[Kuroko's Basketball] Magical Boy Dai Chihiro [Red Dai]

I believe that no one will hate the first day of every month-sometimes people look forward to this day even more than the new year, because it usually breeds more tangible new hope, the upcoming salary (for my student party It should be pocket money) can let us temporarily get rid of the dilemma of eating soil, and the traffic arriving on time to the account gives us the courage to open the video APP without WIFI; if this day happens to be a holiday, then our mood will be more comfortable; and if this beautiful It's really wonderful that there are other important meanings to people's day.

And now, I am waiting for the arrival of the 1st of X.

Finally, the time jumped to 00:00.

"From today onwards, you can be open and aboveboard..."

I jumped for joy in the depths of my heart. I put my phone on the bed, closed my eyes and prepared to fall asleep—I don’t know why, but I’m sleepy tonight, who can stay up all night and watch late-night animations. But it’s also good to have a healthy routine once in a while. Anyway, after the college entrance examination, every day is like a holiday, and it’s not bad if there is anything I want to do...

Then, I woke up in the cold.

When I opened my eyes, I found that I was not in the warm bed of the dormitory, but lying in a garbage dump in a back alley, wearing a medieval-style costume that I don’t know who changed for me, in front of me There are also a lot of video equipment such as cameras and microphones pointed at me.

"What the hell is this..."

I sat up a little bit, and the cameras (at least 5) followed my movements. At this moment, I noticed an envelope on my stomach. The fancy printing reminded me of what I saw on TV before. The so-called "variety show" I have seen, and I opened it to check the contents of the letter, it is also a vulgar secondary routine——

[O brave hero,

I am a princess from an unknown small country in Asia. For one reason or another, I was kidnapped by aliens. They decided to use a rocket to send me to their spaceship in outer space.Please be sure to arrive at Tanegashima before sunset tonight and rescue me from the clutches of aliens.After the matter is completed, my father, king and mother will be grateful!

love you princess]

"Who wrote this nonsense//bad thing?" I threw the letter into the garbage///garbage pile under me, patted the ashes on my body and stood up, "Let's not talk about the princess, this alien uses What the hell is it that Earth’s rockets sent people to their spaceships? Under normal circumstances, shouldn’t they be sucked away? Are their brains eaten by pigs? It seems that it is not far from the Black and Blue High School, so I hurried back and changed out of this shameful clothes..."

"Wait a minute!"

I heard a crisp female voice, and a pink figure broke through the iron wall formed by the cameraman and came to me: "Hello Senior Dai, I am a member of the Black and Blue High School Broadcasting Department, and I am also the producer of this reality show." Momoi Wuyue, you can call me Momoi or Tao P. It’s really rude to invite you to record the program without prior notice, but I believe that during the filming process of the next day, Senior Dai will definitely slow down with everyone. Get to know each other slowly!"

"'The next filming'? Who told you that I'm going to continue? Can you please find a professional artist to film? I'm just an ordinary high school student, please let this matter go?"

"Hmm... Omega's senior Dai really doesn't seem like the best candidate for this kind of show, but someone spent a lot of money to invite you to come, we are helpless..."

"...You can just say that Akashi guy named you?" I probably figured out the situation, and I rubbed my temples depressedly, "Well, Momoi, right? Let me discuss it with you, your side The filming of the film will be suspended first, I will discuss it with Akashi now—"

"How to discuss it?" This beautiful girl with huge //// breasts blinked, "Senior Dai's mobile phone and wallet have been confiscated~~"

"!"

"And the person who spent a lot of money also said that we can take all means to ensure that you can complete the shooting task--as for how far we will go, I suggest that Senior Dai should not seek challenges~~" Momoi turned around playfully The waist-length pink hair swept across my face, "I can't help it, this is a world where you can do whatever you want with money."

"..."

Knowing that I couldn't escape this ridiculous fate, I took a deep breath, pulled /// my sword from my waist, and walked out of the garbage /// dump.

"Ah, something like this happened to the princess." Well, my current tone is probably what people often say "good reading", "I must set off to Tanegashima immediately to rescue her."

That is to say, Tanegashima is in Kagoshima, which is in Kyushu. Now I don’t have a mobile phone or a wallet. Do feelings want me to measure this distance with my feet?

"Then we can start the first session." Momoi greeted a staff member, "Let them come out."

"The first link?"

Hearing the sound of creaking and creaking in the distance, I quickened my pace and walked to the entrance of the alley, only to see Takao whimpering and rushing towards me on a scooter. He squeezed the brakes and parked the car steadily. in front of me.

"Hey, isn't this Senior Dai? What a coincidence, I met you here!" Also acting, Takao's acting skills are much more natural than mine, "Oh, look at your body, could it be that you were chosen to be the one who saved the princess? Someone? Come, come, get on the train! I'll take you to the station!"

"I don't agree!" Midorima, who was sitting on the cart, raised her face, "You are taking me to an antique shop to buy tomorrow's lucky///transport, why do you have to go around to the station?"

"True!"

"Ah, since you have other itineraries, let's forget it." I took the opportunity to resign, "And you can take the two by yourself faster than I can walk, right?"

"Senior Dai!" Momoi Liu raised her eyebrows on one side and mouthed to remind me, "Cooperate! Cooperate!"

"Okay..." I sighed and turned to Midorima, "I'm in a hurry now, so I really need to take this scooter, please forgive me."

"Hmph, if you insist on sitting, then I'll make a little concession." Midorima pushed his glasses, "Give me three punches, as long as you beat me once, I'll let you sit."

"it is good."

However, after three guesses with him, I lost all of them.

"So I still—"

"Kakaka!" Momoi came up angrily, "Hey, little Lulu, this is different from what we agreed on! Didn't we say that Senior Dai would win at least once?"

Ok?

"It's not my problem. I can only blame Senior Dai for her bad luck." Midorima explained with a straight face, "After all, Aries unexpectedly has the lowest luck today, and I can't even let it go."

"Little Lulu~~~~" Momoi smiled like a flower, "As far as I know, you and Takao-kun like missionary sh the most—"

"I, I, I know, I'll let him win—please re-record that part just now..." Midorima wiped the sweat from his forehead with a pale face, turned his head and said to me, "Well, Dai Senior, I will punch in the order of rock, scissors, and paper, and you can win once or twice depending on the situation."

"……it is good."

If I don’t understand this, I’m really a fool///. I weighed the pros and cons in my heart, and finally got on the scooter with one loss, one draw and one win.

"Let me say," seeing that the cameramen temporarily stopped filming, I asked Midorima, "You and Momoi, did you know each other before?"

"It's not just acquaintances, we've known each other for several years." Midorima sighed, "As a β with all the potential of α, although she can't join our light and shadow team, she has been providing data and information for our 'generation of miracles' Momoi's support, and even to some extent, the 'Generation of Miracles' can become a 'miracle' and become famous, Momoi has played a certain role."

"So... she is very powerful?"

"Well... so I give you a piece of advice," Midorima put his hands on my shoulders, frowning, "Never, absolutely, never offend her."

"!"

Thinking about what Tao P almost said before, Midorima doesn't seem to be lying to me.My scalp started to tingle at the thought of at least 10 more hours before I could escape from her clutches.

"Okay, passengers, the tram stop is here~~~" Takao imitated the voice in the bus system to announce the stop, and it seemed that he really enjoyed it, "Passengers who want to get off, please take your belongings and go from Jump off the car, be careful not to sprain your feet~~"

"Shall I take the tram to the airport...but I don't have money to buy a ticket right now."

"About this, Senior Dai, don't worry!" Momoi handed me a ticket, "Our crew has already prepared your ticket~~"

"Thanks--"

"But according to the results of the boxing game between Senior Dai and Xiao Lulu just now, you only won once, so after conversion, this ticket only covers 1/3 of the journey to the airport." Momoi said to me with a smile, "As for the remaining 2/3 of the journey, Senior Dai please find a way~~"

"Fu—" I swallowed the rest of the curse forcibly, and I tried to calm myself down, "With all due respect, if you spare no effort to find fault with me, are you really afraid that I won't be able to make it to Tanegashima before sunset?"

"Oh, you don't have to worry about this issue, Senior Dai," Momoi waved his hand, "All the obstacles are just to enhance the effect of the show. If we really can't send you to Tanegashima, we will be even more troubled..."

"Ha ha……"

Variety shows are indeed a new level in the development of human's boring entertainment needs...

After sitting on the tram for nearly 20 minutes, I was "bombed" out of the station surrounded by lights, cameras, recordings and other equipment. Before I had time to express my helplessness, a familiar figure "coincidentally" appeared in front of me——

"Wow, Senior Dai, what a coincidence~~ Did you also come to see my performance?"

"show?"

"As we all know, my level is absolutely outstanding in the entire 'regalgeneration', so I plan to go solo. But my agency didn't agree with my approach, so I made a bet with them: If I can be on the road show today It has attracted more than 3 viewers in total, and I can fly solo as I wish."

"Oh? Then I wish you luck, I'll..."

"Senior Dai also stay to watch~~ It won't be long, because I have to go to the airport to catch a plane after the performance."

"Oh, you're going to the airport later..." Well, this is the NPC, "Ask your old driver to take me!"

"Yes~~ But as a reward," Kise extended a hand to me, and announced into the microphone with a singing tone, "Senior Dai also wants to be an idol with me!"

……

…………

………………

"...W-how? Surprised or surprised, is it unexpected~~~~~"

Can I say that after I learned about the shitty nature of this show, I knew it was going to be this way as soon as I saw your face?

"Ahem, all in all, let's start the special training as an idol!" Kise coughed in embarrassment, and then turned into a senior in the entertainment industry with a sullen face, "There are two main aspects of being an idol, one is the innate condition, and In terms of height and appearance, α really has the upper hand in this matter, but as Ω, Senior Dai is also... quite temperamental, haha..."

...Sounds of temperament or something, it is usually said when there is nothing to praise, I understand, I understand...

"On the other hand, it is the hard work of the day after tomorrow. Although you don't need to be as professional as a singer or actor to become an idol, you must develop comprehensively in vocal music, dance, and performance. Now let's spend half an hour with a little special Let's train it!"

"Half an hour? Are you serious?" I frowned, "I can't figure out any aspect of the above in half an hour, right?!"

"Deducting the time for dressing up, to be precise, the time left for seniors is less than half an hour, so we must try our best to focus on the key points!" Kise lowered his voice mysteriously, "Like vocal music and performances, we can thoroughly No matter—for the song, I found a Aisaka-san who has a voice very similar to yours to record it for you yesterday, and the microphone will be half turned on when the time comes; for the performance, girls these days also like the cold type..."

"Oh, that means I can lip-sync and have facial paralysis?"

"Shh! Senior Dai!!!——Ah, Xiaotao got stuck in this trouble just now." Huang Lai panicked and covered my mouth with his hand, "So senior Dai, let's use this half an hour to suddenly practice dancing alright."

"Forehead………………"

"The dance steps are very simple, seniors have to believe in themselves!"

After half an hour—

"How's it going?"

Kise turned his head, and the eight neatly exposed teeth reflected the sun's rays, making them look very dazzling.

"Yes—it's no wonder."

Panting heavily, I sat down on a corner of the simple stage, relying on my ability to play, I think my physical strength will be better than most otaku, but facing this kind of trouble is much more troublesome than calling Ai Shulu Dance, I really have no choice: "It's impossible to learn such a complicated dance step in half an hour."

"Really? Obviously, I learned it at a glance."

"...I don't have a perfect copy..."

Kise sighed in disappointment, then stood on tiptoe and shouted at the back of the pile of recording equipment with all his strength: "Xiao Tao!!!!"

"I know, I know, I'm also trying to find a way!" Momoi hung up the phone, and with great momentum, the film crew rushed forward, "But Xiao Huang, I'm just a producer, not Doraemon A Meng! Something happened that may lead to a broadcast accident, you should also review yourself first!"

"Huh???? But I—"

"Senior Dai, time is of the essence, so I'll make a long story short." Tao P rushed directly in front of me, "How much do you remember of the actions just now?"

"Um...half?"

"What about the radio exercises I did during summer vacation when I was young?"

"Probably remember a little bit..."

"Then getting together is almost a meeting!"

"What????????"

Ignoring Kise, who was so surprised that he couldn't even close his jaw, Momoi put his hand behind my back: "So in order not to delay the next schedule, please start your performance now! —— MUSIC!"

The music sounded, and I was pushed to the center of the stage, so I had to bite the bullet and twist my body indiscriminately in accordance with the rhythm. In order not to make my movements look too inconsistent, I sometimes even forgot to lip-sync.At the end of the song, some audience members were actually attracted by us——

"Wow, that silver-haired little brother sings really well!"

"Although his dance moves look casual, but he dances so effortlessly and naturally, he doesn't look at all like the slut///yanbae////good-for-nothing next to him..."

"Ah, his indifferent and independent expression makes me want to GC! Sure enough, the one who forbids//desire is the best!"

"Not to mention anything else, just his dull eyes can stun me hundreds of times!!!"

"I have to say that this is the first time I've seen this type of idol, and it feels very good... As for the golden retriever next to it... well, it's hard to describe..."

???

what's the situation? ? ?

These audiences...

"...the taste is a bit... unique..." Changing clothes in the middle, my side has already finished dressing, but Kise still sat there with his face upturned and didn't move for a long time.

"Hey, Kise, hurry up." Seeing the staff looked embarrassed, I couldn't help urging them, "The audience is still waiting outside."

"Oh, senior Dai, let's go first..." Kise raised his head listlessly, "Anyway, those audiences are here to see you, aren't they?"

"...do you know what you're talking about?"

"Of course~~ I'm 16 years old~~" Huang Lai dragged the end of the sound, I don't know if it was intentional, "Just in the first half of the game, I have already fully weighed how much I weigh. I won’t mention the arrogance and arrogance of flying solo anymore... Sigh, the show business circle is really more complicated than I imagined—a plain-looking person with no acting skills can do it all. Cannons become popular, what is the meaning of our idols in the traditional sense?"

Oh, that's right.

So young people are really troublesome...

"I say you!" I took a step towards Kise, and several cameras followed up keenly, "Just stop acting for such a trivial matter, what kind of idol, what kind of senior, what kind of professional are you!"

"Senior Dai..."

"It's true that there are quite a few people who call me, but it doesn't mean that you don't have an audience. If you don't show up, your fans are so pitiful—not to mention that I just came to record a show and immediately fade out of the entertainment industry. People who don't pose a threat to your status at all, what do you have to be afraid of?"

"I……"

Kise looked away, lowered his head, and his body trembled slightly——Yoxi, he was shaken, my idol fans finally paid off, and the well-known routines finally came in handy.

"Aside from these things," I chased after the victory, "Is it worthy of your dream if you do this?"

"Eh?!" Hearing these words, Kise raised his head abruptly, "Does Senior Dai know about my dream?"

"Huh?! I don't know, I just said it casually—no, I mean," I coughed awkwardly, "You have such long eyeliner and such bright eyes, you can tell you are someone with dreams!"

"Dai, Senior Dai!!!"

After hearing this, Huang Lai sniffed, then rushed over and hugged me, making me almost breathless - if this was Heizi, he would have died long ago - then, he began to sob and cry, but What was said, I really couldn't hear clearly.

"Okay, don't cry, if you keep crying, your makeup will be stained and your eyeliner will get dizzy." And my costume will also have to be scrapped, "Clean up and go on stage!"

"Um……"

Kise nodded obediently, changed clothes quickly, and walked onto the stage with me.However, the audience was chaotic, with a bunch of women wrestling together. If they hadn't heard words like "Chihiro is the best" and "Do you know how hard Kise-kun works?", I would have thought it was someone The local council is in session.

"what's going on……?"

"Xiao Huang, Senior Dai, come and watch this!" Momoi waved from behind the scenes and handed us the phone, "The matter of your concert today is now being pushed on the Internet."

"What???"

"To put it simply, someone tweeted that Senior Dai performed well, and Xiao Huang was not good at all, and then those fans of Xiao Huang fought back vigorously, and those who were closer came to the scene to support. Fans from both sides were in the audience There was a disagreement and a physical conflict, so it became the current scene..."

Well, it's quite common for fans to tear up online, but it's the first time I've seen it face-to-face.Theoretically speaking, the sons and daughters of my Dahe Min//// clan generally follow the code of conduct that they can BB and try not to do anything, but now that it has developed to this situation, could it be said that the fan battle this time is more intense than we expected ?Or because you are a girl, you can't judge according to common sense?

"Don't fight, don't fight, whether you support me or hate me, you are all my wings! ——Oh, it doesn't seem to work..." Putting down the microphone helplessly, the passion that Kise had just ignited seemed to return Withered, "Am I really not suitable to be an idol?"

"Don't give up!" Ahh, how could I suddenly say such positive words?Is the situation compelling? "True idols will not shrink back because of this difficulty. In order to reach the goal of 3 people, we must now draw their attention back to the stage!"

"Then what to do?"

"Of course it's singing!" As an idol, you don't know such a common-sense answer. It really makes people angry. "There is no problem that one song can't solve. If there is, then sing two songs!"

The music started again and we were back on stage again.In the prelude part of the song, no one in the audience responded to us at all, but as soon as we spoke, the crowd gradually quieted down, and when it came to the chorus part, everyone began to call in order.

really--

——Idol fans are not deceitful!

"Congratulations to both of you, the goal of [-] viewers has been achieved!"

Sitting in the car heading to the airport after the performance, Momoi happily announced to us.Kise and I looked at each other and frowned——

"Is there really [-]? In that venue, the number of people is at most [-]?"

"Hey~~ If you follow Senior Dai's algorithm, this show doesn't need to be recorded." Tao P slid her finger on the phone screen, "Counting the number of views of online discussions, the audience will definitely exceed [-]."

"...That's okay too..." Kise smiled awkwardly, "But such a thing happened, I almost really lost my confidence..."

"Really? What do you think, Xiao Huang, is this little episode surprising or unexpected?"

"What kind of trick is this—hey, could it be..." Seeing Momoi's meaningful smile, Kise suddenly realized, "Wait, Tao, this is different from what you said!!!"

"What's the point if it's the same? Anyway, the budget for this program is very sufficient, so please feel free to perform group performances like sailors~~"

"Ha, ha, ha ha..."

I knew it……

"However, this kind of experience has really benefited me a lot. So I decided," Kise straightened up suddenly, his head almost hitting the roof of the car, "Although today's goal has been achieved, I will temporarily I don’t fly alone anymore, after all, it was Senior Dai who reminded me of my dream, for the dream, I have to hone myself more—so, thank you, Senior Dai!”

"Hmm... eh???"

...I don't know why this guy is suddenly so passionate...

"The airport is here!" Tao P jumped out of the car and opened the door for me personally, "Xiao Huang's plane is about to take off, so let him go first; Senior Dai will go to Kagoshima first, the flight takes about two and a half hours Then take off, let's have lunch before then!"

"Lunch..."

Given the urine nature of the two links just now, I am afraid that this lunch will not be so easy to eat...

【During lunch time, what kind of wind///wave will Dai Qianxun encounter?Will the trip from Kagoshima to Tanegashima be smooth sailing?What would he say to him under the satellite tower?Please look forward to the next issue of "Run, Chihiro!" "】