[Kuroko's Basketball] Magical Boy Dai Chihiro [Red Dai]

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As the saying goes, think day by day, dream at night, and the things that everyone comes into contact with during the day will be more or less reflected in dreams.Take an otaku like me as an example. I read light novels about magical girls during the day, browsed the webpage selling magical girl figures at night, and watched late-night animations of magical girls in the middle of the night. After falling asleep, I would naturally do some magic girl related dreams.However, sometimes things are not like that.

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I spent my waking hours yesterday watching light novels as usual, but the dream I had at night felt weird. If I want to say why, it’s because...the person who usually watches girls turn into magical girls I actually became a magical boy myself!When fighting, he will hide his body, and his ability is to make things develop in the direction he wants-why do you think this ability is a bit similar to Captain Haruhi Suzumiya? I haven’t watched that series for a long time. How can I dream of such antique content? Forget it, that’s not the point—since there is no entity and I can’t carry out actual attacks, I can only play support in combat, and the DPS is in charge of Akashi Seijuro, the president of our school’s student union and captain of the basketball team.

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As for Akashi, a first-year brat, I only saw him a few times during school opening ceremonies, club activities, etc. I was obviously not familiar with him at all, so why did he appear in my dreams?Do I usually pay attention to him?Well, being able to become the president of the student union and the captain of the basketball team just after entering the school is not something everyone can achieve, and it should be discussed and paid attention to by everyone.But my opinion on Akashi is nothing more than that, I am still far from obsessed with "Master Akashi" like the girls who open their mouths - please, I am not gay, I just like ordinary girls (Two-dimensional of course) Isn't this level of attention normal for a man?

So why does this guy appear in my dreams? !

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Having said that, what's the situation with the confusing "cracking" sound heard from just now?After I was promoted to the third grade, I was the only one living in this double dormitory, so there should be no one else but myself?

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Could it be that... there are thieves?

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The money can be taken away, but you must not move my treasured figures, CDs, pillows and other peripherals!Otherwise, if you are caught, you will definitely lose everything!

Really, I can finally sleep in on the weekend...

Quietly opened one eye, and as expected, a shaking figure appeared in sight.This thief doesn't look very big, and he is still wearing a school uniform in order to sneak into the dormitory. He is sitting in front of the cabinet where I collect comics and light novels, flipping through pages one by one—what a stupid thief, how could I Hiding the money there, wouldn't that tarnish all the lovely girls in the book?

The thief finished reading the row in front of him and sat up straight to get the books in the row above.The color of this hair...

"Akashi?!" I sat up in shock.

The guy turned his face away when he heard the noise, and raised the corner of his mouth: "Good morning, Chihiro."

Chihiro?Akashi would tell me to explain... Yesterday was not a dream...

But before that there are more important issues.

"What are you doing in my dormitory so early in the morning?" With a sullen face, I lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and walked towards Akashi, towards my precious manga and light novels.

"Now you are my shadow, I have to get to know you better." As he spoke, Akashi pulled out another light novel ///.

"And then?" Seeing that he was still flipping through my book without any scruples, I frowned, "What do you know?"

Are you disappointed to learn that I am an otaku known as a social nuisance?

"The setting of Saiki Kusuo is too exaggerated. He is simply an omniscient and omnipotent god. Even if I have a little superpower, I am not as powerful as him." Akashi opened the book, flipped it from beginning to end, and put it in the On the one hand, he took out another book from the shelf, "Tokisaki Kurumi is very attractive to me, but unfortunately I don't have her ability to manipulate time. So I think when you asked me if I knew these two people yesterday, I should be judged only by appearance."

Nonsense, how can I judge you on someone I just met other than appearance? !

But for what he said, I am more concerned about Akashi's behavior-this guy must have finished reading a light novel at the moment he spoke, right?So he has read all the books that were taken out?What kind of reading speed is this? !

"Don't you like your things being touched by others? I understand this feeling," Akashi said flatly when he saw me staring at the book next to him, "Anyway, in order to deepen the understanding between light and shadow, I will buy it again. All the novels and comics you have here are for in-depth study, and I will replace you with a brand new set by the way, how about it?"

...To actually say such a thing, he really is a local tyrant just like the legends...

No, the real problem is not here!

"I said you, even if you want to understand me, don't break into other people's bedrooms without saying hello!" I folded my arms, "I thought it was a thief who broke into the house."

"The word 'burglary' should be used here instead of 'household theft'." Taking out his mobile phone from his pocket, Akashi said in an unquestionable tone, "From the perspective of criminal law, a place like a dormitory cannot be regarded as a 'household' .”

"........."

For Akashi, I don't even bother to vomit.

"By the way, my deacon contacted me just now, saying that the morning tea snacks I bought in Hong Kong this morning have been airlifted to the school playground, and they will be delivered in a while." Putting the phone back in his pocket, Akashi stood up, "Come and talk to me Let's have breakfast together, Chihiro. I guess you have a lot of questions for me too?"

...Well, let's save the complaints for after breakfast...

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Elegantly picking up the teacup, Akashi took a sip and said slowly: "As for why you got involved in yesterday's fight, we must first start with the human species."

...I didn't ask anything, why did you start talking by yourself? !

Well, that's fine, so that I don't waste my precious tongue, just say as much as you like.I took a bite of the custard bun, supported my head with one hand, and listened while eating in a relaxed mood.

“People in the world can be divided into three categories. The first category of people shines like light. They generally have outstanding appearance and strong physique. Use the English letter A or the Greek letter α to refer to this group of people; the second type of people is just the opposite. They are generally not easy to be noticed, and they are dispensable in a large group, even if they are walking on the road. People will care about them, even if they bump into them, they will at most say "oh" and move on, so the English letter O or the Greek letter Ω is used to refer to this kind of inconspicuous person; The proportion of the world is extremely small, and the third group of people who are neither outstanding nor non-existent has the largest number of people. They are the "base" that constitutes and promotes social development, so the English letter B or the Greek letter β is used to refer to these Ordinary people—that's the ABO classification of humans."

God his///Mom///'s ABO classification!Although I am not a rotten man, I have heard a little about what ABO refers to!Even if I read less doujinshi and novels, it's definitely not what Akashi explained, right? !

"By the way, I am α and you are Ω."

I'm so crazy! ! !Swearing out all the swear words I know is not enough to express how I am now being driven by a dog.Why am I an Omega? !According to Akashi's explanation just now, an ordinary person like me is a Beta, right? !If I'm really the legendary Omega, wouldn't something indescribable happen afterwards...

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but put down the half of the custard bag left in my hand, and covered my aching stomach.

Akashi didn't seem to pay attention to my situation, and continued to say: "The difference between the three types of ABO people is not obvious in childhood, and it will not be manifested until puberty, that is, when you go to junior high school. Of course, there are people like Chihiro. There is a kind of people who bloom late. This can explain why no one has approached you or imparted relevant knowledge to you so far. I only discovered it when you came to the Ministry to work recently. "

"odor?"

"Yes, all omega secrete a substance—"

substance?Could it be the legendary information——

"——Will Ω have a [-]% chance of suffering from a series of diseases such as onychomycosis, otitis media, tuberculosis, hepatitis A, B, C, D, E, prostatic hyperplasia..."

Wait, what's going on?The style of painting seems to have changed suddenly? !

"...In the worst case, many of these Ω will incarnate into something called 'Night of the Sorcerer', causing huge physical damage to the world."

Hey, why did the painting style change again?And why does this setting sound so familiar? !

"Also α will secrete a similar substance, ranging from nosebleeds and rashes all over the face, to 100% suffering from high blood pressure, high blood fat, high blood sugar and other diseases, and the body is out of shape..."

In my opinion, it's just the result of eating too much greasy junk food and not exercising properly...

"...the worst case is becoming a beta."

How is this more serious than the "Night of the Sorcerer" just now? !Is it that unacceptable to be normal for you goddamn shiny people? !

"But if α and Ω cooperate, the substances in both bodies can be neutralized, and the world can function normally. In such a cooperative group, α is called light, and Ω is called shadow."

What are you doing? After finally returning to the setting of ABO, why did you start using new proper nouns again? !

"In the long history of human beings, the vast combination of light and shadow has maintained the balance of the earth by neutralizing the substances in the body, but in recent decades, the amount of light has decreased sharply, and many substances in the shadow body cannot be neutralized in time, resulting in Climate disasters such as the melting of the Arctic ice cap, rising sea levels, frequent occurrence of extreme weather such as droughts and floods..."

Oh, it's been a long time since climate change is the result of the global population's improved nutrition and obesity rate? !I don’t know what the group of brick-and-mortar scholars who have studied global warming all their lives will think when they know the truth...

"Because of this change, both Light and Shadow began to compete for objects that better suit their own needs from other groups to form a new group. Light or Shadow that has been robbed of objects will sometimes find another object to go to for revenge. Revenge, so the stability of the light and shadow team members declined, and their function gradually changed from neutralizing substances in the body to combat units. What you and I encountered yesterday was a temporary team that came to take revenge because I had no shadow for the time being.”

"Ah, I can guess an eight//nine out of what they said." Thinking back to the silly conversation with the duo, I nodded, "Are all groups made up of two people?"

"Generally speaking, a group contains only one light and one shadow, but sometimes there are too many substances secreted by the shadow, and two or more lights are needed to neutralize it-the group I was in before was composed of five Composed of light and a shadow, and we are invincible."

"Amazing……"

Akashi raised his face, his brows couldn't hide the pride and pride: "That's why we are called the generation of miracles."

"And then, why aren't you in that group again?"

"I ordered the disbandment of that group—you know, my order is absolute." Akashi turned his head to face me, "This principle also applies to you, Chihiro, my new shadow."

... Self-righteous guy, don't think that you can order others just because you have money!

"Forgive me for such a request." I sat upright and looked directly into Akashi's eyes, "Orders or something... I am not your servant, and I have nothing special to do with you. In yesterday's battle, I just I was forcibly pulled in by you to do me a favor. Just like the other party, it’s a temporary combination. Don’t call me so friendly with long shadows and short shadows. I don’t want any rewards. Today’s sumptuous breakfast is what you give me. In return, from now on, you will walk your Yangguan Road and I will cross my single-plank bridge, you can’t order me, and I don’t have to obey you, we are now clean.”

"Oh?" Akashi narrowed his eyes, "Do you mean not only to defy me, but also to defy the contract itself?"

"contract?"

"Have you forgotten? We had intimate physical contact yesterday."

"Intimate body—uh..."

My first kiss……………………

"Seeing that your face has turned so red, you must have remembered it?" Akashi smiled slyly, "That is the contract I signed with you."

"That kind of thing is actually..." Recalling the soft touch of Akashi's thin///lips, I couldn't help wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, "Is that just your unilateral behavior? Anyway Do you have to ask me for my opinion?"

"It is true that a general contract requires an offer from one party and a commitment from the other party to be established, but it is stipulated in the "World Federation of Light and Shadow Federation Contract and Labor Protection Convention" that in a state of emergency, if the offeror has not received the other party's commitment, then He can enter into a temporary contract through unilateral intimate physical contact."

"Temporary contract..." Hearing this word that caught my attention, I hurriedly asked, "Does that mean it will be voided after a while?"

"This question..." Akashi put the teacup on the table, "The temporary contract is valid for two weeks. If the offeree fails to go through the corresponding procedures to terminate the contract after two weeks, or the offeror does not take the initiative to rescind the contract, then It should be regarded as the conclusion of an unlimited light and shadow cooperation contract."

"No fixed deadline?"

"If it's short, it's a few minutes, if it's long... it's a lifetime."

…… Absolutely not, let alone a lifetime, I don’t even want to stay with this person for a minute.

"What you just said, if I understand correctly, I am the offeree, right? If I want to terminate the contract, what procedures should I go through?"

"The general contract termination procedures have to go to the Japanese office of the World Federation of Light and Shadow, and the processing time is usually six months. If you want to terminate the temporary contract like you, you have to submit the relevant application to the Asia branch in China, because the Japanese office does not have With this authority, they will use a special procedure to make a ruling within a week when they arrive there. If you are not satisfied with the ruling, you can go to the headquarters in London to request a reconsideration. The final effectiveness of the contract is subject to the result of the reconsideration." It seems that it has been prepared long ago. In general, Akashi fluently listened to the so-called relevant regulations, "But I advise you not to waste this time——According to known jurisprudence, people like you who have not formed a group with others are still in an emergency The success rate of termination of the temporary contract signed is 0%.”

This contract termination procedure is really tricky... Leaving aside the inevitable result of losing the lawsuit, I can't even afford the plane ticket!

Obviously, in the past 17 years, no one mentioned ABO, light and shadow, or contracts to me at all. Why did I suddenly sign such a cheating contract with such a cheating guy? !This luck is comparable to five shots and ten consecutive shots in one breath, but all of them are African cards...

"Okay, then I won't terminate the contract." I sighed helplessly, "But at least change the contract period to a little shorter? No fixed period or something will make me sleep bad every day."

"That's exactly what I mean. I prefer a relatively fixed partner to a temporary combination. Chihiro, you are a third-year student, and we have been together in this school for less than a year, so the contract is until the end of March next year. Right." Akashi said with a smile, in my opinion, this smile is exactly the same as the villain after the trick has been succeeded, "Then next, Chihiro, it's up to you to promise."

"Okay, I promise." I repeated listlessly, "I will work with you as your shadow until the end of March next year."

"No, the contract does not require a verbal commitment."

"That is……"

"According to the provisions of the "Contract and Labor Protection Convention of the World Federation of Light and Shadow", you must use the same form as my offer to make a promise." Akashi's mouth raised an elusive arc.

"!"

so……

have to reconcile...

This guy……

kiss? ? ? ?

I gave it to this guy for the first time, should I give it to him again the second time? !

but……

I took a deep breath, moved in front of Akashi, grabbed his shoulders, and slowly shortened the distance between us.

To save money on airfare...

In order not to suffer from a series of diseases such as onychomycosis, otitis media, tuberculosis, hepatitis A, B, C, D and E, prostatic hyperplasia...

In order not to become part of "Night of the Magician"...

To reduce extreme weather, climate disasters...

For world peace...

Uh……

I’m sorry, the protagonists of light novels and anime that I have ridiculed, I always laugh at you when you say you want to protect something or save something, but today I understand that if there are no such grand reasons, your own Can't even do such a stupid thing!

Tweet!

After my brain received the message that my lips were colliding with each other, I quickly sat up straight.

The Kuang San I kissed just now, yes, that’s right, it’s Kuang San, that girl with odd-colored pupils, there’s absolutely no way she’s a man, she’s definitely not Akashi...

"Huh." Akashi still used his thumb to caress the lips that I kissed this time, "Chihiro, you are indeed a very interesting person, I like you even more, I believe you will become a shadow that surpasses Tetsuya. "

Tetsuya?who?

"Okay, now that the business is done, it's time for my things to be delivered, right?" Akashi stood up and walked to another empty bedroom.

"Hey, do you want to..."

"I'm going to move to this dormitory from today." Akashi nodded, and opened the door to confirm, "The bed is very narrow, and the room is also very small, but it's no problem to live in—I'm tired of the kind of place where I never sleep every day. Waking up on a bed of more than 5 square meters and facing more than 200 maids, and occasionally experiencing the life of ordinary people is also very good.”

"..."

Maybe I shouldn't begrudge the money on the plane ticket just now...

The author has something to say: unexpectedly so fast [? ] Is there an update? !I was surprised myself too.

This time, not only was Tacitus Plato next door tormenting me, but also a mystic messenger who was popular abroad but almost no one cares about it in China, came to chat with me at three o'clock in the middle of the night, seriously? ? ?