people responded to him.
This is Shadow's fate - do you think I say that?For the annoying guy, of course, he cursed loudly in his heart, "he deserves it"!
"Hi everyone, I am! @#¥%, I)*&, it is #*&..."
……
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………………
As soon as the opening song ended, Murasakihara conjured up a bunch of snacks out of nowhere and ate them crazily. Even when it was his turn to introduce himself, he was still chewing and couldn't hear what he was saying at all.
"Can't this guy swallow what's in his mouth before talking?" Vulcan frowned and couldn't help muttering, "Did the audience below hear what he was saying? A group of people are screaming after all What is it..."
"Big me!!! Don't talk if you don't understand Dun's cuteness!!!"
Himuro severely reprimanded his stepbrother, so Kagami obediently kept his mouth shut—although I don't think Kagami said anything wrong.
It should be Qingfeng's turn next, and he was holding a microphone for a long time without saying a word, and finally he said "My name is Qingfeng Dahui, please take care of me", and quickly passed the microphone to the next person.
"Tsk tsk, you usually look so stinky, why are you so cowardly when it comes to such a formal occasion? You really can't get a seat..." Himuro said angrily, "This person with no professionalism can actually be a An idol, there are still so many fans screaming for him, I really don't understand..."
"Ah, I don't understand why this is the case - but in order to get on this stage, Aomine has also worked hard. Don't you see the sweat he put in, Tatsuya?" Vulcan's emotions became agitated again Get up, "And Qingfeng is standing on the stage, at least he can sing, dance, and introduce himself. If it were you and me, I'm afraid I can't move right on the stage?"
...Oh, this is probably the tsundere version of "do you know how hard he works?" "youcanyouup" or something like that...
Love is indeed blind...
Thanks to the two of them, the atmosphere in the living room became extremely awkward.Then it's the green room's turn——
"Midorima Shintaro, height 195cm, blood type B, born on July 7th, Cancer, favorite food is adzuki bean soup, favorite motto is 'do your best and obey the destiny'." Midorima pushed his glasses pretentiously, " According to the 'Morning Divination' this morning, my luck///fortune today is-"
Midorima raised her hand exaggeratedly, drawing a semicircle in the air with her arm.
"—Green support stick!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Pfft! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"
After listening to Midorima's self-introduction, everyone [including me] in the living room couldn't help laughing.To be honest, in terms of embarrassment, Midorima is definitely not worse than Kise's, but considering that Midorima is usually such a serious person, the laughter he obtained is particularly outstanding, and it is even enough to relieve the previous stiff in the room. Air, so that the scene atmosphere of the whole event becomes lively again.
"Oh, the atmosphere today is really good..." Takao laughed and lay down on the coffee table, "Maybe 'that' will appear!"
"'That'?" Ice Room laughed a little too much, and he clasped his chest with his hands while panting, "Maybe there will be... But the distance from my home to the performance venue may be a bit... ..."
"Hey, hey, what are you talking about?" I asked suspiciously, "What the hell is 'that'?"
"'That' is soul exchange!" Finally, it was Kasamatsu who answered me, "If the spirits of light and shadow are in an extremely excited state, and even reach the same frequency, then the souls of both parties will be out of the body and into another person's body."
"Hey...is there still such an operation?"
"There has always been this kind of operation—for example, fighting," the ice room next to me said, "In the world view of the shadow, the souls of light and shadow are actually partially interchanged, otherwise there is no way Communicated in the mind, didn't it?"
"The battle is only a partial soul exchange, but what we are discussing now is a complete soul exchange." Takao continued to add, "For example, when Xiaozhen and I are having sex—ah, it's your turn Akashi, I won't bother you anymore!"
What the hell, when did Akashi become "my family"?Although I really want to complain, my eyes still unconsciously return to the screen at the fastest speed——
"You guys, raise your heads too high!"
"That guy, won't he come back again?" Hearing this familiar words, Vulcan gasped.
"The color of the pupils hasn't changed," I stared at the screen, and said to Vulcan with certainty, "It should just be—"
"So in a while I will walk among you during my solo song, don't make yourself too hard~"
"——Ordinary fan benefits..."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Unsurprisingly, Akashi's words received enthusiastic responses from the female fans present. He waved his hand to signal the audience to be quiet, and then continued emotionally, "Once upon a time, I thought victory was everything in life, but now, I think I can compete with my own Partners, everyone who supports me, and the person I love so much over the camera, I am already very happy together!"
There was another scream, and at the same time, the guys around me started booing.I was well aware of their reasons for booing, but I decided to ignore them.
Because now I-
"Then next, let us bring you a song "Six Colors of Light"!"
Just like when entering a battle, the white light stronger than the sun made me close my eyes involuntarily, and when I opened them again, there was a sea of cheering sticks in front of my eyes—it seemed that I came to the scene of the show It's over.
...Although the frequency is in tune with Akashi, I am really not happy about the soul swap at this juncture.
...But there is no way, now I can only bite the bullet...
Taking a step forward, I ran towards the center of the stage...
Kasamatsu took a deep breath, turned the page and continued to read: "Under the new situation, the communication within the group of the former 'Generation of Miracles' is generally good. But we still need to point out that after a period of running-in, each group has also Some prominent common problems were exposed, mainly as follows: [-]...."
"Oh my god, I thought there was something going on at Vulcan's house on Christmas Eve, but I didn't expect it to be like this!" Gao Wei murmured with his head down, his dissatisfaction palpable, "What learning, what communication, I'm not bragging , I have at least two 'in-depth' exchanges with Xiaozhen every week, not to mention the moles on my body, I have a clear grasp of [beep——], there is no need to participate in this kind of study!"
"Well, you can't have any resistance, Takao-kun~~ This kind of ideological education activities are still very necessary." Himuro smiled and turned his head, "In the United States, those powerful light and shadow groups also regularly organize such exchange and learning activities , I used to dislike the loose management here in Japan, but now it seems that at least the 'Generation of Miracles' has done quite well in terms of ideological work."
"But--"
"Look at Senior Dai, who is already a senior high school candidate. He still insisted on participating even when the time was so tight, and even took notes while listening—huh?"
Did you just find out now, Himuro Tatsuya?That's right, I'm silently writing ancient prose to recite!The content of today's themed light and shadow group activity has nothing to do with the exam. How could I listen? !You must know that in the past few months, I have been fooling around with you every day, and I almost forgot my job as a college entrance examination candidate!Seeing that it is already the end of December, if you don't study again, will you not even be able to pass the night school exam?
But in the final analysis, I still have to blame the refined onion. Without it, this would not be the case——
【"Woooooooo..."
It was Akashi's birthday, and everyone decided to leave the dormitory and celebrate at Kagami's house, who lives alone, as usual.While the "Generation of Miracles" practiced their debut song and dance in the living room, our partners prepared food in the kitchen.I was peeling potatoes here, when suddenly I heard a cry from behind.Looking back, the 1.9-meter-tall Vulcan was crying in the arms of the ice room, and there was an onion on the chopping board.
"What's going on? Did you burn your eyes from cutting onions?"
"It's... and it's not..." Vulcan said with a sob, "This is a refined onion. When I sliced it, it told a story that happened between me and Tatsuya. The story aroused my guilt towards Chen Ye for so many years, so I couldn't do anything..."
Sakurai timidly raised his hand: "I'm sorry to interrupt Vulcan-san, but onions probably can't talk, let alone tell stories! Vulcan-san is probably tired of preparing dinner? Why don't you let me try? Cut this onion!"
Sakurai, whose housekeeping ability is beyond the limit, took the knife in Vulcan's hand, ran it under the tap for a while, and then walked to the chopping board: "Wetting the knife with water can effectively prevent tears from happening."
"Oh, is that so, will it be so easy for you to cut me?" The onion trembled on the chopping board, and seemed to sneer. A long list of names was read out, "Meiko Honma, Kansuzu Kamio, Nagisa Furukawa, Ayu Tsukimiya..."
Short oil, all of them are tear-inducing characters... This broken onion knows a lot...
"Wow ah ah ah ah!!!" Sure enough, before the onion finished reading, Sakurai burst into tears, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really want to chop onions, but...but Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ,mhh, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
"I'm going, I made the two elders cry. Why is this onion so evil? It's the 21st century, and there is still talk of becoming a master? I don't want to eat this!" Rolling up his sleeves and picking up the knife, Takao was eager to try, "Tell me, shredded or diced?"
"You can do whatever you want, but before that, I want to tell you a secret about Midorima Shintaro—come here, put your ears close together." The onion whispered to Takao in a gossiping manner, "One day, Midorima, who was at the bottom of the luck, went out to look for the lucky thing for the next day, and happened to see a qualified doll in a garbage can. When he was big enough to take out the doll, he fell into it The garbage//trash can, and when he was about to come out, the garbage//garbage truck came..."
"Hahahahahahahaha this is the first time I've heard of it!!!!" Onion's story was only half told, and Takao was already laughing so hard that tears flowed down——this story seemed a bit interesting to me None, "Emma laughed so hard at me, I can't see clearly, and I can't hold the knife anymore - change people and change people! Come on, Senior Dai, you try?"
"..."
Half pushed and half hit, and finally the kitchen knife came into my hand.Fully absorbing the experience and lessons of the first three people, I decided to take a pre-emptive tactic against that onion: "Listen to the onion essence, as you can see, I am a person with no dark history and little mood swings, so emotional offensive It’s useless. Even if you use the despicable method against Sakurai, I can still tell you responsibly: I think the stories of the lines of Yifuzi, Tono Mikaze, and Sawatari Mikoto are more cruel! "
Juice oozed from the skin of the onion, as if my words had shaken him a bit.
"To sum up," I took advantage of the victory to pursue, "you should obediently let me cut you up!"
"In that case, I'll just tell you a story you haven't heard before." The onion is very open-minded, it seems that it prefers to tell stories to people, "Ten years ago, a boy was born in He was born into a wealthy family. Due to the expectations and glory of the family, he was forced to learn all kinds of knowledge since he was a child, and could not enjoy a happy childhood. By chance, he got to know basketball from his mother, and since then There was some solace in his boring life. Unfortunately, when he was in the fifth grade of elementary school, his mother passed away. Since then, due to his excellence, the responsibilities on his shoulders have become heavier and heavier, and finally, under pressure , his other personality was formally formed, and replaced the previous personality and did many ruthless things..."
"Huh, your story is really boring..." I said so, but the knife in my hand couldn't fall for a long time-there are too many interesting details in this story, "But the person you mentioned , could it be—”
brush!
Suddenly, I felt an external force on my wrist, and before I could recover, the knife was already raised and dropped, splitting the onion in half.
"Phew, come and have a look when you hear the commotion here, it turns out it's just an onion..." Akashi let go of my hand holding the knife, and heaved a sigh of relief, "Can you guys tell me what happened? what happened?"
"……………………"
Being caught by a fine onion///occupied the weakness, bewitched the mind and so on, how can it be something that can be explained clearly in a short while? 】
——"I don't know as much about myself and my partner as an onion", this is the opportunity to carry out this round of exchange and learning activities.Even though I was extremely unhappy in my heart, I had to admit the correctness of this matter——Can Akashi read light novels and manga in order to understand me, and what have I done to understand Akashi?It wasn't until I heard the story told by the onion that I realized that even if I live in a dormitory and kiss every day, I actually don't know anything about Akashi!
"...These problems have seriously eroded the ideological and moral basis for the establishment of the Light and Shadow Contract, severely damaged the unity and unity within the Light and Shadow Group, seriously damaged the image of the ABO community, and even exacerbated global warming. In order to enhance cohesion, To improve combat effectiveness and alleviate the adverse effects of the phenomenon of "magician's night" around the world, we must insist on holding regular light and shadow interviews and group exchange meetings, take knowledge popularization courses and intelligence collection courses on time, and establish a sense of contract and mutual assistance , Individual freedom awareness, comprehensively improve the level of the light and shadow team in terms of ideology and physical effects, and make the ABO group the backbone of maintaining world peace!"
After reading the manuscript emotionally, Kasamatsu put the thick stack of documents on the table, and said to us earnestly: "I have to admit that, as a former member of the 'Generation of Miracles', Akashi not only has strong fighting ability, but also has a strong literary ability." ///Words////Materials///Material processing ability is also top-notch. The content of the learning materials he wrote today is very profound, and we will continue to study in depth after we go down." Looking up at the clock, Kasamatsu stood up Come on, "It's almost time now, so let's move on to the last item of today's exchange activities: watch the Christmas debut live performance of the idol group 'regalgeneration' participated by all the members of the former 'Generation of Miracles' - so what, Vulcan, This is your home, come over here and tune the TV for help! Sakurai, come over and distribute this stick for calling!"
Tsk, if it's that kind of noisy singing and dancing show, I can't continue to concentrate on reviewing!But since I came to participate in this kind of activity, I have already made a plan in my heart that "this day will definitely be abolished". I am already very content with being able to secretly learn for so long in that lengthy speech.Besides, isn't it a bit too miserable to study in such a joyous festival on Christmas Eve today?Why not take this opportunity to relax!
"Speaking of which, they really made their debut just like that..." Vulcan muttered as he fiddled with the TV, "It's been less than two weeks since they announced their debut on the rooftop that day and today's official performance!"
"Also, even a genius like the former 'Generation of Miracles' can't make a qualitative leap in singing and dancing in such a short period of time!" Himuro frowned slightly, "Atsushi probably has no problem... Bar?"
"Haha, it's okay, Himuro-senpai!" Takao smiled optimistically, "With Makoto who dances super stiffly and Aomine who sings out of tune, Murasakibara will definitely not have such a big problem!"
"...Why do I feel more uneasy after hearing Takao-san's words???"
Seeing that Sakurai was on the verge of crying again, I sighed and took over the conversation: "As far as I know, from the invitation of the top composers, arrangers, choreographers, vocal teachers, and costume designers all day long to add/ ///Meng, in the early stages of publicizing through various channels, this time the Akashi family spent a lot of money on their debut activities. Coupled with the support of the fan group, this debut performance should be a success, right? "
"But I think more people come to see their performances, not the money invested!"
"..."
Vulcan's question was so reasonable that everyone present was speechless for a while.
"It is true that in terms of the level of singing and dancing, there are many people who are better than idols, but why are idols more likely to succeed? Because the selling point of idols is not singing and dancing, but themselves. In other words, as long as they have something that people appreciate, They will have the support of their fans. That's why we're going to watch their Christmas debut performance together today - to gain a deeper understanding of their partners in the simplest and rudest way!"
We are truly worthy of being the ones with the most upright views among us. After Kasamatsu's little touch, our level of thinking has been greatly improved.
"So, in order to reflect the effect of learning, after going back today, everyone will write a [-]-word review, which will be handed over to me after the new year begins."
...This is so relaxing!I have a word starting with F that must be said!
"Ahahaha, okay, okay," Takao clapped his hands and laughed, "I///I'll just write a passionate love letter to Xiaozhen after a long time! ——Senior Himuro thinks the same way, right?"
"Five thousand characters..." Himuro looked distressed, "English is probably fine, but Japanese... I'm not good at it yet... I'm older than me, so I should be better than me in this aspect, right?"
"Hey, don't mention it!" Vulcan's expression was more distressed than Himuro's, as if he was constipated, "My Chinese scores are simply horrible..."
"Well... how about Vulcan-san writing Aomine-san?" Sakurai suggested in a soft voice, "If there is love, it may not be difficult to write—ah, sorry, sorry, I am talking too much!"
"Huh?" Vulcan's face immediately turned as red as his hair, "I wrote Qingfeng, so you wrote Heizi?!"
"Yes, I'm sorry, but if possible, I want to write Kise-san and Kuroko-san..." Sakurai's cheeks were slightly pink, "It's okay to challenge yourself occasionally, and it's okay to write a novel—sorry, I took it away Kasamatsu-senpai's partner!!!"
"It's okay." Kasamatsu waved his hand generously, "I will write about Kise from the perspective of a contract partner, and I won't conflict with you."
"Well, actually, I have always had a question." I raised my hand, interrupting their heated discussion, "Aomine and Vulcan are both Hikari, while Kise and Kuroko belong to different groups, they are dating together Is it really okay? Will the substances in the body go berserk because of intimate contact?"
"Oh, didn't Akashi never tell Senior Dai about this?" Himuro widened his only exposed eye in surprise, "The contractual relationship between light and shadow does not affect the love between ABO and self// //Yeah! As long as there is no contractual relationship, there will be no material neutralization."
"To put it simply," Takao continued, "Light and Shadow are actually colleagues. If two people are really together, it will be considered an office romance—why, Dai-senpai and Akashigo after the alternation of personalities have further developed trend?"
"Eh? I..."
Shit, how did it get involved in this matter? ? ?
“哇啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!”
Suddenly, the piercing screams of tens of thousands of women came from the stereo 3D surround speakers, and a sea of colors gathered on the 45-inch 4K high-definition LED LCD TV screen.
"Shhh, the show has started! Everyone's CALL sticks and should not support sticks are all waved!"
"Oh……"
Turn the sticks into the red color that Akashi represents, and I put the fists holding ///the two rausches on the table, and shake them with the naked///eyes that can barely be observed, to show that I am doing well" Respond".And the reactions of the people around me were more or less more excited than mine: the most exaggerated one was that kid Takao, not to mention two sticks in his hands, and a circle around his head. He also yelled "Xiaozhen, Xiaozhen" and so on; the most restrained Vulcan other than me chose to hide in the corner of the coffee table, secretly waving the cheering stick whose color was adjusted to dark blue.
The audience on and off the screen were enthusiastic [? ], a huge golden trophy in the middle of the stage, like the legendary Holy Grail, began to spray out skittles. Every time a color was changed, a former "Generation of Miracles" member wearing fancy costumes stepped on Sugar waves slid from the cup onto the stage.
...Um, who came up with this weird way of appearing on the stage?It can be regarded as a "mudslide" in the idol world...
After Akashi, the captain, made his final appearance, the six members started singing and dancing while stepping on the candies that hadn’t been cleaned up——
【"WIN!!! GO!!!"】
The opening was the group's title song "regalgeneration". Although I have heard it countless times during their practice, when I actually watched them perform hard on the stage on the screen, my heart that should be as calm as water was stirred up. Layers of waves.My attention was attracted by this group of dazzling α【and an Ω】, my eyes followed their movements unconsciously, my limbs wanted to sway with the beat of the music, and the problem I wanted to complain about just now has long been covered. Forgot to cloud nine.
Damn it, Dai Qianxun, calm down!They are not beautiful girls, but a combination of stinky men and hot chickens who lie to little girls. They can't be taken away by such an existence!
...But, I always feel a little emotional...
!!!
Could it be that! ! !This is! ! !Idol! ! !charm? ? ? ! ! !
As soon as the song was over, I almost OOC applauded along with the group of guys around me.According to the arrangement, the next step should be the MC session——
The first person to say hello was Kise who has many years of modeling experience: "Good evening, little optical telescopes~~~~~"
"Hahahahahahahaha what the hell is 'Little Optical Telescope'? Is this the name of their fan support group?" Takao laughed loudly, "This is a mouthful, hahahahahahaha!!!"
But the fans at the scene didn't seem to think this was a problem. They screamed excitedly, and the decibels were enough to shatter the window glass of Vulcan's house on the screen.
"The golden sun will warm the earth, the golden wheat will bring vitality to people, and the golden me will bring happiness to everyone—Hello everyone, I am the most shining copydog Kise Ryota of 'regalgeneration'~~~SHALALALALALALA~ ~~~~~~~”
"Well, what a disgusting self-introduction..."
Kasamatsu hugged his arm, pursed his mouth in disgust.Don't talk about him, I'm sure the rest of us feel the same way as him.
"Golden Kise-kun...copydog..." Heizi on the stage rubbed his chin expressionlessly as usual, "Just call him Kise-kun Golden Retriever..."
"Ah, ah, little Heizi is too much~~~~~~~~~" Hearing this, Kise immediately hugged Heizi next to him and acted coquettishly under the eyes of everyone, which attracted many audiences in the audience A weird laugh broke out.
... Tsk, I still underestimated the influence of rotten culture...
After being let go by Kise, Heizi made a relatively normal self-introduction, but because the audience in the audience was still immersed in the death-killer just now, not many people responded to him.
This is Shadow's fate - do you think I say that?For the annoying guy, of course, he cursed loudly in his heart, "he deserves it"!
"Hi everyone, I am! @#¥%, I)*&, it is #*&..."
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…………
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As soon as the opening song ended, Murasakihara conjured up a bunch of snacks out of nowhere and ate them crazily. Even when it was his turn to introduce himself, he was still chewing and couldn't hear what he was saying at all.
"Can't this guy swallow what's in his mouth before talking?" Vulcan frowned and couldn't help muttering, "Did the audience below hear what he was saying? A group of people are screaming after all What is it..."
"Big me!!! Don't talk if you don't understand Dun's cuteness!!!"
Himuro severely reprimanded his stepbrother, so Kagami obediently kept his mouth shut—although I don't think Kagami said anything wrong.
It should be Qingfeng's turn next, and he was holding a microphone for a long time without saying a word, and finally he said "My name is Qingfeng Dahui, please take care of me", and quickly passed the microphone to the next person.
"Tsk tsk, you usually look so stinky, why are you so cowardly when it comes to such a formal occasion? You really can't get a seat..." Himuro said angrily, "This person with no professionalism can actually be a An idol, there are still so many fans screaming for him, I really don't understand..."
"Ah, I don't understand why this is the case - but in order to get on this stage, Aomine has also worked hard. Don't you see the sweat he put in, Tatsuya?" Vulcan's emotions became agitated again Get up, "And Qingfeng is standing on the stage, at least he can sing, dance, and introduce himself. If it were you and me, I'm afraid I can't move right on the stage?"
...Oh, this is probably the tsundere version of "do you know how hard he works?" "youcanyouup" or something like that...
Love is indeed blind...
Thanks to the two of them, the atmosphere in the living room became extremely awkward.Then it's the green room's turn——
"Midorima Shintaro, height 195cm, blood type B, born on July 7th, Cancer, favorite food is adzuki bean soup, favorite motto is 'do your best and obey the destiny'." Midorima pushed his glasses pretentiously, " According to the 'Morning Divination' this morning, my luck///fortune today is-"
Midorima raised her hand exaggeratedly, drawing a semicircle in the air with her arm.
"—Green support stick!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Pfft! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"
After listening to Midorima's self-introduction, everyone [including me] in the living room couldn't help laughing.To be honest, in terms of embarrassment, Midorima is definitely not worse than Kise's, but considering that Midorima is usually such a serious person, the laughter he obtained is particularly outstanding, and it is even enough to relieve the previous stiff in the room. Air, so that the scene atmosphere of the whole event becomes lively again.
"Oh, the atmosphere today is really good..." Takao laughed and lay down on the coffee table, "Maybe 'that' will appear!"
"'That'?" Ice Room laughed a little too much, and he clasped his chest with his hands while panting, "Maybe there will be... But the distance from my home to the performance venue may be a bit... ..."
"Hey, hey, what are you talking about?" I asked suspiciously, "What the hell is 'that'?"
"'That' is soul exchange!" Finally, it was Kasamatsu who answered me, "If the spirits of light and shadow are in an extremely excited state, and even reach the same frequency, then the souls of both parties will be out of the body and into another person's body."
"Hey...is there still such an operation?"
"There has always been this kind of operation—for example, fighting," the ice room next to me said, "In the world view of the shadow, the souls of light and shadow are actually partially interchanged, otherwise there is no way Communicated in the mind, didn't it?"
"The battle is only a partial soul exchange, but what we are discussing now is a complete soul exchange." Takao continued to add, "For example, when Xiaozhen and I are having sex—ah, it's your turn Akashi, I won't bother you anymore!"
What the hell, when did Akashi become "my family"?Although I really want to complain, my eyes still unconsciously return to the screen at the fastest speed——
"You guys, raise your heads too high!"
"That guy, won't he come back again?" Hearing this familiar words, Vulcan gasped.
"The color of the pupils hasn't changed," I stared at the screen, and said to Vulcan with certainty, "It should just be—"
"So in a while I will walk among you during my solo song, don't make yourself too hard~"
"——Ordinary fan benefits..."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Unsurprisingly, Akashi's words received enthusiastic responses from the female fans present. He waved his hand to signal the audience to be quiet, and then continued emotionally, "Once upon a time, I thought victory was everything in life, but now, I think I can compete with my own Partners, everyone who supports me, and the person I love so much over the camera, I am already very happy together!"
There was another scream, and at the same time, the guys around me started booing.I was well aware of their reasons for booing, but I decided to ignore them.
Because now I-
"Then next, let us bring you a song "Six Colors of Light"!"
Just like when entering a battle, the white light stronger than the sun made me close my eyes involuntarily, and when I opened them again, there was a sea of cheering sticks in front of my eyes—it seemed that I came to the scene of the show It's over.
...Although the frequency is in tune with Akashi, I am really not happy about the soul swap at this juncture.
...But there is no way, now I can only bite the bullet...
Taking a step forward, I ran towards the center of the stage...
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